Remember when people thought Banjo and Kazooie WOULDN'T get in Smash, despite being one of the most requested characters of all time?
Worse still, there were 2000s kids that actively DIDN'T want them in the game, because they weren't a twinkle in their father's eye when the N64 was around?
Even WORSE, there were obese weeaboos that wanted even more literally who anime characters in the game than there already are.
EVEN WORSE, there were hipsters, contrarians, and other faggots that didn't want Banjo and Kazooie simply because they were so popular and requested. They wanted their "expectations subverted" with characters nobody wanted like Prince Tricky and Parasol Waddle Dee.
Banjo and Kazooie sure did blow a lot of tasteless faggots the fuck out, huh?
Remember when people thought Banjo and Kazooie WOULDN'T get in Smash...
tldr
>Banjo and Kazooie sure did blow a lot of tasteless faggots the fuck out, huh?
there are still two slots left dumbass
This is now a rayman thread
>There are two slots left
Your point? Zoomies, contrarians, and the like don't care who gets in, they just didn't want Banjo to get in. Its already over.
Rayman should also get in Smash and Ancel should get off his ass and make Rayman 4
Feels so good to win
reminder that steve will be in and a direct counter to banjo, who's already F-tier
*shits on u're head*
Oh, sorry, dude(doo), I didn't see you there.
enjoy your shortlived "victory" banjoke, it'll be all the better to push you down
*unzips dick*
Speaking of pushing down, why don't you get on THIS *rezips dick*
>tfw retroactively hate Banjo and Kazooie now because of the fandom that won't stop spamming the front page
Just once I'd like to see the front page NOT spammed with the same 10 topics over and over again.
Agreed
Anyway just a threadly reminder that Banjo is a one time only thing and he’s going to be cut next game.
Just because I want banjo cut doesn’t mean I did or ever will support Steve.
Can’t wait to see Banjoke cut
Oh fuck off you disingenuous fuck. Most Steveposters didn't support Steve either, they supported Banjofags getting btfo. The entire board had a good ten-month laugh shitting on Banjofags for being delusional but never thought that they'd actually have to pay the piper. Now they are in, Banjofags are out for blood and retribution and people like you who go out of your way to antagonize them, are the one's who created them. None of this would have happened if contrarians and shitposters hadn't poked the bear.
It’s a kids party game
Does anybody still remember the 2bigley meme?
Then prepare yourself for disappointment because banjo is never getting cut because a mentally retarded faggot like you says so
I’m not a mentally retarded faggot, I’m someone who knows what is going to happen next smash, one of the obvious things is cut banjo because his fans don’t deserve him, plus he’s dlc, dlc has a much higher chance of being cut, I doubt Ryu, Cloud or Bayonetta would have returned if it wasn’t for everyone is here.
lol mad
>Shortlived.
Negotiations for Banjo was going on since February of last year. We've been winning since then.
I see you in every thread, I've always wondered if you're shitposting or genuinely delusional
Its funny either way, so keep it up.
>Stevies still trying
>fan politics actually have an effect on smash characters
Yeah I'm thinkin you never leave Yea Forums
But you didn’t know banjo was in until June
based
I am eternally smug
It really does
Nuts and Bolts still exists and there’s no new mainline game, user.
This is essentially a shithead going, "No wait I'm joking I'm joking!!" After months of harassment and the vindicated have come back for revenge. Pathetic cowards are such pussies, they cant own up to the very same shit they leveled on Banjobros for months.
>I’m not a mentally retarded faggot
Hey is that the character from Hytale?
This isn’t smashboards your correct
>banjokes still respond seriously to obvious bait
Hero on the board, eternal failure in life
Remember when Banjofags said that Brave was Banjo and that Hero wouldn't be in Smash?
You should post that CP discord again you obsessive fuckwad
I’m none, I’m just a clever clogs who knows that banjo will be cut next game.
I'm counting it as part of the winning cycle. We dont know the exact day they were confirmed internally, but talks DID go down at the mid point to latter half of 2018. The deal was shockingly easy according to Sakurai and Phil so it's possible the brief talks happened and finalized around September or maybe August. Either way, Banjobros have been winning since they were internally selected to be a part of the roster. If I really wanted to stretch it I'll even say we've been winning since the first tweet was made of Phil endorsing them for Smash in 2015.
Because he will return in his own game again, see you tomorrow!
I love how he's dropped the "ugly bear cunt" insult because it gives him away too quickly but still manages to expose himself by posting the same old shit arguments.
yuki.la
>"It's worse for Banjofags, because at least Geno got a costume while Banjo will never get anything."
And now Banjo's a playable character while Geno lost his costume and is just a png now
This is clearly bait. No one can be this dense and delusional.
It honestly gets worse because Nintendo already hinted they are making stand-alone DLC Mii Costumes. Genofags will get their Mii Costume, but Square is going to charge them for it, again.
Nope, he’s never getting a new game, just like those other cereal mascots crash and spyro
I never dropped it, I still use it occasionally
Not bait, actually, your ugly bear cunt is going to be cut wether you like it or
not!
Hahaha! Taste my precum of victory you seething bob fagget!
Notice how rulefags keep getting BTFO?
>Too big
>irrelevant
>owned by a western company
There is no more fake rules any video game character can get in now
No need for the shit edit.
You have no proof that any of them will ever get another game, there is no victory, cope!
Don't forget this broken rule
>Only popular in Japan
Yikes
Yikes indeed...they’re right
Cringe
>implying that crash and spyro aren't getting a new game
oh boy, how did that age well... metro.co.uk
dilate
Have sex
I want Reimu in smash.
They ruined that dream with micro transactions. Just keep them dead Activision, a remake was all the fans deserved, don’t bother making a new game you’ll be wasting your time.
Remember when people thought Geno WOULD get in Smash, despite being one of the most shitty unimportant characters of all time?
Worse still, there were 2000s kids that actively DID want them in the game, because they watched a shitty newgrounds video?
Even WORSE, there were obese weeaboos that wanted even more mario characters in the game than there already are.
VEN WORSE, there were hipsters, contrarians, and other faggots that did want Geno simply because they wanted to fit in with "muh I requested them since Brawl" crowd. They wanted to coattail ride on the actual popular characters everyone wanted like Ridley and K. Rool.
Geno not getting in sure did blow a lot of tasteless faggots the fuck out, huh?
I BELIEVED
>this is your average banjoke
Why do they do this?
>mfw geno wasn't my #1 most wanted so seeing him getting deconfirmed wasn't that much of a big deal
Reminder that Banjoke is even less relevant than Bubsy.
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>archive dead so I can't reread the reveal thread and witness the shitstorm again
It was just “STEVE BTFO” 100 times over
mr. not in smash
Even this is flawed because even if it's true this would boost his chances. Nintendo could promote Doom Eternal with Smash and boost Japanese sales.
Im amazed that by a character SO BELOVED, the only threads about them are pretty much still circlejerking and Steveposting.
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He isn’t that beloved retard
Damn, two posts proving my point. Im amazed.
Beloved enough to get in Smash 10 years after his last game
Round one, here I come,
Put your hands in the air, gonna have some fun.
I'm in the game, and I'm on the mic,
Slap that booty, do what you like.
Swing that booty in my direction,
'Cause my erection needs protection.
It's time to bump that rump,
Grab some butter and grease it up.
incineroar is way funner than i probably would have had with geno anyway, caring about characters with a roster this large already is dumb. t. ex-genofag
It's all they have besides erdrick bandwagoning.
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Ridley and Dark Samus got in despite Metroid selling like shit in Japan
That’s only due to fat autistic grown men who wouldn’t leave him alone instead of doing something better with their life.
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Cringe
did he seriously do that?
Who the fuck is Banjo even? Shitty ass pick
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>remember when smashbrains were good?
lol they never were
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Hi, erdrickfag!
Keep going cunt, I’ll be doing this to you when banjo is cut next game.
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See
I loved how weird and surreal some video game ads from the 90s/early 20s were.
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>that one autist that tried to force his gay cereal mascot meme
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What a saddo you are, get a fucking life
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So awhile ago it was found that there was 16 empty slots in world of light. After Plant was added it went down to 15, then when joker came in it went down to 13 because of his two alts after hero it moved down to 9 and then with banjo it'll presumably end up being 8.
What are your opinions on this?
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How the hell do you read this shit? Fuck off pcposter faggot
15* damn my ape fingers
wait nevermind I'm retarded it was 16
You mean 7, a dragon kazooie alt feels like a guarantee, there could even be more
Banjokes are stupid
Doesn't matter. Banjo is gonna be scrapped next game so ultimately you still lose, fag.
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HURRY THE FUCK UP AND JUST FINISH GETTING THROUGH YOUR ALBUM, PLEASE, ANYTHING FOR YOU TO STOP!
Nothing's a guarantee so I decided to leave it at 8, as much as I would want Dragon Kazooie
archived.moe
here you go, user. The sticky for it all.
i want his n64 model as a skin
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You fucking faggot, he's getting cut next game and there's NOTHING you can about it.
Agreed, imagine the salt that will come from them when he’s cut next game!
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You're stupid
I see you went on my word a returned to using eight, much appreciated
Incorrect
Git fucked, Stevie
Indeed, I can’t wait for the salt.
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The closer we get to the release the more delusional the Ugly Bear Cunt-poster's get.
Post Banjo-kazooie stand ideas. Would they both control a stand or have a unique stand individually?
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Pretty sure we’re getting more clever, an army of people who know banjo will be cut next game is rising and it will continue to rise until he actually is cut, lots of support got him in, now lots of support will get him out.
Well if banjo got hit by the stand arrow it would have to be his but if it was a situation where both of them got hit at once then they would possibly share one. As for what the stand would be I suggest [SPIRAL MOUNTAIN] which would allow them to bring any inanimate object to life so it could fight for them.
When B&K haven’t been relevant for years, I think it’s time to toss them a bone. I mean you remember stevefags shitting up the front page every day with GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING Yea Forums, don’t you?
I’m not saying I like it either, but give them some slack. It’s like when Dmc5 finally came out.
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COPE HE IS NEVER GETTING IN AND WILL NEVER GET A NEW GAME ANYMORE, EVERYTIME YOU POST THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE NEXT CRASH GAME GETS PUSHED BACK A DECADE.
It would have to be slightly off, though, so something like [GRAND KIRKHOPE]
Remember when Smash didn't had such a fucking cancerous fandom? Yeah I'd rather take the cringey Brawl era shit from the fandom then this shit.
Its been shit ever since antifagging has been a thing
Imagine actively wanting a character to NOT be in Smash
>phoneposter
OH NO NO NO NO
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dude but muh plant gang
Poorfag
At least Bayonetta had a chance, trash cunticoot has ze-fucking-ro
e-celebs and "smashtubers" were a mistake.
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>Cut them slack
Mate, we had these daily threads for almost a year. Its the same shit posted over and over with the same victim complex from the banjofags. They pretty much made me distance from a character that I would have been pretty ok in Smash due to their faggotry of he's in, steveposting, the furry porn and so on.
keep saying it
Whoever desgined that steve meme needs to be put under
Fuck off retard he certainly won’t be in ultimate, the best chance he has is to replace banjo as our cereal mascot next game.
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Every day I pray we won't have to have at least 10 thread talking about every little thing that changes in Smash
Top tier cringe
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot.
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>"the best chance he has is to replace banjo as our cereal mascot next game."
Remember when people thought a JRPG rep wasn't going to happen right after Joker.
Yeah I thought so.
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We need a hunter in smash to take out all of these furry cereal box mascots
See EVERYTIME YOU POST TRASH CUNTICOOT SHITPOSTING YOU ARE KILLING HIS FUTURE
who do you want in smash
Where does this originate from?
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>a year.
Don’t get me started. Every time a new smash comes out this happens. You get used to it.
Just don’t be the guy who give’s (you)’s at least, or just don’t post. I know well that you still like the games, just not the fans. I’m sick of Bayo/DMC battle threads but the fan bases each suck. Makes me wish there were more idort a out there.
TLDR; stop feeding the trolls. Learn to love the character and not the fans.
>complaining about cerealbox mascot
>in a Nintendo game
>when Nintendo's big mascot is a cerealbox mascot
when will this meme just die already?
>474604178_(You)
Your fucking low tier nostalgia bait furry looks like a walmart brand off-shoot of yogi the bear. I can't wait until he's cut from the next game, with the iconic bloodborne hunter still being in
As much as I want Crash, I just don't see it happening.
>with the iconic bloodborne hunter still being in
Could we expect them to replace the Belmonts too?
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So when do the bear and the bird fuck?
>no argument
>more humans with weapons
fucking boring
You got your fucking Bear and Bird. Fuck off.
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>bear and bird
rent free
Whatever keeps furries out of the game
>more cereal box mascots
Kill yourself furtard
>implying there are more mascots than humans
>implying we NEED more humans
take your own advise.
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That’s way too many third party in general
Stop posting your faggot Twitter meme you aren't fucking funny you fucking retard.
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Take notes.
>Sonic, Megaman, Pacman, and the bottom characters come from popular series that are a part of gaming history with multiple titles
>Banjo has.....
The day that shitty furry is removed is the day smash is saved
Bayonetta isn't human.
We just keep winning banjo bros, We make these assholes shit their pants in fear with our mere presence
It's kinda disingenuous to call Hero 4 different characters, Richter might as well be a costume for Simon as well
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Who else ceral box X human alliance?
We should at least remove snake, the Belmonts and joker, then we have enough third party representation.
You're an NPC.
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>one of the pillars of the n64
>loved by millions
>perfected the 3d collectathon genre
>rareware’s most beloved IP
They have no relationship they’re mortal enemies... I personally think they both should be cut
>Joker
>gaming history
>>Banjo has..
not even a banjofag, but he has games that surpassed Mario 64 in terms of quality, in his own console no less.
>has proportions of a human
still a human-OID user
bayonetta and joker are the only ones worth removing, maybe sonic since his moveset fucking sucks
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>>one of the pillars of the n64
They were not pillars. Even if the Banjo games didn't exist, the N64 would still be able to coast off of Mario and Zelda alone.
>>loved by millions
More like thousands.
>>perfected the 3d collectathon genre
No. Super Mario 64 did. Banjo's games were mediocre collectathons.
>>rareware’s most beloved IP
By autistic manchildren and furries.
>surpassed Mario 64
You're fucking delusional.
Don't worry you crybaby faggot, I'm sure you'll get a new Fire Emblem lord or promotional Pokémon too.
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Your final reps are right here
As much as Banjo is a fucking faggot with shitty, overrated games... he's still more important to gaming than Fagker.
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>>one of the pillars of the n64
It honestly wasn’t
>>loved by millions
Who are now grown men who should get a life instead of fucking begging their irrelevant cereal mascot to get in smash that nobody but them would care about.
>>perfected the 3d collectathon genre
It honestly didn’t
>>rareware’s most beloved IP
Nope that would be goldeneye 3rd best selling N64 game
Yes all of those great redeeming qualities must be why they haven't gotten a game in 10 years, am I right?
Joker represents the Persona series, he was chosen because Sakurai personally liked Persona and is a recent game. Joker is overall a wild card though, but is still more important than that irrelevant furry
>still posting these "arguments" when banjo is in
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Who gives a fuck what you think? He's in anyway. Die mad about it.
Joker maybe, bayo is pretty much second party and is unlikely to be cut and sonic is the 100% safest third party no matter if he next smash is a reboot or not.
Cut by next game
nice cope
Top quality cringe
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>he was chosen because Sakurai personally liked Persona
And Sakurai chose Banjo because he thought it was fair for smash fans who wanted Banjo.
He gets his most wanted,then fans get theirs.
Source: my shit filled ass
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seething furries
Everyone in this thread is a faggot but me. Sage your posts so this abortion of a thread can be forgotten sooner.
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cut by next game
never forget irrelevant bear
Seething Banjofag, you're just trying to cope because you KNOW Banjo did not deserve a slot, and you KNOW that he will be cut next game. Well keep coping cuck, because you already lost.
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I personally want the third party to be cut for more most wanted first party
Could you please repeat that? But this time say it without crying, you DQfags can’t stand the fact that your reveal was overshadowed by banjo
Indeed, imagine the salt
Why the fuck would I give a shit about that? Considering DQ's legendary status in Japan, Hero is not going to be cut next game. Can't say the same for ugly bear cunt.
Nah, Geno is the second neverever with Ridley. Just remember that image was made for Banjo first.
Inb4 the Microsoft Nintendo deal falls through last minute and Banjo is forced to be cut
Remember when the entirety of Smash 4's hype was everybody shitting on Ridleyfags? Fuck my Smash 4 Yea Forums images didn't age well.
Phil literally said it wasn't a big deal.
>Ridley gets confirmed
>shitposting for a few days, a week at most
>K.Rool confirmed
>same as above, maybe a little less
>banjo gets confirmed
>shitposting for weeks
why?
Seething DQfag, don’t you know that we banjobros have Phil Spencer on our side? You know, the FUCKING HEAD OF XBOX
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>a typical pr response is supposed to mean anything
Banjo shouldn't be in the game, much less paid dlc for how irrelevant he is
I'm literally just asking why you're shitposting Banjo so much, I don't give a shit one way or the other that he's in.
Because he's been demanded for YEARS. SINCE FUCKING MELEE.
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I didn't really play banjo kazooie when I was younger but I had friends who loved it. All in all I'm glad they're in though. I've gotten a little sick of anime swordsmen, and there are plenty to choose from still
Because of all three characters, banjo is the one that had the most contrarians, and because he cucked the stevefags, you know, the shitposting group that invaded Yea Forums for almost a year
I kinda wanted steve
>He gets his most wanted,then fans get theirs.
Then where the fuck is waluigi, he’s clearly the big character fans want, not ugly bear cunt!
I thought they didn't have the rights to Banjo since Microsoft owned RARE? But I guess RARE doesn't give a fuck anymore.
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Are you an actual bot?
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>implying true fans give a shit about a characters reveal getting overshadowed
Pac-Man had easily the most dogshit newcomer reveal in history in Smash 4, but I always wanted him and to this day I still can’t believe he’s on the roster. All that matters to a fan is that a character is in, not if a bunch of autists on Yea Forums are sperging out over them.
Because the people that requested waluigi literally harassed sakurai on his Twitter, to the point of saying that they would kill him if he didn’t put waluigi
I'm gonna take that as a "yes".
Steve is most wanted character that’s not already deconfirmed
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The reason the Banjo shitposting is lasting so long is because there is nothing else to talk about right now. It’s all just DLC speculation. With Ridley/K. Rool the game hadn’t even been released yet so there was a lot of other things related to the game to discuss.
So were Ridley and K. Rool
>So were Ridley and K. Rool
Coat tail riding won't get you anywhere, lizardfags.
Banjo had the most going against him given that he was owned by a Western company
>despite Metroid selling like shit in Japan
why do the japanese hate strong women?
Shut the fuck up.
CUT
NEXT
GAME
NEVER FORGET
Shut the fuck up.
>muh next game
Steve was never wanted by a mass of fans like waluigi
>he hasn’t seen the Melee E3 reveal
Everyone in the crowd shits their pants in excitement at the part of the intro where Samus vs. Ridley is shown because everyone thought Ridley was going to be playable.
Yeah he was
That was two autistic kids you fuckward, didn’t stop his demand, even reggie was aware of his demand before he left.
To be fair people were shitting their pants throughout that trailer.
INDEED
IMAGINE
THE
FUCKING
SALT
WHEN
UGLY
BEAR
CUNT
IS
CUT
AND
NEVER
MAKES
ANOTHER
APPEARANCE
EVER!
You are gonna lose for a third time in a row, cutfag.
They're literally going to announce Ori on Switch tomorrow
Nice try though Plantfag
>This retard didn’t know that most grotesque Steve posters never wanted Steve in, but for banjo to be deconfirmed yet again.
>2024
>Smash turns 25 years old
>A quarter of a century celebration, making it rather important
>Perfect time for the next smash
Ultimate won’t be the last
Steve in smash videos get a million views on YouTube, dance for me
So you actively and deliberately wish to undo all the money and man-hours that went into their inclusion? You wish to throw away all the happiness and joy that came with it?
You fuckers are worse than Flat-Earthers with your delusions. That is if you really mean it, which you dont, because this is bait.
Someone mentioned [Country Roads] once.
Yea no shit unless Soccereye dies (and even if he does honestly) there's gonna be a new smash.
But they'd sooner cut characters like Lucina and Dr.Mario over people fans have been clamoring for.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but that will never happen
Nope
A year ago I thought BK had no chance because Xbox wasn't becoming third party like now.
I wonder how that cereal tasted. My guess, not much of anything.
July 11nth 2019 was a very good day. Now we await for Fall to roll around so we can actually purchase them for a cheap $5.99+tax.
Nah, look at the polls, Ridley was a nobody until smash 4 memes, lizardfag.
I'm a 2000s kid and somehow cannot fucking believe my generation didn't want Banjo-Kazooie in the game. That was my shit when I was 6!
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Okay user, at the end of the day he’s playable and that’s all that matters.
Yeah, same here
Come on, we know some of you who OP is talking about is itt right now. Tell us how you feel now that you were proven wrong
And he still got in so what's your point? That polls don't matter?
>>Example
*monkey noises*
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I said shut the fuck up.
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I’m the one that posted the image of the cog from conker, that was for the discord shilling faggot, not a banjobro
my bad, I meant to quote
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WE AREN'T ENDING HERE, NO MORE JRPG'S, CRASH ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION.
...So can we expect Doomguy/Doom Slayer to be next?
>People are going to be mad when the last two DLC are not western characters
Man, Yea Forums is gonna be pretty wild when the last two get announced.
Imagine thinking we are getting more western characters besides just Banjo.
Imagine thinking that Nintendo of JAPAN is going to put three or even two western characters into the DLC when Nintendo mainly appeals to japan only.
I mean think about it, for every one character that was added in to satisfy westerner fans, theres at least four or five that satisfy Japanese fans:
>Add in K Rool, Sakurai states it was for the sake of westerner fanservice
>Game has seven fire emblem characters
>Add in Ridley to also satisfy westerner fanservice
>Game has Joker and Hero as the first two DLC characters
we can't expect anything
tho he would be the best option imo
>Two sides of the same coin
>Both started on PC
>Represents the West and the East
>Both have huge legacy and influence in their respective regions
>One is a literal who in the East, the other a literal who in the West
>One represents grimdark violence and aggression, the other represents elegance and beauty
>One is known for ultra violence, the other for lewds
>Both are known genocidal maniacs
>Both make Hell their bitch
You satiate both the east and west at both times while also capitalizing off of the rabid touhou fanbase in Japan/China and Doom Eternal coming out soon. This is the best possible outcome for everyone.
They only added 1 FE character in ultimate. Joker could easily be considered both western and eastern given how popular persona 5 is in the west.
Whereas they've added dark samus, ridley, k.rool and banjo for westerners.
Don't be stupid.
imagine thinking this
A short film made internally at Rare as part of a company-wide film contest.
The Banjo vs Steve arc was the best.
Steve fags are still mad.
>This is the best possible outcome for everyone.
Then it is highly unrealistic and isn't going to happen. It took more then a decade to get Ridley and K Rool thanks to westerner demand, yet you believe we will get a new one that hasn't been wanted for nearly as long? Get back in line.
Like.. fucking aside from Leon and Crash he's pretty damn expected to be in Smash by a lot of people now. Both on Twitter AND Yea Forums. A lot of people are speculating about his possible inclusion.
It's just wishful thinking.
I just don't wanna set myself up for disappointment. He's my most wanted but I can't get excited too much after Ridley and how they treated him from Melee to now.
Well it's a pretty big fucking year for Doom so it makes sense. but yeah you're right. Lowered expectations.