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Epicchads are you ready for another meltdown ?
Justin Foster
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Xavier Morris
Nothing gets me happier than Yea Forums seething so I'm guessing I will enjoy this
Jacob Smith
Ching ching ping pong eat a dog die in an escalator.
Ryder Anderson
More games to pirate without feeling guilty, thanks
Justin Martin
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY GAMES TIMMY NO ITS TOO MUCH I CANT INSTALL A FREE LAUNCHER
Asher Clark
The day before the storm
Henry Rogers
stalker 2 and bannerlord egs exclusive
get cracking on those manifestos Yea Forums
Nathaniel Richardson
The meltdown for Bannerlord would be glorious, but I don't see it happening.
Michael Gray
I hope they dont kill armagan
Oliver Perez
Phil will be there too, show a trailer for AoE4, gameplay for Infinite and then DAB on Sweeneys shitty indie games.
Daniel Gonzalez
>blocks your path
Luis Powell
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH SKINS!!!!
Connor Diaz
subjectline nigger
Gavin Scott
based
Carson Ward
Michael Moore
But I will pirate all their games.
Matthew King
Based if he takes more PS4 games
Grayson Gonzalez
Thank god I stopped caring about Saints Row since it will 100% be exclusive.
Camden Long
>Check out some Epic store tweets
>There are actual people shilling for the client in the comments section
>Some actual retards think that the Epic store is the best store there is
What the fuck am I reading? Surely no-one would do this for free, that shit is even more cucked than being a janny.
Jaxon Parker
nobody likes a store that is filled with literal trash, I can understand them
Robert Howard
How much do you get per post? Legit curious.
Asher Peterson
0.5 steam dollars per post
Nathaniel Gray
People love epic games store. The only people hating are valve shills such as this guy
twitter.com
He's entire life is bitching about epic on twitter, you can't convince me he's not a shill. Even steamdrones are not pathetic enough.....
Oh wait, yes they are
Nicholas Wood
oh wow I cant wait for a bunch of crappy indies
Oliver Martinez
Robert Anderson
This ford nevan is ill (and a console faggot too)
Brody Moore
>its just gonna be some crappy indie titles
>its not gonna be sorely missing features
Luis Bennett
Cameron Robinson
>this is the average epic store hater
wow
Angel Edwards
DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC YOU STARTED A THREAD WITH A SCREENCAPTURE OF A TWITTER POST HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING BASED
Dylan Lee
CUTE CUNNY
Jace Nelson
Well it's a gamescom announcement
Cooper Phillips
Colton Bailey
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE FUCKING EPIC YOU POSTED A SCREENCAPTURE OF A TWEET ABOUT IT RATHER THAN JUST POSTING THE ANNOUNCEMENT ITSELF THIS IS SO FUCKING BASED
Brayden White
fuck off cunnybros i want to discuss this because i am pretty fucking sure death stranding is going to be announced to come to pc as a epic exclusive
Adrian Russell
Adam Williams
You're constant seething isn't going to change a damn thing, settle down you deranged sperg
Isaiah Bennett
are you retarded?
Jaxon Mitchell
FUCKING BASED ABSOLUTELY BASED
Mason Evans
Chase Baker
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE CHINA
John Harris
How did steam become so irrelevant lately? Microsoft,epic and gog are literally shitting on gabenshop
Alexander Gray
Rolling for this, Yea Forums would implode
Ethan Martin
Seek psychiatric help
Bentley Price
>Only game they've sniped I even slightly care about is fucking Tetris.
Ian Morgan
Cunnychads ITT
Caleb Scott
Fuck off Ford Nevan
Jace Morales
Dominic Williams
Fucking BASED bro, you really told him. I'm going to screencapture this post, tweet out the screencapture, and then screencapture THAT tweet, and then I'm going to post the screencaptured screencapture here for BASED and EPIC replies!
Benjamin Young
You become complacent when you have no competition
Elijah Lopez
Robert Edwards
>Weeb pedophiles want to crash the thread because they get utterly BTFO
Lmao
Nathan Gray
>posting virgin 2d cunny instead of chad 3d cunny
lol what, are you scared of getting b& and v&?
Gabriel Hall
It's a free board
Cope, retard
Carson Perez
I have a few hundred dollar in steam cash from scamming kids on steam, what's the best way to exchange that into real cash? Want to get rid of that asap because it's fucking clear steam is as good as dead
Caleb Barnes
i'm not seeing you doing it either
Tyler Gonzalez
Colton Long
Jordan Cook
Jeremiah Diaz
i don't have any to post sorry i was just trying to trick someone in to sharing
Leo Jenkins
You forgot RDR 2 nigga, as a cherry on top
Andrew Gutierrez
>imagine having all this shit saved on your computer
>Imagine wasting your time and flooding the thread like a bot
This is what Tim is doing to steam drones, poor souls
Dylan Ross
those apples made her look like a futa in the thumbnail
Aaron Rogers
Chase Brown
rollerino
Christian Morgan
Isaac Stewart
Based cunnyposter making epic shills seethe
Nicholas Wilson
>”free launcher”
>is actually chink spyware
ISHYGDDT
Brayden Cook
Lincoln Reyes
In that case they shouldn't be shilling for Epic considering most of their games are indie shit
Kevin Reyes
Sebastian Perry
Parker Nelson
>EGSshills dont like loli
based cunnyposter, the base of Epic shitposters worldwide
Owen Harris
>NOOOOOOO CHINK SPYWARE BAD
>*uses windows*
Dominic Cook
>3DPD
>Chad
Go back
Cameron Edwards
Dominic Lewis
NOO chink spywareeeee
Ethan Foster
Ethan Jenkins
it has no DRM, was cracked on day 1, and the pirate version works better than the official version because of the Steam VR requirement
Jeremiah Mitchell
Logan Gray
I have just realized that you are not joking. Obviously steam is to big to fail instantly
Nolan Myers
Levi Fisher
> toppest design
Is it possible to exceed it?
Noah Mitchell
Tim, you have to remake/remaster unreal/shitty awakening.
Logan Wilson
>expecting shit at gamescon
lmao.
Nathaniel Powell
Zachary Sullivan
Well the meltdown is actually here
Gamescom is the new E3 user, nobody has the money to show stuff in Los Angeles
Gabriel Russell
Ryder Bennett
Eli Ramirez
Epic paying for my pirated copy again? Neat
Mason Lopez
When is Gaben gonna get off his fat ol' bum and actually get to making games again?
Landon Bennett
Dominic Scott
>microtransactions
Ugly cosmetics like in Halo 5 or Forza 7
Aaron Gray
Elijah Long
Josiah Price
Owen Rivera
thanks to autistic user for bumping the thread
Elijah Gutierrez
>condom in her mouth
Why? She isn't going to use it
Nicholas Cruz
Soon, Tim is slowly killing his cash cow
Jordan Russell
Brandon Price
>Microsoft
>GOG
But they are putting their new releases on Steam you dumb Sataniaposter.
Alexander Fisher
Daniel Green
Maybe I should make more EGS threads to bait more loliposters, their posts are always pleasing to the eyes
Please post more
Adam Ortiz
Kevin Martin
Post your guesses on whats exclusive
>temtem
>Spongebob bfbb remake
>biomutant
>hollowknight silksong
>bannerlord
>dying light 2
Justin Thomas
Jordan Rodriguez
Ian Rivera
Stalker, Timesplinters and Saints Row for sure, THQ loves EGS (and the free advertising by steamies)
Ryder Gomez
based logic and facts thinker
Ryan Johnson
Lucas Ramirez
Asher Evans
Jayden Turner
Henry Rogers
Jacob Ward
Yooo what's goin on in here
Carter Cox
Joseph Cruz
Isaiah Perry
MODS!!!!!
Charles Hughes
Dylan Rodriguez
>post EGS thread
>gets filled with lolis
>mods ban EGS threads because they all turn into loli threads
I like this loli poster
Kayden Wood
Oliver Walker
Levi Torres
EPIC more like LAME
Nathan Harris
More like Epic Fail haha
Hunter Wilson
nice post friend, I hope it's alright with you that I replied to it
Cameron Rodriguez
Michael Martinez
Adam Rogers
Ryder Long
Nathan Reed
Julian Diaz
Xavier Miller
Robert Taylor
>I can't clean up my computer so nobody can
phone "people"
Luke Brown
Tune in to hear about new games you can torrent guilt free.
Based.
Thomas Price
Samuel Rivera
Technically all EGS exclusives are free because Sweeney already paid for them. No guilt piracy
John Parker
I'm ready for Epic to STILL NOT FUCKING HAVE A SHOPPING CART because Tim is too autistic to have any kind of business foresight
Lucas Wilson
>make a tweet that's perceived as negative by egskeks because it was asking about a future feature
>every single response comes from people with dozens of posts related to Epic on their profiles
>every single person resorts to name calling right away
>every single person claims the feature I name isn't needed at all because popular stores like the playstore and such don't have it
>two weeks later the summer sale happens
>i get the last laugh
shopping cart
Dylan Wright
True, even windows defender caught on.
Joseph Collins
>Exciting games
Boy I wonder what crappy indie games they've poached. lmao
Daniel Young
FUCK
Josiah Scott
>bumping shitty thread
Retards.
Nicholas Gutierrez
bump
Lincoln Wilson
Christian Morales
Dylan Walker
Robert Lopez
Aaron Gomez
Gavin Allen
good thread
Matthew Bell
>this thread
Jesus, Epic shills are a bunch of pedos.
Kayden Torres
Cameron Walker
loliposter you are good, let the steam shills be butthurt
Jaxon Roberts
Didn’t they block the store from China and claim it was for their coworkers when we all know it was to please the PRC
Hunter Williams
Its probably Judgement from Sega on EGS
Landon Phillips
I'm ready for some free games.
Aiden Barnes
>the obvious chink spam thread is still up despite it bein full of cunny
The absolute state of jannies and mods.
Alexander Gutierrez
Plus E3 is fucked after the recent ESA outage
Anthony Torres
>tries to get the thread auto saged or deleted
>not the steam shill
Brainlet
Nicholas Young
>brainwashing her
hot
Justin Hughes
Ayden Fisher
>Setting fire to her
hot
Kayden Harris
>epic thread
>see 100+ replies
>here we go again
>it's just based loli poster cleaning up the board
Keep doing god's work
Aiden Myers
>But I will pirate all their games.
Nathan Smith
>But I will pirate all their games.
Landon Thomas
>I LOVE STEAM EXCLUSIVE AND PEADOPHILIA
Brandon Jenkins
That's pretty weird user, you should get help
Oliver Jones
>that artist
>that character
Ryan Carter
If this somehow gets Valve to make a good game again then Timmy and the Epic boys are truly based
Chase Gomez
Wait, epic doesnt have a shopping cart?
Noah Roberts
Explain what's wrong with pirating EGS exclusives? Tim is already paying for our copies
Nolan Hernandez
This but without the irony
Cameron Jones
Holy shit, I just realized if they ever release whatever they've been working on for the last god knows how many years, every epic shitstain here is going to give credit for it to Timmy.
Ian Butler
lolichads as always saving threads.
Asher Nguyen
Jack Hall
>installing chink spyware
>having to introduce my credit card information on a platform where literal chinks try to bruteforce your account informacion every day
>its has shittier drm than steam's
I don't hate the epic chink store for the fact that that removes games from steam, I hate them because every game they take away is a game that could had potentially been on GOG with no shitty drm.
Adam Price
>I LOVE POSTING WOJACKS THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M POSTING ON REDDIT
Caleb Jackson
Epic is as barebones as a store gets, there is a reason people shit on it
Lincoln Wood
Um, no sweety.
It's just another launcher and if you claim anything else you are a toxic consumer.
Isaiah Sullivan
Oh thank god that I don't give af
Evan Garcia
Based loli chad
Angel Brooks
I cannot explain why but crotch tattoos are so fucking hot.
Tyler Phillips
Jason Fisher
>installing chink spyware
>having to introduce my credit card information on a platform where literal chinks try to bruteforce your account informacion every day
Read that again, find a flaw in your reasoning.
>>its has shittier drm than steam's
It literaly have no drm, developers need to provide their own if they want to have it on epic.
Logan Rivera
Matthew Brown
NOOOOOOO DADDY GABEN
Matthew Walker
Henry Clark
Easton Martinez
epicshills confirmed retarded
Brody Mitchell
Hunter Jackson
Owen Anderson
Jackson Stewart
Epichinks absolutely annihilated by the
C ute
U ltra
N igger
N egating
Y ouths
poster
Dylan Jenkins
Stalker 2 will release on gog, Bannerlord will never release.
Joshua Ortiz
>copcraft
mate that's not a loli, that's a womanlet
Luis Smith
Based loli thread
Parker Baker
>There is a reason why steam drones hating it
Yes they are ill
Aiden Thomas
Based. Fucking steam babies
Andrew Reed
>Refusing to have sex with her
Excuse me?
Noah Nguyen
How fucking bonkers are people gonna get when red dead 2 is announced as an epic exclusive?
Brayden White
RDR2 is FREE? Absolutely amazing!
A big thanks to my man, Timmy.
Sebastian Torres
cute and funnypilled
Ayden Harris
>Slapping
hawt
Grayson Gutierrez
oh shit more free games based
Bentley Wood
>f-free games right stea- priate bros
Sebastian Martinez
I think it may be unironically the most epic thing ever
Noah Kelly
C-Cunny poster, where are you?
Samuel Cooper
It's probably Death Stranding