Tfw 24 year old neet still living at home, shitposting, gaming and getting stoned all day

Get out any way you can user. Take it from me, for any NEET that isn't a totally oblivious drooling retard, punishing yourself to keep the status quo in dysfunctional circumstances will only end with suicide or you committing patricide/siblicide.

Not much longer before you seriously start to consider an-hero'ing

and take it from those anons, the first step is to snag literally any job. Get out before things get stupid.

And yeah the rat race sucks but the only way to be truly free is to buy your way out of society or continue holding out that you'll be in your prime years for the next collapse when we can all start raping each other in the streets

Suicide is painless.

Familicide under the above conditions would also be quite cathartic.
Either way OP is risking serious mental illness

But I'm running under the assumption that they're still dependent. That's the real crux of the issue.

I was considering suicide since I was 9 and would have offed my self at 11 if my parents didn't randomly come home early.
Life still only goes down hill.

Mental illness is a meme excuse used by lazy and useless cunts who don't want to work

Go to school, get a job, or join the military. Don't waste your 20s. You'll regret it sooner than you think.

I have a full time job and am depressed as fuck. I have to wake up in 6 and a half hours I don't want to go...

>...
Only literal faggots type like this bruh

Hey as a useless and lazy cunt who doesn't want to work I agree!

It does get better but you have to identify the how and why of the important issues and then act on the solutions.

First step is to get any paying job at any legitimate company and hold it for at least a year. Save and plan to jump to a second higher paying job. Once you're paying your own bills for personal services while saving on the side, you'll have better leverage to do the things you want and need to be doing.

>t. An insect, golden boomer, or steinberg

24 years old has been at this job for the last 6 months now
>work closely with this very attractive 18 year old girl to the point where we're now close work friends
>another girl I work with tells me on multiple occasions how attractive, cute, and hot I am, she's thicc and attractive herself
>cute receptionist gets giddy when I talk to her
>unforunately another friendly female coworker is gonna be leaving this tuesday, we were good buddies at work. will be missing her.

work changed my neet life Yea Forums. I just really enjoy going to work because I get to interact with these wonderful women on a daily basis.

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Fuck off blogshit

I enlisted in the Navy four years ago when I was 21 to hopefully stop my depression. I'm still depressed and now I'm an alcoholic.

My coworker is hot as fuck but has a boyfriend and I'm a perma incel type. I kind of want to be fired so I have an excuse to rot in bed.

>he took the bait

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>go to school
this so hard, wageslavery is gonna catch up to you eventually, and there's tolerable wageslavery and miserable wageslavery, might as well start working towards doing something you can minimally enjoy and doesn't make you want to cry yourself to sleep every night.

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actually there is a scientific basis for mental illness to such an extent that you can observe physical differences between the brain of a depressed person vs. the brain of a not depressed person but hey "its just a meme xd"

not that user but it 100000% doesn't get better. i've thought about killing myself on the daily for about 15 years now. i moved out of my parents, have been at the same job for a year and a half, and am tired all the time. 45 hours a week, no hope for the future. if there's one thing i regret it's being born

I'm a wageslave and I actually preferred being NEET. People say you need a job to give your life meaning, but I don't derive an ounce of fulfillment from the work I do.

who knows

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Keep making those excuses then bruh

tbf. All of the above are massive time sinks that will suck away your prime years while slaving it like the serf that you are. But you'll have money and structure to help balance your free time.

retard.

How deluded are you people that you think having a job will magically cure a mental illness?

Steinberg would be the one to write him a diagnosis on his phony "mental disorder" granting him disability, and the ability to become a burden on the state for no good reason.

>bruh
Only faggot niggers type like that

this is my actual ex girlfriend :\

i mean i literally work 45 hours a week, as i said in that post, so it isn't like "mental illness is an excuse not to work." it's just that unlike normal people i don't get any pleasure out of socializing and have no expectations for the future being any better.

>year and a half
That's enough time to be thinking about jumping to a new role. Even if you come to hate the next job, it'll be a fresh(er) experience for some time. Go for something technical. Vocational training or even self-enrichment (and certifying yourself at the end) are valid options.

27, wasted most of my 20s wageslaving but I’m planning on going to a tech school this coming spring and hopefully breaking out of the cycle of poverty my shitty family is in.

Kill yourself

No reason to work but still feel bad about not doing it. Earn some money from a rental property but it just piles up. If I can make myself actually practice drawing than in a decade I'll be able to make a shitty indie game no one will play.

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No wonder shitskins taking over west.

>My partner is mentally ill and we both are on drugs. Life gets better!
You're sending mixed messages here.

Some people think they're depressed when they are just simply in a rut, having a job does help. Now people that are severely depressed should go see a doctor

It’s like they don’t realize you can have a job AND want to kill yourself

My father left me the house which is probably the most expensive in the city, I just rent the thing and pay a property manager while I sit in a trailer and play video games and jerk off on adderall all day.

>comfy job
>saving lots of money
>feel aimless and lonely

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everyone lives at home you dumb fuck thats why they call it home
even 'homeless' people live at home
deprogram yourself you pathetic weenie

buy gifts for your friends instead of hoarding it jew boy

>no pleasure out of socializing

E N L I S T
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if you're not medically disabled

Do everything you can to get your feet on foreign soil.

i don't get why people act like it's so important to get a job.

I got a job making 60k doing porn, was I suddenly less of a loser than before? nope, lol.

You sound mentally ill.

I was more thinking that later in life, a huge gap in employment or doing anything productive looks awful. Getting out there and doing literally anything is better. Otherwise you're trapped in NEET depression because few people want to give a chance to a 30+ year old that hasn't done anything since high school or college.

>friends

32yo, have good job with decent pay, five minutes to it on bicycle. Play vidya like 3-5 hours per week. No gf, just going out on weekends to fuck random women met in bars.

>live in a shithole town that loses people and businesses all the time
>get a trade
>can't find any work around here and have to go elsewhere
>no money to move and no friends elsewhere to crash with
It's a fucking shitty catch 22, guess it's back to fucking walmart for at least a year until I got some money saved. Assuming I can go that long without telling off retards who think employees are slaves

haha i used to be like that but now i have a job and this girl is into me and i lost a lot of weight plus i have money and soon i'll have a bank account and a car so i'll be back on top

Best kind of soldier.

It does get harder the older you get. You can usually bullshit your way through any minor gaps in 20s if you're just upfront about your interests, hobbies, family circumstances, and definitely emphasize initiatives for self-enrichment.

>stoned
>fast food
die fakeNEET

>Sit in a cubicle like a drone.
or
>Do back breaking labor like a slave
Can't I just grow and sell vegetables?

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>Can't I just grow and sell vegetables?
Nigga that's slave labor, real life isn't harvest moon

>fuck random women met in bars.
How?

>back on top
>not even millionaire
>not even billionaire child rapist

It's all relative.

>just get a job
That only solves half the problem. You need to have something to do right now - work or university or something - AND plans for the future. Figure out something you want to achieve and work towards that. Plan to be a doctor, lawyer, the president, start your own business, work and live overseas, anything really.
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literally be but I don't do drugs and I got a job 5 months ago after being a neet from the moment I finished highschool until my 24th birthday

My job fucking sucks dick because didn't study and nobody to hook me up with a decent job, I absolutely hate it, I hate every single day of my life even more than when I was a depressed neet.
On the other hand my parents are kind of happy that I got a job on my own, that I don't ask them for money anymore, I help at home and I have money for more vidya and other hobbies so quitting would ruin a lot of things too, there's just no winning

To any kid who's being a lazy shit at school, don't be dumb, work towards having an at least decent future.

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>grow and sell

For yourself and only yourself? Bare minimum bullshit required by the outside world?

Takes about two million dollars minimum.

if you were in california USA and knew how to grow shit then you could definitely join a marijuana grow and make ass tons of money, my brother just makes concentrates and he makes like 5 grand a month
if you actually knew how to grow stuff then you could easily get a swank job

>yes die for me goyim! die for israel!
your tricks wont work on me

Start a YouTube channel and shill until you get big on Reddit, but even that requires a lot of passion and creativity and having a personality

21, making 50k while doing full time in school. Live with parents still, but I plan on graduating with lots of money saved up.

Going to Japan for 3.5 weeks at the end of the year, kinda stoked about that.

I'm a bit stressed since I've been doing OT since I'm out of school right now, work 6-7 days a week, plus I have to do after hours in case of emergencies (I have a pager).

I don't get lots of time to game these days, play some XIV (Cleared E4S day 3 btw), play some FE. Mostly just grinding life out until I can grad and get a decent job.

I want a cute gf to play wow classic with

>good job
>good pay
>no social life
>never had gf
>too tired to play vidya
>too anxious to go out by myself
life is torture

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I'll be your friend if you give me money

and then die

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Doesn't have to be, but you will have to be someone's puppet. Thing is while you still have to advocate for yourself, expenses are usually paid for or reimbursed. You'd be doing the exact same thing anyways but entirely on your dime.

Hang out with your coworkers? That was a good start for me when I needed a social circle.

I'm 24 and I enjoy talking about video games on Yea Forums. Try that instead OP

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you don't even need that high paying of a job to move out, right? like 40k a year should be enough? maybe i should just get a full time job so i can move out. getting sick of living at my mom's house.

>wojack faggot
You first retard.

i make like 24k a year and had no issues with moving out, just gotta find the right place

>dude cant wait for the weekend
>literally just spent 14 hours of my sunday sitting at my computer

its nice but sometimes i wish i could talk to someone

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To not live in total squalor takes about 22-24 an hour minimum.

28. I have my own place and a small patch of land, but I feel completely isolated from the world. I have no family, no friends, I just go through a robotic routine of working and coming home to a silent house. I might be a schizoid.

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i dont know about that...that's ridiciulsouly high pay.

yoki

How are you able to afford vidya and weed? Are your parents that bad at raising kids that they just give you money?

Shoulda voted harder for Hillary if you wanted WW3.

>28 year old
>5'11 and 158 lb
>Finished uni and immediately got a job
>Family is happy with me now
>Work from 11 am to 8 pm
>Have money for vidya but no time for it
>Still have anxiety problems but I'm dealing with them
>Life is looking good for now

I only wish I could have more time for vidya

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That's actually based on this area's col.
But what I really meant was an estimate that provides not just comfort but also security.

Faggot dogposter

buy fleshlight for sure bruv

at least pepe has a friend

same but without the going out or getting stoned part

Anime faggot

And this shit isn't slave labor?

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FUCK ANXIETY

All my coworkers are fucking idiots, socially awkward, and male. IT was a fucking mistake

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Cancer electioncuck

where do you live that this is true? san francisco or something?
22/hr can get you a modest apartment, food and excess money in tons of places, it's much better than "total squalor".

Having tons of people giving you shit for being unemployed all day doesn't help

>be me
>6 years ago
>suicidal
>neet
>ex-GF dumped me
>lost my job
>crippling cough that never go away
>found out it was pneumonia after lots of travels to the doctor
>pneumonia resisted all treatments
>doctors started to say i was going to die
>relieved because i was going to die
>my family came to see me
>mfw i saw my now passed away dad and my mom crying
>mfw when i sae my brothers and my sister crying
>im going to be an uncle, hang in there user
>mfw i was not that sure i wanted to die anymore
>1 year of treatment
>my family all got together and payed my bills to help me out
>my nephew fucking loves me and loves to play vidya with me
>my only friend is my nephew now
>mfw i dont wanna die anymore

>saying that while posting in a thread that was started with Wojak

I grow my own vegetables in the summer. My landlord gave me a key to the roof and I built some raised beds. I'm still learning but I got some zucchini and ears of corn. Lots of tomatoes too. It's really fun.

My brother was a stoner loser for like 3 years while living with my parents and he was able to afford weed despite not having a job by buying shitty weed at a discount from local dispensaries that had his friends working there. He would then flip it by selling it at massively marked up prices to local teenagers at affluent schools who would steal money from their parents to buy it from him. He spent the rest of his time playing PUBG / Fortnite and smoking the actual good shit that he would buy with the profits he got from the flipped weed. It was a garbage way to live, he barely had enough to keep the enterprise going while eating fast food and paying for microtransactions. He has an actual job now and the difference in his quality of life is massive.

>21 KHV
>working in machining, studying music for fuck-all reason
>have to audition for something this week but been putting off practice to play vidya
Life definitely got better after I started working but it's hard to care about college when I know I already have a solid career lined up for me.
I also get lonely sometimes but have no idea what to do about that

Everyone at my job are middle-aged men but I'm happy for you user

Had a buddy who went into the military and he's in the same spot as you but he's stuck on a military base in the middle of nowhere

I've gotten over some aimless feelings by finding some hobbies to work on, but the loneliness doesn't get easier, does it

Getting shipped over to south korea soon to sit and wait for Norks to come over, at least the internet will be good on base r-right?

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31 and 1 year since i quit my job. I'm enjoying my semi retirement but im gonna have to work again soon, im getting poor.

I have an internet friend who's stationed there, we still play together from time to time.

>election boogeymanning-redditor calling anyone else cancer

>studying music for fuck-all reason
That's the best reason of all. Good for you.

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>dying for dog munchers
lul

>27, married and 1 month old child at home
>starting a new job today which won't be paying better, but it's a better company overall and the commute is only 25min
>38h work week
Honestly I barely have any time for vidya due to the little one, but taking the traditionalist pill has been the best decision of my life.
Fuck niggers

It is fun, I'll give it that. Used to be studying math and it was easy but boring, but with music I have to put effort into it.
Really should finish figuring out the pieces I'm going to audition with. More interested in composition but I have to take some performance classes.

I got a good job recently at a bank, it has made nothing better. Now I'm just forced to pretend I'm not depressed for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, have no time for vidya anymore. When I do have time I feel so tired and worn out that it's hard to focus on anything to play. I feel more depressed and shitty than I have before. Does it get better?

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>just had sex with my gf like an hour ago
feels good man

Based degenerate

I found out a guy I know online has agoraphobia and receives disability for it, and is able to live off of that, living by himself. Fucking jealous as hell. Except for the, you know, actually having a problem

Legitimately cool story. God saved you from that, bro. Ask him to save you for eternity, and he will.

>manager keeps complaining that I work too slow (stocking)
>don't care since I get paid minimum wage
Leave me the fuck ALONE DAMN

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dilate

Not video game related. Get lost loser

when I was a neet I unironically thought going to get fast food at midnight was good for my mental health.

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Lol jfc

Hahaha fuck iktf

Pick up a different hobby. I was feeling depressed and like I didn't have enough time when I actually had plenty of time. All it took was a buddy to introduce me to D&D and my passion in everything exploded again. Now I was working on campaigns whenever I could. I was playing video games for inspiration and loving looking at them through a new light. I was reading history to learn about how different time periods lived and developed. All it took was a single catalyst and my passion for life was reignited. Find something like that for you. It might be sculpting, camping, or cooking. Just find a new passion and it will either help you move on to something else or help reignite old passions through a new lens.

>have good office job
>can afford all the vidya and gucci pc parts I want
>zero fucking time to enjoy any of it
>constantly tired
>literal doomer
>only motivation is living to see societal collapse
memes

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The fuck you mean how? Go in bar a find a girl you want to bang, go up and buy her a drink or just talk, ask her to dance, take her home. Women at bars are super easy to get it just seems intimidating at first but fuck girls are dumb

How long did it take you to finish uni?

t. also 28 but no job and haven't been to college in 4 years should I kill myself

I don't want one of your fried chicken tramps!

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yes

>them 5 years ago
lamo just don´t be depressed just be happy
>me 5 years later
fuck, it worked literally the truth

yes. anyone with social anxiety should kill themselves because they carry the neurotic gene and will only spread their suffering. do it for the good of humanity

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To be honest, i was an atheist before all that but i started believing after that, fuck...all it took was a near death experience but dont worry im only teaching the BnBs from vidya for my nephew we are now trying to learn mario 3 and how that flute works

Whatever floats your boat, Dmitri

Sounds good, man. Break out the KJV once in a while, though, okay? I pray for your best. (Psalm 51)

I had agoraphobia and was qualified to receive disability, but I consulted a therapist first and she suggested against it. It seemed odd at the time because I was a NEET and all I wanted was to stay home and play video games. But she took me on a short, terrifying walk around the neighborhood and she explained in detail how utterly depressing my life would be if I were allowed and enabled to live like that for the rest of my life. At that point I was suffering from an absolute cocktail of mental disorders and just looking for a way out. I thought maybe if I could profit off it or maybe she could offer me a magic pill to quiet my mind that I might be better. She agreed to give me antidepressants if I could drive the ten minutes to see her at her office. It took me two weeks of exposure therapy to build up the courage to drive out that simple and quick ten minutes. Ten minutes of driving took me TWO WEEKS. Long story short those two weeks of working alone helped me develop the tools I needed to start tackling everything else in my life. When I finally saw her she explained that by working in the same way that I did to see her I could take everything like that and the pills would be nothing but a crutch.

Now I'm armed security at a location I can't disclose and I'm living a pretty great life. If I had taken that easy road laid out in front of me so many years ago I would have probably killed myself by now. I would have never had the courage or the tools to actually work myself out of that hole and the state would have fed me what little they could to keep me complacent and dependent. No idea why I'm sharing this or how it's in any way related to your post, but maybe you could convince your agoraphobic friend to cast aside his self made shackles and become better than what he's allowing himself to be.

why would someone make this

was it just to hurt me

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23 and just broke up with my gf of 7 years, honestly it fucking hurts bros, I don't know what to do

that shit never fucking happens. if you go to a bar alone people will see you as a total fucking loser

This hurts

This doesn't 100% relate to me but... fuck man

How do you get qualified for infinite neetbux?

>being a failed normie
>not detaching completely

so sorry for you desu

>Go in bar a find a girl you want to bang, go up and buy her a drink or just talk, ask her to dance, take her home.

Hello Chad.

And i can take or leave it if i please

>Be depressed
>Family, friends and even strangers "jokingly" shit in you for being a joblet
>Can't really think straight bc emotions are either all over the place or just 110% gone
One of life greatest questions, I guess we will just never know.

nothin like a cold crisp Red Bull ill tell ya that much

>Just got over the worst period of my life
>Now filled with energy for life
>Brimming with confidence
>Know exactly what games I want to focus on
Fuck it feels good bros

i wish i had that life so bad. my dream is to live in a nice part of the city in a dank apartment

>constantly told how attractive i am
>see myself in the mirror and agree that i have good features
>complete omega personality hidden beneath alpha facade
>no idea what to do around women i'm actually attracted to
>brain completely freezes and i turn into an absolute drooling moron with -4 charisma

the same happened to me at 26, although 6 years not 7
you get over it, talk to friends, drown it out by keeping yourself occupied
working out helped me immensely

Being a neet is only a problem if you live in a borderline third world country like the US.
Here in good old europe the state pays my rent, I get money for grocery shopping etc. and i have a health insurance you American faggots can only dream off.

Life is good.

Yeah but you have no guns and no freedoms.

The only guns I need are the ones equipped to the Radiant Silvergun

doesnt the US still give funds to Europe? i thought trump was pulling that shit away.
I'm just some igloo fag, no idea.

I forget the full process I went through, but I had to be diagnosed by a psychologist. Once I had the diagnosis I applied through the state and went through several interviews and background checks. They actually denied me the first time, but was recommended back and they approved me on that last interview. Most of these interviews were done over the phone because I was completely housebound at the time. My mom drove me to the last one and I almost hyperventilated into passing out during the interview. It was miserable. I guess if you've got the money to bribe or the acting chops you might be able to get it without actually having a disability.

Location matters too. I hear it's considerably easier to get disability for mental health in the Nordic countries. I live in the US and some states are way more strict than others.

This.
It's all about having sexual intercourse with your cute gf.
If you don't have that then you are a danger to yourself and to society.

I don’t need guns because nobody has guns here. And I have more freedom than you fucksticks can ever dream off. I don’t need to work, I can get wasted in public in broad daylight, I have full healthcare, I can tell the cops to fuck off without getting gunned down like a dog in the streets, no gangs, no mass shootings, don’t need an expensive car because I can walk/bike everywhere or use cheap public transportation.

As I said, life is good in a real first world country.

Everyone gets money from the US. If no money, they whine about needing a military presence. Its a giant scam. Its why the whole world basically collapsed when the US economy did in 2008. The next recession(later this year/Feb 2020) is going to destroy China because they rely so heavily on the US for housing materials.

The dumb Republican tax cuts have already hurt people who make less than 150k a year, and its only a matter of time before the Eurofags and Middle East crumbled after the US stops funding them

my dad is missing 3 discs in his back from an injury and still has to "prove" every month that hes actually hurt to the disability folks. good luck if you're trying to get in on some """mental distress"""

Nah no funds from the US. We have plenty of money.

>yuros still obsessed with their betters

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>grad student in Japan on a full scholarship
>live minutes away from Akiba
>living here improved my moon to the point that I can watch, play and read whatever I want in Japanese
Research gets busy, but grad school is like that at any good school so I can't complain.

I don't think you know what "first world" really means.

plenty of money. Didnt the brits just tell you guys off?

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That’s what Trump tells you idiots to justify your bloated military budget. Get a grip on reality.

>2 more years until wizard
>friend has a big tiddy goth gf if you'll excuse the meme
>she's cool, funny, hot, and even good with his friends which I thought was rare in women
>likes video games and will play with him and his friends
>perfectly capable of hanging out with all of us together like one big family
>seems exactly like the life I would love to have with someone
>he fucks it up and cheats on her since she wasn't fucking him hard enough
>get thrown into an existential crisis since I've never fucked either and feel like my first gf like that'll happen will leave me too for some freak in the sheets

I'm extremely disappointed with my friend right now, but I'll stick with him through this

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>27 year old NEET
>only time I leave the house is to renew my blood pressure prescription every six months so I don't have a stroke and die

>people who have literally nothing
>my betters

Lol

26 and getting my life on track
we're all gonna make it brah

please be it this time

holy shit you europeans are so fucking brainwashed about what the US is actually like. jesus christ. you guys always have the same smug tone while being so wrong at the same time.

As per my earlier post I wouldn't even recommend it even if you do have some legitimate form of "mental distress". Disability should be reserved for those who truly actually need it. People like your father who are physically incapable of it. Mental disorders, while invisible and difficult to combat, can be overcome with discipline and an honest desire to become better.

>Gf constantly cancels plans
>Gf
fuck off you have it better than ill ever have