Why was he the only Souls MC without a waifu to level him up? Was he an incel?

Why was he the only Souls MC without a waifu to level him up? Was he an incel?

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she was locked up in the cage under the bonfire.

He was the ultimate hero, didn't require waifus to get the job done.

He had the choice of several waifus. Girl in the cage with no tongue, armor waifu in Anor Lando, spider girl waifu, etc.

Don't forget the mushroom waifu

His waifu is the bonfire, which is why Linking the Fire is canon.

>his waifu got him to serve the "gods"
What a cuck

He technically became one himself, though, by process of killing every big sad dude around. And since you can kill the only gods left nearby with the rest being gone, he's just keeping the lights on for everybody.

But the tongue is the best part of a woman... Why would he want her?

>inb4 boomer jokes about a woman with no tongue not nagging

>woman napping at you all day
>good
I'll take the mute one please.

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but the best girl in the game isn't a girl.

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based
you even get to work as Gwyndolin's tireless servant for maximum RP

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Shanalotte always up my "level" if you catch my drift(she gives me an erection).

On the contrary, ever other Soulsborne MC was a beta orbiter and the Chosen Undead was an alpha who decided his own fate

>BotC becomes immortal, just leaves everything behind, and gets a qt immortal half-dragon gf
>AO becomes king and gets a harem of cute zombie nuns
>CU burns forever because a Jew snake told him to

Being a blue was suffering/boredom, made me change to red and troll Painted World

>link the fire ending
only ever pick age of dark baby

>2011
>linking the flame
ishygddt

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At least we all agree linking the fire is for losers. We should also get rid of the age of Dark.

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He was the most chad one of them all