What are some good short games?

DMC5
Machinarium
Super Mario Bros. 3
SM64 ROM hacks

>5'7
It's over for me, isn't it?

oh fuck you nigger

It never really started, user.

Pikmin 1

Hotline Miami
Fight'N Rage
Outlast

>5'4
>b-but im handsome

ME WANT MORE LEG LENGTH AGGGGHHHHH

Ys series

Just move to Japan, you'll be normal height.

Heheheh...

he cute

Literally just barely below average
try being 5'0"

i'm 6'5"

why we dont do this?
seriously, it was the tits.

I haven't grown a single inch since my first year of highschool

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I love short boys. I wanna squeeze them tight and bury their cute faces in my cleavage, tightening my grip until they stop struggling and accept defeat.

Cave Story.

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i'm 5'7 + i have a really boyish young face.
any girl into me must be a pedophile. there is no hope for me.

Two can play at this.

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then why did it take me 3 days to beat hell

retard itoddler

that's an optional challenge user
you're not supposed to hell in your first blind playthrough

Why not simply replace the short games with something of more substance?

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god I wish a chad would carry me around like that

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Great filename you fucking retard

what a fucking moron

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Not a good game though

The disrespect. He must've killed himself after that.

your problem is self esteem, 5'7" is not even that short. It's like the cutoff height for being considered short.

ace combat 7

never post on 4channel again

phoneposters cant do filenames, retard.

But they can at least I can on WP

Okay, I'm usually pretty secure about being a lanklet, but seriously how the fuck does one react to this without looking absolutely blown the fuck out?

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ahahahahaha just HOW high do you even have to BE just to DO something like that

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

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if anybody touches you without your permission you have the right to punch them square in the face.
at least that's what my mama used to say if i met strangers.

Have superior genes, easy.

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also the cutoff height for 95% of girls.

Ico is easily beaten in 3-4 hours.

this was 10x funnier than the actual punchline

>you have the right to punch them
Good luck with that, Tiny Tim.

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I like it showing up once or twice a year so I can feel more pissed off at it.

But is the embarrassment of being carried around worth throwing a punch, getting floored like a bitch and promptly thrown out of the bar?