Seriously Yea Forums, fuck you for saying this game was bad

Seriously Yea Forums, fuck you for saying this game was bad

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It isn't bad. Just overrated. Dustforce is better and that came out 6 years prior.

it isn't bad, it was /pol/ screeching

The music composer is a cutie.

Is that the tranny game or whatever?

This seems like the most basic SMB clone with the most intense journo/reddit marketing ever behind it. Also any game going for the MENTAL ILLNESS NARRATIVE by using words words words instead of gameplay mechanics can be safely disregarded as a meme.

Imagine listening to a board filled with autists, you deserved it.

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ugly tranny with the voice of an 80 year old woman

also her "girlfriend" (another tranny) draws porn of the two of them and sells it on patreon. sickening

Post the porn

careful kid, don't shit your pants too much because other people exist

>look it up
>find it’s twitter
>followed by breadtube
>followed by... Arin Hanson

Hahahahahahahah

But it's ok when chinks do it

>also her "girlfriend" (another tranny) draws porn of the two of them and sells it on patreon. sickening
Link?

>Just overrated
Isn't that just a codename for 'popular'?
>also her "girlfriend" (another tranny) draws porn of the two of them and sells it on patreon
Nice.

here is some SFW stuff

I don't want to dig up the NSFW stuff just to get banned. I did see it on /d/ a while back, tho

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overrated means it gets more praise than it deserves you fucking mongoloid, which is an accurate description for celeste.
metacritic.com/game/switch/celeste/critic-reviews

I don't think anyone said it was bad. It was all posts like this one which you should pretty easily be able to realise haven't played the game and aren't trying to talk about it anyway.

>Aurahack
Huh, I knew the artstyle was familiar from somewhere
>rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=aurahack
Also, don't google how Aurahack actually looks like.

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it is? have you played side-b or side-c of the stages?

>it gets more praise than it deserves you fucking mongoloid
And you are the one who determines what amount of praise any particular game deserves?

Time to fap.

Reminder that chapter 9 will be out soon.

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When

I actually like its anti goverment surveillance art, its really good.

Probably september 1st since that's when the album for the chapter's new songs is coming out

>you have to be /pol/ to dislike a story that (actually) has a girl fight the physical manifestation of her anxiety

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The new achievements went up yesterday so it shouldn't be too much longer

Does it trigger you, snowflake? Do you need a safe space?

I wouldn't buy his game if my life depended on it, but to be frank that's one tranny I'd definitely smash. Also note that he's like 6 foot and built like a quarterback.

>those crotch marks and nipple bites
wew lad

You should check out its art. It maybe a tranny, but its "Fuck the Rule" art is tops.

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What do they look like? can't find any pics.

>le abortion tranny game
it is shit

Imagine putting your mouth on a tranny's infected open crotch wound. Your nose filled by the stench of shit, pus, rotting flesh, and stale piss as you force yourself to go down on "her".

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The composer is the "Girlfriend" doesnt seem to have any current pics online. I did find some of it before or during its transition into a trannyfreak.

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Is it a free patch?

I know her meant the artist/gf.

youtube.com/watch?v=cbjdHclbekc

Isnt that the artist? Or is this the composer before? I dont know I am not a tranny expert. All I know is the composer makes good music and the artist makes really good art.

>shitty indie platformer thread immediately derails into talking about trannies and referring to them as girls

Eh its about 50/50. For every Her or She there seems to be an it or him.

You will never understand some one else's fetish

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Yea Forums here
I never said it was bad
Also fuck 7C

The game is actually really good. The problem is that the game is overrated by reviewers and "gamers". Just he glad that the game isn't worship like Undertale.

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it has a nigger
0/10

It is bad. Garbage story and overall an unispiring playing experience. Yes, the platforming was difficult but it had nothing else going on, the visual style is complete garbage as well. It is in every way a worse Super Meat Boy.

fucking cookie cutter shit

/vpol/ just doesn't know what to do when a game with great gameplay gets made by liberals

Mario is garbage compared to this game.

The problem is that /pol/ was pretending the game was about her getting an abortion. And of course, these permavirgins love to larp as christfags so the thought of a woman getting an abortion triggered the everloving fuck out of them. And so they spent like a month straight literally triggering themselves with their own lies about a game they never even played.

The game itself is a well designed, challenging platformer and nobody was allowed to discuss it when it came out because /pol/ was in full retard mode the entire time.

Left = dev before Celeste
Right = dev after Celeste

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Is this real? Matt is a tranny freak now? It's like a fucking virus

M-Matt what happened?

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It’s a good game but doesn’t deserve the ridiculous amount of praise it got nor the amount of hate, either. Like it’s not GOTY material but it’s not about abortions either lol.

He/she/it is "nonbinary" (i.e. craves attention but too much of a pussy to go full tranny) now

>nine characters
>not four
wow you're bad at computer

Dilate

Did Madeline cut her hair?

She's transitioning into a man.

That's not what I asked

I still don't get how anyone looked this and believed it was about abortion or why any of you fags believed such blatant lies.

It's a pretty unique story idea desu, i don't see why you're bothered by this

>8bit indie platformer #191467396

>implying /vpol/ plays games

every video game is made by liberals, that's why /vpol/ is just a bunch of screeching hypocrites

its pretty good tho honestly

Yeah I had a great time with this game. I just went in blind and didnt pay attention to any news regarding the devs or who else contributed to its production. It's an incredibly tight platformer with great music and fun level design. Had a pretty fun story as well. Turns out it had a ton of hidden movement exploits built in, so there's a good amount of depth on top of what is provided to you.

>didnt pay attention to any news regarding the devs or who else contributed to its production
Everyone on this board needs to do this. True men of integrity realize anyone can make a game.

>abortion of a white baby leading to race mixing
>Muh depression
>Tra nnie shit

Dustforce is a completely different kind of game. It's like saying AVP2 is better than Red Alert.

>Bread tube
Fuck off chapofag false flagger

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They're just incredibly stupid and gullible people. That's how they got roped in by the /pol/ shit in the first place. You'd have to be a total moron to look at some of the artifact-riddle, unsourced infographics the spam and think "yeah, this looks legit". They're entirely emotional creatures who will believe anything that fuels their persecution complex. They're always desperately searching for new "controversies" to be pretend outraged over to such an extreme that the thing that's triggering them doesn't even need to have any basis in reality. All that matters is their fee-fees and playing make believe like they're being "attacked" in some way or another.

I'm pretty sure a sizable chunk of these guys are suffering with some form of schizophrenia too which clearly only makes matters worse.

>implying he looks bad
id dye my hair white and become a real life pegasus

>promotes race mixing
>Killing a white baby so she can have a mutt baby instead

mods
user is breaking a rule