2019

>2019
>The only good escort mission is Ashley from RE4

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To be fair, that's 100% whatever adult is supposed to be in charge of watching that little kid, not the kids.

Kids are fucking dumb and its not their responsibility to watch the shitling, its whoever's vagina the kid came out of.
And that baby is way to young to let just crawl up next to kids roughhousing, that's fucktarded.

Putting someone into a bin until you cleared the level of zombies hardly counts as good gameplay.

RULES OF NATURE

That is the cutest video ever !

Have sex

Have kids of your own

The ones in VVVVVV are pretty fun

the weak should fear the strong

at lest Ashley gits in the bin and Doesn’t have to pretend to be helping.

I’ve got 3

C

one post in and /r9k/ is here

>letting a baby crawl around a place where kids are going to be tearing around

10/10 parenting

Fuck off and die

dilate

Saved

iToddlers btfo.

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Baby gets gently pushed with a spongy baton and lands in a block pit. Not even worth getting worked up over.

Baby would be fine, maybe crying out of surprise. Girl will get in trouble, nothing more.

The real problem is that other girl could have just stepped right on it by accident.
Getting bopped into the pit is really the least worry.

At least the girl didn't go for a headshot

Yeah you got THREE seconds to FUCK off before I kick your ass
One...
Two...
*teleports behind you and snaps your neck*
heh... three.

Holy shit, no mercy at all!

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This. I was more worried the girl was going to fall on the babies head. Getting bopped into the foam pit is a good ending.

CuteFunny

tfw no merciless amazon princess daughter

>sees a baby
>immediately bludgeons it
absolutely based

There can only be one. She's stone cold and with a bright future ahead of her.

Based merciless loli executing the weak.

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KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK

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referring to an actual child as a loli is pretty fucking cringe

CUTE!

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based

Only if you're new.

Literally no one said otherwise, you attention seeking whore.
I bet you're white too
Fuck off back to /pol/.

The term "loli" comes from a book called "Lolita", which was later adapted to the cinema and thus it gained popularity.

So yea, using the term "loli" on an actual child is the correct way of using it.

>Valkyrie dunks on Warden after demolishing Shaman

my future wife is savage

Honestly that baby was probably unfazed and even had fun getting knocked into the pit like that. Babies and toddlers regularly eat shit unfazed so falling into a bunch of soft shit is nothing for them. If the baby is mobile they can take a tumble safely as long as they aren't getting dropped or falling down stairs or banging their head too hard or something intense like that. Babies are so dumb that if you don't seem concerned with their fall they won't get upset unless they're actually in pain.

You're right that the parents shouldn't let a baby go near kids playing roughly though. If that girl fell back or stepped back onto the baby this wouldn't be a funny clip.

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This

>Properly taking care of a kid makes you "White"
I'm sorry... DAFUQ.
See Taking care of your kid is something you should be expected to do, black white or asian.

t. Illiterates

>doesn't act like a lolita, just a normal child playing
>hurr durr lolita literally means child
How about no?

The bigger concern is the girl getting knocked over and falling onto the baby. I don't know why any adult would allow the baby to crawl so close.

>Taking care of your kid is something you should be expected to do, black white or asian.
Well yeah, what I said was the situation was way more dangerous long before whoever was filming decided to intervene.

holy fucking based

That's my big issue here too, not specifically the "gets knocked over".

i'm not super enraged, I'm just pointing out that the kid's really not at fault here, the responsibility is the adults.

user, it's alright. There's nothing wrong with being wrong. It's the first step in being right. There is no need to fall on denial.

The best escort missions are the ones where you follow a character giving a monologue and then you receive a ton of XP.

The baby was aware of the risks when entering armed combat. It died a warrior's death, and its father should be proud.

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I agree.

based

The baby was asking for it. He should get out of the way next time.

The girl in in the Lolita novels wasn't a real child either.
Can you literally not differentiate reality and fiction?

Based retard

Based and Agogepilled

The parents are to blame but not because of mindlessly neglecting the kids, but because they gave birth to them in the first place.
They should have been aborted but then again the parents should have been aborted as well so it's technically the grandparents fault for giving birth to retarded parents and allowing to breed even more retarded children.

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>The only good escort mission is Ashley from RE4
Until you get to that one point in the castle.
Fuck that bullshit.

H-haiyai!

fucking manlets when will they learn

I'll take either of the lolis to go, please.

Nigger detected.
Go back to
Yea Forums is for whites only

>Taking care of your kid is something you should be expected to do, black
Lol no
Niggers are subhumans with their daddies either always missing or being in jail or some shit.

Why don't you take a seat over there?

Fun fact: Babies are actually pretty damn durable because their bones are still soft and they are filled with chubby baby fat padding. The baby in OP was 100%. Probably just surprised a little

nICE