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USF fire color should be the same color as your tires if you're using lava, electron, or twilight tires.

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M8 I DONT FAKN CARE JUST FIX THE GAME FIRST

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what's wrong with the game

No, blue fire is good and that way you don't run into the issue of USF not being as easy to identify if you use red or orange tires.

Why do people pick short maps during wumpa time

>No host migration
>Netcode is generally poor and incoming weapons are near-impossible to block
>People constantly quitting before races can start and matches generally taking forever at times
>Can't save Kart Sets for easier use

Because they may not care or don't know you're in Wimps Time and prefer shorter, easier races so they don't end up being lapped by the USF boys, being stuck in a long race with no chance of winning, and maybe even finishing.

>it's another "3rd place shitter fucks me up while I'm trying to catch 1st, proceeds to fuck up and first gets the race for free"

God I hate this fucking game.

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>vote for track is tied
>the track I did not vote for is picked 95% of the time
>every missile I fire fails to hit the target unless it's a completely straight shot
>every missile that targets me goes around three curves with perfect accuracy and dodges whatever item I drop behind me

BE HONEST

Have you ever manually quitted an online race because you got butthurt?

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oh nononono

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>You can be stunned indefinitely by items
>This somehow has not been patched

Shhh! Bandibeauties are asleep.

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Yes. This piece of shit game can go get fucked with it's fucking unbalanced item distribution.

>Good enough to get 2nd-5th online
>Rarely get 1st-3rd regularly though
>Weekend lobbies are full of DNF racers who are impossible to catch up with because they get lucky at the start of the race
>Actually get into 1st
>Run into a beaker
>Even though I was in 1st
>And it's the 1st lap
>Miss out on full potential of daily bonus and weekend bonus
This isn't fun.

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Here's your daily dose, fellow racers.

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In the last week or so, several times. I'm sick of racing with people with shitty internet and having to lose a race because I got hit by a Nitro crate that was literally on the other side of the track

Nope, but I'm concerned people might think I do because my connection is spotty and has caused me to disconnect while playing Online before.

>Isabella dreams about deepthroating wine bottles
What did the artist mean by this?

I’m with you on the missile thing. It’s bullshit.

Are these things even good?

FIX BALANCED
BUFF TURNING

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Where did you get those? I keep meaning to look for them when I’m at the store but I forget every damn time

Will Isabella become Bridget Jones?

Find someone on Yea Forums to do the N.Gin labs exploit for your bonus half hour and after that just play for fun

Reminder all:

Pentafags
Crunchfags
N.Tropyfags

Deserve the noose

gut gid

Penta Penguin is good. We need more Penta.

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t. Cocofag

cute hand

Not that user but I like them. But I also love sour candy

thanks geary

Guess who just learned the hard way if you get hit by something on the big jump on Electron Avenue, you have to redo the whole fucking jump, no matter how close to the lower track you were? Guess who learned the hard way that even with such a long fall, the red beaker is still slowing you down enough to not make the jump a second time? Guess who never made it back to 2nd after all of that? Guess who somehow didn't ragequit, but still has the internal urge to break something?

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thanks i use it to jerk off

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any switch players wanna grind on n gin labs

They put microtransactions but they don't let you buy N.Tropy.

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Sent you a request! If anything sorry if my connection sucks!

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Whoever draws these needs to be shot

N.Tropy is fucking easy to unlock.

NANI???

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A match made in heaven

Lot of glitches tonight. Here is Papu Papu pretending to be Pinstripe

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As it should be. Fuck "it's too hard, just let me buy it" fags.

>Seduces you with a single glare
heeheehee

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I think I have more road rage over this game than I when I actually drive

Lizfags were a mistake.

I played this game for like 6 hours straight one day recently and smoked a bunch of weed and went out for a drive and at one point I literally tried drifting and boosting around a turn and almost fucking died. I don’t smoke weed anymore now.

CTR NF Liz is the best thing to happen to the game for me.

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Is 2:35:59 a good time to make on Hot Air Skyway online?

Anything below 4 minutes is good online.

>lol this faggot

I'm so sorry vro

The game would be better without items

just remove orbs, clocks and maybe the 3 missiles, the rest can stay

Just some fag from the Discord

No it wouldn't, the items just need to be better balanced.

>DNF a lobby one race
>Next race, someone targets me with 3 missiles, and brakes to make sure all three hit me
>They do similar things the entire race
>Never get beyond 5th because I'm stuck n their item rape dungeon

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And a better way to detect or avoid bombs

fuck yeah they are

Why is she so perfect?

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>Go for it luv.

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Put the gun down Megumi

>got Fake Baby T
>haven't played since and won't until next GP

This is a good feeling. Two GPs back to back was burning me out

>Been playing in a lobby with two people I keep DNFing over and over again
>They dont leave
>They dont even vote for tracks
What the hell are they doing? ERPing between races? DURING races?

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Being host after only 1 person remains is real life shit. More terrifying than being prosecuted.

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These are the main reasons why I got burned out from this game. I'll come back during the Spyro Grand Prix though.

reminds me that yesterday a lobby started that had only me and 1 other player in it but the rest didnt get filled to be ai.

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Yea that's why I have given up on this shit. Beenox obviously doesn't give to fucks about balancing out the game

They're probably using you to milk the daily bonus

Goes who learned the hard way that people are shit enough to actually run into tiny ass beakers on such a wide stretch of road

it's called time trials

>Being host after only 1 person remains and you don't want to look like a the quitter

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>trying to grind balancecuck win skins

Holy fuck balance is the worst, like the fucking worst

I win more races as turn than balance

This, especially if i'm getting my ass kicked. I refuse to look like I bitched out. I will wait until the host leaves.

You get maybe two weeks until the next one

Nope. Gotta get those coins.

Turn has pretty good acceleration

Is that.. a save file? with all the pitstop emptied AND my times beaten? You weren't trying to hide THIS from the master of time, were you?
Now you're on MY time you little skunk!

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>good acceleration
Yeah sure helps recovering back to their Max Speed of worst speed in the game.

Imagine designing a racing game so bad, so fucking unbalanced that the purpose of items is to ensure the other seven racers have absolutely no chance of catching the lucky faggot that manages to pull ahead.

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balanced is by far the worst class in the game right now.

It's far from a bad game no matter how fucking shit you are at it.