Name a more based man than Miyamoto

I heard that was a choice by Retro Studios. People are always so quick to attribute shit like that to Miyamoto.

Isnt it illegal to spread lies like this as PR?

Also killed Star Fox Zero.

Not if it's memetic (NRS 352.120 s1)

NDA's would forbid them from giving an actual answer.

That said, what type of masochist would want to play Hotline Miami with a controller over a mouse?

That's a big belly..

It's really not that bad with a proper analog stick. Even on vita it plays okay. Mouse is better obviously but it's far from a disaster.

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SOURCE NIGGA SOURCE

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The music's definitely overrated.

For u

He destroyed Wii U beyond saving

ur mum

>google hotline mamamia music
>its literally mostly screeches and memewave parts

thank fucking god miyamoto has taste

Damn you're right

Devolver is saved

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>He doesn’t know Miyamoto practically lives in dance clubs

You have my attention

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A toast, for bellies my good sir.

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>it's just another shitpost from Devolver

This is the man in charge of what games get made for Switch. The sooner he becomes a vegetable the better.

>everyone in the comments taking it seriously

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Memewave BTFO.
youtube.com/watch?v=QF9vHnjxI_8

Miyamoto doesn't even play his own gimmicks for more than 5 minutes, so he never realizes why wagglan sucks dick for innovation.

This is pretty funny, considering both games are coming out tomorrow on Switch.

>Distanced himself from Square
>Came up with the godawful Star Fox plot that was so bad it became a glorious meme by sheer luck
>Distanced himself from SGI
>Distanced himself from stopping Playstation from ever existing
>Killed Mother 64
>Killed Rare
>Killed F-Zero because "nothing new can be done lol"
>Distanced himself from BotW because he knew it would be acclaimed but completely unfaithful shit to the formula
>Ruins contracts early because he doesn't like specific pixels or sounds
>Cites batshit reasons for pulling out of deals with Western studios because "it's just not happening" (he's a xenophobic Sakoku extremist)
>Has become so jaded, he doesn't even want people passionate about games making them anymore

In order of Hacks:

Miyamoto>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>power gap>>>>>>>>>Kojimbo>>>Miyazaki

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Miyamoto can't even drive himself to work anymore because he's too valuable of an asset. I doubt he can do things like go to clubs

Is he a gay?

His entire life is a closely guarded trade secret, but you can see what he does through his work. He's probably a bigger lolifag than Yea Forums's worst.

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Not sure if you anons are trolling, or don't know that Miyamoto is a developer. Not a head of the company.

I remember an interview about BotW where they showed the game off to him and all he did the entire time was climb the trees on the Plateau instead of actually playing the game. He's getting both senile and more eccentric in his old age.

>is he a gay?

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Fun fact: Miyamoto thinks DKC series is mediocrete platformer and only the graphics was good thing about it.

Absolutely fucking based

>proper analog stick
This. It woud be disaster on Switch with the drifting joycons and shitty deadzones.

Based Miyamoto
I watched a friend play and the soundtrack, or at least one of the songs, gave me a fucking headache.

No, he said that it was a game that put graphics over gameplay.

He's not wrong about DKC1. It all came together in DKC2 though.

What was wrong with DKC1's gameplay?

It was soulless

That's bs
There's a hotline miami segment in travis strikes again, this is just another miyamoto myth, there's another reason and they aren't telling

lol

How was it "soulless"? Because it wasn't Super Mario world?

It isn't something that somebody can just explain to a zoomer like you. You had to have been there to understand.

Your 115 iq is showing.

Continue

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Gotta hand it to ya, mate, I'm loving this epic meme.

based

Anyone who wasn't able to understand that this was a joke might legitimately be on the autism scale, get that checked out.

Welp, I had no reason to hate the man before but now I do.

Please dont be mean to miyamoto, he's old and wont be around much longer

Just like me user.

stfu you pretender. you haven't touched a fat woman in your life. all of your girlfriends have been 25 and under with a weight at most 4 times their age.

Pretty smart. People like Bungie didn't play many games either and that allowed them to make one of the most famous franchises. Gamers are just code monkeys that get hired, the ideas guy back then was always a boomer who liked games but rarely played, and not to mention composers almost never play video games yet they are essential to the game's memory and atmosphere while also understanding their own game very well despite never having gamed before.

N64 was gonna have GTA but miyomota said no and he wanted it to have more puzzles. Also he fucked over / stole the idea for sure Mario games from the guys who made the gekko 3d games and he stole there work for the camera on the star 64

Miamoto is a bad man and he keepe getting away with it

But that was directed by Masayuki Kameyama, my dude.

I hear he hated rare cos they were good and he conspired against them. He made that dino game and he was probably behind the whole selling of rare too

So he hates the white piggus?

So when did myamoto start being so based

Hayao Miyazaki has similar views about anime, he thinks that young people who grew up on anime and come to industry because of it make shit anime because they get their ideas from anime they've watched before instead of getting them from "life".

Nintendo never owned Rare, they made few games for Sega consoles too.