REAL Konami reveal from gamescom:

she has tits tho

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Surely they learned a V engine rehash wouldn't work after Survive, SURELY.

>joos
how about a real woman?

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Is she posing in front of a Honda suv? Fucking kek

>no hips
>but extremely defined abs
Looks hot until you realize how awful it actually is

why are rockwallers the cutest pups

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She looks kind of unhinged.

As established in the last thread, they are saggy pancakes.

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She's holding in a big poo and needs to concentrate

Léa is a goddess.

>saggy pancakes
proofs?

she was raped by old Japanese managers at Konami

I would still suck them and play with them til the earth stopped turning tbqh

it was a fun game but it fell apart near the end but i dont understand all the comeback hype due to just a rumor that probably wont even come to fruition
besides the demon edition idea seemed kinda shit anyway because i dont really trust a story about MGS without kojambo

They're more pears than pancakes

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Are you blind?

REAL Konami reveal from gamescom:
>5 new games for their shitty little console

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they look nothing like pears

Unironically used goods that engaged in hardcore lesbomancy.
Also uglier face, has that almost man-like androgynous look.
Joosten isn't a 10/10 but at least she's very feminine.

but that engine's pretty good and very well optimized for low end machines, which is a rarity these days with the resource huggers like UE4 that everyone uses.

This photo is shopped

they look normal boobs to me

>lesbomancy
hold the fuck up, women can predict the future by having sex with each other?

Not in a bra they don't, but let them loose and they'll look round at the bottom and thin at the top near the shoulder.

>no bush showing

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Google "Blue is the Wamest Color", it's French Jewish hardcore lesbomancy porn movie in which Lea engaged in like 20 minutes of straight up cunt and ass licking.

most boobs are like that

*ahem*

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ugly belly button

FUCK OFF CARAMEL WRYYYYYYYYYY

Look how airbrushed and fake that looks.

>used goods
Has this term ever been used by somebody other than a bitter virgin?

Look at how little her hips stick out relative to hey waist. She has no hips.
Here's what a woman with real hips can do.

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why do you guys bully her so much
she hasn't done anything wrong (she hasn't done anything period really)

No. The amount of incel posting ITT is amazing. I love when losers who have never seen real tits with their naked eyes start reviewing tits online, shits hilarious.

Where's that gif of her blushing furiously while being shown SFM animations of her in-game model.

Because we love her but she is on the fast track to destroying herself.
Our girl is falling for the memes

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Are Joost threads back?

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>Quiet is back
nigga she's literally dead.

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she needs to see the BBC vids and the proceed to get fucked by an actual BBC

Grow up and get a boyfriend Joost

Isnt this Chanel Santini? I love her girlcock so much

>mgsv
>great game
Nigger

Yeah but you're missing the point. Everyone's already played V, a new game should require a new system or a strong reinvention of the original at the very least.

I thought the game was great.

Me feevourrrite types of magic

Fucking hell didn’t realise we were being invaded by roasties

As long as we don't delve too deep an

why are you so obsessed with black cock?

..user?

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>Using reddit incel terms
Go back

No this is an autistic girl that Yea Forums stalks for some reason

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Just don't dox her again and the mods will treat it like every other e-celeb thread and not delete it.

Seething roastie.

I have a benis wenis

I guarantee the people still left at Konami who worked on MGS could write a more coherent and less autistic story than him. After all Silent Hill was made by the odds and ends guys to start. I love the MGS games but sometimes theres stuff that makes it past the editors that baffles me. Like explaining the entire plot with nanomachines.

>I'm going to this yearly event for the first time this year

what?

its for an indie game she was in or some shit

>hfw she has a job again

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>implying she's even in indie games
Nah, she's going there to "put herself out there" in the hope of getting work

The one with the horse is legit hot
horse fucker

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a wrinkly old man benis with dangling beef ballsack

>Hey I remember Stef threads
>I wonder how big my folder became
>3,412 images

What the hell was I thinking?

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SHE NEEDS a better quality body scan preferably fully nude

post rare stefis

Nah, the one where Venom fucks her on the helicopter after a BJ is the best. Horse is way too unrealistic with insane mooking gapes and the horse cock looking like a balloon

Can someone please post the sources of the weeb Joost posted in the previous thread, thanks bros.

Which Joost?

The POV horse blowjob by the interrogator is kino.

What do you mean? Proof that she's a weeb? Because posting her social media from during her underage weeaboo phase will get us deleted, mods don't like that.
If you want to see her go full fujoshit just watch any of her Final Fantasy game streams from her Twitch. They're all on her YT, StefPlays

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give up you're not fooling anyone

Would be ok with that, wanted it on Switch for ages

quall > joos

Sauce

Caramel pls, we all know MGSVI is what will really happen, not your gay demon edition
Pls post your cutest rare stefanies

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>You are now remembering the daily panics of the Dean saga

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BRO YOU BETTER RAR THAT SHIT AND UPLOAD IT POST HASTE.

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If I were on /hr/ or some other nsfw board I'd commence a dump, but I just got out of a ban and I can't be arsed lmao

pussy

Just upload it on myairbridge.com/en/ and share the link.

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If you start a thread elsewhere I'll gladly contribute.

>this is 0/10 on Yea Forums

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Yea Forums very biased, bro.
they love azn plastic freaks

old, ugly, unfunny and no character

Has she had a boob job?

Every time I look for it I can't find it, which is weird because someone linked it earlier. I did find other cool stuff though.
Here's a new Stefanie interview
youtube.com/watch?v=dcYwiQosoGM
Also apparently she did get another movie role. I guess her career isn't entirely gone.
youtube.com/watch?v=fBru_kJg9A0

She's pretty IRL, but something about how Quiet looks in game is just kind of weird, especially compared to other MGS characters.

>THE MISSING LINK THAT COMPLETES THE SAGA

Probably stuffing her bra

I'll play along. Why would Konami bother?

No way? Proof

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they redid her body iirc and she doesnt have makeup in game i think?

I want to lick her knees bros

Because they want more money from the MGS franchise and V sold really well. This is gonna be another attempt to cash in.

Based poplitealfag.

>She's pretty from her carefully chosen angles, but something about how she looks when you can look at her from any angle is just kind of weird
You don't say..

But they just don't do vidya anymore. Unless p*chinko finally got outlawed entirely.

>finally bridges the gap between X and MG1
bitch I've been hearing this since 2006

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But it's really happening this time. They really don't have anywhere else to go with the franchise and the heads of Konami are skeptical about having a female protagonist and making a game about the Boss. They're open to a spinoff with Quiet because she's popular, but otherwise they want the main character to be one of the Snakes

hi, im agent holden ford, and this is my partner bill tench. we're with the behavioural science unit of the FBI.

we'd like to ask you some questions.

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>look it up
>it's a short film
>the only actual movies she did were in 2017
Nope. Still dead career.

She said that Kojima promised her she would have a role but she never got a call back. She was hayter'd

>Diamond Dog
>that midriff
More like Diamond Dong.

Hello newfriend.

>rockwallers

>rockwallers

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Will Stefanie ever become the big hollywood star she deserves to be?

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maybe a career in milf porn

>no tits
And that's a good thing!

Not after big Harv got caught

She looks like a horse anyways

But Stefanie refuses the casting couch. Harvey would have been a hindrance because he would have hired a thot in her place.

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she's fucking ugly and you're a simp

Incel

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why are you faggots obsessed with her?

honestly, she isn't even that pretty. her face is a 6 or 7/10 at most. that is, when she smiles.

her body is a 6.5/10. where is ass, where are the tits, where are the curves?

She looks nothing like Ikumi Nakamura

why is Yea Forums so obsessed with a 6/10?

She looks like a gay hapa boy here. God I want to fuck his mouth.

she should get blacked

There are multiple autistic girls Yea Forums stalks. Ikumi is pretty based but Stefanie is my one true 3d waifu.
Because she's an 11/10

True as Nakamura is fuck ugly

>no tits
>no ass
>11/10

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Never forget.

Porn doesn't pay much any more. Blacked pays more but you'd be surprised how little those girls are willing to fuck niggers for.
Stefanie still has small gigs she works that pay her that same money.

If I wasn't too lazy to make weebums I'd make one of her FFXV playthrough where she mentions that she absolutely loves eggs and eats lots of them every morning.
Yea Forums's "you have to eat all the eggs" approach will actually enamor this girl

Link and time?

>Implying

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that's a butt at best, not an ass

I don't remember exactly but it was either in the 3rd or 4th VoD of the playthrough on her yt channel. She's talking about the food in the game when you set up camp and mentions how much she loves eggs and eats them every day. I'll go look for it.

lol ok ireland

>that midriff

what a whore

hello negros

More of a bum than a butt

>white bois

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When did Hank Hill get a sex change?

I want to burry my face in that

Imagine the shit that comes out of that

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she's pretty cute I suppose.

NVM found it, it was in part 1
youtu.be/9T_Fo1ZTuFU?t=4763
Time is 1:19:23

The stunted way of talking in her accent makes her sound autistic in a cute way

She literally is autistic.
Also she speaks 4 languages, Dutch, English, Japanese and French.

She probably isn't though.

That's because she is autistic. Actually autistic. Diagnosed and everything.

For a female she's autismal as fuck. Autistic girls are super normie by autistic guy standards though.

I can't stand how cute she is.

citation sneeded

>finally bridges the gap between PW and MG1

Fuck that, i want another futuristic Metal Gear with a new Boss clone, Adult Sunny and Old Raiden, gameplay is a modern take on MGS1.

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stop taking my attention off pups you fucking gamer

Never actually heard her talk before. She's just a huge dork lmao.

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That sounds fucking terrible, God I hate MGSV, that shitty game and all its characters just needs to be buried and forgotten

Why nobody lust over B&B?

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>Autistic girls are super normie by autistic guy standards

That's because autism is virtually a male disease. The ratio is something like 1 autistic female for 50 autistic males. Sacha Baron Cohen cousin's does research on that and he suggested autism is a form of "extreme male brain". In averages male brains are more system oriented and less people oriented and autism is exactly that but dialed to an extreme. And it would also explain why it appears more rarely in women. Also female autists get diagnosed late in life, by the early teens to early twenties, male autists get diagnosed by age four or five.

Why Death Stranding doesn't have boobs?

Because Margaret has no boobs and they nerfed Lea's boobs

>Mama

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You got a source on that?

Here's more Stefanie talking about food.
youtu.be/uCfvejo2WkM?t=3465

She basically eats the same things that I do, it's very weird.

yikes

Literally no sexual features

WHY CAN'T KOJIMA JUST HIRE HER FFS!

WHO CARES IF BITCH HAS NO TALENT!

HE PROMISSED HER!

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>licked the cunt of a coalburner

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How does a girl that young hit the wall so quickly?

>I need the protein!

>black baby posted as proof that shes
>single and looking for love
Every single time.

I really want this to be real, but it probably isn't so fuck you OP

the internet has ruined me. my first thouht was "I bet there's people out there with a massive fetish for knees like hers"

Thats her after Death Stranding, she is just damged goods for Brad.

Sorru I du not know you. Havu we met beforu?

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>downgrading from Stefanie to fucking Snookie from Jersey Shore
Jesus Christ Kojimmy-san what happened to you?

That's exactly what I want too, fuck all this prequel garbage

Does anyone know the name of that SFM video where D-Dog knots with stefanie and tries to run away but since the knot is stuck in her pussy he drags her along?

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>personality
well she's a woman

> this is what nu-v considers a 10/10

Literally a stick

That happened in real life, Kojima has the film

damn nice tuck job.

>caring about that
>not caring that she said she knows how to cook
semencranium tbqh. You should be looking for marriageable qualities not lewd shit.

I miss Hideo...what the fuck happened to him? it looks like Kojima completely took over

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She actually has a really good reason for exposing her midriff, and once her game comes out I bet you'll feel real silly for making such a comment.

now thats some insane photo shop skillz m8, real sick

Imagine if Stefanie actually read these threads and Yea Forums is the reason behind her depression

Bros I want to kiss them... Its not fair... I cant take it...

Your wife died of egg poisoning.

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Kojima's nipples?

I wish she did.
She loves attention, I'm sure she wouldn't mind how many nerds are still obsessively in love with her years later.
I'm sure the dog/ horse shit would upset her but other than that she might actually take our advice.
Stop trying to be famous Stefanie, focus on building a family and securing your future instead. This chase will not make you happy.

Meanwhile at Kojima Productions

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> She loves attention

*women

JOOST

What's with her and weird faces?

youtu.be/ABz2m0olmPg

Good face, shame about the sticc body

>is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1566155721154.webm
VERY based. Thank you user.

>no tits
>no ass
>huge man feet

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>french
but why?

She has tourrettes

I actually don't know. She speaks it in the new short film she's in, I had no idea she spoke it before.

Lmao is this seriously what he replaced her with? I don't care much about the Joo girl but holy shit Kojima is one dumb motherfucker and I think I actually hate him now. Fucking burnt out old Jap hipster cunt.

I don't like hi res Kojima, he's looking so old now.

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No he replaced her with

Its just a fucking picture

Why doesn't she live in Japan anymore? Can't she afford it?

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Yeah that neck..he looks like one of the old NPCs from Shenmue

>guys, at least I'm not fat. Right guys?

no work unless she was willing to become a bar slut

She literally lives in a trailer house

Imagine replacing a generic but perfectly fine looking cutie with this roastie bitch just because MUH TARANTINO CONNECTION. Kojima is pretty pathetic.

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Nope. She normally doesn't make much. This year she was in one short film, sang at the Tokyo philharmonic orchestra once, was on one episode of TV and did VA for Spacelords. This was a good year but she still probably made below the average annual salary for that. In 2018 she had no work at all.

She is 30yo and has no boyfriend/hubby. Must be all lonely on these summer nights.

Her being european, do you think she lets her 2 dogs knot her pussy on a daily basis?

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Does the gap between her teeth just get bigger every year?

Imagine cumming through her tooth gap.

That dog is the mascot of her modeling agency. He's called Mickey and her other dog is called Sora. Fucking Kingdom Hearts weeb

jfc pull your pants up

Kojima can fuck her toothpussy with his small ricecock. That's why he hired her.

She can easily find a guy with decent money but she is just being a drama bitch

with reaction like that to attempted licking, no.

kek'd

With that nigger tier gap in her teeth?

>toothpussy
>ricecock
I'm dead over here.

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Reminder Kojimbo wanted these two but they turned him and his shit game down.

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>Caramel's back at it again

Thought thay faggot offed himself after VGA's 2018?

i hate all the promo art with her face
>omg look how i look into into the horizon am i deep yet??

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genuine laughter
good one user

Childhood is liking Joosten
Adulthood is knowing Lea is vastly superior.

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No reason for them to accept to be honest, they get roles all the time, the redneck did it because he only have the walking dead and mads is just a model

>Used up jewllywood whores
No, thanks

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soulless eyes - common to women who are hitting the wall with no relief in sight. they wasted the best years of their lives on vapid and petty shit and wake up too late. pray for them.

She looks like Kimbra and I wanna cum in her mouth

I assume you only found out you had a meat toilet fetish when you became an adult?

she lives at her mom's house

and Lea who would do anything for money, a literally who nigga and fat fuck who was happy someone wanted to model him

>She is 30yo and has no boyfriend/hubby
>falling for the old nip idol trick

You just know

>>Quiet is back
only fucking retards liked her.

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Can 3dpd fuckers fuck off from this website? jesus you normalfags are an embarrassment

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Why Gen z girls look like dudes? are the roles getting mixed?

She constantly pulls away when the dog licks her. You just know she doesn't do anything with him.
I imagine Stefanie is scared as fuck of interacting with dogs after all the shit she's seen on rule34

women have never been emotionally attached to their romantic partners though

Quiet is 2D, Stefanie is 3D. She literally transcends the boundaries of 2D and 3D.

reminder this was a /pol/ meme that was trying to get this shit accepted by feminists so that inceldom basically becomes retroactively okay.

of couse it is, she doesn't have a dick

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At least she's not letting the fucking dog lick her goddamn lips all the white girls in America let disgusting dog breath on their lips.

Is it true that the Joost has never had a bf before?

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they should keep trying to push it, because it will backfire and it would be funny to me. girls would use it to get taken out on dates and shit then decide they're "emotionally celibate" to weasel out of any long term responsibility

She's had the same one for like, 6 years now

girls are becoming more ugly and masculine, boys are becoming cute and feminine. welcome to new earth

of course its not true you fucking retard. Any moderately attractive woman has men coming at her from every angle BEGGING to get a sniff. It's possible she's maybe never had a "long term" relationship but if you think any pretty girl is a virgin you're a complete fucking retard

Dean is not canon

>Quiet is back
Guess the trailers will need a trigger warning.

Joost is a goddes compared to this bitch.

>B tier waifu wars

She had a bf during MGSV. Doesn't seem like she does now though.
Proofs?

gonna need proof lads

Who do you think takes the Instagram shots? Protip: It ain't a good friend

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>single looking for love
>every single time
I see what you did there user.

More than likely her mom lol

Soon everyone will be Lesbian and Gay.

Her Uncle who rape her and beat her everyday?

And straights will be the devil

>Ojos Normales
¿Qué quiso decir con eso?

That's an older pic. Most of the stuff on her instagram is clearly selfies she herself took. Even then she mightve had a tripod for these

>Quiet is 2D
Are you blind or just pretending?

French (or German) are mandatory classes in dutch high school

Sounds more like she's deaf to me.

youtube.com/watch?v=J5Grr35FwnI

Sad...

Your screen is 2D m8.

Time to post a superior woman. Dichen Lachman should be in the new MGS, not Joost.

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>weird legs
>face of a gray alien
Eww no. Stefanie or bust.

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I’d actually prefer that over some shitty konami mgs game. Could finally retire my ps3 and vita.

horseface if i ever saw one

Bomberman for the Switch

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Yea Forums is full of fags confirmed

Just sound like you’re gay.

Oh It's you again.

Kek, you can see her bending her fucking knees and sticking her ass out.

LA GOBLINA

The incel terms you use are fucking gay, but I have to agree. Kojima has a boner for big Hollywood actors that he needs to get over.

youtu.be/J5Grr35FwnI

I hope we get the option to kill her in-game lul

She looks like her mom fucked a horse. Hard pass.

Another missing link game huh, imagine it...

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turns out a "Missing Link" game is the key to making the best game in the series

rotwailers

Portable Ops was better than PW

It really wasn't.

Why did you do it Kojima-San?

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What the fuck, what is this body type even called?

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Ayylmao

If you check the instagram descriptions, she literally credits most of those photos to her "modeling agency", i.e. mom and dad lel

rectangle, or some shit.

Imagine touching her feel her bones

Based

Doesn't matter how good the game will be, it will flop because muh kojumbo, del taco sperging like a manchild with fuckonami and their legion of cocksuckers

>touching her feel her bones

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Sorry to be off topic but konami is not showing anything

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Arch-Vile

take that mgs demon edition cucks

Fuuuckk

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based t b h

imagine her sitting on your face

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>disgusting obese body crushing you
>foul brap stench of rotten KFC
Imagine Joosten sitting on your face instead. She's so tiny you could bounce her up and down with your tongue

her ass would make my dick look so fucking small. that's why i like petite and short girls. my dick in a petite woman's hand looks fucking HUGE

pedo

And more...

To be fair, he would legitimately sell his fucking soul to all of the Hollywood elite jews for a chance to get closer to more stars. His cult-like fanaticism with Hollywood is no secret, he admits his love for film all the time. I'm not against him liking movies, but when it affects his games it becomes a problem like with MGSV.

For MGSV he scrapped a bunch of Kiefer's voice lines because he saw the new Mad Max and thought Max was "cool" by being silent all the time so he made Venom mute. That kind of faggy shit is why I don't fully take Kojima's side. I'm sure that on some level, Konami was absolutely fucking right to fire him and treat him like shit for blowing money on his Hollywood fantasies. I like Kojima a lot, but even I have to admit he can be a humongous faggot that can make anything not-vidya real quick.

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Geoff is kojima boyfriend if konami is announcing something he wont host them

i said petite women not little girls you fucking inbred.

>going to gamescom

Who was that youtube couple where the chick fucked multiple guys at gamescom? Or was that some other event? Guy looked like a water head.

There's no bf for her to cheat on, she's probably traveling with parents

Sorry to tell you all but I'm going to fuck her guys, in the ass probably. All mine.

Go for it. Cum inside too, and then take responsibility. She needs someone to settle her down

bet she'll moan like a W H O R E

I bet she'll be awkward and like a dead fish.

Eat a dick fag

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hes using his sneaking skills to get into hollywood.
youtube.com/watch?v=3kJ6teziod8

OH SHIIIIET Stefanie will be in my town. Alright guys, this is it. I'm gonna make her my gf and we're gonna lose our virginities to each other. I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!

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Record it

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ayyy lmao

Why does she love to show her navel?

>eye shape and voice are signs of being some form of celibate
Nobody's gonna buy this, scrap the genetic factors and try again.

Make sure to do this And with facecam.
After these threads we are going to have an army of autists hounding her to be their gf.

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Because I love to see her navel. Don't tell me you wouldn't lick those flat girly abs

based.

JFC cover up that navel, fuckin disgusting whore. get that shit circumcised if you're going to flaunt it

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That ass is not built for white boys though. This is why most white boys would prefer Joosten. White women are beautiful therefore are for loving face to face. Black women are built for BBC therefore they fuck from behind, prone bone, doggy style, etc.

Midriff>All

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There's like 5 MGSV "leak" threads right now. Are you guys THIS FUCKING THIRSTY?

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Fuck Death Stranding and fuck Kojima.

Konami pride worldwide. Hail Metal Gear.

Yes? The average user on Yea Forums tend to be the upper tiers of attractive, and as superior specimen, we should not lower ourself to horses

it's still against the law to fuck animals

I would lick them and I would penetrate her navel so hard she would ask me to stop

even her body looks autistic

Yes. We're still salty that we were denied our Joost

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go look at her teeth and tell me how good she looks
legit lost my boner as she opened her mouth

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Upload it on imgur or something nigger.

both are gross to me.

get laid lol

Can we get a headcount on all the autistic spergs who are gonna chase Stefanie around the convention with bouquets of flowers tomorrow?

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oh boy is it Caramel season already? What's it gonna be this time chap? surprise ruse? Konami was behind it all along? DS is gonna be a preview of this game?

Caramel's are the other 4 threads about Demon edition, trying to drown out the truth

oh shit, didn't expect to run into the Yea Forums hapa poster here. strange times.

*neighs*

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I almost fap with this girl

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>tfw the /joosten/ board is dead

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Fat with no substance, try again.

Because that's a whole lot of crazy.

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does anyone have that picture of her using a computer, i think someone else was present as well

I don't see how anyone could ever care about Konami anymore. They officially stated they are now a mobile focused company some time ago. A lot of the projects you see coming out are just shit that has been in development for years and their swan song for real games.

Man, I really miss Joostposting.

The reused MGS3 character textures in MPO always triggered me for some reason.

Don't tell that to Fanfic Editionfags.

>Anorexic skeletons that have their body shutting down
No thanks.

As do we all

>I deleted my Joost folder
feels bad man

Why would you delete it? Think of all the memories, gone like tears in the rain

Joost posting was dead. So was alot of other waifu posting of the time. I had just gotten a girlfriend and was turning shit around.

Now she's gone, Joost is back, and I'm here with nothing to show of it.

Imagine having her tied up forcing her to arch her back with that outfit and sticking a toothpick on her navel
Not so proud of her perfect midriff now

>Another "MISSING LINK TO METAL GEAR" game
I see they learned nothing from Kojima's greatest failure which is every fucking Big Boss game since Portable OPS. It should have ended with Snake Eater.

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Haha wouldn't it be funny if you raped her and she cried? Haha

The Lara thread is that way -->

>not wanting to cuddle her
Imagine having your arm around her as she lays her head on your chest.
>having a non-Joost gf
Im sorry for your lots.

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Haha wouldn't it be so weird if you like broke into her home one night and drugged her breakfast with rohypnol then waited inside her home until she fell asleep. Then you dragged her body to the bath tub and undressed her. Then you took out a large scalpal and severed her limbs, cauterizing the wounds as you go along. Then you put a gag on her and stuff her little mangled body inside a suitcase and take her back to your place where you keep her limbless body strapped to a bed so you can use her body like a fleshlight whenever you feel like it. Of course you would keep her well fed with birth control and have to account for her bowels releasing. Haha that would be so weird.

No you fag.

REAL REAL Konami leak:
>your gay lol

Based

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Literally how?

I always assumed it was BBC news since I live in Canada. This just makes it 100x funnier.

If only....

>1 Joost thread hit bump limit today
>this one is coming up on it too
Based

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>Joost with scarification
Literally disgusting. Also how do you even pronounce that?

She's a WEEB

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High school Joost just ain't right. Although her tummy was even more perfect then

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damn look at that cute awkward joost.

>aint right

Are you high? She's PERFECT here.

>she

>tanning bed 24/7
>painted hair to look Asian
Naw, natural Joost will always be best Joost

>You'll never fall asleep in her embrace while she gently hums Quiet's theme into your ear

god I hate that theme, I think the melody is fine but joosten can't sing or hum for shit
I'm glad Kojima ditched her, she was the weakest cast I've ever seen him choose for an actor

Then do I have a video for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=LWwyn_N76as

this sounds faker than the fanservice fake leak yesterday lol

HMMMMMMM
HUUUUUUUUHH HUUUUHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DUBBBBUUUUHHHHHHH DUHHH
DOOOBLY DOOOOOO
DUUUUUUMDIDLY DUM

Based as fuck.

That's a man.

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Wouldn't happen since (as a med fag) I can assure you she wouldn't survive such shock and blood loss. Such endeavor requires a whole team to pull such shit off and then you would have to account for said blood loss, lack of going into shock and even then the infection since performing surgery in a fucking bathtub or alike would be a dead sentence in a case of such scope. I mean antibiotics could work theoretically but then the blood clothing, post surgery bleeding, inflammatory response off the roof etc. Almost 99% sure she would die there and then.

I want to fuck that man(female)!

haha what if you surgically extracted her colon and sniffed it haha

>not sniffing her colon by burying your nose in her ass
Not gonna make it bruh

Why won't Stefanie come back to streaming bros? I miss her

She's too busy being a neet and going to conventions

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But she barely even does that. She barely does anything. REEEEEEE is it really so hard to show up? I don't even watch streamers but I watched her.

She's a boring person honestly. Better seen than heard.

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She is REALLY shy from what she's streamed on twitch and stuff. Seems like a smart person with some good taste, but definitely an introvert who happens to have good looks.

All womemes are. But this one was actually persistent at videogames and made my cold shriveled black heart melt.

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>Quiet is back
Bullshit, I shot her in the last game.

Noncanon

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Why did we need this?

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To finally bridge the gap between MGS3 and MG1

women think opening their eyes really wide is attractive because the thousands of dongs they've taken up their blown out hole told them their eyes were pretty because its the easiest jack shit comment you can make to shag some retarded skank

KEK KEK KEK KEK KEKITY KEK KEK KEK KEK CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

You are all pathetic in multiple ways.
1. She's 3dpd.
2. She's not even THAT good looking. Girls in MGS4 were HOT. Especially that blonde latex girl.
Stefanie is barely 7/10 without make up. An average gal.
Not ugly, not super model. Worshiping mediocrity is pathetic.
3. Her character one of the worst character in mgs. She wasn't necessary.
It was bad and cringy fan service. BREATHES THRU SKIN... PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT FUCK OFF GOOK THIS SHIT IS DUMB AS HELL.
BnB in MGS4 were cringy too, but they were hot.
her like she's the most beautiful girl on the planet, while she's barely okayish.
NO ASS, NO TITS.
She looked RIDICULOUS in that outfit.
An amateur-cosplayer level average gal but Kojima presents her like a she's goddess or something.
Go outside, there are more beautiful girls on street.

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Come the fuck on now. You're seriously going to pretend billie eilish isn't hot as fuck? Like that one movie where a girl wears a ponytail and glasses, and people treat her like a nerd. Billy wears a deadpan expression and baggy clothes, and we're supposed to believe she's not at least a 9/10?

Lol ok retard

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>He thinks bigger butts have bigger shits.
I bet you think drinking milk makes you cum more too.

>NO ASS, NO TITS
To be fair, they fixed that problem in game. I think her face works well as a game character, because it HAS character. A lot of models look good, but they're so generic, that they don't stand out. A large amount of attractive comes from homogeneity. Stef looks interesting because her mouth is just bit too wide, and her head a bit too tall. She has an interesting face, not just a pretty one.

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Never stick your stick in a crazy chick.

How many men do you think she's fucked?

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So man fucking incels on this board. Ya'll should be only lists to be sterilised.

Based and eggpilled

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I would put the number around 20 just based on her being relatively shy but also being Dutch (second sluttiest country behind New Zealand). It's hard to tell because she acts so proper and autistic and is relatively reclusive, but is also in a highly sexualized industry in a country of whores.
Normally girls make it easy to guess but Joost is a wildcard.

Reminder that Joosten is the ideal woman and there's nothing you tumblrinas or trannies can ever do to change that.

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>properly holds glass
she's a cultured waifu

>Better seen than heard.
That's why she played a mute in MGSV.

The roastie thing is a meme, it's a lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

HMMM HMMM HMMMMMMM

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That's why I can't hold it against Kojima for trading her up for Lea with Death Stranding. I actually own Hostage X on DVD. Heard it's a trainwreck.

>actually buying Stefanie's movie
Have you not tried watching it? Honestly is did look dumb.

what is with Yea Forums's obsession with this 4/10

>tfw Stefanie will never bake you cookies

It's on my backlog. I have lots of movies I still haven't gotten around to seeing.

>Crazy eyes always get me diamonds
>It's Joost doing them

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something something virgins

>omg a girl plays video games
>OMG SHE LIKES ANIME
>OMG SHE'S A NERD LIKE ME
>OMG OMG OMG SHE'S PURE NOT LIKE THOSE ROASTIES
Fucking cringe.
I always hated 3dpd waifufags. First it was thta LMAORANDOM boxxy, then that tictock whore and this horsefaced weeb

Bro Stephanie was Yea Forums's love long before Tiktok even existed. I don't think you understand, you will regret your thoughts and deeds

because shes autistic like them

So? Are you proud drooling over some thot?
Pathetic. End yourself.

I don't take pride in enjoying one thing or another. Are you proud of yourself for showing us pathetic virgins how alpha you are for not liking this one girl that wouldn't even look your way if you ran into her in the street?

Kek this thread is still alive...

It'll probably 404 soon. Let's see if it manages to hit bump limit before then

idk, but she literally looks autistic but no guy will ever call her out on her bullshit because she surrounds herself with lonely gamer dudes that would drink her bathwater.

No one's arguing against that. Any fit women at 25-35 are perfection.

konami reveal is more info about that shitty mini console the revealed during E3
Stop being hypped you fools

does Joost enjoy baseball?

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No, just video games, anime, and baking. I'm assuming this is from some kind of horse video or something?

haha imagine smelling her shoes

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This thread is so fucking creepy.

Can you imagine, Stefanie has to deal with this in real life and yet she keeps seeking it out because the attention is like heroin

>Quiet is back

Low tier bait btw but didn't she fucking died by the Vocal Chord Parasite?

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That's the idea, yeah.

Kojima left it open-ended so you can always pull nanomachine bullshit. She went off into the desert to die but we never saw a corpse. The book that has her set herself on fire after leaving Venom is noncanon

>The book that has her set herself on fire after leaving Venom is noncanon

Well that fucking sucks.

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i bet shes getting BLACKED

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fake

>Giving her birth control
>Not repeatedly impregnating her so that you can groom the daughters to take her place when she eventually dies

So close to being based but you missed the mark at the very end.

I am so ashamed of my words and deeds. Thanks, Kojima-sama.

theres so much wrong with this game but theres also so much right with the game. all the game needs is a rework and it will be gotc. not kidding. i think its worth another shot to get right

sour grapes

the dog shes walking isnt a pure bred rockwaller

me :)

She's a model, she knows that fat nerds jerking off to her feet is a work hazard and I bet she loves the thought of it