"When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left."

"When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left."

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ha ha that is indeed what was said. Thanks for making this thread.

>does everything the nice tutorial voice says
>get to escape into a nice green open field
>be satisfied and uninstall
This was a comfy game.

I go through the right door.

>it's a backrooms fotw meme thread

fpbp

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

reddit game

>hurr I cannor think for myself, must follow orders
doesn't it bother you that your grandparents were so much while you are so little, you slimy excrement. I can give you a zoology book so that you can register your"self" in the mammals division.

I feel like the Stanley parable is somewhat spoiled by having experience with TTRPGs because to me narrators are GMs and I'm used to being able to talk to the GM.

Don’t you have made up stories about Vietnam to mumble somwhere?

Humans are mammals already, retard.

Uh but the door on my left changes depending on where I am in the room.

i loved that ambient space room thing. i looked at this shit for 20 minutes before leaving

Great idea, poor execution.

Next time tell him to add himself to the failed abortions or freaks of nature / aberrations section next to the mongoloids entry.

>No Stanely, you stupid cocksucker. That is not the right direction for the storey.

yeah he gives you shit if you turn around then walk backwards into the one on the right

Does he really? That's awesome.

What's your favorite ending? Mine's confusion.
*LOUD ALARM NOISE*

fucking take your autism meds, christ

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is that the one where you get lost and end up working with the narrator to try and fix the game?

I would turn around and enter the door on the right as it would be on my left after I turned around.

i spent like 4 hours trying to win the ending with the countdown timer and buttons

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Fucking great game.
Do you think the new content will be on par?

Everyone does. That's the best ending. I liked how it fooled me into thinking it was solvable after so much experience with video games always making you the hero and the one who figures something out in the end. His
>I mean, look at you, running around trying every little thing in this room - these buttons, NO, these colored ones! Or maybe this big red button, or this door... Something, anything, something here will save me. Why would you think that Stanley? That this video game can be beaten? Won? Solved? Do you have any idea what your purpose in this place is?
>This is not a challenge, it's a tragedy
lines are delivered perfectly.

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"And suprinsingly, there was a black cock behind this door, Stanley choose to suck it"

>buy game
>play it
>get ending that tells me to stop playing
>exit the game and uninstall
What a fucking ripoff. Maybe that ending would've had a point if it was the 20th one I got but it wasn't.

Yep. So many great moments.

faggot post

when the fuck is the extended cut coming out?

God I wish there was more interactive media experiences like Stanley Parable

Don't think I'll ever get the "Go Outside" achievement. Can't go more than a year without getting baked and replaying or showing it to someone

this would actually be a really hot zone parody

>I liked how it fooled me into thinking it was solvable
>he doesn't know

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>open game
>narrator asks to press any button
>press the off button on my pacemaker
>die
Wow, thanks, kojima.

cringe

>you slimy excrement
who the fuck calls someone that, you fucking autist? call him a faggot like everyone

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>The Narrator is shown as untextured tentacles that are mostly off screen
>He fucks the chick from the suicide ending and we never see her face
>The female narrator from the crusher ending makes an appearance too to fuck normal stanley
>Endless lewd banter

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The only walking simulator that is actually fun.

no dats racis

Playing with the idea of whether it is in fact solvable just adds up to how good it is, yes.

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a set of hypno scenes where the narrator tells stanley to do all sorts of depraved shit and stanley is helpless to disobey

Is this game coming to switch?

What do you mean The Last of Us 2 is also coming out next year?

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I wonder if the last of us devs replied to this

Indeed, good user. I must admit I wasn't paying attention when I played, and I accidentally deviated toward the right path. Thankfully, a brief reminder from the Narrator was all it took for me to return to the correct path and experience the true ending. Both comfy and forgiving.