Elves are the barbarians

Almost none of this is accurate man

You're thinking of Wood Elves/Night Elves.

High Elves don't.

Arwen lives in a FUCKING TREE

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That's because they're druidic, that's different.

Ebib

high elves don't live in huts and trees.

>lothlorien is huts and trees

?????????????? The trees sure but it's obviously a pretty comfy well constructed place.

TES Altmer live in crystal castles and Dunmer live in mushroom castles/rent free in Skyrim's holiest city

It's funny because the majority of Third Age Elves live in tree huts called "telain"

>everyone thinks sentient undead are evil, but they turn out to be the good guys in the end

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No one ever though the Tomb Kings were evil, they were just lawful neutral as fuck.

>Orcs are sophisticated
>Elves are just recolored black people
Any games that do this?

Warhammer high elves and dark elves

Malazan
Elder Scrolls and Dragon Age

Dragon Age, almost. Replace Orcs with Qunari.

This is the only thing I could think of.

I never played any of the Elder Scrolls games, but that's like two now.

That's three for three.

I hate elves. But I also want to molest them. Does that make me an orc?

YOU CANT ARGUE WITH STATISTICS BY GIVING ONE EXAMPLE YOU DUMB NIGGER

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How tall are you? If you're 6'0" or taller you're an orc, if it's any shorter you're a dwarf.

>Elves are trannies
>Humans are normies
>Dwarves are /pol/ incels
Why are Orcs the most based race?

I'm 6'2", so I guess I'm an orc.

>tfw being 6'3, slim, fit, having a strong jawline and loving elves

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DIFFERENT
S K I N C O L O R

i came so hard when i saw my lady's feet
i asked for a single hair from her snatch and she fawking gave me three from head! what a shit deal

pottery

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Bet you could strangle a giant with one of them.

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DUDE

The Drow live in cities underneath the surface.

>orcs are the smart ones

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Final Fantasy XIV, the elves live in a gothic city and are holy crusaders.

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Elves are based, every other race is inferior. People just hate elves because they know the elves are better than they are.

are there any settings where the elven culture hasn't been declining for centuries and is about to kick the bucket?

I'm fugging tired of being treated like I'm a druid because my ears are pointy.

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shadowrun

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dwarves are the jews

>big nose, love gold, live in other kingdoms since their's is usually ruined

even tolkien confirmed it

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Elves are not based and are basically the equivalent of Jews in most fantasy stories

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t. elf

HELLO MY FELLOW USER OF 4CHANNEL.ORG.
I TOO, DISLIKE ELVES.
I AM WONDERING, AS I AM A NEW USER OF THIS FORUM, IF I, AS THEY SAY, FIT IN YET?

But Gimli was best friends forever with an Elf.

This

>Amazing dexterity
>Nimble
>Can run on wind
>Pick out the noise in a cell's divide
>Still decide to live off of mushrooms and shack up with big booty women with no central air conditioning

What the fucking FUCK

The magic elves of Tales of Maj'Eyal, but it also has another race of wood elves who hate magic elves.

Reminder that Tolkien is fucking BASED and REDPILLED that 1970 Italy had fascist camps with readings of The Hobbit.

atlasobscura.com/articles/hobbit-camps-fascism-italy

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I might have to give it a try then. Always thought it kinda sucked that we only get to see the remnants of their culture.
Actually, way too many settings only let you see the setting's high culture in it's death throes.

He's the one who created that kind of Dwarves to begin with, even their language is pseudo-Semitic, consonant radicals and all.

>dwarves are sagelike

LotR dwarves are literally diaspora Jews. Lost all their ancestral homes, sticking to themselves, greedy for gold and diamonds to point of obsession.

ruined by their own greed, too

Also reminder that Tolkien personally despised fascism, and considered 1800s rural English class society the ideal.

>fantasy genre
>has elves, orcs, dwarves, and halfings
Stop doing this shit.

Dwarves have this huge legacy in LOTR, filled with tradition and legend. They braid their beards, sing folk songs, they even have hidden technology. They are literally the sages of Middle Earth.

Most house are made of trees

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Anyone that tries to argue that LotR is an allegorical work is a genuine idiot that doesn't know the first thing about Tolkien.

>“Good and evil are separated like oil and water,” wrote Robert Westall in a 1981 review. “The orcs are simple hero-bait, to be slaughtered ad infinitum, piled in heaps and burnt. They are given a lower status than rats.”

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Gimli's best friend is an elf and he is infatuated with Galadriel.

>LIVE IN HUTS AND TREES
it isn't same as a barbaric your asshole.
also people in fantasy worlds live in fucking huts too.

I don't care about /tg/ memes but I really hate elves, they are always "better humans" with magic.

Sorry if I offend the elves of Yea Forums but I hate your ass.

>pic unrelated

where do you live user

What do you call a barbarian if not someone who directly refuses sovereignty and sophistication?

why not be upset that humans are always less evolved and younger and dumber

Have sex

What a retard.

With elves?

>Malazan
The Jaghut are based, they're coincidentally mostly undead

Elves are pieces of shit.

I only hate pretentious tree hugger elves
Like this fucking asshole
What are you gonna kill a bear if it breaks a twig? Fuck you

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Witcher. The ones from eredin's world amyway

kek

Fucking EL-VEES

>Tolkien personally despised fascism
Ironically he supported nationalist Spain which lead to the formation of fascist Spain later on.

Pretty much anyone who wasn't a rabid communist or anarchist supported the nationalists in the Spanish civil war. And Franco's dictatorship was arguably not fascist but rather an old style military regime.

Arent the Races in Warhammer just Aliens?

That's 40K

>he doesn't know TOME used to be called Tales of Middle Earth
Sure they rewrote everything, but mostly just names.

>Oh you thought we were all regal and magical and stuff?
>NO, FILTHY RACISTS

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Human life is expendable.

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Yep, pretty much anyone except Dragons and Dragon Ogres is an alien.

>British Elves
>tall, fair, strong, swift, graceful, cultured, live in harmony with nature, almost robotic in their emotions due to centuries of watching lesser beings grow, wither and pass

>American "Elves"
>short, scrawny, weird colours, live in nature instead of alongside it, never invented the wheel, persecution complex

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this

I have always wanted to assfuck British elves out of jealousy for feeling inferior

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I think they know what they're doing guys.

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