Meanwhile, at the Yea Forums grocery store...
Meanwhile, at the Yea Forums grocery store
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where's the fucking shasta
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM can I please have this pretty please?
I'm a NEET with severe social anxiety who never leaves the house.I hope mommy gets everything I wrote on the shopping list.
yo grab me some mcdonald's on the way back
2 mcchickens and a medium fry
Fucking mods removed chairs from the store again
MOM BUY ME GLAZED DONUTS RIGHT NOW OR I AM GOING TO SCREAM THE N WORD
Post yfw you forget to tip the grocery jester
I've stolen all the Red Fusion.
You'll never find any again.
wouldn't it be fun to go into a grocery store that was intentionally built like a labyrinth?
Sour Cream and Onion flavored chips > all. If you prefer other flavors of potato chips you have shit taste.
I'll be in the video games aisle if you need me
i would have poisoned your ass a long time a go
kill grocery jester
>he doesn't buy mayo tato chips
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS REPLACING THE MILK WITH CUM?
God I wish that was me poison me daddy UwU
you two smell the worst
imagine having to work there.
>excuse me sir where is the cereal aisle?
>oh yes, left, left, right, straight for 3 corridors, left, right, right, straight another 1, then another 2 lefts, and one more right. if you run into the minotaur you've gone too far.
>tfw have severe social anxiety and worked in a grocery store for years
Needless to say it was awful
whatcha want Yea Forums?
barbecue lays, like a real man
I demand to see the manager, there cute and funny section only has ugly bastards
Flamin' Hot crunchy, is there any other choice?
where is the prairie farms tea?
>cleaning at aisle 4, retard shitted his pants again.
You're going to give me Flaming Hot Limon Cheetos right this fucking instant or there is going to be a big problem
M- mizuuu
>ugh the standard edition of ketchup is $4 tastes like shit and the deluxe featuring real tomatoes is $8 but is still missing half its content since its exclusive to collectors edition for $20
>no pretzels
Nah I'm good
To this day I still cant help but laugh when I'm walking down a grocery aisle and see that faggot gorilla on a cereal box
Does anyone else ever only go to the grocery store every 2-3 weeks, so when you go, you get a lot of stuff to stock up, and there's always someone, a cashier or someone in line that comments on how much you got?
Onions +garlic are GOTY materials no matter how redditors seethe
Gardettos garlic rye chips and a 6 pack of PBR please.
Just load my cart up with 5lbs of sugar snap peas please - they're my favorite snack and they match the colorway of my keyboard for true gamer synergy.
Sounds like somebody has been rustled
You too huh?
I DON'T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!
WHY IS THERE ONLY WATER AND CELERY?
Barbecue flavored tater chips
>cums on ur mcchiken puts a spider in ur drink
Nothing personal
>durrr huhuhuh must be having a big party tonight heuehuhue
FUCK YOU YOU PREPUBESCENT PIMPLY FUCK DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO GO TO THE STORE EVERY SINGLE TIME I WANT TO MAKE A MEAL OF COURSE IM GOING TO STOCK UP FOR THE WEEK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Kys faggot
For me, it’s Chester’s Fries. Cheetoplebs stand to the left
>drinking piss water
Digusting
I don't get it
>eating chips at all
Nutritionless garbage. Eating dirt would be healthier.
>2019
>not using self checkout
>coffee
>cheetos
>chicken
I will not allow you to slander Pabst Blue Ribbon you limp-wristed little faggot
You two are obese and buying absurd amounts of shit food, this is why you’re getting the snide remarks
"Hey, look! It's that new brand of meat I was talking about! How 'bout we buy some? I'm sure you'll like it!"
>go to store
>okay I just will get some soda and snacks
>gets lost trying to find the drink isle
>try to find a worker
>can’t find one
>get even more lost
>get frustrated decide to leave
>can’t find exit
Wow yah such a good idea XD
Fuck off retard
CLEAN UP REGISTER 6!!!
Why is it that every time I go to walmart I'm always overcome with a vague sense of anxiety? This doesn't happen at any other grocery store
Yea boy! Was in america for the first time in 10 years last month and I smashed several bags of those boys.
>drinking PBR
>anything but a fag
Okay retard
I'M GOING GHOST
*BANG BANG BANG*
Who the fuck shat on the floor!?
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
Ur fight or flight response kicks in
Have fun sipping your Coors Lite you fucking pansy
>no extra hot
You are all weak
who the fuck cares, beer is like 10 bucks for half a dozen bottles. It's better to just buy whiskey or rum instead.
Is piss water the only thing u know fag?
Weak is the fact they make extra hot with ranch now, which is less hot.
>drinking beer whiskey or rum
Cringe faggot
>being straight edge
I can smell the virgin from here.
Hey look guys! This user is SO sophisticated.
I bet you eat your steaks well done and with katsup too.
>only beer whisky or rum exists
t. amerimargarine
>katsup
Back to the shitting streets with you, Habib.
Would be a new form of natural selection, only the mentally fit should be able to eat.
guys what's the most efficent fps(full per second) food?
nobody cares about your fermented spit in a jar, niqueesha
Nah.
>sending somebody else out with your grocery list
They're going to fuck it up somehow. They always do.
Tater tots.
Lays kettle cooked jalapeno please
Put some rainbow twizzlers on the side
Meh grengro
>only 3 kills
OH NO NO NO
I can't tell. Everything's so blurry here.
>mfw tater tots heavily peppered and drizzled in worcestershire sauce
>2 packets of cheese rice and broccoli
chop up mushrooms/ red onion
>fry mushrooms/ red onion
this actually happened to me
>trying to use that retarded pinktext on Yea Forums
go the fuck back to 8gag, oh wait.
>t. regular nature/salt and vinegar cuck
Develop your taste buds.
Sour Cream and Onion
Get some taste.
only sour cream and oinion chips that matter are pringels
Ruffles Sour Cream and Onion is god tier.
Hi there!
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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
How is natural selection when it's just RNG?
This is why nobody has ever truly loved, trusted, or respected you throughout your life.
Cringe
Based
>Stares at vidya I know I will never get or play
>t. regular nature/salt and vinegar cuck
Develop taste buds
You're weird, user.
Labyrinths aren't necessarily RNG. It would be like trying to find your way through a complex Doom or Quake level, having you mentally map out the areas.
>No good ruffle flavors
Ruffle's is god-tier but only sour cream and onion. That queso garbage taste disgusting. Also if you like All Dressed flavored chips you're a fucking leaf with shit taste. Syrup flavored chips taste terrible. Sour cream and onion and barbecue are god-tier flavors, oh, also cool ranch doritos.
Everything else is debatable. Also Lay's is a trash brand, especially baked chips. If you liked baked chips you're a healthfag who thinks eating baked chips makes you healthy. Either eat the good shit or don't eat chips at all, baked chips are an abomination. Lay's are literally bags of air with five chips in the bag and even then the chips have no good crunch or taste to them. It's like eating air in a bag of air.
TL;DR If you eat Lay's you have shit taste. If you eat baked chips you have shit taste. If you like All Dressed you have shit taste. If you don't like Ruffle's or Doritos you have shit taste. If you don't like cool ranch, sour cream and onion, or barbecue you have shit taste. If you like cheetos, takis, or anything flaming hot than you're a nigger or a mexican. Also thread is off-topic anyway, so who gives a fuck.
< is not a thing. Some retards on an imageboard of dumbfucks tried to make it a thing and failed, then subsiquently got their imageboard killed by being dumbfucks and came here.
Which brand sells these?
For me, it's Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Yeah, I'm thinking they're based.
Remember that toysrus contest where the kid could run around the store and fill his cart with anything and as long as he comes back to the register in time he gets it all.
I was so jealous and angry at those kids for not rushing to the games
LUNCHABLES
Pork > Chicken > Lamb >>>>>>>>>>> Beef
Bring me the -30% discounts from the bakery corner. Yes, all of them. Also some cabbage and eggs I guess
I think you got that backwards user, with the exception of bacon beef is the king of meat.
Imagine being killed by a tranny ghost lover who couldnt even hit a short range target with a shotgun
Based thrifty user
I agree that Pork is my favorite as well, but I prefer beef over chicken by miles. Lamb is a gray area. I never really cared for chicken that much, but beef is a different story.
>go to the magazine rack and pick up a game magazine
>tear out the cheat code pages and stuff them in my pocket
>also the page with the hottest girl in the swimsuit magazine
We did what we had to to survive pre-internet.
youtube.com
post music to jam too
Lamb is complete shit. Tastes like a barnyard smells.
Any anons here go to like Wal-Mart or some supermarket and just live off of whatever is marked in the discount section or the section where they put stuff that is about to expire? Surprisingly a lot of anons on /r9k/ do this for whatever reason, I think because a lot of them are NEET's who no source of income.
same can be said of certain cuts of pork
If you dont recognize this grocery store you dont belong on this board
imagine being that fucking kid today like holy shit i would lie awake at night
Cuban Sandwich Kettle Chips.
Lays Baked Chips with a Dr Peppah please
>not moose or reindeer
I pity you for not knowing such joys
Fag
What's the name of this incel again?
Also... CAN YOU GUYS BRING OVER SOME PEPSI?
I have never eaten either of those, is it even legal top hunt them?
someone might shoot the place up
>Go to the grocery store
I PACK RHYMES LIKE AMMO NEVA RUN OUT YOU WANNA CALL ME RAMBO
some fat fuck might shit their pants and wipe it on your pant leg
He was a /r9k/ celebrity known as eggman, but apparently he fell out of style around 2017 or 2018. I think I heard he did some stream in 2018 but hasn't done anything since then so nobody really talks about him anymore.
I have a medical condition that makes my intestines go into nuclear meltdown when I eat anything spicy
Grocery Store Wars... home.
Flamin' Hot Lays are my favorite
I want to live like common people, I want to do whatever common people do. I want to sleep with common people, I want to sleep with common people like (You).
Pringles ranch. lol
Holy shit
A bag of Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos
Ahem
From the thumbnail I saw a pit in the middle of the aisle lined with white tiles.
i had one of those
not that bad desu
it had Mario, this tank game that I don't remember the name, football and you could even buy other cartridges that had more games.
>order a fuck ton of alcohol from amazon
>get it delivered
>delivery guy is like "Eh heeeey, having a big party tonight?"
>"y-you too"
>next day he has to come by to deliver a bottle of liqueur I forgot to order
>just gives me a sad knowing smile and a nod
Fug.
Used to work at a large electronics store so I can agree. Fuck working at large stores. Currently working retail at a smaller store, working with only about 5 co-workers at a time, feeling like my work is contributing, most strict supervisor left the team, and the music isn't bad. I'm okay with this. Helped me get over a lot of my anxiety issues
Just going to pirate this mayonnaise here.
Where the healthpacks at?
Source? looks pretty sad
oh cool, can you make me a copy too?
Lol
Cops have been called to my local Walmart on 2 of the 5 visits this year alone. They also did an exercise similar to the “we are Walmart” video people post here one time, and it made me really uncomfortable to see the mixture of genuine enthusiasm in some people, and utter contempt in others. The worst part was not knowing which one was more horrifyingly banal.
I remember having it too.
The footie game was pretty good, there was also a game about shooting gangsters in a wild west setting, shooting ducks, and there was a top down car race too.
Twinkies
>being proud of lacking features
What is this? Pokemon?
>Singing the store's music to irritate the workers who listen to it multiple times a week.
>Knocking and tapping on the desk while the cashier scans your items
>Putting go-backs in random locations instead of at least giving it to the cashier
>Coming in 3 minutes before closing and grabbing a shopping cart
>Pic related
too soon, bra
make sure she has her phone so you can call her for anything you forgot to put on the list
>he thinks his retarded made up symbol is just as valid as greentext
Get the fuck out you newfag, I'm not going to sit here and explain the history of the internet to a retarded skid.
You should gas yourself if this isn't your choice
Or you just do what everyone does in a labyrinth and follow one side of the wall all the way until you reach the exit
Beat wolfenstein 3D this way
>regular nature chips with no dressing/flavors whatsoever
Fuck off regular nature/salt and vinegar cuck.
the man with no taste
where's fromage lays
What the fuck are you talking about
>game makes looping segments where all youre doing is going in circles to prevent just this
Why are the donuts locked behind a glass case?
>says the fag whose website doesn't permit webm is only half as large and doesn't even permit sounds except when uploaded in a special board.
>explaining the history of the internet
nostalgia filter only works on things past. This site's inferiority in every way is a current thing though.
I once ate some Tesco brand Onion and cheese chips and they were some of the best i ever ate
ATTENTION Yea ForumsART Yea ForumsART CUSTOMERS
COMEDY
COMEDY
COMEDY
Bugles
This is the worst grocery store I have seen in my life.
if you can get good pork
>Parents go through checkout with their kids
>Shiny bright candy everywhere
>Kid wants candy
>Cries and screams if rejected
>Parents give in
>Awful behavior is reinforced, kid on their way to sugar addiction
Hurts my soul every time, thanks
capitalism.
me in the middle
It requires level 2 access to get donuts.
Cakes, however, are level 1.
lol
>Not choosing ready salted
If I'd have to guess it's because they don't have a wrapper, so if they didn't you could grab one and scarf it down if no one was around rather easily
Sorry wrong post
It happens to me in the UK equivalent as well. I get this sense of anxiety, despair, and depression. All the mutants wandering around probably doesn't help matters.
Imagine the service annoucements >nigger
>nigger on isle 5
>fuck jannies
>NIGGERS
>thanks for shopping at Yea Forumsmart !
White cheddar popcorn
pizza pringles
Classic lays and cheetos puffs
That'll be all sir. Now would you like to donate to the developers kickstarter?
NO
Keep the change, bitch
and yeah I really mean it
what did the developers ever do for me
>flies, rotten food, and overpriced on left
>soul
boomer detected
not overpriced, but without the benefits of economics at scale, there's a difference
>flies because it's something an organism would want to eat
>fresh food
>only overpriced if imported
ketchup is for casuals
Classic Lays
greentext is derived from old email reply text, where's your idiotic meaningless carrot from?
ps3mart has nofood
Geiger counter or something like that. Loli gets raped buy guy posing as someone going around checking radiation levels.
My niggas
all alcohol is just degrees of piss water
what got their imageboard killed could just as easily happen to this one, cloudflare being faggots it will eventually.
Why are there no comfy grocery simulator games
excuse me, where are the fresh vidya games all these on display are expired?
a meal fit for a king
>they don't mix their own spices into a sauce
>they don't make their own potato chips with their own potatoes
fucking christ, Yea Forums
>he doesnt heavily pepper his ketchup
Utter fucking filth, every single one of you
Baked is kino, greasehog. Flavor and texture are better, the literal only advantage non-baked has is the top layer of the bag
Old Goldsrc and Source engine recreations of stores like Wal-mart and Best Buy are the most soulful things in existence. Also, what "game" is that?
Takis! I want my asshole to spew fire like a dragon!
>aimlessly searches for Funyuns
>pick up bag of funyuns
>it's 90% air, 10% funyun
Nigga, just intimidate the guy at the electronic registers. They are actually the biggest pussies.
One celery stick with nothing on it
WHERE'S THE SKUB AISLE?
I NEED MY SKUB
It's from a costumer survey
NO
I'M NOT WATCHING THE WHOLE THING AGAIN
I SAID NOOOOOOO
>go to the dentist
>have to open mouth wide
>remember basedjak
>spend the rest of the appointment angry about
underage shitposters
Low salt Lays.
I cant believe I fell for that again
right here you skubhuman
GIVE ME THE SKUB YOU SKRUB
filth such as sk*b and yourself shouldn't exist
>filename
fuck you for reminding me
All of those are bad. No Goldfish or cheeze its? Do you want chip dusted controllers?
>2019
>still entering grocery stores
okay, enjoy dying of infetterence.
Hey bros do we have any nori at home? Im finna be making some Spam Musabi tonight
Does flat windshield wiper fluid work better than regular? Been meaning to try it for a while now
SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
Lightly Salted Original Pringles please.
this user tried to reply to you
Get some burger meat and make some sliders.
disgusting pro-skub behavior as usual
The Pharmacy area, duh
>There are people on Yea Forums that dont get their groceries at Aldis
explain yourselves
SKUB IS AMAZING AND USING IT AS A SKIN OINTMENT IS PROVEN TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE AND EXFOLIATE LIKE NO OTHER!!!
>Work at Walgreens
>Red Nose season: Not much donations after the first week or so
>Next month collecting for Autism, endless donations, back wall behind my register is flooding with those name cards that show how many and who donated
>Currently collecting for Me to We Teachers stuff for back to school season: barely donations.
Man the people around my store have odd priorities. But as someone with Aspergers it's nice to see alot of people care more about it these days.
nice lies sk*b slave. THIS is what skub really does to people
I use Publix, which is 100 times better.
Fun Fact: A lack of Skub in your life can cause you to turn into a Chaos Spawn
you mean a lack of skub vaccines. skub is highly mutagenic and kills anime girls
YOUR FOOD SUCKS
Chedder and sourcream Ruffles
Can I have a chocolate bar? Pleeeeease? I've been really good!
Some faggot from the twitter store across the street came here trying to apologize to everyone?Can someone tell him to fuck off and come here anonymously because we dont care about his shit game.
The Skub will be here forever and always. The Skub sees. The Skub knows. The Skub protects.
Isle 5...
[Spoiler]HAS NO MILK[/spoiler]
WHO BOUGHT ALL THE SKUB?
HELLO ALLISON
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
I HAVEN'T BEEN
THE SAME MAN SINCE I SAW YOU COMIN IN
I believe this is called "Food Library".
regular goldfish please
oh and some bbq twisted fritos
salsa verde doritos
>Old Goldsrc and Source engine recreations of stores like Wal-mart and Best Buy
Would you happen to know where to find that kind of stuff?
They don't they just feel bad for their cousin who has to endure raising an autistic child
Aldi in my town is where all the super poor people who can't even afford Wal-Mart go to shop. It's mostly mexicans and blacks with their 12 kids and than the mexicans buy seven gallons of milk like the degenerates they are. Aldi sells milk for like 80 cents or some shit, so that's the only reason to go shop there. Also a lot of hipsters shop there for some reason as well, but it's mostly poor people and hipsters.
Cute kitty
bump
And why would anyone opt for the less competitive choice?
>work 9-5
>stay still 7
>"oh my god you're still here! haha"
>hear this every time I stay late
>"hey I'm going to the grocery store, you need anything?"
>a million dollars! haha
>the one lady who refuses to buy anything made in the US so she "doesn't support trump"
>pringles
Excellent taste speaking of which
>no pringles, or popcorn
I move to the next aisle. Or get some carrots or celery and peanut butter
>blocks your path
I don't get it.
>>Coming in 3 minutes before closing and grabbing a shopping cart
Joke's on you cocksucker, we're open 24/7. I've gone to the store I work at at 2AM to pick up cheese and lemonade after cashing in bottle returns. It's so empty and quiet, great time, even on the couple of occasions I've actually been the night shift guy.
Chester’s fries are fucking GOAT
'Budget' supermarkets often stock better stuff than larger chains though, not just fruit and veg either.
WHO BOUGHT UP ALL THE BREAD IT'S ONLY 4PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gimme dis shit boi
I'll get a bag of Cape Cod's originals.
I don't dislike flavored chips, but 9 times out of 10, I'd rather just have plain chips.
those aren't miss vickies though
Those all suck. I'd rather buy beef jerky or make nachos.
Nowadays? I don't even know. I used to just find them browsing server lists and seeing a map named de_gamestop or something. Does fpsbanana even exist anymore?
Oh, here's a good one: steamcommunity.com
nah fuck that we're pulling back right now and giving him all our toll change
What could you possibly need to stock up on every couple of weeks? Meat, poultry, fish barely fills up a cart along with every freezer having an extreme amount of space. Vegetables don't really fill up a cart either, unless... you don't actually buy a fuck ton of garbage, processed trash, do you? You aren't... actually obese are you?
Are these the people who lurk/shitpost on this board? Jesus christ, Yea Forums.
What the fuck are you buying? 15 bags of chips and 12 bottles of soda?
Look at the guy who used Rosetta Stone for 15 minutes
Fuck you BBQ potato chips are great
One of everything
Fuck off, vinegarchads where we at?