In 2006, I was masturbating to Kairi while playing KH2 when my dad bust door open and started screaming at me because i failed remedial algebra. I pause the screen and tell kairi i'm sorry. My dad noticed I was masturbating and started mocking "What you masturbatin to that disney game girl again?!? SHE'S NOT REAL YOU STUPID FUCK. BUT THESE GRADES SURE, GET READY FOR A BEATING" . He grabbed a switch and beat the shit the everliving shit out of me. 10 minutes later, there I lay battered and bruised with sympathetic sound of tv static a buzz. I pause the screen and its on the scene where kairi is talking to selphie, and i pretend that kairi is telling me itll be alright itll be alright. Then I start crying. I pause the screen and I touch kairi's hand and tell her that things won't always be like this and one day I'll move us out far away from this place.
My dad comes back into my room, pissed as fuck again because i left a plate of totinos bathroom sink. He clenches and i flinch then remember my promise to kairi, so I grab my plywood keyblade, unpause the game so hollow bastion battle music can play and i charge at my father (Boss heartless) with sora donald and goofy by my side. Everything fades to black. I wake up in my room with the tv screen still on to the sound of my dad laughing downstairs, he's watching monday night football.
I cry so hard because i want my life to be like sora's so bad, but instead it's a fucking trailer trash nightmare. Kairi...please just speak to me!
Yeah, I spammed triangle and everytime I did me and goofy would spin around my room using my cumstains all over my floor while casting fire magic and shoot nerf guns to stuck in my dad's double chin and suffocate him
Caleb Campbell
>anons dick isn't out Still a solid 9/10 picture though.
Nicholas Baker
Larp but it made me smile. Thanks based masturbator
Cameron Ortiz
TLDR This seems like it should be on
Brody Sullivan
Normie faggot fuck off
Nathan Rodriguez
He's right, you're clearly underaged. Or extremely sheltered.
Juan Rogers
>He grabbed a switch The Switch wasn't a console in 2006 you absolute retard.
