What is he announcing this year?
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HALF-LIFE™ MOBILE
retirement
haha lol
Some dipshit mobile game, a bunch of piece of shit dota characters or whatever those fuckheads who play that garbage have.
Fusion with Epic Games
Dota board game
Half-Life: Cunny
RICHOCHET TWWOOOOOOOOO
Not games.
VR tasting, so you can eat a burger while eating a fake burger
They Hunger 2
DOTA 4
Half Life 2: Switch Edition.
I could see it, it is already on the Shield.
artifact 2
ARTIFACT REBORN
Based
his retirement
Full Life VR trilogy, its twice as more as half life.
They don't make anything worth a damn anymore, so probably cell phone shit, VR shit, or some combo of both. The group that made the Orange Box is long gone from this world.
fucking nothing
>Riot does well with LoL
>copy it and we get dota2
>blizzard does well with Hearthstone
>copy it and we get artifact
>Epic does well with Fortnite
>add br mode to csgo
>facebook guys oculus
>valve makes a vr thing so they wont have monopoly
I suppose the next thing for valve is mobile games to follow suit with EA, Bethesda, nintendo
Ofc theres the 3rd party VR games they're publishing.
>guys ocu
you mean buys?
Why have half,life when you could have Full, Life coming soon
LoL copid a warcraft3 mod that blizzard let slip out of their hands. what you expect though of blizzard, they were that retarded
Underlords VR and some other shitty mobile game
His feet
Dota gacha
this or Ricochet 2: Electric Bogaloo
I diet I hope.
Team Fortress 3 exclusive to Valve Index, so you can actually wear your hats.
That he lost ten pounds
He lost a leg to diabetes and Dota overlords 2.
HLVR, I can feel it.
Counter-Strike card game
Unironically this
Orange box for the switch
Half Life the card game
Portal vr (index exclusive)
He looks like such a fucking out of touch retard with those sandals on.
This could be cash
but hl2 is already in playstore...
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diabeetus
>e3 2020
>Valve panel
>lights dim
>Gaben rolls on stage
>holds one finger aloft
>crowd takes notice
>raises a second finger
>murmurs in the audience
>lifts a third
>excited chatter
>points skyward
>George Lucas rappels from the ceiling carrying the severed head of Kathleen Kennedy
>crowd starts going wild
>George grabs the mic
>announces that all nuDisney canon is now illegal, the slate has been wiped clean
>announces that production will begin immediately on the real Episode VII
>Gaben declares that Portal III, HLIII, TF3, and SW:BFIII will be released to Steam at the conclusion of the panel
>crowd is erupting, geysers of cum everywhere
>precipitates worldwide uprising against SJWs
>millions of soiboi faggots and pink-haired dykes put to the sword
>Angela Merkel crucified, rapefugees rounded up and sent back to Africa
>SCOTUS declares all gun laws unconstitutional, universal concealed carry cemented as a right; wall erected days later
>in low earth orbit, Gaben and George look out upon the earth from the Valve/LucasArts Skylab Headquarters
>George turns to Gaben, "You know, for a while they didn't believe in you. They doubted you were the chosen one."
>Gaben looks at him, a smile plays about his face
>"I know, George..."
>"But in the end, I wanted them all to realize that sometimes..."
>Gaben winks at the camera
>"It's all worth the weight
artifact expansion
Based
I think he's just self aware about being walking meme at this point.
> runs exclusively on NVIDIA SHIELD
I thought they are against exclusivity.
how the fuck is he still fat
I've lost 80 pounds in 3 years by just doing CICO
No excuse gaben.
>hl2 being the first game that is steam exclusive
Everyone is against chinks and epic cause everyone dislikes chinks as it should be.
However everyone likes gabe and steam as it should be.
In other words fuck epic and fuck chinks.
City 17 Match-3
>runs exclusively on NVIDIA SHIELD
It's "exclusive" only if you don't install GLTools or mod your nintendo switch, modern phones and tablets run it like a dream
nice, based
With this logic all epic exclusives are not exclusives because they are on consoles.
I don't mind 1st party games exclusivity on the store (like Fortnite) but buying exclusivity for almost ready 3rd party games is a big no-no.
Then with this logic the simple answer is that chinks are subhumans.
This.
Everything was cool till they bought out metro getting shitton of press and annoying the living fuck out of everyone cause the only thing people dont like is change.
thanks and have fun
Yo... Look at that toe
except people understand somewhat that epics own games are exclusive on their own launcher, they just dislike having to use another launcher outside of already using steam