Before and after beating Dark Souls 2

He looks like one of those fucked up pawns people make in Dragon's Dogma.
The kind that normies make as a joke, play the game for maybe 3 hours, then fuck off, so there's just a million ugly fucking pawns flooding the market until you get to maybe level 40 or 50.

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There’s a 100% chance that he’s on gear

>tfw there are people unlucky enough to be fat and also be ultra manlets
Makes me sad

Look at them delts, 110%

Not the same person

That’s obvious

I still bet I get laid more than this chump, and I haven't exercised a day in my life.

>t. fatty mcdouble

He looks way better without his glasses on.
If he shaved I don't think he'd look too bad. Maybe keep the sideburns? He's, what, like 5ft6?

PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YA KNOW

This is the reason why I don't exercise, there's no point in being fit if you're short.

same person
facebook com/Dirtygreekbastard

>undergo rigerous training like a professional athlete
>don't play any sports
>training just so you can post pictures to your social for others to see, living for their validation

I can understand staying in shape and healthy but these people never made sense to me. big yikes from me amigos

Same although it makes my head look gigantic being short and skinny

Thats how you know hes on gear.

why does he look shorter

cope

/fit/let here. What's gear? 'Roids?

>imagine being such a faggot that you have to inject steroids in order to get some muscle

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>>undergo rigerous training like a professional athlete

What rigorous training, have you ever lifted weights in your life? especially when you are on roids.

Gear? No no no, just my secret ingredient ;)

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Creatine

The camera is pointing up in the first picture and downwards in the second pic

>skipping face day

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Nooo, he would be 2x larger.

>this 5'6'' guy has a gf and you don't
what's your excuse?

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I'm gay

I'm ugly, bald and shorter than him(5'3).

I'm also mentally ill.

>Getting pumped
>still cant hide the fact you have a baby face even with a beard

i havent left my moms basement in a full year

I dont leave my house

My gf just dumped me since she's moving, I got a few girls waiting on me that I plan on asking out now, I'll let you know how it goes.

I’m whey

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I hate people

I have a round baby face and accept I won’t look look like some cut chad.

I just stick with being shaven and learn to live clean and healthy while enjoying life.

i have a bf

i have a bf

I don’t get it

I made a shota pawn

CAWFEE
CHEETOS
CHICKEN

I know it's a shitposting thread but SANTIERS SPEAR is the most fun weapon in the soul series.

This is a excuse to not exercise when you're short. Just take a look at most olympic level male gymnasts. Most are 5'4-5'7 and still look great with a fit body. Basically, you need to realize not every body type will look great on you depending on how your body works and face. There's also the fact that being short can has a few advantages such as being easier to pack on muscles and if you work on your forearms, biceps and triceps then your arms will look aesthetically nice. Having small wrists have at least this advantage. Also, the golden rule for lifting beginners is not to fucking lift for girls or people. That's how you fucking burn out and give up. You lift to better improve yourself including your health while the other things come later as you slowly work yourself up.

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I have a wife.

Why does he look so fucked up? His proportions look normal on the left but on the right his head is comically large. He's like some SD chibi anime character.

>that feel when you're always be ugly and no amount of gear will ever change that
>your only choice is being ugly and a roided up freak or ugly and a hungry skeleton

it hurts so much bros, I want it to stop

Why did his cock and balls shrink?

Getting married next month

lmao yeah THAT'S the reason you don't exercise

So that's what it looks like when fat people with huge heads lose the weight.

>Why does he look so fucked up?
because that body is the product of steroid abuse

Those guys only look good in the photo, stand them next to a average female irl and they'll want to rope (or at least I definitely do). Also notice how they have the manlets jumping so you can't tell the difference

Steroids. He used some weird roids that cuts away fat fast for the price of shrinking his bone mass. There was a subreddit where the guy was doing an AMA. The memes nearly drove him to an hero oh how close we were.

That's what I'm wondering. You can clearly see his package in the left photo but in the right one he's wearing smaller, tighter underwear and there's nothing there, like he's practically a woman. I thought when you lost weight your genitals were more pronounced, not less.

left: soul right: less

Link?

The nerd glasses just make you look ugly and weak, I never liked the trend

>ignoring everything that was said
Well if you want to stay pussywhipped and letting woman control your health and how you want to live your life, be my guest.

Didn't screencap any of it. You could reverse image search. If you find it prepare your sides to get blown out. It was the only time I actually laughed at something on reddit.

Right m8. Reminds me of a whale I used to work with that said that she didn't diet because she didn't want to have loose skin.

>tfw when I have a physically exerting job and I'm becoming fit against my wishes
I keep eating big macs but they aren't keeping the weight on.

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he's not on gear.
any dude under 5'6" looks jacked after a year of coached lifting. This dude'll be fat again after he takes some selfies and lets himself go, but not before performing inadequately in bed with a few strangers.

I fuck his gf