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Perfect jizzrag for me to vent off my incel frustration and release my pent-up seed on her beautiful hair
>*dies of old age at 30*
>Not curing her with byleth dick
>I'LLKEKTHROUGH
What does her pussy taste like
*teases and humiliates her about her height*
>not having based hanneman save her and all crest babies in the process
the BEST ending partner for FELIX is
Sylvain
Slut
based and not even homo
Gave anette to ashe for cuteness, ingrid to dimitri to secure a future and existence for fodlan children, and mercedes to myself for pleasure
Does dimitri and ingrid actually have a good ending? Their support kind of sucked ass
She and Cyril are very bappy together.
Can I pair anyone?
I was thinking Claude with shamir, Hilda with Raphael, hanneman with lysithea, Lorentz with Marianne, leonie with ignatz, Felix with Dorothea and byleth with tulpa loli
Yes but not everyone marry at the end. Some are platonic or just buddies.
Yes. However, pairs are calculated not by A rank but additionally their "closest ally" (under Roster - Notes). Some endings are platonic, even M/F ones. Only Byleth gets the "choose who you want to fuck and you get to fuck them" option.
Sylvain Dorothea sounds like an excellent ending. A skirtchaser who genuinley falls for a girl who's trying to look for a serious marriage and refuses to believe he's anything but a huge flirt
You can, but game may cuck you out of your planned pairings anyway. My Raphael was supposed to marry Berniedog, but ended up with Shamir for some reason.
>Raphael with Bernie
Hamster with banana.png
Dorothea and Lorenz is a fucking soap Opera, having Dorothea actually admit she liked Lorenz from the start to her being absolutely scorned at Lorenz saying he has no interests in commoners is a thing of beauty, she stays scorned for 5 fucking years and all her group actions and meals reflect just how butthurt she is.
That A support is a thing of wonder, it's quite refreshing to see Dorothea actually thirsting for someone.
Does Cyril ever get support conversations that aren't "muh work"?
Pretty sure he doesn't , or at least they are a large majoirty of his conversations. He's autistic and cute
His one with Lys is probably the least "muh work" one. It's also the cutest. Normally I don't like characters like him, but I find his "fuck Almyra I have it great here" work ethic to be endearing.
>Not healing her with Linhardt's boipussy
That Hilda/Cyril Paralogue is some bullshit though, how in the fuck are you meant to keep them all alive? Why the fuck do Almyrans get beasts as allies
>not having linhardt marry his one true love Marianne
dont make me spell it out...
Liberal use of rescue/warp/stride and fliers. Don't be afraid to leave the defense point unattended. Hilda/Cyril are also really easy to make into wyvern riders.
I warped Lorenz with his staff to take the top one that dies to wyvern knights solo, and had a Pegasus knight(Leonie) take one the middle ones. Really good unit goes solo the bottom left while everyone else defends.
You honestly need your units that can one round those bastards to save the knights. Maybe even the dancer or a warper
I gotta protect Lady Rhea
>Not ruling the world together with Edelgard and nuking other nations to liberate their supply of cake
Imagine being a crestlet lmao
God I want Rhea to fuck Cyril with her massive dragon cock
Ah, I probably did it too early then, I did it pre-timeskip
Do any Lions get Warp? I've got:
>Annette
>Mercedes
>Dorothea
>Flayn
>Manuela
>Hanneman
as my mages
Why is Ingrid so racist?
What meme classes should I put my golden deers into, Lysithea has a Chiron Crest so she should be able to use Thunderbrand, right?
>wanting to be an inbred boar
Go die like a true knight
>Mercedes
Didn't do it for me, but I wish your dozens of wholesome, fluffy children the best.
>Manuela
>Linhardt
>Lysithea
Are the only warp users in the game.
Lys gets it at B faith while the other two get it at A.
I prefer Bernie Goddess empress of mankind marrying God on earth ruler of unified Fodland in Golden Deers.
There is something special about the meet marrying an avatar of God.
Lysithea is the best looking girl before and after time skip hands down
But Annette has the best personality
I'm a proud WHITE knight
I gotta clean the stables. Hilda, you fucking lazy whorish fuck, get the fuck out my way. And write your brother this, Fuck you!
what if she doesnt get out of his way?
BASED
Because her fiance died in Duscur
Didn't Hilda Amazon him and Caspar?
Hilda might have a thing for manlets.
You know who was a true knight? Lonato, he was the greatest knight and a wonderful man.
I wish I can be a knight like him.
Can I do the Mercedes and Casper paralogue on the BL route if I didn't get Casper?
Yes she should be able to use Thunderbrand, but at the same time the sword classes don't do much for her but help speedgrowth unti mortal savant
Aside from that I can't think of any meme class for any of them except making mages into nonmages and nonmages into mages excluding Lorenz because he's both
>Hilda
>Amazoning anyone
Dude, she's the second shortest character, only Flayn is shorter.
How could you do a Paralogue about Caspar, without Caspar?
Wasn't she like 8 at the time?
She's probably unga enough to wrangle Dedue
Grappler Hanneman is peak meme class desu.
Substitute another manlet for him
In the pre time skip I was able to do some paralogues by having one of only two needed characters, was wondering if its the same here.
What the fuck did you just say to me you little, Almyran FUCK? You DO know my brother kills hundereds, if not thousands, of your worthless little shitskin brethen every day, RIGHT? I could cut off your fucking head right here and now and do you know what Cyril? No one would care.
Not even Rhea.
You are nothing.
Hilda would break you, user. Her being short and stacked is the best
Why does this thing have a mouth again?
What exactly is up with her crest cancer?
i want her to break me
Shonen as fuck.
based lonatochad
Yeah but she is supposed to have gorilla strength lore and gameplay wise. Claude even jokes that if she wasn’t a lazy pos she would be terrifying since she is actually one of those “I pretend to be retarted” people since she saw through Edelgard easily.
She could but she would be too lazy to.
Well yes because youre not warring factions pre-skip. You need both post-skip
>openly tells people that her house is using her marriage as a meal ticket
>Felix doesn't care that her house actively planned to leech off of his
Cake. It's all that bitch eats in secret alone
Students are still in the monastery pre time skip, they're not post timeskip.
Fuck, hoping I can recruit him down the line, if not then whatever, guess I'll just watch it on youtube.
Well sure but isn't the whole point of "Amazoning" someone to be much bigger than them?
This is what I did. As soon as I found out I was like YO GOTTA GET HANNEMAN TO SAVE HER
Really pleased with their ending
Caspar slays so much pussy in these endings wtf
Becuase he doesn't care
There's like a 30 year age difference between them.
>tfw made Sylvain kill Felix in the Edelgard route
Like 12-13. She was betrothed from birth.
It's actually a strength thing, but the size is what you first imagine.
Never really played a fire emblem game before. Does choosing who to be loyal to at the beginning of the game actually affect stuff? Is this the kind of series where you have to replay the game three times to see all the house "routes?"
Ultimate meme class is War Master Claude, as his special classes are all wyvern mounted and they can't use fists.
Isn't it a 36 year age gap?
After years of enduring being a manlet his shonen protagonist attitude payed off.
Bitch we call her Gorilla because only the mother fucking boar and Felix have similar strength growths.
Hilda is a monster on the battlefield and she will get "all sweaty" in the sheets.
It takes an absolute unit like Raphael in order to get her to have a soccer team worth of children.
This. I had an army of grappler twinks to back him up with Lorenz and Ignatz. Also dancer Raphael is hilarious.
Caspar grew up from a Manlet to a chad
Meanwhile sylvain gets rejected by everyone despite that being his only hobby and interest
Life isn’t fair
...well done
you have my thanks
Their ending is completely platonic
They research Crests together and eventually figure out a way to remove them and save her, and she becomes his disciple. After Hanneman dies, she takes up his mantle and becomes the greatest Crest scholar in history.
If Hilda wants dick she will leave her cave and get it, have you not done her supports?
Just imagine getting womanhandled by tiny Hilda who is even shorter than Lysithea after the timeskip
This is correct I was able to do Ashe's paralogue without Ashe thanks to Catherine, and I could had done Ingrid's without her because I recruited Dorothea first
Should I ever make a unit focus solely on faith or should it always be faith + reason
Cyril thot patrolling Hilda/Manuela was pretty good.
Yes, it determines the route of the game and who your main allies are and ultimate goal. You can join a tyrant, go kill the tyrant, fuck around treasure hunting and shit, or become a church cuck.
Doesn't Edelgard also have a similar strength growth?
Yes, it very much does. It effects the entire story at certain points, but on the flipside, it does NOT at many many others. But the three viewpoints from the three houses serves as a narrative whole.
>playing english
Why
You can do whatever you want because the game is easy as shit.
But if they're female, there's no reason not to start leveling reason once they've reached A faith or so, so that they can go into gremory.
Sylvain hates women anyway. He is the school shooter of the game if the professor doesn't intervene
mama
Faith is white magic, reason is black magic. Have them focus on their main niche and maybe focus a bit on the other.
faith + reason at least until you need to focus on one soon for the exam
After multiple playthroughs doesn’t hurt to be curious on the dub. You can always switch it back. Dub is still shit compared to the original voices.
There’s no need to focus on one since both will get up to at least by the end of the game anyways
Going through the bios. Why are so many characters afraid of ghosts?
>that A support with Ingrid
Dropped spaghetti so hard, he really is /ourguy/
Ghosts are scary
Excuse me sir, is your nuke runing?
The first time no, but when they ask you to choose your house it does.
Because ghosts are fucking scary
I think so.
I thought he would be only slightly older then Manuela but he says he's 15 year her senior in their paralogue.
That's actually pretty cute actually.
Just visited the holy tomb in ng+ after you fuse with sothis . The fuck?
To make lost items even more confusing
Lysithea is perfect in JP
>humu humu NAROHOTO
Would Byleth a Byleth?
Does bait rarity really matters?
I catch lame blues 5* baits but always gets rare red/gold with the basic 1* ones.
Based Chadspar
>Edelgard: I understand. It's difficult being born a noble. Those who inherit everything also inherit great burdens, but the same can be said of those who inherit nothing.
>Caspar: What are you talking about? I don't have any troubles. Who cares if I don't inherit anything? It just means I get to cut a path to my own future. You know what your problem is, Edelgard? You always have to make everything about you.
>Just coming off Crimson Flower
>tfw hearing that Edelgard is a major antagonist in all the other routes
>unsure which route to start next
I don't wanna fight my girl, bros
THE ULTIMATE CLASH
DOT DOT DOT
Surprised she didn't have him executed on the spot
Fuck lost items
Based as fuck
holy based
People literally call her anime hitler, killing her and Hubert was a highlight of my playthrough, loved finally getting revenge for Jeralt.
>Caspar throwing shade at everyone
She still had a chance a getting the Professor's love juices at that point so she was relatively sane.
Golden Deer if you want to see her die with at least a shred of honour
Mostly in mag, but again Hilda can bolt support from 8 tiles as a savant so even there Hilda outclasses Edelgard.
If you dont hate her yet (like i didnt at first) you will.
>everyone is afraid of the past haunting them
they are a buncha snot nose brats
>cancer form just disintegrates after you beat her, revealing that she's still normal
I don't get it
Wtf does Lysithea die young if you don't pair her with specific people? Assumed she would be cured as part of the story or something
Golden Deer, you still have to fight Edelgard but you also get to fight Underground magitech dubstep wizards and a crazy old guy
Does this actually happen or is this a shop
Church is best, Byleth is a stone cold motherfucker.
Too good for the blacked eagles, wish he was a boar
I FUCKIN KNOW, RIGHT? Hubert was my most hated character even before Edelgard revealed herself, and that sweet intoxication of his death fueled me to pursue the end of the story.
Fuck that dude, Fuck Edelgard.
I've heard things but I think Byleth's influence is what changes things for each of the three. I'm sure she's a power hungry asshole without him
At least you didn't play another route first then have to side with Edelgard and kill everyone
BL. Has more of her background and the best cinematic in the game. I didn't really like Edelgard until I got more context from BL.
>Hating based Hubert von Vestra
How's the shit taste user?
It's real.
Just put Eldegard straight into the sea, she can't swim
End of the story
Because she has a severely shortened lifespan, like 90% of her supports state this over and over. You need to pair her with people who can cure her.
She has crest cancer user. She's going to die in about 5 years post time skip, give or take a few
Maybe because they wanted the ending scene between the boar and El and felt her looking like she was dying of seven different types of cancer would ruin it?
Is it a bug or is it explained
She's a power hungry asshole in every route. Just depends how much you can ignore because pussy.
Playing Golden Chads first made it difficult for me to see Edelgard as anything else than a villain.
HOWEVER, I think Claude is potentially just as much of a villain given his motivations. I wish the game had expanded on that more -- they have essentially the same goal, Claude even says he wants to be sole ruler of Fodlan, but the game portrays him unequivocally as the good guy. There's so much potential in having him full-on be a total villain, but I don't think we'll ever get that
>I wanted to walk with y-
>*THWACK*
I'll happily take Byleth's autism a million times over Corrin's limp wristed faggotry.
>Hubert confesses to Edelgard in their A support
>tfw cucked him in the ending
You can't do it after the timeskip, I'm pretty sure the deadline is 2/22. You don't need warp, just mobility and archers. Put Shamir on the defense team and Catherine on the backdoor team. The monsters don't do that much damage, so bait them early. The two knights in the forest can mostly handle themselves, just send a flier to support them.
>Byleth takes Golden Deer on field trips to McDonald's
why isn't this your favorite House?
Im right there with you user.
>Jeralt dies and the sad music plays while everyone is grieveing, apologising, sympathising, crying etc.
>See Hubert
>"I dont care for condolences"
best kill of the game
I just thought it looked like something you couldn't just "turn off"
BL is personally the best route to take imho. Maybe not the best waifus, but you can recruit. Not the best story, but the redemption is fucking on point. Not the best ending, but it was good enough to overpower either GD or BE.
Blue Lions are the best house. Period.
This
Because they're boring and irrelevant
Literal libtard house
FUCK first playthrough, didn't know you're stuck with only one dancer for the entire game
I accidentally made Edelgard my dancer
Fuck
>Edelgards pussy
Thick meat curtains. Its musk is very strong and overwhelming. Her juices taste like aged red wine. The intoxicating taste is not for thr faint of heart. Those who taste are said to become addicted. It is adorned by elegant white pubes in the shape of an eagle
>Lysitheas pussy
Euphoric. Its very small and cute. Most prefer to suckle. It gives a steady stream of sweet nectar that is said to make one feel light headed and happy. It smells like roses. The inside is very moist and easy to pull at with your lips. It is clean shaven and smells divine
>Leonies pussy
Rough meaty curtains. Getting inside is hard. Its moist like red meat, the inside is rubbery but its an intensely satisfying meal. A must fot hungry eaters. Tastes very salty, but delicious. Finger licking good. It is adorned with a magnificent landing strip.
>Annettes pussy
Its very plain, average and small. It tastes somewhat like vanilla. However with enough teasing she will gush and ooze like no other. A wet sloppy and sweet surprise awaits the persist. Its clean shaven, and smells like coconut butter
>Manuelas pussy
Dirty, unkempt and hairy. The musk is enough to make one faint. However for the brave and horny it is a leaking hot beast. It is constantly ready to snatch up its prey. Leaking, an erotic heat constantly seeps from the lips like the breath of the beast. It is salty, moist and hot..
I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just trying to explain why they did what they did.
FUCK YOU SMELLY SPIC DONT TAKE MY WIFE
He's a good guy because he doesn't try to murder his classmates without provocation.
I get that, but I was assuming that somewhere along the story the nature of crests would enter the picture and a cure would be found.
So most of her endings are that she just dies to crestaids? Then I actually have to pay attention with whom I pair her.
disgusting racemixing
>made Edelgard my dancer
Well she does look the part.
>Linhardt x El/Hubert support C
Holy hell this is good
It absolutely does have the best ending
What power of autism is this
You just know Edie has some serious roast beef and is insecure about it
His ultra-smug attitude didn't help things either. "Oh, Im the champion of Edelgard! Nothing will stop me!"
Bitch, meet the might of Blyleth and fucking mourn.
autism
The game is allowed to have sad endings user
Claude doesn't want to rule, he just wants to be happy. He only got announced (?) as heir to the Regan line a year before the game starts and then he decides he can use it to bring peace because he's the outsider, no loyalty to the church, the alliance or Almyra, just to good people.
Can I get a futa one instead
It's incredible that Byleth is a literal god and still gets jerked less than Corrin by other characters.
>the reason Bernie is attached to petra’s paralogue is because bylethe wanted her to go outside
What
BE had the best ending with Seiros cancer being purged from Byleth's heart and being able to pump again, and gaining her color back.
It is. Doesn't it also have the most commoners in it? Figures they'd go to maccas
Does she suffer from crest illness regardless of route?
>Lindhart telling her that her Crest can't be all that bad because it at least brings him happiness
Him and Marianne are so fucking cute together I couldn't not pair them up in my playthrough
However I think the best pairing in the game and probably one of the best supports in Fire Emblem as a whole is Ferdinand/Dorothea
>that fucking A support
I'm still working through church, but having played all 3 houses I can say BL was definitely my favorite. Nobody feels irrelevant, even Ashe. The other paths could be cut down to 4 characters and not be hurting.
Playing BE after this and her specifically saying "cut my own path" was so fucking good. I love how she's only as determined as she is because shota Dimitri gave her strength.
>BE had the best ending
Maybe if thats the only route you've played lmao
What route has the best story in 3H, because black eagles edie route fucking sucked ass
BL has an equal amount of commoners.
I got off to the thought of the males getting embarassed wearing the dancer clothes and looking good in them. Sort of like Links Gerudo outfit
It is.
Yes
You need to A support her with Hanneman or someone else who talks about healing her crestcer.
BL for character KINO, GD for lore. Also Church if you're a mommyfag.
BLUE LIONS YOU DOLT
nah, church is the brainwashed bad ending, GD was boring as fuck, and BL was less impactful than slaying Rhea and getting rid of the cancer she put in Byleth as a baby
I almost made Flayn my dancer on Crimson Flower and eventually settled on Dorothea. Dodged a fucking bullet there
I think the difference is that Claude probably wouldn't be willing to cross the lines Edelgard did and his method for unifying Fodlan and the rest of the world is through fostering understanding and unity. Consider that in everyone of his endings he's perfectly fine leaving fodlan to Byleth, and potentially the alliance to Lorenz, to go back to Alymra and pull off his reforms there and improve their relations with Fodlan.
>Dimitri dies from illness after the game ends
Wasn't really expecting that
fire emblem needs more lobsters
I always do both imho, because Nosferatu is heavy as hell and has relatively bad offensive stats, even a D in Reason is good because the basic Fire/Wind is better than Nosferatu at killing shit. In Marianne's case her reason spells are literally all amazing so you'd gimp her completely by not going both. Thoron, Cutting Gale and Fimbulvetr are way too good to pass on.
BL has the most emotional character-driven story, but GD has the most satisfying story in terms of revealing the secrets behind the history of Fodlan and confronting the real big bad behind the scenes
BL. Its the most story relevant, has the best Lord in FE history, and has a boring cast of goodies who end up being the most broken fucked up group around.
Also Dedue is a fucking champ.
Does it have any cancerous localization? Thinking about picking it up this week
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Let's kill the rats, professor
>Whoever lost this is afraid of ghosts
>Whoever lost this must be religious
>Whoever lost this has a connection to Lady Rhea
>Whoever lost this item is serious about their training
FUCK THIS SHIT
>nah, church is the brainwashed bad ending, GD was boring as fuck, and BL was less impactful than slaying Rhea and getting rid of the cancer she put in Byleth as a baby
Ok Edelfag you can stop now. Lets not have another episode.
Wherever you find the item is roughly where its owner was standing the previous month!
>Its the most story relevant
lol no, that's GD.
BL is the filler route.
Should I let Dimitri marry Marianne and let Dedue marry Annette or leave them both as bros for life?
BL if you want sad
GD if you want happy
What are you guys expecting from the DLC?
Well hey its medieval times
>Byleth
>Linhardt
>Hanneman
Who was the last one that can cure her?
So this is the power of autism
So what the hell was his problem? And when will we get to play as him?
I know you aint talkin shit, but Dedue is a powerhouse. My main man,
>Implying I'm going to remember where each of these snotfaced brats was standing every month.
GD is the best route but it's shocking just how much it feels like Part I was written specifically for BL.
Why would I bother responding when its obvious you've only played one route
>Afraid of Ghosts
Everyone
>Religious
Not Shamir
>Connection to Rhea
Cassandra and the Orphan slave
>Serious about training
Not Hilda
do I have to grind stats to recruit other girls in my class, or can I just eat with them and invite them to battles
literally nothing is solved in BL other than HURR KILL EDELGARD
GD is where shit is actually dealt with. BE too by getting rid of Rhea.
Definitely not as bad as earlier entries, but it's still a Nintendo game so a few things are localized away and some things are translated differently for no apparent reason.
I'd say right now the translation isn't a reason not to get it.
If you really care though, I'd wait until the DLC is out. The chances of whatever DLC is associated with the sauna getting censored in some way is high.
>Swimsuit DLC
>Anna as a party member DLC
>Harem Ending DLC
I know I said he was a champ
He's an unkillable beast
>WEAK
The truth about Nemesis, playable and poundable Sothis
This is the most difficult part of Three Houses
Probably some 'look guys all three houses are united against the REAL bad guy' shit like with Fates.
She is like 5'7 after the timeskip retard.
>Mfw tried to pair Anette with Ashe too
>Ashe ended up with Mercedez and Anette with nobody
b support is a gauranteed join
BL gets rid of Rhea too retard, at least try to pretend you're not lying
Starting the route with most of the house members seeming pretty milquetoast on the surface only to reveal their broken qualities and develop on them as the story went on was fantastic.
Why the FUCK didn't they make Anna recruitable? What the fuck is IS' problem? I want that dirty jew in a swimsuit asap
Agree.
Grandpa Nemesis route
I'm still struggling with the implications of being able to S-support Sothis
>The truth about Nemesis
What is there to know about him? He was just some bumfuck that the Slithers told to kill a dragon for the sick loot.
Bullrnie
>BL gets rid of Rhea too retard
Stepping down is not the same as being rightfully executed like she deserved.
Also Byleth doesn't cure their goddess aids.
I'm hoping for more map sets and victory conditions. Maybe more supports, both in the "now they can fuck" category and cross-house. Probably a "golden" path.
To my understanding he was just a bad bandito who loved killin' and was turned into a killdozer by the mole people. Made for an interesting villain just because of how "bland" it was.
>truth about Nemesis
Get off here and finish your golden deer playthrough
>come rest your head on my breast
Sylvain playing 4D chess
>a route where you get everyone
>playable Jeralt, Rhea, and the one off bosses
>CONTROLLABLE BEASTS(this one probably won't happen, but i'd be curious to see it)
>the Sauna fully implemented
>same shit as fates and awakening with the beach episode and the Halloween episode, but now the characters will get new models of them in their swimsuits and Halloween costumes
>this is tall in America
Cope manlet
And Edelgard says he was Sothis' favorite fucktoy, one of these niggas is lying
Rhea is clearly a nonbiased and reliable narrator
>Raphael and Flayn's support is Raphael teaching Flayn how to scream
I married her in my first run, it was cute
she's funny
Seteh and Flayn back her up.
>executed like she deserved
Ugh he's an Edelfag too, colour me surprised
It's only interesting because of how in stark contrast he is with the other various conflicts in the game. All other storylines are pretty morally gray and are the result of complicated relationships, Nemesis is pretty much a black and white "this dude fucking bad news" villain
Average woman in my country is 5'11
Why is Black Eagles so barebones compared to the other routes. Aside from the fact that it's only 18 chapters, there isn't anywhere near the amount of development the other routes get. Shit could have been villain kino
>trusting edelgard
>ever
>Just imagine getting womanhandled by tiny Hilda who is even shorter than Lysithea after the timeskip
How can such a small girl be so thirsty?
You want women bigger than 5'7? Are you sure you just don't want men user? Where are you from anyway? What is the average height in your shithole?
Reminder that Nemesis is the true hero of Fodlan. Fuck dragons.
Doing God’s work and removing those filthy subhumans from fodlan
Rhea has lied for over a thousand years, I'll take my chances
Good point. Nemesis is basically a tutorial map boss who was handed cheat codes.
The history is written by the winners.
Is it true that GD open the borders at the end? Thats a deal breaker for me.
Edelgard does as well.
Not expecting, but hoping for
>more maps, there are WAY too few in the game right now
>more varied objectives and limitations in those maps, a la some of Fates:CQ's maps
>more classes, buff infantry classes so they're not completely overshadowed by flight/cavalry
The game has such a flexible class system but it never forces you to use it. I would love a mode where each map forces you to switch up your class layout. For example, early on for a beach map and all I had were infantry/cavalry, so I reclassed a bunch of classes to pegasus/mages in order to beat it. More stuff like that would be cool.
In reality, I'm expecting some "true route"
Seteth blocks her at any opportunity to get cock so she's acting out. which is what led to her getting DUSCURED in my playthrough
>Nemesis gets rezed
>Literally goes right back to murdering people
Then why would Rhea intentionally write that Nemesis was a good guy at first when he wasn't
>playing as Nemesis
He would be the Ungaist Bunga to have ever existed
I just want more maps and classes
This is my biggest problem with BL, sure you kill Thales by complete accident, which is out of character for him, but Shambala is still around and so is Rhea.
>Have been going through puberty for the last 1000 years or so
>Your helicopter dad stops you from even holding hand with a boy for these 1000 years
No wonder she's thirsty as fuck.
She was literally there. Christ user, suck more mole people dick.
>woman is a cold unfeeling automaton bent on realizing her ideals
>man is a emotional wreck clinging on to the past
>brown guy is a clever schemer who outwits everyone
Wow, they really wanted to subvert expectations with this game.
Do you not literally get a dream at the start of the game that alludes to Rhea's side of the story being the truth? Why would she have been that fuckin upset about what happened in the red canyon if the story wasn't Nemesis and the other elites getting the jump on sleeping Sothis and barbarically carving her up?
To make herself look good, retard.
"ooh he was a good man but he was consumed by evil, that's why I had to save you all from his evilness, aren't I such a caring soul?"
ohnonono
Based, I gave her to Raphael so he can split her apart with his Hauteclere
>literally nothing is solved in BL other than HURR KILL EDELGARD
Based
Where is that again?
Are you new to FE? They use these fucking trope ass characters every 4 games. Zoom zoom!
Haha do you think they raped Sothis as well, wouldn't that be funny?
>LADY PALURHEA
Cyril can't read either.
Maybe to imply that you can get corrupted by this power and not to seek it.
cute
Out of all the character I had to spend time with
He is the most fucking annoying
God I hate nobles
I benched his ass so hard
in that case I'll just buy the base game and hold judgement on any dlc till it's out
It's also how well the war is going for them. Rhea, Edelgard and Dmitri would all be desperate and willing to go deeper when they're on the backheel
His supports with Ferdinand are great.
But she reveals that he was really just evil all along in the church route
That doesnt make any sense with what you just said
She "wrote" that he was a good guy, why? Sounds like an unreasonably honourable thing to do when he was just a bandit.
All that cum coating your brain has muddled your sense of logic
I'm on BL route. Did the third 3 way battle.
Claude is a huge dummy. Why would they write it like that?
Thales call him thief too
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5'7 is the tallest average for women from some shit country though. So???
The 3 way battle only makes sense in GD. It was hamfisted in BL for no reason.
So they could have a 1v1v1, it's stupid in every route Grondor appears in.
It's even funnier when you get just a bit farther in the story
Shit taste user, Lorenz is living proof that Edelgard is wrong
>hypothetical war where Edelgard turns into the Hegemon, Rhea goes full Dragon, and Dimitri stays a savage Boar
Man how would Claude handle that?
And Edelgard is like "huh?"
Stupid fucking puppet
Not the retard you're talking to but it was clearly because she wanted to paint crests as being gifts from God, an evil asshole having one wouldn't fit that narrative, so she painted him as a fallen hero.
Edelgard says "i'm gonna make it so chaotic they can't tell friend from foe" which is retarded at best, but then they don't do anything to reflect this in the game play. Students recognize the professor when they engage and still fight. It's stupid. Somebody just really had a boner for the "AND THEN 5 YEARS LATER THE MOCK BATTLE IS REEEEEAL" and didn't care to make it believable.
This is the guy who ran away at the start user
Master tactician
>What is sarcasm
Shit taste
Dimitri only lost because he went full retard and people just speared him to death.
Hegemon dies to any of my units
Seiros is cute no bully
Claude fucks off back to Almyra
pls respond
Because why would she want humanity to know that one of them successfully rebelled and almost wiped out her race? Why not make him corrupted by a force people can't see, rather than say that there are a group of secret mole men who are anti church and actually did kill the goddess?
Thats what I assumed as well
Also this
Why are Beagle players so unreasonable and edgy
Claude flew at us and attacked. Before he attacked he said "Hey professor you're fighting the empire right? Pretty silly we're fighting"
It's genuinely comical.
He just asked me for help against the empire.
The only route in which it works is in GD, Boar lusting for vengeance and Edeltard bring Edeltard.
>was only pretending to be
>er..sarcasm!
COPE
Over9000IQ Claude
This is what a 5th "golden" route should actually be, instead of everyone cheesily teaming up and putting aside their plans and conflicts in order to fight the big bad, it should just be that something happens which causes the absolute worst case scenario for each major plot thread to happen all in the same storyline.
Running away made sense and saved their lives.
>Zoom zoom!
Why did this even catch on? It makes you sound retarded
It's genuinely fucking trash. Lysithea, Ignatz, Raphael, Hilda and Claude all throw yourself at you telling you they don't wanna fight and then literally impale themselves upon your sword.
Claude even has dialogue when his retards suicide it's so fucking upsetting.
Imagine being that based.
She didn't want to paint "old" humanity as pieces of shit.
Stupid really.
it was a joke anone
Cool but that wasn't my post.
What if the 5th route is Byleth siding with nobody and becoming a band of mercenaries with the students you recruited during part 1?
You have to stop Edelgard, Dimitri, Claude and Rhea/the church
>playing on normal
Based
You are very bad at joking then.
the funny part is that if he didn't run away then either Edelgard's plan with hiring the bandits would've worked or all 3 would've died before Byleth and Jeralt got to them
Honestly for how often they were mentioned, Almyra really fucked up not making major gains in Fodlan during it's division, same for Dagda
That happens with all the monsters they created with the crest stones. They make a point of showing you this in the mission before Jeralt gets shanked. Hell, even the FMV where Rhea and Blyat fight off some monsters shows that.
How would they make that work with how autistic Byleth is?
Stop Claude from doing what though
I want to rape her.
Are you younger than this?
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Why are you so defensive lmao
Would be cool. It was the best route in Tyranny too.
Watch out Lys, rumor says that someone's kidnapping students.
>Edelgard's ambitions would've ended with Kostas, the same birdbrain she hired to kill Claude and Dimitri if not for Byleth
I really can't wrap my head around this.
5th path is you falling in Valla and have to fight the real secret special boss
That sounds cool too
>Dimitri is consumed with his lust for revenge
>Edelgard gives in to demonic powers
>The alliance is invaded by Almyra
>Rhea sees all of this and decides that humans are a cancer that must be wiped out, here and now
>Byleth is forced to kill everyone in a 4 way fight
Go back to twitter or wherever you came from already
where is the game where you get to rape villains and it is ok because they're villains?
that's hard difficulty, retardbro
I dont get people around GD characters man
>Lorenz is just a stuck up noble
>Raphael is just eating and training
>Leonie just wants your dad's dick
all factually untrue yet people say it anyway like they dont actually watch supports. Instead they just accept the leader who casually mentions he wants a dictatorship too but like a cool one lol and the gigastacy because she has huge boobs
Running an entire minecraft server with the churches' wifi and capping their data at the 2nd of each month.
what if she overpowers you?
Weird, in the jap text he says he doesn't have the ability to comfort grieving people.
That's just not how jokes work.
Can you explain the joke to me?
God If only she didn't kill Jeralt, what a waste of good hips and tits
>Bathhouse facility in the monastery
>Grinding skirmishes
>More Paralogues
>More weapons/battalions/arts/magic/classes
I want an Outer Heaven route
It sucks because that cutscene beforehand of the characters lamenting the situation before charging in is pretty kino.
Guess I'll die then.
I want an anime of BL path
I just assume that her time in uncle mole's funtime basement gave her brain damage.
It's either normal or New Game +.
>You have to stop Edelgard, Dimitri, Claude and Rhea/the church
I get Edelgard and the mole people but the other people literally make no sense. Fucking retard.
Take your meds you psycho
I could be wrong, but I got the impression Almyra has no "real" leadership (despite Claude's whole deal) and think that while Fodlan was in disarray nobody had enough leadership capital to do more than business as usual (war parties nipping at the border for funsies).
literally looks like a snow monkey fused with a nocturnal lemur
jesus christ the characters ib this game are all digustingly ugly
5th path is you saving Kronya and leaving Fodlan to have a happy life with her!
It makes me think they changed the story late in development. Maybe to make the other routes.
A cute dragon unit.
What the fuck are you even saying
I educated you election fag
Why did GD house get this characterization in memes
I'm not complaining it's just fucking funny
Based.
being Claude
Well Almyra at least has a king in some form and minor border skirmishes aren't uncommon. Hilda's paralogue even mentions that those raids on Fodlan's Locket aren't even meant to seriously attempt to break through. Also someone in Almyra funded some pirate's with ships and flags to play pretend while attacking a port.
>people who don't post retarded shit like ZOOM ZOOM are from 2016
Look man, you already made yourself sound like an idiot. I'm just gonna advise you to stop it so you don't make yourself look like a fool anymore
How many students should I recruit in my first run? I want to see people die post timeskip
Probably because he set up the whole quest about catching fish and made his quest to make sure you participated. Then his VA voicing some like the McDonalds one cemented it.
It's a lvl 41 Edelgard. Pushing 40s is the best you can do with your team in hard/classic
>I want to see people die
None I guess
>I want to see people die post timeskip
Don't recruit any then.
I can't help but feel that this game was a lot of wasted potential especially in the first part given how little the students in different houses interact with. Some of the best moments in this game is making friends like Sylvain and Felix fight and having some interhouse friendships would've allowed for more of those moments to happen.
The country with the tallest women in the world's average is 5'7 nigger. Cope.
>Dimitri did nuffin wron!
I thought that pirate raid (the Alois/Shamir paralogue) was just pirates pretending to be the Almyran Navy to try and scare the knights into surrender
I think you need to finish your english comprehension classes Pablo
I kill everyone with Bylith. Striking down his students in one swipe of his sword telling them to believe in him.
All while expressionless.
He did lots wrong, and he atones for it
Not the guy you're responding to but whats with this autistic hate for Dimitri? He's a great character
>new shit is only made by new people
Nice deflection zoomer. You didn't even know where that shit came from.
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I thought the pirates had genuine Almyran shit to scare the knights off, it just wasn't good enough of a bluff.
I only said go against everyone. Never said "KILL THEM ALL"
>98 hours
Are you masturbating or something? Her route is 30 hours tops.
Inter-house friendships are just stuck with throwaway lunchtime lines.
He's right you should kill yourself
Can't remember, I remember Alois calling their bluff though
His weapon is literally made of Sothis' bones. Edeltard is a fucking naive moron.
Bait matters only if you want to get the high tier of fish for each color (small, large, big, glittering) you can get silver fish with low bait or Platinum fish with 5 star bait. but if you want to get fish like the goddess messenger then use 4 or 5 star bait
You didn't answer the question and I dont know what you're talking about
>he doesnt know how to convert between cm and inches
>No actual comeback
That is what I fucking though.
Play Rance
I guess I'll put it in a way you can understand
Zoom Zoom outta here
You dont understand what you're even talking about Pablo.
Samefagging is pathetic user
did the game really get censored in terms of revealing female outfits compared to the previews fire emblem games? never played any other one in the series but cenorship is always a big bummer
>Initially weirded out by how emotionless and nothing of a character Byleth is compared to Robin and Corrin
>people call attention to it in the story and it is a major plot point
neat
only other game I can think of to justify the silent protagonist thing is BotW
No?
How did Bylith get the nickname ashen demon?
S ranking Ashe I guess.
burned an orphanage of Almyran kids and smeared the ashes over himself
>Pablo
Weren't you the retard that said your country women's average height was 5'11? You Eurofags are pathetic. Still waiting for you to drop a name son.
anime
How did BOTW justify it?
Only thing I can think of is the under pressure thing. But being a silent autist doesn't really do much.
you know how they have no emotions and are a mercenary?
Link never talks except for that one game where he is a fag. Like everybody in this fucking thread.
>Oh hey Lysithea, I made some cookies and I was wondering if you wanted so-
Cookies? What do you think I'm a child?
>Ehrm, lots of people like cookies including adults
There you go! Talking down to me like I'm a child and I don't understand what adults do!
>Well fine then whatever, I'll just give these cookies to someone else then
Ehrm! Wait! I wouldn't mind some cookies actually!! Just a couple would be fine!
>Alright here you go
These cookies don't have any chocolate chips?!?!? If you're going to offer me cookies at least make them correctly
I had some platinum fish, looking it up I never saw a rainbow fish in my whole 1st playthrough.
Doesn't add up. Demon I get. He coldly kills people. Ashen doesn't make sense.
that is good to hear then
How will IS top this game in the future? Its so fucking good. GOTY for sure.
Make me faggot.
I love how thicc Lysithea's hair is!
Yeah the entry in Zelda's journal talking about how Link shuts off his emotions to be the hero everyone expects him to be back in the past.
In the BOTW artbook it elaborates on this, saying that without his memories and freed from those expectations he's allowed to express himself more, like his joy when he cooks and the punny dialogue choices
>Finger licking good
You can only fish them up when the pond is glowing, so it's easy to miss if you don't care too much about cooking.
Is this your first FE game?
Whoa, you like the epic old fag animanga berserk. I guess you really showed a zoomzoomer like me haha
He talks a lot in Twilight Princess and BOTW.
its anime user, they just couldn't call him a demon, they needed something cool infront of it so it sounded better, so they went with ashen
what colour was her hair before the crest chemo
>it's brought up somewhere that Crest-bearers have a tendency to like sweets
>Lysithea has a sweet-tooth bordering on obsessive
>mfw realizing this is because she has two crests
Why did they give Annette such a shitty relic?
Lysithea is taller than Edelgard. How is her pussy smaller?
She’s a retarded piece of shit that deserves to die.
Does that mean Edelgard is also obsessed with sweets?
I thought the pirates were just falseflagging to intimidate the villagers easier.
Just got the Golden Deer ending and married Lysithea. Which house should I play through next? I heard Black Eagles has a couple different paths, so I was wondering if I should break them up with Blue Lions or if I should just play through with Blue Lions first.
Also is hardcore difficulty worth it on NG+? I've only had a couple instances where I completely banked on %Avoid in order to squeeze through a turn, but having 13 charges of Divine Pulse otherwise made the game trivially easy.
No voice retard.
Why not his hair color? Teal Demon. Silent Demon. Hell Divine Demon would have worked because of his papa.
So that he has a nickname they can put in the background of the Punch Out stage when he inevitably gets added in Smash Bros
He wears all black
Play Church so you have the worst route out of the way. It's literally just a watered down golden deer.
You can't grind anymore in hard but the game is still easy. Go for BL
well she does admit that if not for her responsibilities she would do nothing but eat cake...
Because Annette is shit,
>implying Annette's wouldn't taste like a steak and then like a cake when she cums
Will NoA allow it? They have a foot in the censorship door with the scarecrow thing.
Why do the writers make byleth say he wants to save edelgard no matter the route but mid sentence he cleaves her skull in the most gruesome way in 2 of them.
It's like the ending went into development hell and they couldn't be bothered to make most of church and GD different
They already have the Fell Star or Enlightened One.
Ash is grey/silver/white.
I think BL should always be played last or at least played before you burn out. It's a really great story where the whole house is part of it but lacks in world building
You should avoid NG+ if you want challenge, it makes the game comically easy
he's sekiro
maybe he got his nickname from a volcano mission, or he burned a bunch of dudes alive once and came out of the mission covered in their ashes
Greying out the morale further and without muh honor.
They're definitely on this track since Fates.
Creepity creepity creep...
NOW!
No? I've played every mainline FE except Echoes.
hes always had the crest of flames
Because Rean was called the Ashen Awakaner in Trails of Cold Steel, the game TH apes its entire gameplay loop from
I went be with the same logic. I plan to do gd->be->wait for lunatic->bl->church. Ng+ is nice just because of the boosted class/skill exp. exp is kinda soft capped so even with the retarded 60% exp boost you won’t be super overleveled, at least compared to the normal playthrough. It’s mostlt there to make spreading exp even easier. Also 10 activity points makes recruiting everyone super easy.
Who has the best support song? I liked Ferdinand's quite a bit.
>picking any of these names over "The Professor"
Shame
Either BL or GD.
She says in her B support she wishes she could do nothing but stuff her face with sweets
>He plays video games in Weebspeak.
youtube.com
Damn, imagine someone with three crests
Doesn't sound cool though.
Considering she mainly eats cake and sweets, probably not very good
no, it's so they can have a solid nickname for when Byleth gets a special FE Heroes summon when he inevitably when CYL4 due to recency bias.
they'd probably die at age 9
>Check my Switch Profile
>Played for 70 hours or more
What the fuck, I'm only one chapter past timeskip on my first route.
>You fight a student
>soundcloud.com
>You kill them with the first counter
It's so anticlimatic.
i'll draw the teacher
The monastery consumes your time
>alm
>fates in general
Nice pattern
While it was divided, it's entirely possible that just no one wanted to fuck with Fodlan. Almyra bordered the Alliance IIRC, and Claude seemed friendly with them.
As for Dagda, they're a completely different continent. It wasn't worth the trouble.
>acts like a dick to her whole class
>sweetens up to anyone not in GD
What did they mean by this?
Maybe I should do the church ending through NG+ and then try some other routes on hardcore from a new save? I was so satisfied with the GD ending that it's going to be hard for me to kill off the Golden Deer students.
Eating 10 meals a day is getting old bros.
Also tournaments are silly. I've only won 2. Both with Felix.
>you will never unite Fodlan and free it from the corrupting influence of the Church and crests and live happily in peace with your empress waifu eating sweets for the rest of your days once the work is done
You don't fight GD and BL at all in the Church route, the only exceptions to that are Ashe and Lorenz.
What's the best gender for byleth gameplay wise
And the version edelgard gets is literally a CNN article.
I rather choose the one who tries to maintain peace rather than the villain of 3/4 routes.
I like how after I got it she showed up to change her goals mentioning she'd like to learn how to actually use it
Guys punch stuff better, girls get access to peg and gremory.
boyleth
He literally wears black armor you idiot
Yeah dude, thank god for those truthful paragons of Fox News
People are more comfortable being rude to people they know.
Girls also get a free instant recruit with Sylvain.
I'm the opposite. BL should be played first because it leaves you with a lot of questions that are later "spoiled" if you do other routes first. It also easily has the best Flame Emperor reveal/GM siege feel. These two things on any other route just feel so lackluster.
Just throw your best unit into the ring regardless of their level
Who can you peg?
Tournaments are way too fucking easy, it's not even exciting if they don't perma ded, also don't give me silver+ shit when I can buy like million of those. Just give a stat upgrade instead, you give them out like candy in gardening faggots
>to intelligent too attend class meets to intelligent too be his own person
They were fated to clash
>CYL1: All the Smash Lords win besides marth
>CYL2: FE: Echoes Celica and Veronica wins thanks to being the two most recent entries
>CYL3: Alm wins thanks to Echoes making people aware of his existence and Camilla wins
>Top 20 in every CYL event is filled with Fates, Awakening, and FE7 characters
just watch, CYL4 is gonna have one of the main lords from this game(most likely either Edelgard or Dimitri) with a lot of the top 20 having other characters from Three Houses in there.
>Felix blocks the path into Arionrhod
>Have Sylvain battle Felix
>They lament how they promised to die together and here they are
>Sylvain immediately ends him with a crit yelling "I NEED YOU TO MOVE!!!"
Most anime thing in my whole damn playthrough
Still better than whatever edelgard got and caused a continent wide war becuase of it.
Manuela singing Lorenz's poetry is nice. His [internal screaming] was pretty funny.
Killing that cuck Dimitri felt so good
God Shattering Star is the only theme that feels worthy of a final boss one, I'll give you though that BL ending is half-baked
This. I threw Edelgard into every non-magic tournament and she never lost.
Ashen is grey or pale not black.
Dumbass.
Stop trying to look up skirts in the monastery.
70 hours is what it took for me to finish BL.
The leonie part is true though. She's unnecessarily abrasive when she really has no need to be. I guess most of the female cast in deer start like that though.
>random ally mage enters death knights range
YOU IMBECILE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
don't judge me because I want to see Ingrid's panties....
Green units
not even once
Does Lysithea ever get a legit paralogue?
Her one with ferdinand is more ferdinand than her one.
Edeltard's a self-centered psycho, what else is new?
>that one mission where The Death Knight is chilling and Jeralt just beelines to Solon before you can even attempt to challenge him
I feel like Edelgard outlawing the church in Empire territory and then having the church declare war (by roping in the Kingdom) in retaliation would have been a better look for Edelgard. I liked her and Hubert, but damn is BE path really hokey to me.
Same but for Linhardt and Caspar
>You know Caspar I think this is the first time we've ever truly fought
>Crits him with "IM IN THIS TO WIN"
That's the thing though, Edelgard felt that the church had to go NOW and her surprise attack on Garreg Mach was the best chance to take out all the key figures in it.
>Also tournaments are silly. I've only won 2. Both with Felix.
Weapon rank means nothing
Select your house leader and you'll have a guaranteed win.
>That mission
>Death Knight immobile
ooft, announcing you played on easy liked that
I really like linhardt. Cool guy. Him and Felix are best boys.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIMITRI PLEASE HELP IM CORNERED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jeralt can't kill Solon and will always leave him at 1 HP, Solon however will two shot him
Fuck that, I had to rewind half the battle to divert my army to where DK swoops in.
Luckily, underleveled Sylvain managed to oneshot him with his prf somehow.
I never ended up using Dark Seals and dont even have anyone who can qualify
>I've only won 2
You know you can regen HP twice by pressing X right?
dedue has never seen a sword in his life but goddamn is the lad the greatest swordsman these tournaments have ever seen
>sociopath that loves you unconditionally for sale in her once
>belittles, threatens you, a jealous beta orbitter
Enough to immediately change any sane person to church route
Not just that
>play Bernie and Petra’s paralogue
>no matter how you approach it it turns into Hubert popping out of nowhere with a dozen reinforcements and assraping you
>mission goes from get Petra to objective to rout enemy and don’t let their half a dozen mounted units get the objective
Fucker didn’t suffer enough after subjecting me to that.
Im about to blow your fucking mind
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I hate how some paralogues include characters that add nothing to it, the biggest offender being caspar/mercedes
I did not know this. Haha.
>The anti cheese mechanic in that paralogue
The manlet made that map harder than it neeeded to be because he wasnt leveled up and i had no flayn to use rescue.
It's because they wanted to push some Casper / Jeritza shit despite the two not interacting ONCE on screen.
The actual worst offender is Petra's dialogue where Bernadetta is just along for the ride so she can get out of her room.
>guess really early that DK is Emille
>finally get to kill him, use Mercedes
>NOTHING HAPPENS
I will never not be assblasted about this paralogue.
>It's because they wanted to push some Casper / Jeritza shit despite the two not interacting ONCE on screen.
Caspar DOES comment about Jertiza and how strong he was or whatever, but that's it. It's stupid.
It’s literally called the silver maiden user