Which side did you pick?

Empire because im not a retarded Nord.

Why both of course.

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I destroyed them both with mods since beth is too incompetent to have a real war

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Good bait. Imperials in Skyrim are on the verge of collapse, and little more than a puppet for Elves.

Wait. So exactly like faux-intellectual Urbanites.

Why do you keep making this thread?

Ulric since he was cooler than the broad that was your imperial superior. But the questline sucked either way and made no difference.

>implying it will matter in tes6

In the end both sides will fall to the Thalmor.

basically

I'm a Nord and I sided with the Empire

Paarthuran cause I wanted to fuck him.

Was there a single questline in this game that didn't suck ass? The civilwar, the companions and especially the thieves guild were absolutely horrible. The only decent one was the DB one and only because you could actually kill the bitch that kidnaps you and be done with it.

Lmao
Dovakiin solos the faggot elves low diff

OBLIVION WAS KINO PERFECT GAME

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Blue and white is a far more visually appealing color combination than red and black so Stormcloaks

I can't think of any quests that i was invested in, they're just so boring

>unironically supporting the Stormcucks

Dawnguard

Truly based and redpilled

Dawnguard is shit for not letting you kill that vampire cunt as soon as she walks out of her coffin.

Guts is the opposite of onions

All of the questline where good
Especially db and tg

I like picking sides independent of my character existing. I think that's the most logical way to look at each side's prospects of the future. If you factor in one man that can do the impossible then it's not really fair when comparing each side because whoever has that god piece is going to be better off.

That being said I picked the Empire. They're more stable; a lot of the imperials still believe in Talos, but know when to pick their fights and are waiting for the right time to fight back. Stormcloaks are impulsive, divisive, and ultimately only have one ace outside of the player and he's a thalmor puppet. If the Stormcloaks are allowed to win they'll ultimately lose support of the Empire and fall to an actual full scale invasion with no allies to help stem the tides.

Ultimately it doesn't matter though because whoever has the Dragonborn wins so long as he wants to participate in the war against the Thalmor. He can command dragons, slow down time to a standstill, shout entire legions of men into a ragdoll, and so much more not counting his raw martial and magic skill.

There is really only one option. The empire was gonna kill you even though you werent on the list. So if you side with a government that will kill you with out a reason. Vs siding with the side that just wants to be free you deserve to watch Tyrone fuck your girl while you sleep on the couch

You seemed pretty smart until

>thalmor puppet

EIGHT YEARS. EIGHT YEARS AND YOU PEOPLE STILL CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS WRITTEN IN THE DOSSIER.

Imperials let thalmor just murder anyone they want and decide to murder you for crossing the border and kill a guy for stealing a horse

>EIGHT YEARS
Shut up, Trumptard

Who here join every guild? My chaotic neutral character does it for the fun

The mages guild had the chance to be cool. The idea behind the story was sound, but it required no problem solving and no actual mage work. The companions was fucking garbage. The thieves guild was nonsensical and quickly abandoned the thief fantasy. The dark brotherhood had an interesting character in Cicero, but the actual quests were garbage. The main story was fucking abysmal past the first quarter.

I can't think of a single full length quest line that was satisfying the whole way through. There might be some individual quests here and there that are fun or nice, but every quest chain is a pretty miserable experience.

I remembered that I didn't even realize there was a choice at the start. I just followed the Nord assuming that you were expected to side with them. It wasn't til I got told to join the imperials by a random soldier that I realized there was actually a choice in the matter.

Stormcloaks. Empire is probably the better choice but as a libertarian I hate weak governments that still try to tell you they know what's best for you and the Nords were clearly in the right to want the empire out.

Every Bethesda game brother. It's called being a completionist and it's autistic. If I have a choice of joining everyone I will. And I do every quest. And I collect and keep every unique item. And I collect all the books. Sometimes I'll just load up Oblivion, Morrowind, or Fallout just to look over all the shit I've done.

Pretty much all of the db characters where interesting

Based
Based

>not making multiple characters for the different questlines
Yikes

I was an Empirefag until I actually played the Stormcloak questline, Ulfric and Galmar are far more likable than Tulius and Rikke. They also state their intentions quite clearly to you, they don't want to destroy the Empire, they just want Skyrim under Nord rule again. Storming Solitude with Ulfric is also way cooler than storming Windhelm.

>implying I don't do both
How else am I gonna learn the best ways to play through each quest line in order to get the most loot and unique items?

Talos singlehandedly created the empire before ascending to godhood. Any true and redpilled nord understands that working against the empire talos made is inherently an act of sacrilege, and that Ulfric is just using the white-gold concord to pragmatically seize power for himself. Hes basically an elven stooge and probably doesn’t even worship talos

Stormcloak. The Empire is not the same one from before. The Medes dynasty and its bureaucracy is too corrupt.

The Empire "Talos" made is no longer a thing, it died with Martin Septim. The current Mede dynasty are nothing but warlords who took advantage of the chaos brought about by the end of the Oblivion Crisis to seize power for themselves. This is the first Cyrodillic Empire in all of Tamrielic history without a divine right to rule, i.e. no lineage to divinity or divine link (Alessia and pact with Akatosh, Reman, Tiber Septim/Hjalti, etc).

>Siding with the niggers who wanted to behead you

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Played both, both one of the worst factions of any tes games. Skyrim really has the worst guild quests.

>tried to behead me
>septim bloodline is over
>disgracing tiber septim by banning worship of him
>allows thalmor to roam around and murder people
sided with stormcloaks but the questline was shit anyway

That's why nobody talks about them any more

Neither, because I dropped the game as soon as I realized it was just another one of Todd's surface level "RPGs" and I just reinstalled Daggerfall and Morrowind.

Skyrim blows cock.

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Empire because
Roman legion aesthetics > cringe viking shit

Cringe
A true warrior gets all of the knowledge possible

Better than morroshits guilds
And oblivion fighters sucked

Morrowind is garbage worst tes
Play gothic

>literal fags in skirts
>better than Chad's wearing a bear carcass as armor
Lmao

The canon option of the dragonborn not getting involved except for brokering the peace agreement while fighting Alduin, then whatever Bethesda comes up with in the next game

I always side with the cloaks but it hurts to take down Balgruuf and replace him with that Alzheimer's retard Vignar

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>thieves guild
I thought Daedric Princes liked mortals using their artifacts to spread their influence? Why is the thieves guild returning one to Nocturnal?
Why didnt the dunmer girl paralyze Mercer instead of you?
Why do you have no choice but to give up your soul (even though she cant technically take it) to a daedric prince just to kill a guy with a key? He didnt even take his special sword from his house with him.
And why give so much backstory to Sapphire if you cant even marry her?

redguards are said to be the most mer-like human race, while the dunmer are the most human-like elven race.

explain this further

>rotting animal pelt
>soiled leather from shitting themselves whenever they see legion BVLLS patrolling
>primarily use iron weapons in battle
>let women into their army

stormcucks never learn : )

Imperials have women leaders
And iron is based

Did you kill him?

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this

Only after the quest, because I because I became annoyed with his 3 lines of dialogue playing on loop.
Vaermina a shit

Who should I sacrifice to boethia? I don't really want to kill any follower but there is no option to reject and destroy the cult

The right one. And if you don't know which one it is, then you're part of the problem and you need to leave.

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I know my right from my left, thank you.

The imperial second in command is a woman you dunce.

Why does Cicero have so many fangirls? He's ugly, he's an insane manchild, and he has a horribly obnoxious high pitched voice. It's just baffling how so many are into him

Cringe
Ceciro is based

Remove Serana's essential flag in the console and do it to her

Faggot
Serana is a best

based vampire slayer

You will never get to fuck her gaping hole. That's for Molag Bal only sweaty

stormcloaks at first
imperials later

>mhhh step on my neck daddy ulfric I need to be punished by your royal cock

If you helped Sven out in the quest in riverrun, he's a good choice.

Why does everyone call riverwood riverrun

I...don't know, I could have sworn that was it's name.

The empire gave nordshits everything resembling civilization and now the nords think they're hot shit? Just like in real life where based anglos made the entire world yet arrogant snownigs think they're somehow superior despite being the most irrelevant part of the world.

Goes to show how memorable the towns in Skyrim are, I suppose

Remember that the elves used the orb of vermina to cheat

She hates molag mal and has a tight innie
Dovahkiin could rape molag bal

Neither. Third Option should be Anti-Thalmor faction

Yeah wtf ever

Nordshits founded the Empire, though.

Yeah wtf even I do that

Empire, the problem with the stormcloaks is it's one tremendous asshole latching himself onto a cause that sways a lot of nords who don't know better to his side, The blacksmith said it best, the stormcloaks have some point but it wasn't worth starting a civil war over and skyrim didn't have a casual relationship with the empire prior to it.
Ulfrik is a glory seeking retard who doesn't care if the whole country burns down so long as he winds up in a saga afterwords, even when he loses his biggest concern is getting his head chopped off by the legendary dragonborn instead of anyone less famous because that'll look better in the stories people tell afterwords.

Dont even bring up how hammerfell repelled the dominion, a legion helped them with that

The current empire is not the same empire that Tiber Septim created anymore. There is no royal bloodline, no Amulet of Kings, no divine backing their cause anymore. Just a bunch of entitled shits running on the fumes of what their God-emperor created for them, and they even abandoned worshipping him. Imperials are just a pussy slave race that should have just been eradicated by the Aelyids

nice cringy thread retard

Why do shouts suck so much? Frost breath does 0 fucking damage

The most useless shout has got to be something related to animals, kynes peace and animal allegiance comes to mind

Empire. I've never played a Stormfag campaign.

kill yourself zoomer

There are good ones like unrelenting force, become ethereal, slow time, and elemental fury
All of the others suck ass though

Unrelenting Force is pretty fun, if situational at best. All the rest felt like an afterthought.

Frost breath legit just does 30 dmg with a long recharge
It should be equal to fire breath

Empire for virgin nanny state cucks. Stormcloaks for chad independent freeman.

says the man with ulfrik's dick in his mouth.
you'll make an excellent stepping stone for his personal glory.

Ulfric doesn't care about glory, or he would have taken the position of high king after the civil war questline. He just fought in the great war and hates seeing his province cucked by the same enemy

Lol faggot
Ulfric really does care about skyrim as evidence by his speech and him staying in windhelm

Imperials because I'm not a fagget libertarian who is always whining about muh freedom. We see where unlimited freedom has gotten us, humanity needs a boot on its throat keeping it in check, lest we have trannies and pedos running amok.

It's funny how the people who criticize Ulfric never once seem to have talked to the actual guy in the game.

He's a traumatized war-vet whose sick of the way things are run, not some gloryhound who can't see two feet inches past his nose. What the fuck do people who know half a province away from Ulfric, and who have never even met him in person, have to say of credibility regarding him?

Why wasn't Thalmor an option?
Why is every guild quest-line completed in an hour?
Why can't I kill Delphine? (except by console commands, which I did; I severed her head and cast her corpse to drift in the river below, the worthless flotsam she is)
Why can't I side with Alduin?
Why was this game rated higher than 5/10?

Ahem.

FUCK ULFRIC
FUCK STOMRCLOAKS
AND FUCK NORDS

You know the answer.

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Fromsoft remake when?

>every thread I've seen has been 50/50

Gotta admit. Lorewise the game was interesting. Either side can be argued for or against which is pretty cool. Too bad the game itself wasn't all that impressive, lorewise was interesting though.

Skyrim is the best non action rpg though

Is Enderal better than Skyrim?

Yes

The good guys

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Guess

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based toaster poster

Skyrim released in 2011 Anno Domini. The current year is 2019 Anno Domini.
That makes?