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Superb Marty-O, Lonk and Speedy the Porcupine.

Jumpman
[insert name here]
Ogilvie Maurice

The red guy is Jumper, the green one is Elfy the Elf and the blue one is little Sammy.

mario, zelda, jazz jack rabbit

Donkey Kong
Zelda
Felix the Cat

Who the fuck doesn't know who Kirby, Simon Belmont, and Crash Bandicoot are?

leisure suit larry, guybrush threepwood and sonic the hedgehog

Damn I wish I had a brain damage so I could talk retarded enough to get a gf.

Mario Zeppeli
Bruford
Shigechi

Mario
Sword Mario
Sega Mario

mario luigi and sonic the emerald

Dan, Jesus and Porcupo

Mario
Zelda
Sonic

Can i get a cute gamer gf now?

Little Mac, Little Zelda and Speedy Gonzalez

I'm sorry, you seem to have misunderstood. You have to BECOME someone's cute gamer gf now.

You unironically have to turn the s4s part of your brain on a little bit

How does not being able to name certain characters make me someone who doesn't play games?

Fredo
Some Christian Vulcan dude
I'm guessing the mascot for teenagers who are into furries?

OK, the third one I have no clue but I'm fairly confident on the first two.

Also, this is the CONSOLE Gamer's BF/GF Test.

But im overweight, balding, have a hairy back and a small penis.

jackie chan
jackie chan
jackie chan

Bing Bing Wahoo, Gerudo Trap, and Autism Awareness the Hedgehog

Mario zelda sonic, ezpz

Who?

are you also asian user? I can't tell from your pic

Easy,
>Sheen Esteveez
>Benadryl Cucumbers
>Zelda

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Add me on steam fellow intellectual. Let's discuss philosophy and justify our lust for 2d women...maybe meetup and jerk each other off ? haha maybe if it leads up to it kiss and try other stuff ? :p oh god that was actually suppose to be in spoiler text...oh well :p i already wrote this much jk lol ..or maybe ?

Frank Zappa
Ed Sheeran
Care Bear

>i'm too smart to get a gf
keep believin that my man

Red guy from Donkey Kong
Elf from Bible Quest
Speed Weed

I dunno about the first two, but last one is definitely a recolored ripoff of coldsteel

>they're not the one
Of course not, "they" is plural. One person is never a "they".

>Frank Zappa

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FL4K is my friend.

They can be singular if you don't know the gender of someone you're referring to. As in "someone left their umbrella in the train".

Red Link, Green Link and Blue Link, the game called Four Swords. Heh, thought you could trick me.

>Destroy
>Synthesis
>Control

Try to do the opposite, you dont want a dumb piece of shit as gf, trust me.
(Only works if you`re actually smart and dont just make fun of dumb people to feel better yourself)

If I do that I’ll probably end up killing myself

Then what's this one?

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Singular "they" has been in use as far back as fucking Shakespeare

I think it might be an American thing though I'm not sure. I always am surprised when people act like singular they isn't a thing, it's so common here. The only alternative is he/she but writing he/she every time is a pain and saying "he or she" is even worse.

That is an alphabet for autistic people, Mario is A, Zelda is B and Sonic is the letters C to Z.

More likely that nu-Yea Forums is both uneducated and scared of bogeymen

Red Luigi
Zelda
The mascot for Autism Speaks

Am I dating material?

You don't know Mario, Zelda and Sonic yet you go to the video games board?

Get out of here you journo.

Mario, Zelda and Sonic

EZ

Because you don't play video games.

>using they to refer to an individual
Maybe if you're talking about a stranger, but that's still a rarity.

yes, implying you're gay

Do you really say "he or she"? Stilted as fuck.

Luigi Rojo confirmed?

whos the guy in the middle with the bible?

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Based, ignore those other basedfaggots

Red Mario. Green Golbin. That one guy in my cuck porn

>being able to identify 3 of the most iconic videogame characters for the past 30 years that's been engrained to our generation means she's waifu material

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greaseball. Funny mustacheman. And living past the war

Goldeneye 007 for N64
Nu-Yea Forums DM
Fishlover69

Mario, zelda and sonic you fucking zoomies

Referring to someone of unspecified gender is not rare at all. It's done pretty much any time you are talking about a hypothetical event like "if I see someone I'll ask them". It's also used when referring to an unknown person like "Somebody stole my cookie, they'll pay for this!" or "I heard they're hiring a new employee, I wonder what they're like". This isn't rare at all. I don't understand how you could not consider this a normal part of English grammar

what specifically is this image doing to your eyes when you stare at it?

Mario Luigi I know for sure are the first two but idk the third one. Is that okay user? I never really played games

it makes a robot bee fly into your house and kill you instantl

user...?

Bink Link

If they cant name them, that person ia going to really get my attention. What kinda stuff are they into that they have avoided the most mainstream names in the world?

No, I use she for women, and I use he not only to refer to men but as the default if I don't know the gender to be otherwise

Richard, Mortimer and Felipe

>this retarded argument about the word they is happening simuntaneously in two threads now
fuck my llife