TF2 depression thread

actually, you can rocket jump in Source 2, (In steam VR)

>Depression
Bitch please just play the game

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Dude this shitty fucking game got updated long past ita time and long past better valve games. Shut the fuck up and just play the fucking game jesus christ. You horse fuckers are the fucking worst

So this means Dota still runs in some alpha version of source 2. That would explain why it runs like shit.
Still I dont think TF2 can be ported, it would take years to do it given all the shit code they added over the years

There's no such thing as "Past a game's time" that's a made up concept to enable developers to get away killing their old games to sell sequels and not to allow organic communities.

>even if a new TF game is made, it likely won't be from Valve due to all the old talent leaving
>it'll be riddled with microtransactions and even more cosmetics
>it'll be even more dumbed down and simplified
>TF2 source mods are only just now getting prominence, but nearly all of them are stuck in dev hell

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It would take years anyway because valve is slow as shit

Final issue cancelled? Nah man, we're still waiting for it! It's only been like three months!

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"Maybe" it runs in a old version of source 2, but I do know in steam VR you can force a player entity into the map and bind the view port to it to enable blast force jumping.
You have to bear in mind, how blast jumping works in Source is specific towards player entities because of how prop and entity prop physics are handled.

Oh yeah, it would be like 7-10 years minimum

I couldn’t really care less though, so long as mods keep getting made for TF2 I’m fine

What they've done to TF2 is why I want Valve to go bankrupt. Maybe they can sell their IPs to people who give a fuck.

Sadly that is not the case.Since its free you have kids playing Gmod mods instead, the golden age wont return.
Even when he was a huge faggot Mecha (Hat in time dev) used to make/fix great mods and his server was the best in variety. I miss the Mechaware mod madness servers so much

Reminder

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I enjoy the Uber upgrade servers and stop that tank. VSH got boring though

>I know more about the game's design than the people who actually developed it

Unironically true

>majority of community servers now are VS Hale, Deathrun, and fucking Jailbreak
what happened to Arena Respawn and custom maps like Balloon Race you fucks

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i wish i did the same as you. still playing this piece of shit to this day. its wasted so much of my life.

This. Sure some things have changed in TF2’s world but it still has charm.
I don’t know what they could do with a new TF game but someone could think of something

Nah he can suck a fat one

>sv_pure 1 will never turned off
you can turn it on with lmaobox

>balloon race
Based
I stopped because the only one available was the old version where attacking the balloon as sniper was almost useless

Like I said, blame Gmod kids

>unironically using lmaobox

>arena mode was my favorite game mode
>would play it in my group nearly every time we played
>would always brag to each other about our wins against each other
>arena was barely alive then
>fast forward now
>no arena servers
>if you find an arena server, no one will join it and you will be stuck there for hours
>mfw

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>thousands of hours in TF2, 80% of it pubstomping with my best friend as dual scout
>Overuse voice lines for direction & commentary because we played without mics for almost a year
>Constant chorus of "Yo let's go to the right!" "UHH... NO!" as we stomp or get stomped in turn
>Actually practice high-fiving after doubleteaming someone we're dominating

I miss the old days.

>Mechathefag just up and abandoned his servers when he went to work on AHiT full time
>Didn't release any of the mods/gamemodes that the servers used, they just sit there in a disheveled state collecting dust
At least there are a few groups trying to pick up the pieces, Red Sun has come out with a few gamemodes and they fixed up tf2ware, and there are people working on restoring parkour fortress, but so much was lost. I still miss that Kirby Air Ride checklist that Slag had.

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on the subject of TF2 mods
youtube.com/watch?v=A24JMjyenpI
never finished

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What arena servers did you play on? I could be talking to one of the old regulars and not even know it.

for all the people on this board who bitch about muh arena you would figure there easily is enough people for a full server minimum but nah its easier to just have 50 people complaining about others not being interested

The issue is potentially MaxofS2D (Hi by the way, nice google alerts you inflation loving faggot) could have a legal case against mecha if mecha publically gave out his sourcemods. So unfortunately we have to live with a dripfeed of reverse engineering.

arena sucks anyways

It was more fun when you didn't have to organize times to get everyone to join. You used to be able just jump online, expect there to be people, and start playing. But now it's
>alright lets get a steam group going and post announcements when people want to play
>no one posts announcements for one reason or other
>server gets unused
The main issue is that there is no chance for any randoms to find your server and start playing.

>he works at nightdive now
This motherfucker I swear to god its the example of shithead french people

Alright, Yea Forums, you can choose only ONE, and the rest will never ever happen;

>TF2 gets once-a-year major updates excluding holiday events)
>TF2 gets ported to Source 2, has a final update adding lots of bugfixes and stuff like removing Halloween restricions and enabling sprays
>Devs drop TF2 and start working on TF3
>Miss Pauling becomes your GF
>You become Miss Pauling

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I could have sworn they said they would work on performance optimization back in like, 2016. Where the fuck is it...

one big update every year because that implys bugfixes and shit and adding something that isnt a fucking crate

Team fortress 3
Hopefully with better modding tools and less spaghetti coding
>Same characters
>Same Voice actors
>Same setting
>Advanced story plot

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Can I still buy one (1) key and get a fuckton of cosmetics from it

You can get 40 craft hats with one key

I'll take TF3, because that SHOULD also include at least once-per-year updates and the port to source 2

>TF2 is already horrifically bloated and contrary to what most of the playerbase thinks more major updates will give the game even more issues regarding balancing, bugs, and content bloat
>Source 2 might be a nice send-off but removing halloween restrictions and disabling sprays just leads to more of a clusterfuck, plus the port may not guarantee some engine features being included
>TF3 will probably be a worse game and ride heavily on nostalgia/references to TF2 plus it'll feature microtransactions and cosmetics from day 1
>Ashly Burch
>Ashly Burch
can I choose another option like a TFC reboot or a spinoff game or something

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Where's option G.
We go back to map and two weapons being farted out every once in a while

I mean keys are worth close to 50 ref and your average hast isn't worth more than 2.
Go to loadout.tf mess around and see what you want first don't start spending aimlessly.

Thanks, I never messed around with the economy and trading so this could be fun

TF3 should take the best custom gamemodes from TF2 to continue the tradition of FPS games as professionally made mods

I chose this one:
>Valve starts making games again and new life is breathed into the TF2 dev team, complete with competent designers, writers, and programmers. Also the voice actors for the mercs are immortal and can continue to voice act until they don't feel like doing it anymore.
It'll come true, right?

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I miss the OG 24/7 full randomizer. Coziest and funnest server in the game. Then all the x10000 randomizers killed it.

>no zombie fortress left
fuck this earth

Might as well start over with TF3.

>final comic issue being cancelled
It fucking WHAT?!

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I wish my friends didn't quit, that's it.
And for Valve to remember that this game exists once in a while.

There's still a server running that, both for normal gamemodes and MvM.

I wish my TF2 friend didn't become an hero

i remember when keys were 2 ref, where did it all go so wrong

>Eviction Notice LOWERS your damage and RAISES your attack speed despite being a pair of spiked, metal knuckles
>Fists of Steel don't have the slowest attack speed and a massive damage bonus despite being made of steel
>KGB actually does slow down your attack speed, despite just being boxing gloves
None of this makes sense, VALVE!

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Is the Yea Forums partyvan server still running and does it have the saysounds plugin?

It's still running every weekend, but it doesn't have saysounds
But it does have lots of micspam

ah crud. Is it good micspam?

>Brass Beast gives WORSE accuracy while making you a sitting duck
>Tomislav gives you BETTER accuracy while making you more mobile

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Weren't there two versions of TF2 zombies? I remember one being shit and one being fun, and the only ones I could find in the last year+ are the shit ones. The good version locked Scout/Heavy/Spy to zombies and the other six to survivors.

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>join match
>get streamrolled
>queue for another match
>get streamrolled
>queue for another match
>get streamrolled
>queue for another match
>match ends as soon as you join
>queue for another match
>get streamrolled
>queue for another match
>streamroll the other team
>queue for another match
>get streamrolled
>queue for another match
>it's only you and one or two other people the whole match
>remember why I stopped playing the game and uninstall

ill never understand why they removed quickplay for this horrid system

i love you but i need you to delete this thread

>everyone doing what everyone wants
>yeah, I bet everyone can't fucking wait til they can start working on CS and Dota again on the next day
>dude finished passshit because he just felt like it, how cool is that
>oh yeah we are totally passionate about it
>no, no communication no matter what, find what's up from some youtube faggots
>no, we don't care that everyone else at Valve is communicating now, stop asking
>yeah, we could hire more people to work at the game, but other teams might hire more as well, so we won't hire anyone
>MvM, comp, alt. game modes, medals, contracts, aliens, moon? yeah, scratch that, that was nothing
>speaking of alt. game mods, let's just fucking hide them so you can't even play them because the queue time is eternal
>comics, shorts? maybe later
>2 fucking years for a jungle shit pack
>major updates not even once a year now
>Mossrock is broken since the release, won't even talk about other maps
>Optimisation is such fucking dogshit that you can't get solid 144fps on 2080Ti of all things
>Hitboxes are still broken beyond any reason
>still no autobalance while in party fix, FUCKS SAKE
>uh-oh, you can't switch teams/spectate/votekick other team's cheater/scramble, that would be ever so beastly
>look, everyone playing this map, but you have to wait seven minutes anyway
>oh, you want to join a game that your friend is in? wait EIGHT FUCKING YEARS
>yeah, we could fix sprays, but it's easier to ban them, cuz muh porn and nazi you know haha
>15 people working on the game by the way
>why yes, it does include the guy who mops the floor in the room, who did you know?
>everyone doing what everyone wants
>let's work on the fucking "realistic" shooter instead of most unique looking game we have, BOY AM I SO FUCKING PASSIONATE ABOUT THEM FUCKING COUNTER TERRORISTS
Valve is a bunch of soulless fucking cunts, I hope they'll choke on those retarded policies.

I gave up on getting fresh new content but that's okay because I spent five years not playing. Rate my cosmetics.

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Also I've become more partial to this medic but I don't know what to call it

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Source 2 port. I'm absolutely sick of waiting for new updates, even if they were guaranteed to be annual.

I had forgotten Ashly Burch voices Ms. Pauling.

Definitely Ms. Pauling gf

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What is that gif from?
I looks so well animated!

youtube.com/watch?v=gvuqLylQOoE

>bug man
>neon annahilator

...oh that explains why the animation is so well made...

War Pope
Vatican General

Disagree, but this is true for a lot of games. I don't even think most devs play their own games these days.

>haven't seriously played in 3 years
>about to sell my items now

yeah I was talking about that one
zombie mod just doesn't compete

>mfw literally every single point is being worked on right now and that's why it's taking so long

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>me when I'm playing the heavy update and half life VR before the end of this year

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Has anyone in this thread actually went above a tier in casual? They really feel unnecessary for this game.

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i have several times
i hate casual with a passion and nothing would be lost if it was removed, even the gay rank ups that mean nothing

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People kept buying keys from the steam market which was cheaper while many were being dumped into crate opening so fewer and fewer were introduced into the economy.
Metal kept coming and coming from weapon drops but no one dumped it into crafting which was its original purpose.

Why the fuck do people still play TF2 it's like ten years old and it was stale on release

because leddit was constantly screaming about how much the game needed comp matchmaking and how awful quickplay was

>get steamrolled
>"I'm about to help enemy team"
>goes hoovy

>the final comic being cancelled
YAMERO

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Why is every single casual match unbalanced? What the fuck happened to this game? It wasn't like this before. Back with Valve servers, you could easily find a balanced match. Every single fucking match I've tried to play using their casual matchmaking queue has been a fucking roll in one direction. It's so bad.

Top 5 weapons that ruined TF2

1. Vaccinator
2. Razorback
3. Dead Ringer
4. Reserve Shooter
5. Tomislav

Everyone keeps fucking pointing fingers at each other but you gotta remember Valve's the ones that were behind this.
>aw man boss overwatch is shitting on us what should we do to bring in that crowd?
>I know! Matchmaking!

Vaccinator is a meme weapon.
Dead Ringer got nerfed way too severely, like two of the maybe four things they changed would've been fine.
Pre-nerf Pomson was the worst weapon in the game for a while.
Sydney Sniper set was cancer of the highest degree and I'm glad the Danger Shield is dogshit now.

>matchmaking was meant to be TF2's big come back
>instead it just nailed the coffin
didn't help that they set no rules for comp and made no adjustments according to beta-testing

fuck the laser weapons
fuck the deus ex weapons
fuck the vacc

The issue with comp is the only people who were even interested in comp would just go play lobbies.
It's a useless system, actual competitive players have no use for it and neither do casual players.
Hence why it's dead with no players at all times.

>Vaccinator is a meme weapon.
vaccinator is the most cancerous thing they have ever added

>no actual rewards for leveling up
>shit restricts you to use the default settings
>if someone (just one) leaves during pre-match the game is over, meaning all that time queuing up was a waste
>more often you'll be placed with more hackers than casual
An abomination of a game mode. Leave comp to third-party shit Valve.

It's only really bad if it's pocketing a good/hacking sniper or your team is just truly too retarded to focus the medic with more than one kind of damage.

>he doesnt know you can uber all damage resistances at once

>Same Voice actors
user...

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s-someone didnt die.... right?

wat

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Soldier's voice actor has cancer, not dead yet, but that's why he sounds off in Expiration Date.

i thought he beat that at some point

The artist pretty much said "yeah we stopped working on it pretty much right away and have done nothing with it for years but maybe if you keep begging for it we might do it LOL"

He sounds off in Expiration Date because Nolan North was voicing him as well as Engineer. Although I think it was because Soldier's VA couldn't reprise him, yeah.

NO, Noland did soldiers scream but the OG actor did do soldiers talking voice.

>queue for competitive
>2 hours in queue
>nothing happens

Explain this.

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>mfw we will never see the conclusion of the comics
Its not fucking fair

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In North America, TF2 is mostly dead from 2am-about 10am, unless you do 2fort or turbine.

100% unusuals being the most content the game has seen in forever is really telling.

FUCK VALVE!
WHERE IS MY HEAVY UPDATE!?

not him put i played a uk arena server
there was only 2 i think

TF2 Battle Royale anyone?