How do I save the sanitized veemo?
Splatoon thread?
Ian Evans
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Connor Barnes
I think they are stuck like that, unfortunately.
Jordan Butler
that's very morbid. Damn you evil telephone
James Brooks
At least they made him pay.
Josiah Nguyen
>joins team order which had that stupid phone
What did they mean by this
Nathaniel Harris
Chase Johnson
thankfully the right team won.
Gabriel Watson
Thomas Adams
Oliver Evans
Charles Butler
Is she making fried calamari?
Liam Ramirez
Jason Parker
I'm guessing Calamari Inkantation.
Nathan Martin
that ain't gonna do it
Isaiah Miller
I don't think a song will be enough to cure lobotomization.
Liam Diaz
I haven't played splatoon, but it's nice to see that Nogami still makes messed up backstories.
Daniel Bell
Brayden Martin
>still
?
Michael Rodriguez
What game is this ?
Michael Robinson
This makes me feel sad
Gabriel Campbell
Animal Crossing used to have it to an extent, but not as far as splatoon takes it.
gamefaqs.gamespot.com
Chase Ross
You just gotta believe.
Cooper Ross
You gots to know those fucking octos here ruined everythang
Sebastian Adams
Brella fellas.
David Anderson
Ryan Ortiz
What is this
Cameron Reed
google translate says "flowers and dumpling festival"
Camden Allen
Dylan Williams
I'm gonna have to with the one on the left. At least Pearl looks cute here, Marina looks like this weirdass shit.
Zachary Turner
Lincoln Wood
Oh yeah I remember doing these in wild world as a kid, I found one of them by accident and it blew my mind. Did New Leaf even have stuff like this?
Jaxon Jackson
Isaiah Foster
Kayden Jackson
these is some dum squids
Daniel Morgan
very
Alexander Martinez
Caleb Russell
Juan Mitchell
post more
Jackson Powell
Josiah Phillips
Oh no, it's burnt.
David Brown
kek
Jason James
William White
you guys need a bump?
Kevin Nelson
Zachary Lee
Tomodachi Life
Jack Murphy
Sploon
Nolan Harris
i haven't heard about splatoon in a while, how did the race war splatfest end?
Oliver Gray
Chaos won. Marina thought that Chaos winning meant that Off the Hook was going to disband and Pearl was going to leave her forever. Pearl confessed to her and said they'd be together forever. Pretty good end all things considered.
Justin Brown
wrong splatfest
Jeremiah Cooper
Squids won.
Again.
Hudson Gray
back to back splatfest champs
Luke Hernandez
iv asked this last thread but might as well sense it relevant what do you think the octoling equivalent of the n word is
Lucas Thompson
veemo
Levi Bailey
I don't think there's a specific slur for Octarians. We usually just see them being called names like Octojerk, or Octoslob. Just any old insult, only prefaced by "Octo."
Xavier Scott
Splatoon: Agents Warfare spinoff when?
Jonathan Hughes
Neemo
David Martin
from last thread there was octy ,sucto, and soft brain
Bentley Butler
How about purple-ass eight-legged motherfuckers?
Josiah Taylor
Bring back Squid Squad.
Oliver Howard
we need Splattlefield: Splat Company
Wyatt Robinson
nah one word limit something quick to say
Brody Lewis
Ian Anderson
Calimari is specifically squid.
Christopher Young
We need Splatoon: Just make us another game already we don't care if it's a spinoff just give us something. I'll even >play a Splatoon VN at this stage.
Owen Hughes
splat of toony: splat op 2
Joseph Howard
I'd even accept a mobile game
Christopher Ramirez
Whoa hey come on now let's not go too far.
Christopher Williams
Dominic Ward
Rainmaker on Triggerfish is peak Splatoon. Prove me wrong.
Liam Baker
Why did 3 8 4?
Jonathan Bennett
Nathan Torres
Because squids are cannibals
Caleb Barnes
>Because squids are cannibals
Also lesbians.
Jordan Brooks
Only allowed in the Kensa Club if you use the Kensa Brella. Or else don't bother asking to hang out with us Kensa Chads.
Parker Ortiz
Samuel Allen
I worry that we'll never be able to get a prequel Splatoon game. In Splat2, we became friends with the Octolings and people fucking love them, not to mention that they're an integral part of society now.
So having an entire game/story driven by how there is this turf war where you oust the Octos and turn them into second class citizens likely wouldn't fly.
It just means that a spinoff game on the Great Turf War will likely never happen.
Oliver Wilson
I've been having shit luck at salmon run but I won't back down. At least not until I get my profresh back to a reasonable number. Octo daughter best daughter.
Eli Murphy
Octo daughter is Best Daughter forever
Wyatt Rogers
And ever. But what the fuck is with that guy's afro?
Jaxson Martinez
Bunch of dum squids
Colton Myers
Woomy hiding in there
Daniel Torres
Limblet
Bentley Bailey
That's some insidious shit right there.
Dylan Reed
Can any surpass her floppiness?
Julian Wilson
Is this SFW enough for here?
Maybe the next idols
Cameron Bailey
Probably not.
No.
Joseph Bailey
welp, gonna delete it
Brayden Cruz
Alexander Campbell
I can not believe what I'm witnessing here. Everyone knows the grizzco slosher can just murder everything and they're still getting slaughtered. I can't kill everything by myself.
Jason Parker
Adam Carter
we postin inks?
Chase Perry
Time travel encounters are so cute.
Jayden Morris
Camden Robinson
I always wondered what that marshmallow thing is
Caleb Jenkins
I think it's some sort of bug from way off in the squid future.
Joseph Lee
Happy squids
Samuel Powell
I wished our bugs looked like that.
Ryan Rivera
It's an "okay" weapon. Stop memeing that it's the best weapon in the game. 5 sloshes per tank is ridiculous.
James Perry
We got cute bugs, at least. Little jumping spiders are cuddly as fuck.
It's a small price to pay for being able to one or two-shot literally every single boss at any time. If your team doesn't cover you, though, you're screwed.
Anthony Garcia
Spiders are bros. A lot of others bugs though can range from annoying to looking like an alien from another planet.
Angel Foster
Spiders are indeed bros. My spiderbro is like family.
It's certainly better than most chargers for SR. I'll give it that. Just pray you aren't cornered in any way by anything bigger than a cohock.
Justin Perry
The big ones in certain countries can be dicks but overall I like spiders. They eat all those little bastards that annoy me in the summer.
Depending on how many sloshes I have left, I can just destroy most things in front of me. I'm fucked if I have no ink, though.
Kevin Myers
Gookmoot, you forgot my veemo.
Joseph Brown
Most "big ones" are actually either nervous or docile. Only especially big ones I know of that hurt people are the Australian funnel webs and Brazilian wanderers and their ilk. Most mygalomorphs (and large araneomorphs, for that matter, i.e: huntsmen) are pretty chill.
That's a very hungry veemer.
Colton Gomez
Jayden Phillips
I nearly forgot about that game. I fuckin loved it. Think there's a chance we ever get another?
Jose Gray
Because while his methods were extreme Tartar was literally right. Pearl is reckless and Inkopolis will be in ashes in Splatoon 3. So instead of a peaceful sanitized world we'll return to a barren wasteland devoid of life and overrun by Salmonids.
Joseph Watson
Julian Sanchez
Context
Isaac Anderson
Too much Order is bad and too much Chaos is bad. I think both Pearl and Marina know this to be true. Besides, what would a story involving a chaotic wasteland involve? Fighting Amazon Inklings?
Justin Davis
Hunter Nguyen
Ethan Turner
Those are indeed the big ones I'm referring to. Besides those ones they're pretty chill and they leave me alone since I leave them alone.
Those cousins really love each other.
Matthew Wood
Adrian Ortiz
Thems is some cute squids
You ever had experience with tarantulas?
Hunter Watson
I believe one of my older cousins may have had one back when I was younger. That was so long ago but I remember I thought it was really cool.
Owen Adams
I have a friend who has tarantula. tarantulas are really interesting creatures and some of them can display gorgeous colors that make them great display pets
Anthony Adams
Mine's a Costa Rican Zebra tarantula. Blue color morph. She's gorgeous when freshly molted. The pic I posted was about five months after a molt.
Anyway splatoon
Anyone else feel like the final splatfest for 2 will only result in kind of underwhelming consequences for 3? like all it decides is who is the villain or something? Ever since it ended, I've had this dark feeling that OE may have been a fluke and that we might not be getting good SP content. Maybe that's just paranoia from replaying 2's campaign (before promptly exiting back to SR), but I just can't shake it.
Aiden Stewart
I'm of the mind that it will affect 3, but not in a way we will see coming. They're going to want to do something different since 1 already affected 2, and Pearl straight up says she and Marina aren't splitting up in any way. The question now is, what will happen?
Kayden Carter
Splatoon 2 was rushed out, and they will taking their time with 3, so I'd imagine the quality and ideas for the next game will be greater
Nolan Parker
Fingers crossed. I'm just glad they resolved to stay together. Splitting up and losing one was shit since day 1.
That is a good point. They did have to get it on a more profitable console. My only question is how much overlap its dev time has with AC.
William Lewis
Xavier Perez
Owen Miller
Well they're going to want to take their sweet time with it. It's only been 2 years since the last one came out and it's still going strong. Hell, 1 is still going strong. They can take all the time they want as long as they try to improve on and expand the series as whole.
Now, where the fuck's my spinoff?
Luis Evans
>spinoff
I can go for another expansion, honestly.
Luis Butler
Jarfish
Octobitch
Octofag
Octonig
Octocreamcheese
Octoana
8legged freak
Spiderface
Trapdoorfag
Jar opening freak
Football cheat
Ochmed from octomono bay
8 legged virgin fish
Saltywigglers
Suckerface
Suckerpuss
Suckerfag
Retard 8
The squids vs octopus really let out my inner stormfag
Connor Reyes
I really want it, but I doubt it's happening since they killed support for 2.
Christian Torres
Aren't we still getting balance patches though?
i swear, every time they say they're giving it the ax, they relent. remember when they said December would be the end?
Joseph Lee
It think it was said that they'll continue tweaking the game every once in a while, but final fest was the last actual content they would be releasing for 2.
Daniel Moore
Yeah, unless some miracle happens, we're not getting any big content updates
Easton Jackson
>Jarfish
That's stupid enough to actually work as an insult
Caleb Scott
I can't believe they only left octos with 2 hair style. Sure, you can't beat ponytail perfection but it's the principle of the thing.
Gavin Mitchell
Isaiah Ramirez
that and saltywigglers bet they do squids vs octs again next splatoon everyone is gonna spam these
William Brown
>If your team doesn't cover you, though, you're screwed.
That alone is enough to make a weapon irredeemable shit.
Tyler Gonzalez
Anthony Hall
squiddy tiddies
Adam Price
need more giantess squidkids
Henry Smith
They're eventually going to have to address the fact that the Great Turf War happened for a reason, and that reason was riding sea levels. I love me some cute veemos but if every Octarian were to flood into Inkopolis without the high tide being addressed, it would just be a repeat of the events that happened 102 years ago.
Zachary Lewis
Made to be rubbed, caressed, pampered, cuddled, and suckled.
I think there might be more self-centered shenanigans behind the GTW. I honestly think Octavio just got selfish and couldn't think of sharing land. besides, even if both poles were to melt, there'd still be plenty of land in mainland Asia. Either they failed to look, or there's some shit going on with everyone's motives.
Joseph Jones
Well that was a really long time ago, and maybe Octavio just plain got tired of sharing. It could be a plot point in 3, which is pretty logical. Maybe inklings and octolings have to venture out to uncharted territories to find more places to live.
Gavin Smith
Canon squiddies.
Chase Morris
Ryan Clark
didn't mean to reply
Adam Brooks
Silly squidge
Jayden Brown
Too bad, you get an octo reply.
Michael Bell
Too bad, Yea Forums ate my octo. That's the second time today.
Samuel Bailey
weird problem
Joshua Smith
I would notice if if I weren't busy trying to keep people alive with these salmon. It's like a full time job. This is supposed to just be part-time!
Ryan Gomez
Nathan Martin
Glasses veemo are too precious.
Jordan Peterson
Is everyone else sleeping?
Caleb Scott
disgusting
Cameron Jackson
This is like the third or fourth squid thread we've had this week, so I figure most people are taking a break.
Angel Kelly
This is why we shouldn't have threads this often.
Eli Allen
I'm playing vidya games.
Jonathan Reyes
I'm eating pizza right now, Thinking of playing some Bloodborne.
Bentley Hall
This is true, but the alternative is /ink/.
Jeremiah Peterson
Tell that to the people that make these threads. I just in em.
I wish I had pizza. All I got is some chips.
Carson Hernandez
>Amazon Inklings
I need porn of this.
Brandon Moore
Take off the glasses.
Ethan Parker
I ordered pizza from Little Caesers
>Tell that to the people that make these threads. I just in em.
I guess you're right, part of our fault is we keep them alive longer than they probably need to be
Ian Thompson
I mostly do that on the weekends, I guess.
>Hazard Level MAX
Oh fuck.
Michael Peterson
Easiest 113 eggs I ever got.
Landon Adams
>I ordered pizza from Little Caesers
Why
Jose Sullivan
I post in these threads to fill the gaping hole left in my heart at the conclusion of the Final Fest that was ripped open by the realization that I had missed pretty much most of S2, all of S1, and the uber-comfy threads that accompanied them.
Kayden Garcia
it's close by and they're not bad for the price they are selling their pizza at
Christian Reed
Best 5 dollar pizza around. Not the best by any stretch but for that price you could do far worse.
Did you not have a Switch at all?
Xavier Myers
I had a Switch, and I got the game on launch day, but I burned out very quickly and didn't recover until the Final Fest. At that point I had long forgotten just how much fun the Splatfest threads were, with the cute ceph posting, shitflinging over the splatfest topics, general banter... It was all a good time.
And now they're gone and the next game is three years away at least. Can't help but feel a little regret in not doing more splatfests with Yea Forums. But this post-Final Fest flurry of Splatoon threads has helped to alleviate that somewhat.
Dominic Edwards
Remember that feeling for when 3 comes out.
Nathaniel Butler
Octoniggers
Bentley Parker
I intend to come back to at least some of the splatfests, especially if they have interesting themes or colors. And maybe I'll even win one this time.
Nicholas Brooks
>next shift has both clash blaster and rapid blaster
It's not enough to drive me away since splash-o-matic and dualie squelchers are really good but this is going to be a test.
I think I won about half of mine. Had to miss one or two, which pisses me off because they're ones I would have won handily.
Josiah Garcia
Octoroon. Gets bonus points for being an IRL name for part-blacks.
Ryder Collins
I wouldn't mind talking more about mechanics and gameplay aspects. Things like optimal loadouts, how may subs of certain abilities does it take to be useful/useless.
Things like that.
I started trying out the Kensa Luna Blaster. It's fun and strong as fuck, but I'm finding it tricky to get so close in order to get within range of the damn thing.
Also, what's the deal with people that use chargers? You guys just seem like liabilities on any team.
Evan Cruz
I used to play both those back in 1. Luna blaster was really fun but people got wise to it in 2, and at any rate most dualies made it more of a pain to play with despite how much I like it. I can't snipe for shit in 2 for some reason. I was popping bitches left and right in 1 but I can't do a damn thing nowadays. I loved doing it so much, and I hate it.
Adam Sanders
If blasters had better turfing ability, I'd be fine with them, but as it stands, they can't ink for shit.
Matthew Anderson
I just don't like either one in the context of salmon run. Rapid's reach is really nice for getting stingers but otherwise it always feels like a liability. Fire rate is too slow and damage too low for mobs and bosses. Clash blaster isn't much better with the damage output, but at least I can keep little guys at bay for a bit.
Carson Howard
>can't snipe for shit in 2 for some reason. I was popping bitches left and right in 1 but I can't do a damn thing nowadays.
Same. Do you use gyro or sticks?
Blake Reyes
Damage up e-liter is gone
Sorry guys. Your glory days are over. not even MPU can help you unless you want to take the easy way out with the Kensa Pro.
Dylan Perez
dualie squelchers are pretty mediocre in sr too
Jacob Robinson
>Toni Kensa clothespin earrings when
We have "fake contacts", but I want Kensa clothespins as my aesthetic-no-clutter headgear.
David Martin
Gyro in both. It sucks, I really fucking liked using charger in 1 but I can't hit anyone anymore. I used to snipe people no matter where they were.
>Damage up e-liter
Do I look japanese to you? I used the basic charger and its variations. Maybe squiffer sometimes.
Their range, fire rate, and rolling alone puts them above most blasters.
James Martin
Squigga I only had like one sub of Damage Up, and I used a Kelp Splat Charger.
Funny, I use sticks. Wonder what the change is that fucked it up.
Ryder Green
I went through them and picked what I thought I wouldve picked and I also went about 50/50.
I still can't believe they had a fucking race war splatfest.
Chase Turner
Something about the refresh rate of 2 being worse than 1. I honestly can't remember, but I'm just going to assume that's it because I don't think I just became that shit after a console hop.
I can't believe there wasn't more art about the subject.
Gabriel Bennett
it was squid vs octopus, not inkling vs octoling
Elijah Foster
Josiah Cooper
>There is no TV show or comic about Agent 8 having to live with Agent 3 and learn about the world outside
>"I'mma tryin' to be the fresh? Am I doin' it right?'
>"Ah. Weapons have fun sticker on it...We never got sticker for weapon. Ah... What's this bomb?!"
>"I am not want to miss big concert. I wanna see Off Hook sing again!"
Mason White
yeah
Logan Wright
Broken inklish veemo is one of my favorite little things about playable octolings.
Evan Edwards
"Agent 3, it is wonderful. The Toilet, it flushes. It did not break when flushing. It amazing"
Charles Reed
>"Boo-yes!"
Ayden Martin
"Boo-yes" mends my broken soul.
Mason Ortiz
>Tower defense just now
>My whole team gets 5 or fewer kills
>Enemy team each get over ten kills, most in the teens
>We win by a landslide like ~70 - ~30
>??
James Flores
Unexpected gifts can be the best gifts of all.
Kevin Ward
it's basically starfire from teen titans
Julian Thomas
We did, kinda. Miitopia was the same kind of thing despite having vastly different gameplay. Here's some footage of one of /our/guys playing it: youtu.be
Gavin Wright
Splat3 should have the ability to scrub Main abilities. But it would cost like 100k. And you can also use ability chunks for your Main, however it costs a fuckload. Like 30 chunks for a main.
Leo Lopez
>saved the entire world
Checks out.
Isaiah Rodriguez
even got the brooding friend, or that's how a lot of people see Agent 3 as
Eli Ramirez
Hard not to see it that way when official art always has them as usually aloof-looking.
Noah Nelson
He is smiling in this one, though hanging in the back shadows is still the sort of loner thing the japs like.
Josiah Parker
I was hoping they would add in one of the concept art hairstyles eventually
Tyler Parker
It doesn't seem that hard, most of these look like they would mesh well with hats.
Luke Brown
Maybe it is, but It certainly feels like they were being lazy in terms of hairstyles
Brayden Richardson
Does anyone have a mega link for the soundtrack? With Nintendo taking down their music on Youtube I kinda need it now. Any other Nintendo series would be nice too.
Robert Baker
At the very least, there's now a precedent set for 3. If there aren't at least 4 styles for both male and female people will be right pissed.
Camden Howard
Why can't we fucking message people on our friendlist? How absolutely ridiculous is this. I get people adding me all the time, I want a message to go with their friend request or to chat with them or whatever.
Alexander Walker
chicken
Matthew Gray
>only mode that I'm not S rank in is Clam Blitz
>It is therefore the only mode that I can have "fun" in and not be concerned with Tryharding all the time to preserve my ranks
Also, the fact that you get literally nothing on your rank progress bar when you lose is ridiculous. If the match went to overtime and we lose by a point, your meter shouldn't crack for that.
Jaxon Mitchell
Grandpa Nintendo hates that newfangled internet social interaction.
Kevin Mitchell
To stop pedos from preying on children. Why else would you want to connect with the group of literal elementary school children that play this game?
John Fisher
Is this legitimately what Nintendo is worried about? Have they considered how ridiculous the prospect of preying on children through an online messaging app is? Is this even a problem with Xbox or Sony? Like, is there a precedent for this on other consoles?
Nicholas Walker
Supposedly people were using Swapnote to send lewds to kids or something and that's why it got axed. They ended up bringing it back under a different name so it was sort of pointless.
Carson Gray
game doesn't start until X
>the fact that you get literally nothing on your rank progress bar when you lose is ridiculous
it does not need to be even easier to climb ranks
>overtime and we lose by a point, your meter shouldn't crack for that.
doesn't always crack. it depends on the hidden power levels between the teams. only cracks if the game thinks you should have won which i agree is ridiculous.
Joshua Diaz
don't forget this is the also the same board that within 30 minutes of the smash ultimate stage builder being available, they already started making lewd stages.
Hunter Gutierrez
Well considering Nintendo games are aimed towards toddlers and children then yes it's a legitimate concern for them.
William Bennett
>it doesn't need to be even easier to climb ranks
different user, but I wish it was. I barely have the time to play Splatoon enough to get X rank in one game mode, let alone 4 others.
Mason Hill
why should you be the highest rank despite not playing enough
makes rank meaningless
Camden Ward
Was the same deal with the video chat on Wii U
Colton Morgan
Just started playing Splatoon on Cemu, really enjoying it.
Is it worth buying a switch just for Splatoon 2? Or do you reckon that Splatoon 3 will be on the next nintendo console?
Brandon Rogers
booty bump
Jack Rodriguez
I reckon 3 will come to Switch, but not for a long time. People still play 2 a lot.
Sebastian Richardson
I hope we do, but I dont think it's likely since Switch doesn't use Miis as much as 3DS or Wii
Josiah Sanchez
Bentley Cox
I want Callie and Marie to became fat sumo wrestlers!
Jeremiah Jackson
Nolan Clark
sakura mochi and dango (glutinous riceball- green flavor)
didnt you ever watch monster rancher as a kid? the main character names his pink ball monster mochi coz it reminded him of sakura mochi
Chase Cox
Levi Butler
>watching dub on TV
>main attack was called Cherry Blossom Blizzard
>realize years later it could've been called Sakura Snowstorm too
Jackson Cruz
I need pictures of Pearl and cigarettes
Michael Bennett
i have this one
Alexander Ward
Hudson Long
i drew this for you user
yes i know it's a cigar but shut up
Jacob Morales
But video chat still works even today
Kevin Lewis
Chase Jackson
Liam Hall
I just wanted the Octoling hair from Splatoon 1 damn it.
They give us the original goggles but not their hair ahhhhhhhh!
Ian Martin
Sometimes they get so distracted with killing the forget to watch the tower
Kevin Barnes
nice
Jack Gray
Noah Nguyen
The green one is made of organisms who were chopped up in a blender then made into new forms like play doh
Josiah Green
Why
Josiah Bailey
Mad max style turf wars with vehicular inking idol factions etc
Benjamin Bailey
DISRUPTOR!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!?? FUCKING HIT AND RUN FAGS ARE RUINING MY GAMES!! ALSO, WHY THE FUCK TOXIC MIST DOESN'T DO SHIT TO DUALIES FAGGOTS!!?? DAMN YOU DEVELOPERS!!
Thomas Rodriguez
mmm
point sensurrs
Wyatt Sanchez
Parker Gray
/ink/ is our home.
Jace Gonzalez
I so want these plushies.
Nolan Ward
*inkzookas you from across the entire map*
Eli Morris
Alexander Cook
I remember
Matthew Anderson
cephs r dum
Blake Cox
no u
Eli Brown
>WHY THE FUCK TOXIC MIST DOESN'T DO SHIT TO DUALIES FAGGOTS!
I guess they just roll out of it
Jonathan Long
Hunter Parker
>tfw no SANITIZED porn
Ian Rogers
Sanitized octos are for mercy killings and nothing more.
Elijah Powell
Adam Flores
takoyaki
Kevin Lewis
Christian Carter
That sounds quite chaotic
Christopher Bell
They are like 30 bucks
Adam Ramirez
Together?
Alexander Ward
Kevin Russell
Quick 3ds drawing.
Chase Green
Each. They vary from 20 to 30.
Dominic Smith
Weyyo Locker Room: Omg I hate Salmon Run
Veemo Locker Room:
Daniel Smith
very fresh moves
Cooper Kelly
William Butler
Grayson Lopez
Do we have any good action pics for Splatoon? It's all been cute, sexy or silly but never awesome.
Jonathan Ortiz
dumb veemo
Nolan Martin
I have a handful
Gabriel Richardson
Post your Inklings or Octolings Yea Forums
Xavier Brown
Fuck I want some pizza now.
Landon Perry
Brody Perry
pizzer
Thomas Sanchez
user you didn't post your Ceph like I asked, now you're cursed to no pizza and buy some user, I got a gift card for a pizza chain so thats what im doing to pair with Splatoon
Aiden Morales
Leo Howard
no can do
Lucas Flores
Callie spin-off when?
Gabriel Hughes
She and Marie have retired from the limelight, user. Let them enjoy their lives together, in private.
Kayden Russell
Wyatt Smith
Ethan Lopez
Why are these Woomies bullying this shy Weyyo?
Hudson James
Because he refuses to wemmie their onae
Kayden Parker
They still give concerts and stuff though
Brayden Walker
Matthew Ward
Assuming this is you, how did you get this photo?
Jackson Ross
bump
Owen Morgan
>no can do
it ain't me
can't see yourself in the plaza, you'd need a friend to take a pic for you.
William Brown
In universe? Because I'm pretty sure the live concerts aren't solid canon.
Juan Martin
Good work
Ian Sanchez
Jackson Young
Jayden Murphy
Hunter Lewis
after the Iso Padre spinoff
Luis Cooper
Gabriel Moore
yeah they mention that you ( agent 4 ) should see one of their shows one day. IIRC Marie says this sometimes when you talk to her
Nathaniel Roberts
As much as I love this game, the QoL aspects of the menuing are so bare-bones it's baffling.
Andrew Adams
One of the big things 3 needs to address. The groundwork was set with 1 and 2 but there really needs to be improvements with a lot of other aspects of the game that aren’t related to gameplay.
Leo Hall
Yeah, probably one of the things that is most noticeable due to Nintendo's lack of experience with online games
Lucas Scott
I've seen the fanart of the Female Inkling/Octoling hybrid that had the Inkling mask with the Female Octo spike at the bottom. Would a male Hybrid have the Octo Boy's eyes with a bit of it bridging both so its not a completely rounded mask like Inklings?
Brandon Reed
I mean it’s fan art so likewise, it can be whatever you want it to be
Carson Mitchell
Me too
Hudson Gomez
Because they're dumb squids who don't realise he's a boy, naked in the bath with them. And an octoling.
Jordan White
Veemo knows what's up.
James Rivera
Nathan Jones
Pearl looks like Krang
Jace Jenkins
I wanna bully this dorky squid
Christian Reyes
>that one trailer for Splatoon where people thought we were getting dances and taunts
>didn't happen
>didn't happen in 2 either
Step up your game, Nintendo.
Brody Carter
>Conga in Splatoon
pls no
Cameron Brooks
>Inklings conga in a line
What would Octolings do? Would they do the Kazotsky Kick?
Colton Robinson
Follow whatever the inklings do.
Remember, they're still trying to adapt to the surface, not transform it into the home they fled. They'd awkwardly conga along, or maybe try to stat some Mannrobocs.
Then I'd quit the lobby immediately, turn off the system, and do some breathing exercises to distract myself from the fresh hell that has begun to burn anew on earth.
Logan Peterson
Would this count?
Julian Sanders
What about taunts in lobbies? They finally make it so you can just be in a group with other cephalopods and you can do cute little dances and expressions and shit.
Hunter Myers
>typical LAWL AHND ORDURRR cope when they lose
lol
Cooper Torres
That I wouldn't mind.
What I would mind would be rainmaker matches that mirror literally every 2fort game I've played since 2014.
Matthew Perez
Joshua Price
CTF is a shit mode in general, though at least Splatoon makes it somewhat interesting.
Luis Martinez
WOOMY WOOMY WOO MY!
Adam Lewis
Jackson Edwards
I'm that I actually read that in my head in the appropriate rhythm.
Daniel Gomez
YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SAL MONS!
Zachary Roberts
You son of a bitch.
Aaron Williams
Kayden James
nibl
Jayden Jenkins
>Get home from work around 4
>Load up Splatoon
>Play a bit of ranked or salmon rush if it's open
>5pm rolls around
>Ranked changes to clam blitz
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EVERY FUCKING DAY
I HATE CLAM BLITZ
Is there anyone that seriously enjoys it? It's fucking torture to play it with randoms.
Lincoln Rodriguez
Massive squid floppers.
Christopher Anderson
Unfortunately not, but New Horizons could have stuff like this again because Nogami is the producer, and he mentioned wild world’s lore in a recent interview. Also, splatoon 3 probably isn’t in development yet because he wants to avoid another city folk.
Wyatt Cruz
>Putting to sleep perfectly usable soldiers/slaves
The only difference between them and robots is that they are made out of organic matter, honor the memory of the owners of the original goo and give them purpose
Jose Richardson
So a I ordered a fanart zine a while back called "Spectrum" that just came into the mail today. If I were to scan it and make a thread of it would that be something you guys would be into?
Most of the art range from decent to fantastic however there are some duds.
Ayden Rogers
pdf dat shit nigga
Cooper Gomez
Clam blitz needs its own commo rose.
James Foster
It's a fucking lot and I have to actually go scan that shit.
I'll make a thread either later today or tomorrow. Depends if I can get my hands on a scanner.
Jonathan Martin
>If I were to scan it and make a thread of it would that be something you guys would be into?
Yes, god damn it.
Ian Sanchez
I wait with bated breath. This is gonna be good.
Brandon Fisher
Eh, don't get too hyped.
It's basically fanart that is hidden behind a paywall and limited release. Mostly bought it cause a friend of mine actually worked on it and I already loved Spaltoon so I thought "why not".
Benjamin Phillips
All I hear is stuff I most probably haven't seen yet. Bring it on my dude.
Tyler Wood
Daisy chain when?
Austin Watson
Aaron Richardson
Joshua Lopez
Poor little baby Callie
I want to bring her smile back
Benjamin Nguyen
Cute woomy. Would hug n fug.
Xavier Rogers
They're programmed to obey TARTAR. There's no hope for them.
Those beautiful little woomy feet are in desperate need of smooches and rubs.
Jacob Perry
Did the squid sisters even go through this phase it seems like they had human forms for a long time
Andrew Gomez
I want to save Iso Padre from the Deep Sea Metro.
Cooper Turner
F*CK (fuck) SALMONIDS
Jacob Cook
Cant he just get out now?
Nathaniel Gray
They're probably immortal.
Nathan Campbell
wouldn't be surprised
James Long
Landon James
So we're getting a war in Splatoon 3 where all the Agents team up to fight and save the day right?
Jose Evans
There's no telling what the fate of the Kamobo Corporation was after the events of OE. It could be the underground society is still rolling, unaware of the events that transpired on the surface. Tartar himself primarily managed the tests and getting the subjects to the "Promised Land", so it could be the case that the testing facility itself is defunct until he restores a backup of himself and comes back as the ultimate villain of 3.
Jackson Peterson
Okay after fighting my college scanner and ripping my hair out trying to make it not resemble like total shit I realized that I'm too impatient and stupid to do this.
Here are a couple scans I scrounge up.
Maybe tomorrow I'll just scan the best looking ones
Nathan Jenkins
Already super cute
Jordan Clark
I'll also be sure to mention the artist if the work doesn't have their signature.
Artist is: Teaofpastels
Samuel Miller
More like
>Already super gay
Kayden Cooper
Should also mention I'm not doing these in order and skipping many in between. This needs to be mentioned because the sine gimmick is going through the entire color spectrum in order.
Artist is: Glitchpirate.
Jack Taylor
Artist: dvdexe
Dylan Campbell
God damn it forgot the image.
Artist: dvdexe.
Easton Ramirez
Artist: auouanon
Nolan Watson
Artist: crovyne
Michael Ortiz
I love Callie!
Noah Moore
It gets gayer Artist: percimonstro
Adam Taylor
NINTENDO PLEASE MAKE AN OCTOPOLIS SLUM SO THESE OCTONIGGERS CAN FUCK OFF ALREADY. INKOPOLIS SQUARE HASN'T BEEN FRESH SINCE THESE PESTS CAME OUT. IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING I WILL FINISH TARTAR'S JOB.
Xavier Myers
Wow this thread is still up?
Holy shit I've been looking for the full comic. Thankyou!
James Jones
Artist: piesmud
Joseph Gutierrez
Cute, silly, happy squid.
Bentley King
Brody Nelson
Artist: haelines
Final scan I bothered to make.
There's a shit ton more the book has but painstakingly going over if image plus technical difficulties just to make meh quality images is making me think it's not worth it.
Maybe in a future thread I'll scan my personal favorites but I dunno.
Sorry I failed you Yea Forums.
Ian Gonzalez
>splatoon 3 where sanitized veemo can slightly learn to feel again with enough love and care
Please. Their existences make me sad.
Jonathan Morgan
Bless you for your efforts anyway user. What you did scan was fantastic.
Grayson Cook
Doesn't the process of sanitization kill the host though? I read somewhere that the victim has all their ink siphoned out of them and replaced with the Tartar Sauce. If that is the case, then you're not befriending the original soul, just Tartar's automation puppeteering the body of a dead victim.
I know that if I was a soul I'd be pissed someone's trying to befriend a poser in MY body.
Christian Russell
Then I will corrupt the system and re purpose the sauce.
Thomas Wood
They don't even have a pulse so i'm pretty sure they're just corpses being used as puppets
Luke Lewis
That's pretty metal.
Elijah Kelly
then Make them listen to color pulse until they get one
Eli Williams
Holy hell
Alexander White
Yeah it's kinda interesting to remember the fact that underneath all the fun and the cute this universe's criminal underbelly and history is a little too real.
Blake Perez
>Cuttlefish has a fairly thorough dossier on Marina's history and activity during her time with the octarians
>no one so much as bats an eye as to how he acquired this information or why he still has it on his person while in the deepsea metro
Jackson Barnes
That a good question. Who's feeding him that kind of intel?
Justin Sanchez
By the time he presents that info, Pearl already found out he was serious business in the Great Turf War. I don't think it's unreasonable to assume an old crank like him would still be set in his ways, keeping tabs on the Octarians.
Kevin Gomez
>You as Agent 7 in Splatoon 3
>Cuttlefish is leading the Agents, from the sidelines, in battle
>suddenly he drops his cane
>and charade
Mason Cruz
Dude has been obsessed with defending Inkopolis from the Octarian menace for, what, 50 years of peace? Im sure he does nothing with his but spy on the Octo army, even more so after the end of Splatoon 1 with the help of Agent 3.
Isaiah Price
He still refers to them as the octarian menace, straight to 8's face. He seems pretty convinced octarians are all still bastards until the calamari inkantation proves otherwise.
Liam Howard
I'm pretty sure everyone is just silently tolerating him because they know he'll be dead soon.
Hudson Richardson
muh nigguh cuttlefish never die
Samuel Diaz
>"They shall know I was right"
Those will be his dying words.
Hudson Anderson
Callie's butt!
David Murphy
Who will defend Inkopolis then? Young inklings are too stupid to do anything for themselves
Nolan Walker
Grizz will deliver us.
Jack King
No. he will doom us.
Jackson Roberts
Any more? Just for laughs haha
Owen Scott
No Shepherd is perfect.
Alexander Murphy
7 mushroom clouds?
Isaiah Nguyen
The holes in the clouds kinda look like suckers
Logan Davis
I thought they had something to do with Ark Polaris.
Evan Fisher
just one
Nathaniel Roberts
he is no Shepherd. Merely the boss of a slaughterhouse.
Dominic Johnson
Aren't most shepherds?
Easton Wilson
Is there a version of that Bayonetta picture where she's looking back in a one piece bikini, but with Callie?
Cameron Price
... That's a fair point
Not that I'm aware of.
Wyatt Carter
Christian Howard
Squids are dumb.
Landon Edwards
rude
Matthew Hill
Very rude, but not wrong.
Samuel Adams
I honestly thought it would die overnight. I'm glad to see I was wrong. Octo daughter best daughter.
Easton Bennett
welcome back
Christian Thomas
Hi
Adrian Wright
The veemers are upon us
Mason Ward
They never left
Ian James
you gonna play some vidya?
Jordan Morgan
Maybe in a bit, pretty tired at the moment. At least I got booze and octos.
Lincoln Ross
Stop with this lesbian fucking general, go back to /lgbt/ fags.
Julian Carter
Where's the lesbians?
Mason Hughes
>responding to attention whoring namefags
but why
Nolan Long
Leo Thomas
Drinking some mountain dew right now.
Austin Richardson
I don't like the Dew much, or at least not the default flavor. All the fruit variations are pretty taste.
Carson Parker
It's the Code Red variant. My favorite soda is Dr. Pepper.
Jason Gonzalez
Baja blast and Voltage are the only good ones.
Charles Jenkins
In this moment I gazed upon your veemo's eyes, and knew you were my nigga.
I didn't like Baja Blast as much as I thought I would considering how much people overblow it. It's good and refreshing, but I don't think that good.
Nolan Nelson
It's rare for artists to incorporate the tentacles in their works nowadays.
Brody Edwards
Oh, and pitch black. That one's pretty nice.
And yeah, BB is overrated, but overrated doesn't inherently mean bad.
Andrew Hughes
>but overrated doesn't inherently mean bad.
If only everyone could realize that.
Oliver Smith
It's really nice when they do. I want to curl her curls so bad.
Fuck me, I haven't seen pitch black in forever. Grape is my jam and I want it back now.
Brayden Rogers
Jose Young
Angel Parker
well shit i missed almost all of another thread. oh well, please look at this wonderful man
Matthew Collins
Isaac Brooks
Ponytail is the absolute sweetest octo there is.
Glad you could swing by, brother.
James Murphy
glad i could make it, i was busy with car repairs and my computer bluescreening, not a fun day, at least i have squibs now
Robert Peterson
I feel you man, I had a hell of a day myself. I'm happy to relax a little tonight, with drinks and veemo.
Nolan Powell
how would you bros want splatoon 3's maps to be? bring back old ones? or have all completely new ones for the new game
John Evans
Bring back old format - that is, more open maps instead of the claustrophobic messes we have now.
Jordan Kelly
The thing to keep in mind is that the more stages there are, the less likely you are to end up playing on your favorite.
Dominic Rodriguez
...
Isaac Rivera
Bring back some old favorites, make some actual good new stages, and take Moray Towers out to a ditch to shoot it and leave the body.
Cameron Parker
>take Moray Towers out to a ditch to shoot it and leave the body.
fucking this
Xavier Gomez
...But I love Moray Towers
Cameron Evans
Oh sure, if you consider "the status quo doesn't change and shit stays the same forever" a fitting end for a team chaos victory, it's definitly "pretty good"
Kayden Phillips
are you a nip user?
Wyatt Gonzalez
And a ching chong nip nong to you, young lady.
Nicholas Baker
I don't really understand the backlash towards it. Especially when garbage like Kelp Dome exists
Luke Hall
>garbage like Kelp Dome
Daniel Nelson
>Kelp Dome
Explain yourself.
Parker Smith
UH ALL THE OCTOLINGS OR OCTONIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
Dominic Hill
fuck off snuffles
Juan Gutierrez
Why is Marie being creepy on the Equator?
Colton Miller
The overall design of Kelp is meant for short range weapons, which means us long range players suffer when playing there
Charles Perry
I'm not going to defend Kelp Dome but Moray Towers is the most unfun map in the game, barnone.
Ayden Taylor
Nigga I mained long-range stuff in Splat 1, and I love Kelp Dome get good
Wyatt Martinez
Sebastian Cox
>which means us long range players suffer when playing there
The hell are you talking about. I used to snipe people off the catwalks and down below me for days. It's still pretty good with shit like the .52 gal and Pro in 2, as well.
Jose Johnson
>got another bluescreen
FUCK I THOUGHT I FIXED IT
Blake Barnes
That sucks, man.
Ian Reed
Shit nigga, do you use Windows 95?
Lucas Morris
recent problem?
Ian Reed
Just started today, I deleted and uninstalled anything I got today, checked for any malware, and I’m running a memory check right now
Just windows 10. And yeah I know how much it sucks
Angel Stewart
Good luck with that, man. I think I'll finally start killing some salmon.
Cameron Lewis
Have fun fren, it’ll all work out I hope
Lucas Peterson
>always tell myself I'm going to play another game
>replace game card with anything else
>time passes
>I disregard current game and put Splatoon back in
I have a problem, I think. My blood lust for salmonids can't be sated.
Austin Taylor
The only way I got outta that slump was emulating shit on pc, like modding botw on Cemu, playing persona games because I can’t be bothered to buy a PS2 and vita for 3 and 4, etc. it helped me move away from playing nothing but SR
Caleb Roberts
Sometimes, our platforms just become [x] machines
My Laptop is my TF2 machine
My PS4 is a For Honor machine
And my switch is a splatoon machine
Brandon Taylor
Evan Allen
Adam Hughes
W-Where did she go?
Kevin Moore
How did it actually end? My console broke and I haven't been able to play in ages. A-are Pearl and Marina still friends?
Robert Evans
Yep. Flat out said they're sticking together.
Jace Phillips
I feel one of these days, we're actually going to get a real case of a haunted Marie/Callie doll
Landon Hernandez
Jack Brown
jesus
Aiden Jones
Finally, I start off with some good game. Bless that one japanese guy.
Wouldn't really call it a slump so much as an obsession. I'm too comfortable where I am.
My Switch was an Oddysey machine for about 2 months. I just couldn't stop bing bing wahoooing.
Gavin Jones
Son of a bitch, it did it again. This happens once every two or three months, I'm playing in handheld mode and suddenly the damn thing doesn't think the left joycon is attached. I have to restart the fucking thing every time.
Evan Diaz
kek
Anthony Kelly
I actually enjoy Clam Blitz, but playing with stupid randos is just awful.
>Our basket was broken
>Realize that the timer is almost out so I rush to enemy basket and wait in my own ink
>Spam "THIS WAY"
>Power Clam spawns at our basket
>No one grabs it...
>I'm still waiting in my own ink, spamming "THIS WAY" in the hopes that they will super jump to me
>No one grabs the power clam...
>"Enemy has broken your shield"
Just amazing.
And then when they do pick up the clam, they decide to swim it over to me instead of super jumping. You just can't win.
Justin Brown
I DIED KILLING 6 BOSSES MYSELF AND YOU ASSHOLES COULDN'T BOTHER TO PICK UP A SINGLE EGG
Jace Brown
Normally I would be mad that I died so close to the end, but I got to play with THRILLHO which is just dandy.
Adrian Walker
If only this game had more than two voice prompts.
Angel Foster
Why? Why can't these morons stop killing every single boss at the shoreline? Why is leading them to the basket such a hard thing to grasp?
Jace Gray
Seriously, there are 2 unused buttons on that dpad. It should be like Smash, where you have a pool of phrases to choose from and you pick the four you think are best.
If I had a "super jump!" phrase, that would be amazing. Or, more importantly "wait".
Julian Jenkins
>if I kill them now I won't get swarmed later
t. someone who hasn't dedicated literal months of time to the mode
Kevin Cook
That was an amazing game. I went full throttle kamikaze killing all bosses at all times and some guy just dedicated himself to following me around and reviving. Got over 90 eggs like that, it was magical.
You don't even need months. Getting to profresh alone should give a person enough experience to know how to work it.
Owen Rivera
Thank fuck I think I fixed it, some issue with my C: drive being fucked due to a shit windows update
Good job user, you did good
Ian Walker
Profresh is not terribly difficult to obtain (I have it) and is easy enough that bad habits, that "work" in those easier profresh rank, but kill runs in higher meta ranks, can be developed.
Aaron Gray
why use the nautilus when mini and ballpoint exists?
Nathan Martin
No one's arguing, user.
Ballpoint is pretty much the only meta splatling.
Tyler Cruz
And Heavy Remix.
Brody Ramirez
fun kits and gimmick
Ethan Jackson
More like I got lucky. High tide and then 2 low tides.
I'm not even that high myself, prof 400 is a standard but you still need to think.
Connor Cook
I thought that was a Sanic from the thumb
Jose Phillips
Jack Edwards
Daniel Hill
It's late and I need a decent chunk of sleep. Finishing this thread off with good veemos.
Joseph Smith
Gabriel Nguyen
Owen Walker
Luis Jones
It is done.
Brandon Lewis
Leo Ortiz
good thread cephbros
Matthew Lopez
It was really nice. Surprised it stayed up this long on weekdays, though.
Ayden Sanchez
I'm surprised Agent 8 didn't bring the leather/latex fetishists out in force.
Charles Reyes
She's too pure. You can't overcome such wholesomeness.
Brayden Sanchez
Maybe everyone's come back after finishing FE
Xavier Martin
I'm sure plenty of people are still playing the hell out of it even after completion.
Ayden Smith
yeah probably so
I'm not much of a fan myself, only played Awakening and didn't really care for it
Grayson Walker
I'm sure it exists, but you're probably not gonna see it in these kinds of threads when the alternative is posting fan art that brings out Eight's adorableness.
Jaxon Baker
Couldn't agree more. Just look her! Those adorable little tentacurls.
Julian Morgan
>page 9 is red
Something is up with the board. If I don't make it, love you guys and love my little baby girl.
Eli Rogers