I am... inevitable

Contribute.

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noooo...!!! delete this right NOW!!!!!!!

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For me? It's DSP!

never ending trainwreck

BASED

I don't know.
His streams are legitimately fucking boring unless he genuinely rages at a game.
Most of the time it's just fake-positivity bullshit though.

Posting in his chat is a joke because you can be banned at any time for anything whenever his mods perceive your message as negative.

>His streams are legitimately fucking boring unless he genuinely rages at a game.
Which he never does because he reads chat at all times for help. It's actually ironic, he'd probably be way bigger, at least on YouTube, if people watched him struggle with the most basic things.
youtube.com/watch?v=N1DMMPkEQoI
youtube.com/watch?v=lIY5ya3wYDk

youtu.be/wgDzXTsYnjc?t=2613
everything he does is fake these days even the rage for the most part.

I know but his fake-rage moments are so transparent you'll see through them instantly unless you're a brainlet.

Generally whenever online-matches against other players are involved you can always expect some genuine raging.

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This guy is LITERALLY streaming RIGHT NOW and STILL talking about his evo days where he beat some guys at the bullshit Street Fighter event where he placed third.

>I know but his fake-rage moments are so transparent
Oh absolutely. He knows his old schtick of rage is the only thing that got him popular so he hams it up. Same thing with faking enthusiasm or surprise at times. He's a dark husk of a man who is just going through the motions to take money from children and furries, nothing more.

>beat Yea Forums in :
street fighter
dark souls
street fighter again
Yea Forums bros?????????????!????
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?

>mfw he's still bankrupt from that EVO tourney 20 years ago when he had to max out credit cards to even get to the venue

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Yea Forums lost to a literal tranny in smash bros. everybody here is worse than DSP at video games.

Who could even conceivably go after him? Who's willing to risk their cushy e-celeb life to go up against the beast?
youtube.com/watch?v=EM47ywYlKos

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*declaws his cat*
ACK ACK ACK

I agree for the most part.

crouch jumping is a pretty stupid mechanic to be fair

Stupid or not it was a huge staple of FPS games from the 90s/early 2000s and for somebody who played video games more than the vast majority of humans to not get that... whew lad.

>Yea Forums still mad at his 4th place at evo

did he really declaw his cat?

yes

no it's just another meme the people who dislike him spew. much like when they claimed he was seeing an escort which was also a lie

do you think he fucks the cat?

>did he really declaw his cat?
Only explanation that makes any sense, no one in American would spend hundreds of dollars on delcawing a cat and then give them to a shelter. That's like two years of allowance so Phil clearly did it.

DARKSYDE PHIL IN THE HOOOOUSE TONIGHT

Nothing he could do, dood. Cat kept scratching his furniture

>do you think he fucks the cat?
You're thinking of a different lolcow

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twitter.com/Piece_of_Shet/status/1162732816909684736

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why

>DSP becomes stronger with every insult and slander the internet throws at him
I have literally lost count at the times Yea Forums has claimed it was over for him.

>mfw when Yea Forums is worse than chrischan and dsp because both have actually had sex

lean in manual snort

nice projecting, virgin

his ex daughter had such nice feet tho

JERMA VS PHIL JERMA VS PHIL EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

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>hurls himself and his wife ever deeper and deeper in debt just to meme Yea Forums and detractors
He sure is showing us, user!

>chrischan has had sex
>Yea Forums hasn't
explain yourselves.

he can't help it remember

t. Kojima fanboy

user, are you sure you should be posting here? Doesn't Phil need your allowance again?

Oh the cameras on!

Guys I really need your help , I'm in the worst financial situation I ever been in I need that money I really do I need that money.But you don't have to donate, but contributions are greatly appreciated. But if you want to support the streams tipping is the way to go. *SNORT* But listen lately we've been having alot of trolls in our streams and I want to apologize for that, and let you know that if you want to donate but won't because of DETRACTORS you don't have to worry because you can tip anonymously. But yeah, this is the absolutely worse situation I ever been in and I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it this month. Now if someone wants to donate games to me so I can play for you guys, I can do that but it would really help me out if you help contribute to the streams through tips. I'm also having a surprise if we reach $1,000, its huge for the stream and its great news. Oh we made it? Well uh, I'll let you guys know what the surpirse is, just let me stall for a few more minutes to try and get more money *SNORT* but yeah here it is, its my housekeeper cat, jasper and he's totally gonna be joining the streams from now on if he wants ACK ACK ACK. But I really do need that money so if you can contribute that'd be great. Cause this is the worse finical situation I ever been in and I'm not sure if I'm gonna have enough money to pay for jasper and all these games.

Bigs up to Liquid Richard

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piggy brings all the idiots to the yard to throw shekels at him,,,,, disgusting

Dsp is a goddamn cockroach, he will outlive every streamer on the planet until his natural death.

this

>FGC legend
>4th place evo winner
>one of the greatest SF2 turbo players ever
>let’s play pioneer (influenced pewdiepie)
>11 year legacy
>owns 2 houses on both coasts just because
>BMW
>started dating a 17 year old at 30
>traded her in for a thicc housewife
>btfo John Rambo and Howard
>outlasted SoK
>outlasted Machinima
>btfo projared
>got tevin kicked off twitch (youtube next)
>jerked off on stream and got away with it
>kiwis farms is obsessed (dsp general thread has over 4000 posts)
>most tier 3 subs on twitch last year
>got paid 2K to show his cat
>makes 100k a year (IRS seething)
>has completed more games than you can name
Why have you taken the Phil pill yet?

check your inbox :)

Shouldn't you be editing hundreds of hours of Phil's footage in some misguided and deluded attempt to prove that he is a bad player?

whats up phil

>you either donate to Phil nightly or are a standing member of SoK!
You electionfags who unironically defend Phil really struggle with things that aren't black and white, don't you?

it's a little too thick and girthy desu

>brings up the elections out of nowhere
triggered

If you go back and watch Phil's videos from his early days around 2009 you'll see he snorted a lot less back then. It was only around once a video and they were way shorter in duration. He is becoming more corrupted over time.

All good, Hideo

>I am... *snooooooooooort*... inevitable
fixed for you

>posts like an obvious t_d refugee
>gets called out for blatant (You) fishing and newfaggotry, like gobbling DSP cock
>Y-YOU'RE JUST TRIGGERED NOW!
Good luck in biology this fall, kiddo, heard it can be a tough one!

I like how he jerked off on stream using only his imagination. Based.

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Fourth.

>posts like an obvious SoK kid
>gets called out for blatant (You) fishing and newfaggotry, mindlessly hating on DSP like a good Kojima drone
>G-GOOD LUCK IN BIOLOGY CLASS
Back to discord with the rest of the haters

That actually is kinda based, as a porn addict i couldn't do that

pic related, it's me

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