Why did bethesda make argonians such überchads? There is literally no reason to play as anything else

>tfw nerevar was argonian

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>No reason to play anything else
I wonder what it's like having no self-respect...

It's the same shit. You prop this garbage up because you're sad and lonely, and have developed degenerate sexual fantasies. Whether they have fur or scales, you're still pathetic.

Swimming is useless. Fuck scalies.

Lol yeah ok dude
You just keep jerkin it to your gay cartoon animals cuz
Ill leave you alone lmao

*jewish
Dunmer and Altmer are most jewish races, while Bosmer are retarded autistic cousins that love human meat and hugging trees.

Bretons are the chaddest. Imagine being part lorkhan and aedric on top of being merchant princes.

They were bullied, then after oblivion they went all school shooter on them and took over Vvardenfel

What triggered you sweety?

Love how Morrowind got destroyed. Serves the Elf niggers right.

orsimer are the most powerful race in the world

>That part in the thief questline when the room gets flooded with water.

>humans panicking
>argonian chad just chilling in that shit

>Not playing ingame equivalent of black jesus
It's like you dont know how to have fun user.

>defeated deadra and closed Oblivion gates singlehandedly
>BTFO'd Dumner out of their own homes
>live in a region full of poisonous swamps
>don't whine about racism in Skyrim like Dunmer, but use the opportunity to work in the docks and sewers and stealing whatever they can
Sound pretty chad-like to me.

das rite

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And had massive fucking tits and rode imperial dick.

he cute

*and had a massive scaly dick

>Hemipenis

Cum dump for their human masters

Shut up, you don't know shit about the lore

>Create Dragonball mod for Skyrim
>Argonians are now Namekians
>Bretons are now Saiyans
>Imperials are now Androids
>All elf races have been merged together into Frieza race transformations. High Elf is now Golden Frieza form.
>Orc now Majin Buu race
>Install unarmed combat mod
>Install beam magic mod
>Now you have a westernized Dragonball game.

Any race can be dragonborn

>Mfw the Dunmer rise up and kill all the outlanders in their beds

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nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/81221
Wonder what it'd look like with this enb

>Not wanting to be a female Argonian Dragonborn and using your lineage to receive miles of hot Nord cock

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I wanna marry a raspy voiced argonian woman

I want to be your raspy voiced argonian woman.

How can dun*Er women even compete?

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MOMMY

can a dragon be a dragonborn?

>build your civilisation around an active supervolcano

Nobody ever said Dunmer were smart.

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SAVE ME, ALMSIVI!

>betray your peoples divinely chosen leader
>cursed to be niggerelves
>he comes back, here's your chance for redemption
>betray him again
Wow...

>hohoho traveller thanks for getting the staff of magnus for me I'll be taking that

>argonians used to have hair

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Amazon argonians do things to my dick.

kek

>slaves to trees
no thanks

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>Blessed by the Divines tier
Altmer
Imperial
>Best lore tier
Dunmer
Nord
>Only worth picking for the stats tier
Breton
Argonian
Khajiit
Redguard
>You have to be kidding tier
Orsimer
Bosmer

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>a tree powerful enough to defeat daeadra and invade oblivion

Dark Brotherhood is trash.

they are

>khajits used to be gypsies with canines and tails

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water is wet

what an absolute chad

>Dunmer and Nord that high
>Everything in stats tier
you have shit taste

>tfw no qt khajit gf

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They're called Ohmes and they still exist.

picture the odor

Based

>Blessed by the Divines tier
>Imperial
Based

How many times had Orsinium been destroyed?

>don't drink Hist juice
>become a retarded lizard for all eternity

So what happened when kids are born outside of Black Marsh? Do they always take a bit of Hist so they can suck on it and receive brain cells?

Female argonians produced Hist sap from their breasts in the same way mammals produce milk.

Fucking RIDE MY FACE

MOMMY MOMMY SAPPIES

Yummy

All that happens if an Argonian doesn't get sap is that they don't have a connection to the Hist and don't understand the subtle cues other Argonians would give.

Though they can choose to connect to the Hist later in life through some complex ritual.

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So basically they are autistic

This is what peak performance looks like.

When interacting with other Argonians, yeah.

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Is that TESO canon, Keyes books canon or some of the original designers said so?
Can't remember reading such thing in my playthroughs

LIZARD TITS

Felt so redundant trying to roll Argonian when you're already a dragon weeb. Also, their necks are so fucking thin-looking, and they look ridiculous without some sort of helmet or big garb to cover up their pencil necks and tiny heads

That would explain why the characters in Murkmire treat my ESO Argonian like he's a retard

I got that stuff from ESO, yeah. Basically where much of the Argonian lore comes from, really.

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>betray him again
?

Skyrim has some ugly looking lizards. Their tails are so stringy, I feel they used the same model as the Khajit

They are like the Jurassic Park frogs?

Vivec was antagonistic to the Nerevarine for a while.

And then he helped him

Argonians are established to possess amphibian qualities despite looking like reptiles.
That's why they can breathe underwater and apparently change genders

Honestly, I'd better not consider it canon, just like much of the WoW story desu
Bare fact that TESO was made by ZeniMax division rather than Bethesda I'd say suffices
It's just to keep myself sane that they might unfuck the franchise one day, don't judge me
Self-delusion is sometimes needed, just like that C&C4 never happened

Cats smell like dirt mostly

>he doesn't keep his cats indoors
They smell like fur.

>Honestly, I'd better not consider it canon
Why not?

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Exactly