When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down

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cringy chuck norris jokes in an attempt to "go home", but it will just be embarassing

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

WHERE IS MANKIRKS WIFE

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

saurfang cleave jokes > chuck norris jokes

Chuck Norris once beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, Satan is just too afraid to tell him.

>completely missing the point
WoW Classic is 15 years old too, numbnuts.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

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INV ASMON LAYER

Ret paladins do terrible DPS. Unless Chuck Norris is playing one.

OMEGALUL POGGERS JEBAITED 4HEAD
Fucking kill me.

Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.

>[Lilzoom]: just hit level 13!!
>[Lilzoom]: can I get a YEET???
>[Bigboom] I dunno, can you?

Chuck Norris only once took a dump. Today it's known as Mt. Everest.

Old jokes thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg

the aussie arugal server will be constant labor vs liberal talk, talk about beer, talk about abos having unfair better treatment, talk about how the NBN internet is a pile of shit and Rupert Murdoch is a kike

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When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.

>Chuck norris jokes have finally reached nostalgic level
holy fuck stop

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I haven't seen that one in ages

The credits of Walker: Texas Ranger are actually a list of fatalities caused by Chuck Norris during the filming of the episode.

>this thread

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At the start of every summer, Chuck Norris begins practicing his roundhouse kicks outside. We know this as hurricane season.

I'm going to spam asmongolds channel just to piss of the faggots mad at asmongold

jesus christ i forgot all about this

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

most us vanilla chads were teens during vanilla. imagine if you were in your 20s like swifty during vanilla, you're literally a 38+ yr old grand boomer now.

>/pol/ projecting

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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with a cordless phone.

Probably hilarious ""ironic"" racism.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

guys did you know the website called "fourchan"??? it's awesome!!!

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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

according to Chinkk hope and warmane:
EU hours:old jokes, lf WC, RP faggotry (mostly germs), mom jokes and some batner here and there
NA:Trump, EU caliphate, muh guns, muh 2nd ammendment, muh freedoms followed by normalfags who fling shit due to them being offended

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

cuck tranny cope XD

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

>Not constant Chinese gold farming spam.
It's like you never played a video game before

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre over 200 yards.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Pogchamp

> I'm sorry Kate!
> I masturbate!
Was funny 14 years ago, still is.

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>this is somehow not proof that Classicfags are not in the least bit nostalgic and want to essentially go back in time.
Yeeeah no.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Chuck Norris once sucked 15 dicks for bus fare and then walked.

During the stress test there was mostly
>THICC

The universe is actually not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.

Jesus can walk on water.
Chuck Norris can swim on land

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

With Chuck Norris as world leader there'd be no crime. Only punishment.

Chuck Norris doesn't knock girls up. He knocks them down.

Dude weed lmao and right wing political whining

Chuck Norris has never fought in a war. His use in combat was deemed inhumane by the Geneva Convention.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the word hunt infers the possibility of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris is inside Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.

Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.

>wow
>not Yea Forums or the internet

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Hehhe

It's a common misconception that Chuck Norris can predict the future. The future just does what Chuck Norris tells it to do.

Also if this is an old jokes thread:
youtu.be/aP5uWXNBYgY

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you die.

>he actually said it
The absolute mad lad

youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik

Chuck Norris knows every word in the English language, except "mercy."

I don't get it

Chuck Norris was once surrounded by the entire Russian armed forced, the situation looked hopeless but Chuck let them go.

you can't count to infinity even once because numbers never stop going up endlessly.

Humans didn't find Chuck Norris jokes funny at first, it was an adaptive evolution

Great. SJWs and Armchair nazis being triggered at each other.

Pack it up boys, its fucking dead

OP here, that's it for me. I'll see you boomers in queue on the 27th. God speed.

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Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

Chuck Norris banged my mom

So you can just stop and start counting again

It was never funny you normie cunt.

>numbers never stop going up endlessly.
Bullshit

OMG IM IN ASMONS LAYER HI ASMON!!!

>vanilla chads [sic]

Citation needed

Ahhhh UH
youtu.be/bIVTT4fgPQI

this +

Anal [Charge]

Anal [Slam]

Did somebody say “Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker”?

you can have numbers with ten commas or even a hundred or more and they will still increase with no limit. just because we don't have a word for numbers that large (yet) doesn't mean they don't exist in possibility. there's no capping point where "infinity" would be like there is for technology that has limits to what can be done.

REDDIT SPACING

>this is 12 years old

brb killing myself

no

Imagine dying between now and the release of classic

SOUNDS JUST LIKE JOE

That's just Newtons Third Law. Anyone who does a pushup is also pushing the Earth down.

god I'm jealous of EU servers

Nerd

Anal [Rend]

kek one of my favorites

[Boomerjuice]: You ever wonder what human females smell like?
[Trollforlife]: like Every Man for Himself
[Angkor]: That was absolutely the worst pvp decision Blizzard ever made
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Murloc and Me
It's a Wonderful Murloc

lf2m WC healer needed

The same shit that retail plus some contrived exchanges trying to revive the old Barrens chat, but it will be boring and inorganic.

shallow and pedantic

maybe if you retarded cringe kid zoomers would allow yourselves to enjoy something unironically it wouldn't seem boring to you

[Krol blade]

>Trying to force the exact same memes as 14 years ago isn't boring
That's right, it's pathetic. If anything it is much less sincere than any natural conversation that isn't people acting like bots talking about Chuck Norris till the end of time.

I think kids these days are too full of themselves to say anything worthwhile other than "like comment and subscribe to my channel".

People don't talk to others because they appreciate human company, they just want to be noticed, and to climb at the heights of celebrity, because popularity is all they care about these days.

cry harder

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

When Chuck Norris goes to heaven he’ll walk up to God and say “you’re in my seat.”

It's not forced if you were there, zoomer.

>Trying to relive my childhood by going with the exact same motions isn't forced
I played vanilla too, but I don't try to fool myself like this

your butthurt seems forced, did you stick something up there?

Never an argument, it's always pure reaction to any criticism. No wonder everything today is a remake of a remake, everyone is coasting on nostalgia.

dilate

That's not criticism, retard.

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I'm obviously criticizing this perpetually nostalgic culture that tries to cargo cult whatever superficial aspect of the shit that you liked when you were 13.
Of course it is by design because we have no culture anymore in today's world and companies take advantage of this to make the same movie or game every year, but still people should be vigilant about it and try not to fall for it

>these will all get you banned nowadays
Bros...

No, you're just whining about it

Really? I stopped playing retail less than a year ago and people still spammed that every now and then.

mOnKaS

Jesus Christ you people are lobotomized.

no, you're just a fagget

>yfw aktshually everyone pushes on the Earth during a push up

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>literal NPC zoomzoom lacks the emotional depth to fathom why others would enjoy nostalgia without their protective shield of irony
Can't make this shit up.

>chuck
Sneed

I'm outright telling you that irony is terrible and both things stem from the same source, are you kidding me?

noice

At least someone here gets it.

>le irony is le bad

okay

Thanks for reminding me of this. Haven't laughed this hard in ages.

holy fuck based

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This is what I'm saying. What conversation is there to be had when whatever I say can be answered with a "le ironic meme" in either direction? If this were only for vidya, but it applies to everything nowadays, and it's just a cope for not having actual opinions (and, ironically, prevents you from forming them).
>lol good luck getting me to engage in conversation, I'm behind 7 layers of irony

It's just a result of a decadent and complacent culture, when shit get reals irony dies on day 1.

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There isn't much to say to someone having a mental breakdown over a video game lmao

where the fuck was mankriks wife anyway?
I abandoned that quest

When Chuck Norris logins to WoW the Asmond spams chat to get invited into Chuck layer haha

based retard

youtube.com/watch?v=ctVrpQ-orss

This is a perfect example to see what I'm saying, but again, irony only to avoid engagement with important shit.

>important shit

lmao pull your head out of your ass. Chasing neo-marxist windmills only matters to polflakes who are already far beyond help and should just be derided like so.

Imagine playing undead. Actually worse than niggers fucking disgusting cunts. They are the only thing making the horde such a shit hole. Every fucking undead is played by a fat fucking retard metalhead with unwashed hair that smells of mcdonalds that think they are gods at pvp. Stupid undead

>lmao pull your head out of your ass
Irony is one of the most relevant aspects of our culture.
>Chasing neo-marxist windmills
what

in that hut on the path that goes all the way down the zone, the "Beaten Corpse"

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what

where is manrip's wife???

Saurfang hails from CLEAVEland.

>most of Equinox defender of the horde comic is lost forever.
Comfy summer evenings reading about a Tauren and his troll waifu.
A great many things have passed beyond the horizon since I came here boys

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