>punishes you for being good so retarded 8 year olds in 7th place can move up to 6th
blue shells should be fucking banned from online i hate them so fucking much
Punishes you for being good so retarded 8 year olds in 7th place can move up to 6th
Landon Reed
Brayden Barnes
You’re a fag a pussy a nigger and an actual faggot. Also a sore loser and a cry baby.
Michael Brooks
it's a party kart game
Aiden Baker
Kill yourself OP
Jacob Diaz
Life's not fair user. It's fun like that :)
Nathaniel Brown
Get gud
Josiah Davis
party games can involve skill you know. only on Yea Forums do i see dumb posts like this saying that party games are only fun if everything is random. Its obvious that most of you have never been to parties where people play games. Most people dont like CUHRAZY random variance and nothing else. They like games like Goldeneye, Kart 64 or Melee where it still feels like some skill is being used
Brandon Moore
>taking the bing bing wahoo kart game seriously
Ryan Jackson
Not a single game that Yea Forums complains about is CUHRAZY random variance.
Ian Fisher
blue shells are fine
LIGHTNING however....
Gavin Jones
Shoulda played CTR instead.
Adam Cooper
>not front running so far ahead that it doesn't even matter
Lol, I bet you bump into walls too lmaooo
Xavier Smith
>missiles
nah thanks
Thomas Jackson
>claims to be good
>doesn't know how to dodge blue shells
Ayden Stewart
>he thinks blue shells are bad
Hold my beer.
Ian Sanchez
Get enough of a lead that it doesn't matter. The core of every single competitive nintendo game is that that you can lose everything in a single mistake
>No amount of damage in smash makes up for a single smash attack at kill percent.
>Splatoon is fast enough that a single good push can win the game easily.
It makes it though so that while skill is still a big factor, a lucky beginner at the right place and the right time can pull off some success and have fun, because it's not about being competitive, but about being fun.
Isaac Gray
>Stop liking what I don't like
Stop playing games that you don't like. Go back to your F1 simulator.
Grayson Evans
>Microtransaction racing
Naw
Wyatt Robinson
git gud
Aiden Collins
>not using TNT to counter missiles
CTR thought so far ahead it solved Mario Kart's problems 15 years before 8 did. Funny thing is, 8 used an inferior solution.
Asher Davis
wtf is your point? Mario Kart obviously involves skill, a skill gap exists and can get pretty big despite the random items. The point of the blue shell is to counter the inherent first place advantage thats common in all racing games but especially racers with any kind of attacks and reduce the skill gap somewhat letting worse players catch up. It doesnt magically remove all elements of skill
Elijah Stewart
>play Mario Kart Wii
>Funky's autistic screeching everywhere
>play Mario Kart 8
>Morton's autistic screeching everywhere
Did they really have to make the tryhard picks that grating?
Levi Moore
If you are competitive by nature, you should never take Nintendo games seriously to get your competitive fix. Play games made for it. Mario Kart is not one of them. The existence of the Spiky Shell is enough of a clue-in.
Landon Morris
best kart racer coming through
Zachary Harris
No, party games are there to have fun
Andrew Lee
Guess what- your skill was randomly determined by fate, just like everything else. THERE IS ONLY RANDOMNESS IN ALL THINGS AND HERE YOU MOUTHBREATHERS ARE CRYING OVER RANDOMNESS.
What now, bitch?
Brody Rogers
>see a blue shell coming up behind me when I'm right about to hit the finish line in the last lap
Gabriel James
Why does CTR look worse than a 16 year old Gamecube game?
Landon Myers
>going for a wheelie at that point
retard deserved it
Luis Thompson
Yeah I never understood blue shells. The only ones who benefit are in second or third place.
Lucas Morgan
You know you can dodge them, right ?
Dylan Murphy
Because you've never actually played a Gamecube game.
Justin Fisher
They shake things up.
Anthony Sanders
user, it's really simple. "if I can't win, neither can you. faggot."
of course they were a lot better in MK64 where they'd go on the ground and just fuck everyone up instead of flying solely to the guy in first. I think they fixed it in 8 but I don't remember.
David Myers
Well think about it this way, first place usually only has to deal with attacks coming from behind and oftentimes from just 2nd place, while everyone else has to deal with attacks from both sides and multiple opponents all around. This slows other racers down and helps 1st place get further ahead of the pack making sure they are in even less danger and this keeps snowballing until they become unreachable. Blue shell is a (rather poor) attempt to fix this and put some much needed pressure on the first place.
Nathaniel Jackson
>punishes everyone elsw who's not in first
>nearly 8 of them at 1 time at times
Ryder Scott
he says as he plays a party game with crazy random variances like slowing down people in first to punishing them and rewarding those in 5th or lower with better power ups
just enjoy the party game, you sperg
Mason Stewart
I want to see a spiny shelled koopa in one of the mainline 3D games
Nathaniel Harris
just wait for garfield kart 2
Justin Parker
>I want to see a spiny shelled koopa in one of the mainline 3D games
>spiny shelled koopa
Bowser?
Hunter Flores
When I was a kid we called the Blue Shell the “Bowser Shell”