Minecraft

>be me
>be 18
>listening the minecraft full soundtrack on youtube because it keeps me calm when I play fighting games and it's just good overall
>get memories from childhood about playing minecraft
>childhood memory bomb hits me
>be me
>be 10
>me and fren did everything together; games, swimming, schoolwork, etc etc
>fren recommends that I play this new game called minecraft
>only games i've seen at this point were world of warcraft, mario cart, and super mario bros
>WhatTheHellIsThat.jpg
>fren says "You can build stuff and make diamond swords"
>not the best sales pitch i've heard but he wasn't wrong
>was an arrogant brat at the time
>image of WoW mixed with DOTA popped into my head
>I said "Sounds dumb"
>be 18 again
>wish you could go back in time and smack yourself in the back of the head for being dumb
>back to KidAnon
>life goes on like normal, until a few months later fren moves away with no warning
>a year after I try minecraft cuz some youtuber played it and love it
>present day
>realize I missed out on what would have been the best time of my life because I was an idiot kid
>get close to crying when i realize this
>haven't heard from or about fren in 8 years
>tfw you were a stupid kid who just caused your already depressed 18 year old self to get even more depressed
I know you won't see this but I miss you, Malachi

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this is the kind of post left activists would make if they were smart

nice blog post

kill yourself

that's sad, user
have you tried finding some online friends to play minecraft with? maybe you'll have a good time with them

Give me a tl;dr famm, I'm not reading that shit.

Malachi here, shut up you spineless faggot.

this isn't your blog tumblr fag

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Fuck off and get killed zoomer

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Go suck his dick then, dumb faggot

Don't care nazi dog poster

>>be me
No thanks!

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god i really just hope shitposts are becoming more elaborate

>be OP
>faggot

>Be me
>Kill nigs
>bottom text

tldr: I am fond of penis

this, except seriously

>be me
Who else would you be you fucking newfag

nice blog

Posts like this makes me wish you had to be 25+ to be here.

>momiji
>nazi

>what is greentext
fucking impatient newfags

Whats with the r9k overflow tonight. Get the fuck out of here

fucking faggots ruined momiji

so this is the power of drumpft...............not bad...........................

>be you
>be a faggot
>/thread

fpbp

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>be me
>be
>.jpg
welcome newfag, just be aware that Yea Forums isn't actually like what redditors and jewtube posters that just take screencaps from 2012 /r9k/ and get ad revenue make it out to be. Lurk before you post

>be

with which version did you start zoomer?

Fuck it, I'll spoonfeed you redditors
>friend discovers minecraft and tells OP to play with him
>OP was a faggot

Who are you quoting?

I hope you kill yourself

weak bait

>be me
Who else would you be you fucking donut

Why don't you just send him a message on Facebook and ask if he wants to play Minecraft for fucks sake.

>zoomers post this shit unironically
i like minecraft but come on now

I’m over here strokin my dick i got lotion on my dick rn im just strokin my shit... im horny as fuck man im a freak man like fr

M-maybe I could help you out...? OwO

based and zoomerpilled

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Zoomers lol.

Zoomers will die poor, sad, and alone

What are these kinds of posts called? The stupid kind that make you smile, but not stupid enough to be troll or false flag or ironic posts?

>be me
>fren
Unironically kill yourself.

BASED AND REDPILLED

The only thing dumber than what you did is getting stuck in the future regretting it.

Let it go bud. Also, the latest minecraft patch is fucking dope you should check it out.