Most chad jobs of each role in XIV: DRG, BLM, MCH, GNB, WHM (somehow)

Most chad jobs of each role in XIV: DRG, BLM, MCH, GNB, WHM (somehow)

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gnb is pretty lame though

>DRG
>Not MNK
Dragonfucker cope. DRGs will continue to be the butt of every single shitter DPS joke, the only reason you aren't the worst is because SAM arrived to scoop up the bottom 10% of absolute braindead retards from your playerbase. That's still plenty of retards left mind you.

GNB is actually chad though

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>Dragonfucker cope. DRGs will continue to be the butt of every single shitter DPS joke, the only reason you aren't the worst is because SAM arrived to scoop up the bottom 10% of absolute braindead retards from your playerbase. That's still plenty of retards left mind you.

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>GNB
I sleep.

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>GNB
Nice try justifying your wasted hours leveling a cucked class. PLD is the true chad.

Nice retort Estinien. There's Nidhogg cum in your hair, might want to book a trip to the salon. Careful you don't fall off the fucking arena on the way there.

As long as it isn't WAR I don't really care

>WHM
>Not AST
Verily OP hast all the markings of an uphill gardener.

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BYE FELICIA

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>Viera

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MALE VIERA WHEN

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never fag

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What's the point of NIN being so hard to play when even when played perfectly you will never come close to the top dogs' DPS?

It's also not fun either

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playing old classes in a new expansion

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>SHb having any jobs worth playing

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>BLM for caster
>Not SMN

Chad SMN
>Has powerful eikons at his beck and call
>Can strut around the battlefield using a multitude of instant spells
>Complex playstyle with multiple things to engage the mind (does it all with ease, of course)
>Creative and cool spell names like Tri-Disaster and Deathflare
>Provides useful cooldown buffs to his whole team
>Incredibly stylish horn that makes women wet on sight

Virgin BLM
>Just a conduit for aether, barely controls it himself
>Stuck in a tiny circle the whole fight, gets scared when forced to leave it
>Basic back and forth rotation, still misses mechanics
>Too autistic to come up with cool spell names, instead just names it the element followed by a number
>No utility to be seen, incredibly selfish
>Big generic robes to hide dumpy, unfit body

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Need to do some roids, best way to replace cocaine and alcohol addiction tbdesu.

ackshyually that's unironically shrooms/microdosing

never ever, and if they do get added it's confirmed they'll look like this.

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>being so insecure about your job
We get it. You don't like big dick numbers. Go back to your summons and let them suck you off.

Step outside your circle and see if you're still brave enough to say that.

Don't worry, I'll just triple-cast Fire IV in your face while swiftcasting Fire into a procced Sharpcast Fire III, meanwhile Thunder just procced and in the end I just insta-cast Xenoglossy.

BLM is actually way more mobile now than SMN.

Reminder that trannies will never be women bros

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Here we go

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>Trent went sober wrong
>now his music is shit
It checks out.

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BASED

>3 different spells called fire
>Still wants the circle even when insta-casting
>Thinks ~10 seconds of insta casts on a long CD makes them more moble when everyone knows BLM for bitching loudly when they are required to move even for instagib attacks
>Thinks forcing an environment shaping power to suck him off is a bad thing
Yeah, sounds about right for a BLM.

brd brings more through battle voice than mch in total contribution

cope

>MNKEY Seething

Ah i see the inferior complex is still there