Kills Mario Kart and Crash Team Racing

Drug user or suicide. Take your Bets

Mario Kart BTFO

>ryanfag

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That's not Garfield Kart.

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I've been saying this forever but e-celebs literally werent meant or built to be famous. It's why you literally see them doing the dumbest shit outside of their YouTube channels and most of their YouTube "careers" end with scandals or controversy because of their stupid decisions. Besides industry plants of course, people in the actual media usually worked really hard to get where they were out, dealing with rejection every day just to finally get a shot at some shitty job where they eventually advance their career from that. Youtubers literally put a camera in front of their face and act retarded and boom. Internet celebrity that doesnt know the trials and hardships of life yet.

*Blocks your path*

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Did Ryan threads die? I remember there were a few when the game was announced and been in every thread and saw porn get made and a marketer post here and a Nintendo guy looking up the switch for panda

uncultured twat

They started getting autosaged/deleted on the spot. Probably because of my porn.

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makes me very anxious because my name is ryan too

I saw one a few days ago but it was probably made due to a garfield thread going on at the same time

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YOU CANNOT SURVIVE THE RED

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*ahem*

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>yfw lyman isn't in

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>N
What the fuck did she mean by this

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Is he in?

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>irrelevant trash who hasn't had a major appearance since 1983 isn't in
Good

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based john blyth bro
he'll be in the first dlc pack along with binky the clown

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*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

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The mascot for a very popular YouTube channel where the kid's mom makes the little boy fake reactions to toys she got him

2019.... I am forgotten....

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wtf based Ryan

Do they let him redo the race if they don't like how it turned out the first take?

>no pc

BASED

Reminder that he is the top youtuber that pulls in the most amount of money on the site

>no voice acting
How does Nickelodeon not have a hard drive full of Tom Kenny saying random shit at this point?

Sure, kids can't possibly be happy with their toys you cynical zoomer

That looks fucking stupid
those character archetypes don't work at all for a kart racer

>GameMill Entertainment
Is there any more sure sign of a game being guaranteed kino?

Game was ruined by focusing too much on the slime mechanic and having tracks made to short because of it

their first attempt wasn't that great either

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>Ryan Bonus doesn't exi-

Ryan's going to be so fucked up when he gets older. This fame and all the toys are probably going to turn him into a psycho when he's not a cute looking kid and his parents can't make a profit off of him.

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CTR committed suicide

Real talk, of all the millions he's churned, he's going to find maybe $100k in his savings account when he turns 18. It happens all the time.

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When was he cute

They have two younger kids I think, they’ll just swap them out

Nitros

user, I...

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at least those are all cut from the same cloth. cgi turtles in a gradeschool recess environment looks weird.

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Wait I looked it up and this shit is the actual cover wtf

Needs a brush up. This has potential.

>literally

Finally, a horror racing game

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NOOOOOO

at least Ryan won't get ported, r-right?

Kid needs go be blonde and rendered Ryan needs a Hitler's moustache

outrightgames.com/racewithryan
>PLATFORMS Xbox One, PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch and PC

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I want combo panda to sit on me

pretty based selection I gotta say

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does Race with Ryan have online play? i think i remember someone saying it didn't

All it mentions on their website is split-screen

>Ice Age game in 2019
What the fuck? Are they still making those fucking movies?

Apparently so but straight-to-DVD only
iceagemovies.com/us/

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Im out of the loop how did it do that?

>garfcels literally SEETHING over based ryan

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Zzz....

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microtransactions

>god evaporated user mid sentence

>73 posts in
>nobody has posted the porn

where could my switch be

nor am I going to

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Porn? There's no porn, silly.

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fine i'll do it

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Garfield!

>he actually did

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Zoomers would be the ones to believe his reactions are genuine to begin with

i ain't no pussy
i need to get away from this hellspawn of a website anyway

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>i ain't no pussy
well you did post one

That's $100k more than I had in my savings when I turned 18

tru

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Yes, literally.

read the filename.

Crash Team Racing deserves death.

i'd unironically play this if a pc port came into existence

I do too, but even getting banned wouldn't deter me from lurking.

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it would for me cuz i don't like to lurk if i can't also post

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games for this feel