Okay Yea Forums, please help me unlock this idiot

Okay Yea Forums, please help me unlock this idiot

I have defeated him on Crash Cove, Mystery Caves adn some more random tracks, but I can't for the love of god, even unlock his ghost on Oxide station.

There's something I'm fundamentally doing wrong and I can't figure out what. So what's the trick?

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The trick is to vastly improve thy skillset. Hold SF or BF as long as you can on tracks, take shortcuts etc. Really thats all there is to it.

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Do you know about air braking and u-turning? Perfecting those two are all you need for maintaining USF on Oxide Station.

Oxide Station is the worst one by far, probably spent more time on that one than all the other CTR tracks combined
Trick is to nail the S turn bit at the beginning and then to keep blue flame as long as possible after the jump. Last one especially will gain you a lot of time even on one lap.
You need 3:34 to unlock the ghost iirc, then his time is 3:32

No, please tell me about this

Believe it or not, speed characters can beat Tropy on Oxide Station without drifting if you hop around turns properly. Look it up online. If they can do it without drifting than you have no excuse for not beating him even when only drifting on the easy sections.

Focus on not slamming into walls.

You just need to learn the track well enough that you can maintain USF on it for a decent chunk of the last two laps. Just run through it over and over to learn when and where to hop and air brake especially in the last section.

Fuck off with your censored game.

I hate to break it to you user, but this isn't a hentai game, nor did I create it

They're essentially the same technique, but one is done in the air and the other grounded.

>U-turning
Press down and a direction on the D-Pad (you can do this on the joystick too but it's less reliable), then release X and press Square, as long as you don't stop inputting down you won't lose any speed and you'll do a pretty right turn, allowing you to get through hairpins easily. You need to have some amount of reserves stored for this as you'll be letting go of X, since if you don't have any you'll just stop.

>Air-braking
While you're in midair from a hop, release X and hold Square, you won't lose speed and you'll be able to make much tighter turns. Remember that you must release Square before you land or you'll lose your reserves. As an extra warranty, you can also input down while you do this, just like with u-turning, so that you don't lose your reserves upon landing if you slip up.

That should about cover it.

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Can you translate this for the Switch version?

You’ve probably noticed that breaking lets you turn very tightly. You can actually do this same turning maneuver in the air, and doing it in the air lets you preserve speed and boost. This technique is calling airbraking.

If you hold backwards while break turning you also preserve your boost, even on the ground. By holding backwards the shape of the turn will change from ‘skidding in your original direction while changing the angle of your cart’ to an extremely tight U shaped turn. This is called U-turning, and it’s how people perform those insanely tight turns online (such as the end of Hot Air Skyway) without losing their boost. U-Turning can also be done in the air. In fact, it’s easier to do in the air.

To recap, u-turning and air braking are turning maneuvers that REQUIRE letting go of the gas and hitting the breaks. Two things let you keep your boost when hitting the break:
>Being in the air
>Holding backwards
By using one or the other, you can airbrake or U-turn. By combining both, you can U-turn in the air.

Performing a sharp U-turn is very difficult with the analog stick, as going too far left or right won’t register as holding back anymore. Try practicing it with the D-pad to remove the room for error that the analog stick introduces.

If you can’t replicate a U-turn even after all of that, load up a stage with a boost pad. Drive over it and hold backwards+left on the D-pad and slam the brakes the instant you touch it. Don’t worry about maintaining the speed, just observe the turning angle. Your goal is to do that in the air.

On the U-turning section:
>do a pretty right turn, allowing
Meant tight turn, my bad. Phoneposting was a mistake.

Certainly, just replace X (Accelerator) with B and Square (Brake) with Y.
Regrettably I don't have any webms to offer visual aid, which I believe would be helpful.

The most important part is keeping the blue flame long enough, if you suck at U-turning like I do you can just jump into the turns after you land the big jump, you just need to learn the right angles. The time for unlocking him is also like 2 seconds out of beating him so doing that is the easy part. Also, go beat some of the Nitro Kart tracks to relax, they will also help you practice.

I would recommend not over relying on jumping, however. Sometimes you can build more reserves through three perfect boosts in the air than from the fall boost.
You have to be aware of how much you have left so you don't just run out of USF mid-fall, for example. Midair 'drifting' would fix that.

If reserve upkeep is a problem I'd recommend practicing with Accel or Speed characters to get used to the drifting angle and building reserves on straights.

Bumperino

You people looking forward to anything? This GP has been a massive letdown, I have everything except both babies and the Nostalginator decals, which I have zero interest in buying.

Not really
I don't have faith in the new tracks and couldn't care about any characters they're putting in
I just hope they put in enough new stuff to keep others interested in the game so I can keep having fun races with people

I'm holding out for hope that Beenox gets off their asses and actually brings something worthwhile to the game other than GPs with no new modes or fixes.

Stop pressing the acceleration button after the blue flame jump in antigrav. Drift into the next boost pad and only then press the acceleration button again. This lets you drift really tight and you can maintain blue flame further into the track more consistently. This is the bare minimum you have to do to unlock N.Tropy's ghost, elite players will maintain this blue flame through the whole track.

To defeat tropy just maintain this flame up to the tight turn after the segment littered with boost pads. Don't hit walls. Jump drops when you can't drift.

Anyone else not able to earn any Nitro Points or Wumpa Coins recently???

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I understand since all the big faces were in the game from the get go, but aren't you interested in anything at all? Not Nina or N. Brio? Maybe they add some cool karts.

I earn them but I get kicked out to the title screen each time a race ends.

I'm saving coins to get the Spyro stuff as fast as possible I really wanted Moneybags to get in but that doesn't seem likely, so just hoping that the new tracks are good (no blue flame for once, but that's too much) and for the rest of the promised cast, Brio and Moe mainly and Rilla Roo just for shitposting purposes.

thats strange, im also not earning any challenges and the challenges in the Grand Prix are all glitched

I wouldn't mind some new karts, wheels and paint
Loved the lava wheels and the Probulot

how do i get good with speed characters? i crash into every corner

Reset your game

Game must be bugging out on me really hard, I saw part of full default Crash in the classic kart peeking from the top of the screen in the Pit Stop.

Practice, give it a while to get used to how they turn.

It's really just getting used to their angling as they're powersliding. They're absolute units once you master that. Give yourself a lot of leeway before you enter a turn and for sharper turns see

What was up with that "No turbo pads on Hyper Spaceway" a few days ago? Is no-one testing these challenges?

Im really just playing for shits and giggles at this point. Game felt alot more fresh when the Nitro Squad and their GP was still up.

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It's not surprising, the game was a little more than a month old at that point.
As fun as it is, we all experienced the core gameplay ten years ago.

I'm excited for every other Grand Prix. This one is just a slog.

just pick a speed character
all you need to beat tropy
good luck with oxide ghosts

This and it'll feel the same for me with Spyro. I'll be excited at first because new content but I never got into it so i'm not as invested as I will be when October GP rolls around.

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Are you drifting/boosting every chance you possibly get? You need to build up reserves by doing this so you can hold Sacred Fire/Ultimate Sacred Fire for a long time on tracks. Also, Oxide Station is the hardest track to unlock him on so don’t let that beat you down.

Now that I think about it, will they add Sparx as a mask replacement for the Spyro characters? Or will they just get a mask?

They will get Sparx. There's string data that confirms this in the latest datamine.

I only played at a friends house as a kid, never owned it or even beat it. What do you guys expect from the Spyro GP? What do you think I'll be in for?

Ah, sweet. Will it be present in Adventure mode too to give the tutorials? Making Sparx noises?

Probably not since Velo doesn't for the CNK characters.
If they go out of their way to do it that'd be nice though.

According to the datamine there should be five characters, Spyro, Gnasty Gnorc, Ripto and Sorceress (RIP Sgt. Byrd). I imagine that along with that we'll get two karts, another wheel set and a sticker pack.

>Gnorc is okay looking
>Ripto looks goofy
>Was expecting Sorceress to make my PP hard
I hope the karts are okay because I don't like the characters other than Spyro.

Ah, I forgot, Hunter should be in too.
Tbh there was no way to make everyone happy because Spyro's trilogy has too many good characters, but I'll admit I'm surprised we didn't get another female character, like Bianca.

Oxide station was easy. hell, even oxides ghost in Oxide station was easy. learn to boost, u-turn and dont crash into anything.

>mfw dragon mine

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I like him, got a good shitposting vibe to his pics

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>Hunter

Holy based. I hope that turns out being true

Just looked up Bianca, why the fuck did they not add this semen demon?

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>throw red beaker forward on Thunder Struck jump by the swinging logs
>collide with it not even a second later while it's trying to travel

Because more people somehow wanted the Sorceress despite it being Spyro N Friends.

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>tfw no retro Hunter skin for maximum screaming

Almost bought this game on switch for $27, physically. I have no idea if I should do it.

>nearly have everything in the pit stop unlocked now
I'm almost free lads. 4 more sticker packs that are way too fucking expensive for fucking stickers I mean who uses fucking stickers, and I'm done. All coins will be saved for Spyro and anything in the future.

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Why the fuck are you buying stickers, user? There's nothing good there.

>Not adding Sheila the Kangaroo
Are the devs retarded?

27 bucks is pretty good value, I'd buy it.
Warning, though, they added microtransactions.

Completionist autism. I didn't want the CNK racers either but I bought them so the store would be empty.

Not that user but i'm in the same position. I want it all.

>We need more yikes-tier furbait in an already furry game

I really don't care about having Spyro shit in a Crash game and don't think it's necessary beyond Spyro himself.

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Nah they just lack vision.

The game is already claimed by the furries, might as well go all in.

A fucking Kangaroo makes more sense than god damn dragons

Post a screen of the emptied out store, I want to see it.

Nobody who plays this game is an unironic furry. We just wanna fuck the Bandicunts raw.

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You really don't understand what makes someone a furry then.

Why would you publicly humiliate someone like that?

Sorry user I'm not turning on my console for a screenshot, but here's one I found on google.

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Exactly, so why invite the real deal.

Enlighten me.

This one is just boring, I'll never play as the baby characters, I stopped after unlocking 3 of them because I don't care about customising karts, the default kart is best. The better not be Jewish and make spyro a gold tier gp award because nobody has been grinding this month.also angry that some gp tasks are designed to get your friends to buy the game to help you cheat. Win an ONLINE race while driving the entire last lap backwards? Are you fucking kidding,

Just dropping by to remind everyone to ask for Yaya Panda on Beenox official feedback page for CTR
support.activision.com/articles/en_US/FAQ/Crash-Team-Racing-Nitro-Fueled-Feedback-and-Bug-Reporting

You can of course also ask fro balance fixes and report bugs and shit, but I want everyone to know that this girl might be our last bastion of hope for a cute girl that's guaranteed to be in Speed cass

there's a very large chance that neither Pasadena nor Nina will be Speed or Accel

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Really wasn't my intention but after reading it, I can see how I am doing that
I'll be careful about that from now on

>people in these threads constantly post about how they want to bang the Trophy Girls
I don't see how am I wrong, that sure counts as being an enthusiast.

I'm okay with Pasadena and Nina not being Speed. Pasadena should be balanced. I was less okay with Nina being fucking Turn but I can accept if she is because Turn is the only one I don't have a main for.

I hope you get Yaya user, you're dedication is inspiring.

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You're an enthusiast for liking Crash as a series. You're a furry just for being here, even.

Since you're going to pick that single part of it to define the term.

Furries are usually out of their mind halfwits who dress up as animals, create fursonas on websites, go to cons and more often than not are gay as shit. Wanting to impregnate anthro girls is far from this classification.

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Thank you user. I would love for either of those to be Speed, especially Pasadena since I have a thing for girls with southern accents. But Pasadena in particular feels like a perfect fit for balanced, being of moderate size, moderate cookiness, and moderate intelligence (compared to Coco, or Tiny). I don't know what Nina will be, but Speed is the least I expect of her.

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I sent my notice for her and Viscount.

Here's hoping, bro

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watch a video and learn from it.

I know fuck all about Pasadena but other anons have speculated she would be Accel so i'm rolling with it. Yaya has cute pics

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>Accel
I mean Balanced

Imagine making a kart racer where half the cast is grotesque goblins

They need those racers to match the players.

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Based helpful user

>Being this buttblasted

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If you don't think the Spyro GP is gonna be the tightest shit you can get the fuck out of my face.

Give me engines.

I want to play as Velo god damn it

It will be like every other GP except with shit you actually want
You still have to grind that 42k nitro
You still have to do the challenges

>be 5th
>Bomb
>Triple Bomb
>Triple Bomb
>Bomb
>Bomb

Now I remember why I don't play kart racers very much.

>Emperor Velo added
>He's Speed
You're going to wait like everyone else.

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It's really not that. There's just way more shit that needs fixing/updating in the game as is and it's just being swept under the rug.

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>not purchasing the sticker pack with the dragon and the spider

They look really fucking good. Shame about the shitty sticker placement on most karts tho.

Dumb waifuposter
Nobody gives a fuck about your shit opinion

In the end 42k is not that bad. Just do your dailies and weeklies and it will come naturally in around 2/2 and a half weeks.

I can't agree with engines, I'm sorry. Please don't flood Beenox's feedback with that so they falsely think there's a demand for it.

But I like fake velo

I hope so. If at least the track is really good and Spyro gets a great skin, I will be happy.

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Some placement makes the stickers so small it looks ridiculous.

There is a demand for it. You think I'm the only one who wants to play as characters locked to turning?

I was being jocular with my player jan user relax. I dont give a shit about Mario or Nintendo IPs.

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Depends on that final character selection

Post your current loadout.
No fixing up

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It's hard to know exactly how many people actually want it because of the nature of this site, but the only thing clear is that it's not as brilliant an idea as its creator thinks it is. Merely a bandaid.

Tawna is not my waifu

This. No Elora no thanks.

Zank you, Herr Doktor.

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It doesn't fix the balancing, but it fixes the issue that people should be able to play as whatever character they want without being at an objective disadvantage

Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk. You only get to play as real velo when/if you get good.

There's always that one user that spergs in these threads. Sorry for the friendly fire.

The only 'objective disadvantage' is their own skill level. Most Speedfags I've seen online can't even keep SF.

Hot Rod Oxide
Deadinator
Flame decal I don't remember.
Relic Platinum
Champion wheels
Nitros Oxide sticker.
Not giving a photo since I'm currently perusing Brio's method.
...Is it just me or are some items not available in the pit stop, even if they claim they're available when highlighted on the customization menu?

Okay well I can and I want to play as velo

Yeah no shit. Turns out games are more fun when you're invested in the content presented to you.

Then play as him.

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Why would I when the game punishes me for it

Are you fucking serious, shut up and stop being a pussy

Lmao you ran out of arguments in less than 2 posts. Incredible

How hard is to play characters you like? I play Liz because I like Liz. Shes Handling and I still net wins or DNF people.

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Summer Dingodile
Deadinator
Lucky One decal
Team Cortex paint
Electron Team Trance wheels

We're never getting engine swaps and I hope you people actually suffer every second you complain when the solution is right in front of you to experiment and explore more of the game you bought.

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>idon'tbelieveyou.gif

You are missing the point. I do play as velo and I still occasionally win as velo. However I'm at an objective disadvantage because when stats were arbitrarily assigned to characters he was given one that makes him worse than literally everyone else in the lobby. I shouldn't have to compensate just because I got unlucky enough to have the character I like in turning

Not that user but

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Believe what you want.

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>Objective disadvantage
Bullshit and conjecture. Online has items. On tracks like Papu's Pyramid where you're like to get nailed with a bomb in the first climb, Turning characters are literally faster because you can be boosting all the way up.

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>Ripper Roo

My man

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Imagine flexing with the Champion kart and placing 4th or worse.

Any class can boost up the pyramid, only Speed and Accel will beat you to the top and leave Crates/Beakers in the incredibly narrow shortcuts. I understand what you're saying but let's not try and pretend Accel and Speed aren't clearly superior classes.

Champion kart isn't really flexing at all when it's braindead easy to get. The only "flex" is digital tropy and platinum paint. Rest is easy to get.

>Any class can boost up the pyramid
After 5 fucking tries in Time Trial.

You're not getting it.

>a lobby votes for dragon mines
>it filters out all the scrubs who drop like flies

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I wouldn't consider that much of a flex
It wasn't difficult to get

>One single example on one single track
Meanwhile speed characters are able to properly drift boost in straight lines on any track in the game. I'm thinking that's a little bit objectively better than being able to drift one turn in pappus pyramid.

Not to mention that it's still totally possible to get up that hill without losing any speed as a speed character if you can air turn properly

I actually flexed kinda big, by playing as Velo in the Champ kart. and surprisingly, got first quite a bit before changing back to my normal kart builds.

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>After 5 fucking tries in Time Trial
Which literally everyone still playing has done

>Not to mention that it's still totally possible to get up that hill without losing any speed as a speed character if you can air turn properly
Again, not important. They will fail it more consistently.

So are we pretending the classes are balance now? Is that what we've come to

No we're just not pretending to reward zoomer retards that refuse to even learn the game before demanding it changes for them.

>After 5 fucking tries in Time Trial.

Yes? Virtually everyone good at the game has done Time Trials.

>Samefagging
You're still not getting it. You're failing it more often.

We are currently rewarding the Zoomer retards who pick with the meta instead of picking characters they want to play. That's the downside of having stats (very unbalanced ones at that) tied to specific characters.

Fuck off retard

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I'm of the opinion that they should buff Balanced and Turn. However, if you don't pick a character BECAUSE they're Balanced or Turn you're a massive faggot.

FIX BALANCED
BUFF TURNING
maybe throw in an engine select as well

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Not him but you're being an asshole. The complaints about balanced and handling being fucked are vast and common. Can you still get good despite the issues? of course but don't fucking sit there and say there's nothing wrong with them dude because you're just lying at that point.

>maybe throw in an engine select as well
Not gonna happen

I bet one of the things they'll add to coincide with the PC release is engine select.

>Meanwhile, in actual skill town

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what the blue fuck is up with the first shortcut on polar pass? why is it so finicky to do?

They could just bring back the nitrosquad and call it a day. I'd be happy, cause I got in late

I'm just excited for the unknown. I'm sure Spyro will be great, but what comes after that is so unsure I can't help but be curious

>people think engine swaps will ever happen
heeheehee

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Boy I sure love how every faggot with Clock waits until first place has cleared any shortcut you need boosted SF for before using it.

the trick is to boost two time before the jump and dont jump on to the platform. just drive and perform the jump when you just on the edge.

Probably not considering it would take work and effort on Beenox's part.

Nobody thinks that it will. Just that it should.

What fucking braindead retard and Beenox saw the current state of the Warp Orb and said to themselves "yes this is fine". Some of the shit in this game defies basic common sense.

>Not him but you're being an asshole
I am being rightfully facetious. The 'issues' with class balance are at the single most superficial level they could possibly be in a racing game, when there's so much more involved than Top Speed, even with U-turning factored in.

There's always a faster car. Always. Doesn't mean a thing.

But the engine would change nothing. Maority of people would play the speed class anyway.
It's like you would want to be able to swap the moveset in Tekken, and everyone would pick Devil Jin moveset. You will just kill the diversity of play.

>We are currently rewarding the Zoomer retards who pick with the meta instead of picking characters they want to play
Exactly what your problem is.

God I love thin women who are stacked, but hate it when it comes at a cost of their hips or thighs. Luckily Ami doesn't suffer from this.

>rather than fix the problem, we just want all karts classes to be identical to each other and characters become demoted 100% to being reskins
great idea, dipshit.

Muchas gracias doctor.

It will come at an eyesore. but my nitro setup is

Blue baby T
Nostalginator pink Mammoth
Purple lava rock tires
primal splash decal

I haven't made an aesthetic setup yet.

>I am being rightfully facetious
Still lying I see.

You are combining the balance issue and the character selection issue into the same problem. Who cares if most of the people play the speed class when they can at least diversify the characters you see in the lobby
Right now everyone plays exclusively speed and occasionally accel anyway. Balancing the stats is a whole issue in itself

I believe, i want liz to sit on my face, while she plays CTR and HEHE's when she wins.

Learn the game. Git gud.

Ah shit, here we go again

>Right now everyone plays exclusively speed and occasionally accel anyway
They do not.

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Go into a lobby right now and prove me wrong

And she has a penis

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I have already at least to the point of unlocking Tropy and doing pretty alright online. I however am not got to sit here and say there's nothing wrong with balanced and Handling when people have outright done comparisons showing just how fucked they are you cretin.

Don't have to

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oh my fucking god can we please stop saying "ultra sacred fire" jesus fuck do you people even listen to yourself

Why do people say this retarded shit

Id take it a step further desu.

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I don't see how this is a problem.

She is gorgeous.

Do you think a pic of Liz winning a race is somehow going to prove me wrong?

>Sassy and pouty

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No, we cannot

What more proof do you people need? Theres doing this all the time.

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I call it blue flame. I will never use that retarded term.

>Literally not a Digital Tropy
>Complaining about class balance

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I'm not convinced just because you take a picture every time you win a race as liz. Go into a lobby right now and see for yourself

Can you guys make a unified name for your general so I can filter it?

The last 3 lobbies I was in I was playing against Crash and babies. That's all this GP has even been.

Is it even possible to do the 2:35 on Twilight Tour? I completed a track with SF and shortcuts but the less I got was 3:05

>you're not good unless you have Digital Tropy
Glad to see my argument yesterday about Digital Tropy players holds strong.

just add each other as friends, have a race, and the winner posts a picture of the podium

and there you have it, proof of who's better

>474559630
I hid your post just fine I don't see the problem :)

Sorry, are we bothering you with this thread while you're looking for one of the 10 threads who are totaly not porn right now ?

YOU'RE PREGNANT YES YES YES.

>im not convinced when i see evidence before me
Delusional. And im not anywhere near my PS4 atm to play but theres always more ppl showing evidence in Webms or screens of turn chars dominating.

Are you serious?

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I'm looking forward to the spyro GP, and maybe if they decide to do one based off of the titans and twinsanity.

Passive Aggressive Incel alert

You certainly don't deserve to start pushing changes to the game if you're not.

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Of course it's possible
You need USF, not SF

Did you forget to what this argument was even about, smoothbrain? I didn't say turning characters can't win. I said 90 percent of all lobbies are speed characters

That’s above the Oxide time; heck yes it’s possible.
Maintain normal fire from the first boost pad until you get stage 1 USF, then make sure you hit the second USF pad on top of the market kiosk for stage 2.

Stage 2 works exactly the same way but it’s faster, and only applies to specific pads.

You're inoperable. I literally cannot play the game atm but when I come back with the screeshots you're going to pull the same shit you are currently: deny and deny.

Zem is so based, NF made me love him.

Youre being stupid on purpose because you said
>Right now everyone plays exclusively speed and occasionally accel anyway
Which is a factually untrue statement. Dont make idiotic statements like this in the future.

I bet you wouldnt even be a good father.
She'd probably leave you and take the kid.

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Where did the names of USF and the like even come from? I obviously just got into the ctr world with nitro fueld.

It was a different time back then. Idiots needed a name for the super turbo and thought Ultimate Sacred Fire sounded cool.

This game should have NEVER come to switch, holy shit. It's so much better on PS4.

The French and Mexicans apparently. They can go fast but can't name things for shit.

I heard it came from either South American or French speedrunners

Isn't it the same game?

BEENOX, WHY DOESN'T EXHAUST COME OUT OF THE OTHER 2 PIPES IN THE MAMMOTH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nerf speeds turning
Nerf air turning

It doesn't feel right on switch. It wasn't meant for Nintendo consoles.

It probably was too visually busy and obscured your view.

But there is nothing wrong with it?

Only Yaya and Rilla Roo can save us

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You're literally imagining things. Get a mayflash adapter and play with your PS4 controller if you're that pissy about playing on different consoles.

That was kinda uncalled for

>You wouldn't

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Fuck you, kill yourself

>literally the exact same game just with X company's controller
if you have retarded fingers that can't adapt to more than one layout, you have a problem.
Only valid complaint about switch "feel" is that the joycon buttons fucking suck, so just grab a different controller.

I like how Nitro Fueled kept the inexplicably tight target time for unlocking N.Tropy and Oxide that in no way correlates with their ghosts.

Have you played the original CTR

I'm happy

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How were the ghosts made anyway? Are they just the dev's ghosts and then they just put Ntropy and Oxide over them?

>Say you wouldn't
>Ami says yes you will
I hate this episode

I have enough to blow through the wheels and skins but I just don't care to buy them

>Are they just the dev's ghosts and then they just put Ntropy and Oxide over them?
why would they need to do anything complicated like that? They literally just recorded a ghost as tropy and another as oxide and called it a day.

I don't blame you, some shit is just ugly and there is no fixing it.

You idiots, it's not about the controller. It's the fact that when I start up a CRASH game, I expect to see the SONY logo, not some kiddieshit company pop up on my screen.

I just want the ability to save kart loadouts. I mean there's already a menu option that says "kart sets"

cry more, fag. you already bought the game and the console.

Based. I'm impressed.

Are you implying I own a switch, soiboy?

I have, I mained TINY.
Nerfing the potencial to drive fast in this game is retarded, buff the other classes that can't keep up.

But the Sony logo doesn't appear when you start it on ps4 either. Just Activision and Beenox.

That doesn't matter. Crash is a Sony franchise and always will be.

I'm insinuating that you don't have any testicles, you consolewar-shitposting twat

The nintendo fan saying *I* don't have balls
Shut up drink your onions

A lot of crash characters are ugly, but that’s almost the charm. It’s all the more disrespectful then when you stomp someone as a fat mime you’d see in an NTR comic.

He does have a point that this game is graphically significantly nerfed on Switch and that the game was created with the Playstation controller in mind tho. I personally could never imagine playing CTR on any console but Playstation, just like how I would never want to play Smash on anything but a Nintendo console.

I'd fuck em

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>Norm Team Racing comic
gimme

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I have no problems playing literally any game I want on my PC lmao the only games that feel wrong are arcade machines that had unique controller hardware designed for them

why would you want to play smash is the real question

7/10
Although Coco saying
>Bandicoot power!
Is adorable

>can barely see over the dash

cute

This.
All those USF-fags are wrong.
Did this - honestly I drifted on the first long turn towards the S-turn, but for the rest I just rode on.

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We would.

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My friend owns a Switch, I kick his ass with Bowser.

>Censoring your own name but not the others
Pathetic and sad

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An old photo but still what I used today while playing with my little sister.

She says this skin on Zem looks like a biker chick.

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She's right
Looks like a biker dyke

Wow, I like that phantom speed boost the oxide ghost gets at the final corners on twilight tour. Really, very nice.
>This is our OC donut steel track, think keeping blue flame the entire time is enough? psh kiddo

Looks like one of the bikers from teenage robot

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n-nani?

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Just purchase him, goy

I'm waiting for the inevitable PC port next year so I can play in 60 FPS, but I'm worried the multiplayer will be dead by then and that any unlocks available now won't be by then because Activision are greedy jews.

What do?

get the shitty switch version

>mylifestory.png

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Literally what the hell are you talking about

>think keeping blue flame the entire time is enough?
It is. You need the blue fire on top of the stall in the market area during the first lap, if you never lose it you beat Oxide.

It's a franchise about mutated animals and monster people, you might as well go all out with the furshit. Especially when it means getting more recognizable side characters over villains.

I hope the datamine is wrong like it was for this GP. I just want Moneybags and Ripto.

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Wasn't the datamine correct but they just cut two characters?

You're not helping the economy by holding onto this coins.

>tfw Ami will never crush your head with her thighs

Boy did I give you way too much credit

Shut the fuck up

This.
>find a nice car with a big open space on the hood
>add sticker
>it's instead on the trunk obscured by a spoiler
Seriously, Beenox?

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Coco is so cute guys

>tfw ami will never get you pregnant

Why even live?

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I fucking hate Papu's Pyramid online. It's fucking relentless item spam garbage every single time.
>Item crates right at the beginning
>Immediately after the crates all players are crammed into a tight bottleneck with no way to escape any weapon spam
I just had a race where I got squashed, bombed and orbed before reaching the first corner, and this isn't even exceptional in any way. This is how almost every single online race in Papu's Pyramid starts. It's pure fucking garbage, that's all I can say. To make things worse, the track seems to be everyone's favorite for some ungodly reason and every single lobby votes for it without expection regardless of what else is available. Whenever I see Papu's Pyramid in the track selection I always know that's it going to get picked and it's going to be an awful race, and I'm correct every single time.Why the fuck do people like this track so much?

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People have been predicting that Beenox altered the CTTR inclusion roster by mixing up characters instead of following game order. October can be an introduction of delayed fan favorites of Brio and Nina.
That leaves the inevitable CTTR GP with only Von Clutch and Pasadena as already-established racers, which is why that datamine is believable for Chick and Stew filling up spaces.


I'd hope for Pasadena = speed or accel, Von Clutch = balanced or accel, Chick = balanced or turning, and Stew = accel or speed.

I wait every single time when that shit comes up
8th is the safest position until that first turn going up since everyone will have fucked themselves by then
After that, you;re free to almost climb up in peace but then you're fucked on the first shortcut

I had a race on there last night where every single time, every single time I tried to use either shortcut I was hit by an invisible beaker mid air then blasted by item spam. I just gave up. I feel like almost every single race I get hit by an invisible beaker mid air at least once. It's a recent thing so I guess people are just getting better at it or something.

There was a Fake Velo player with the name Velos_Toes. He was kicking everyone's asses and always getting in first all night.
Don't let your dreams be dreams.

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>tfw Ami will never force your face into her ass and make you eat her braps?
Why live with this pain?

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I don't know man, living is suffering.

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3:36 kek
sub 3:05 and you're ok sub 3 to be a man

90% of the time I can get away with a perfect boost at the start and defending myself with a tnt/beaker. I usually get orbed and clocked at the shortcuts though so my win rate on that track is small.
Prehistoric Playground is much worse because hitting the first usf is required if you want to win and you'll hit it more often by waiting a few seconds at the start. Such a retarded track design.

Let me fix that for you:

Pasadena = Speed
Von Clutch = Speed
Chick = Speed
Stew = Speed

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Why are git gud shitposters always so dumb?
>Thinking online times are comparable to time trial times
>"sub 3:05 and you're ok sub 3 to be a man" when the WR is 2:57.81 and there are only nine players on this planet who have been able to get sub-3 minutes on the track without exploits
>Doesn't post any of his own gameplay, probably because he sucks at the game
Pathetic and sad. Now shoo shitposter.

PP and tracks like it could be fixed by adding even one STP halfway through so it's not completely hopeless if you get fucked by RNG bullshit at the pad

ignore him, it's the dumbass speedfag that always posts in these threads but refuses to post his PSN for a real race

Actually they seem to be following the CTTR Motorworld format except out of order.

Motorworld had 5 separate lands: Mystery Island the pirate section, Happily Ever Faster the fantasy section, Tyrannosaurus Wrecks the prehistoric section, Tomb Town the ancient Egypt section, and Astro Land the sci-fi section.

We already got the Egyptian and prehistoric themes out of the way and Spyro is looking to fulfill the fantasy theme. If these GPs are monthly and are scheduled year for 6 months by starting back in July, then that leaves one month open and will probably lead to an original theme for October.

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Pasadena = Balanced
She's medium size, medium cookiness, medium intelligence. She would fit in alongside Crash and Joe

Von Clutch = Accel
Evil mastermind, probably Accel

Chick = Balanced or Accel
He's a straight man, he'll either be balanced for how normal he is, or he'll be accel because he's smart.

Stew = Speed
He's not very bright, like Tiny, Papu, Zem, and Baby T

Nina = Balanced or Turning
Either she will be Balanced to reflect her being in close relation to Cortex, or she will be Turning because she got huge metal HANDS and she likes small fuzzy animals

I would nurture and provide for Liz and our hybrid child.

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>tfw got 100k coins from the lab basement exploit to buy anything and everything that gets added in future GPs

Unlucky Activision

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shhhhh they'll hear you and delete your money

Von Clutch isn't evil, he's just a big video game nerd

>sci fi world in december

eh, why not
better than another snow track

Who's the best CNK racer and why is it so very obviously Zem?

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then Balanced or Turning I guess

>we could have had lab assistant or hog character
>instead we get some disgusting WoW rejects

thank god right?

Pasadena is one of the taller characters, so she's better fit for speed.
Von Clutch is a stout character like Cortex, Gin, and Trance, so he's a better fit for accel or balanced.
Nina is like N Gin in that she's the evil Coco counterpart, so she's better fit for accel.
Chick is the straight man, so he's better fit for balanced or turning.
Stew is the medium-sized wacky goofball, so he's fit for accel or speed.

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Jealous?

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That's not Nash

>There are people in this thread right now that unironically quits a lobby when a track that they're bad at shows up in rotation

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Rate my setup.

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Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

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How can people be actually this incompetent? Tropy times are easy as fuck. Oxide times too aside from like, 2 tracks at most.

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I r8 a good "MissTheFenceShortcutOnOutOfTimeThenRageQuit/10

Nobody from CNK is good or appealing.

This, they're all fucking shit.

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That's considerably more effort at this point

They need to fucking show themselves

You've spelled Big Norm wrong, amerimutt

>track that they're bad at
literally the only track that people could have any realistic complaints about are dragon mines and turbo track for the exact same reason. they are to be laughed at
>lobby votes for coco park, inferno island, crash cove, dingo canyon, tiger temple, jungle boogie when there are far more interesting tracks on offer
nah, fuck democracy if the voters have shit taste

She's literally the same height as Komodo Joe

Hi.
I quit whenever Crash Cove, Coco Park, Jungle Boogie, Inferno Island, Roo's Tubes, Dingo Canyon, or Tiger Temple gets picked.

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Fuck you, they're boring.
Based taste

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>tfw you just race on any track that gets voted
Just press through it losers.

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I can see that, especially when yesterday, this happened:
>Thunderstruck, Electon Avenue and Crash Cove in rotation
>6 people votes crash cove
Like what the hell?

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I can understand all of them except Tiger Temple, why? What's wrong with it?

If we nerf what's good to match what's bad we'll just have a game full of bad classes. That's not fun for anyone.

Buff what's bad and keep what's good I say.

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There's nothing good in this game

Difficulty-wise it's Crash Cove tier. And on top of that it has an item-dependent shortcut that punishes the first person to use it by letting everyone nearby go in for free with their item intact.

>spend more time in pre-game countdown, loading stage, other players loading in + track cutscene, loading out, and cinematic finale than you do actually racing the track
>the track is also item hell
these tracks are a waste of my goddamn time. They're okay when it's just you and the AI but when playing with people, they're atrocious

So this is the kart you get for buying the Sour Patch stuff. Looks kinda nice.

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shortcut is determined by RNG. you can very easily lose because you're the pack leader and you get nothing but nitro crates, meanwhile people behind are able to take the shortcut for free if the person directly in front of them opened it for them.

The lose? You don't have to win every race

Or you could just save yourself the trouble and not race on badly designed tracks.

You're wasting more time than anything

races are more fun when the winner is determined by who can keep up the pace without any cockups instead of by who was the least fucked by items.
all of these short tracks are called item hell for a reason
Yeah there's a larger issue when you have massive tracks where getting fucked by items means the other guy zooms off into the sunset at top speed but the item fuckery is spaced out more

Definitely gonna buy it once they go on sale.

Those wheels are made for an Amy loadout

Leaving the lobby and joining a new one takes no time. Sitting through a bad track takes ages.

>not for Muh-Gummy

>Leave lobby
>Join new lobby
>Host leaves, like you did

alt colors for alt costumes when

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That has a chance of happening in the old lobby too. And I still have no desire to play Tiger Temple so even if I did stick around "just to get a race in" I wouldn't enjoy it anyway.

I hope we get those wheels in different colors.

then buff everything!

Whats Ami gonna do

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fart

i have no idea what this thing is about but i find it hilarious

How do you do, fellow wumpacoin miner?

>I didn't need it anyway

Any Switchbro looking to farm N Gin Labs?

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Bros should I be concerned about my switch overheating? I’ve been farming lab basement with a turbo controller since yesterday

the faster than tropy one right now is also obnoxious but at least its possible

I wish this game have a PC port so I can have my anime modded ctr.

team trance has a huge front, but stickers only go on the side and scaled down.

You're such a baby.

>quitting a lobby with Crash Cove, Coco Park, Jungle Boogie, Inferno Island, Roo's Tubes, or Tiger Temple
"Waste of time" and "RNG," my ass. You're not fooling anyone. You're obviously just a shitter who gets mad at people beating you without needing USF.

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tiny arena is one of the best maps in the game and it's 100% devoid of USF
not my fault you need to play on small maps with items everywhere to not feel as bad about your small penis and inability to drive fast

There are plenty of good maps without USF. That list doesn't even cover half of the SF maps.

>currently 69th place on the nitro leaderboard
nice

heeheehee

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>races are more fun when the winner is determined by who can keep up the pace without any cockups instead of by who was the least fucked by items
But that's Tiger Temple. The close quarters and 2 rows of item boxes ensures that anyone keeping up in the lap can get into the shortcut. And even without the shortcut, a lot of placements depend on how well you you can drift boost in the hallways.
is right. You must just suck ass at shorter tracks.

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What would you even name this child? Can you support them? What about school?

You disgust me and your a terrible father. Liz deserves better.

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>come into a thread saying you quit lobbies just because of a track you don't like
>people call you a baby
>"you suck and have a small penis"

>not baiting niggas by pretending you're about to open it up and turn

>a lot of placements depend on how well you you can drift boost in the hallways.
I think you meant to say
>a lot of placements depend on whether or not you get hit by an item in the narrow chokepoint where dodging is impossible

Trying to be an internet tough guy is only further proving how much of a shitter you are.

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If I skip the gold relic and go from sapphire to platinum, do I still unlock the gold color?

That's a good way to fall behind everyone else.

>they have a weapon and go through the shortcut anyway
you too

Alright I'll give you that, but its funny when they do fall for it.

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yes, same with plat. If you get all plat, you get both gold and sapphire

youtube.com/watch?v=778P-pPaPLY

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The sour patches apparently only get you the stickers and the tires.
Supposedly the kart itself (and the paint), is from some variety of Trident gum.

>dodging in tiger temple hallways
>impossible
Now we for sure know you suck at this game.

>dodge item
>get hit by it 1 second later because of latency
thanks

Have you played online ever?

Genuinely what the fuck were they thinking?

Who asked for this? I feel like it was supposed to be a tongue in cheek joke making fun of the babies in Mario Kart but they actually went through with it and now nobody is laughing.

At least baby Cortex and Tropy would have made sense since they were actually in the games... But this is just grotesque and weird.

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I'm just glad they made other characters available for nitro

Of course, and even after getting squashed and clocked into 8th, I can still consistently get the top 2 in tiger temple.

It saved the Prix.

I genuinely believe if you had to play as a baby for the nitro people would have stopped playing a long time ago

>not knowing how to dodge in hallways
Have you only had this game for a week?

I really hope the content doesn't show up in the game as locked, but instead just appears when you use the code

We would never fucking hear the end of it if every player had a perminantly locked car in their game because they refuse to buy cross promo material

it's not a matter of whether we can or can't get podium on small maps. it's a matter of whether we even enjoy tiny maps in general.
why can you not understand this?

>make baby crash and baby coco
>leave out baby cortex

What even is the point?

I'm just confused why the characters who got new skins in the last GP had skins that got nitro, but the base characters didn't. That was a dumb decision.

So instead of using the chance to practice how to go about the best routes and learn how to manipulate the RNG like everybody else, you instead decide quit like a petulant infant.

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I mean that's what they did with the oxide edition content. You don't see it in your pool unless you actually have them.

I kinda like it. It feels like a small potenti boost for you even if you want to play as someone without a character multiplier.

and baby tropy. Last GP had five new characters, so people were expecting this one to as well and that would have been perfect.

I did want to play as other characters. But I didn't outside of grinding coins offline. But now that I know how easy it was to get the champion kart top 0.5% last GP I don't care anymore.

>Practice best routes
>On the straight line courses
What does that even mean? There's no nuance to them.

>dude just manipulate RNG by deliberately losing so you can try to make a comeback instead of just staying in first the whole time
>dude find a better line than the literal circuit that is the entirety of this track
I honestly can't tell the difference between what's bait and what's genuine retardation at this point

>not knowing drift and dodge in narrow lines
You keep making yourself look worse and worse.

No one in the world has trouble drifting in a straight line. That doesn't require intensive practice.

Moreover, avoiding items in this game is more about prediction than actual dodging. Reliably dodging on reaction with this netcode has a 50/50 shot of actually working.

>>dude just manipulate RNG by deliberately losing so you can try to make a comeback instead of just staying in first the whole time

The fact that you immediately think that further proves how much of a shitter you are. The 2 rows of ensures that you or someone around you will get an offensive item to open up the shortcut at least once.

>avoiding items in this game is more about prediction than actual dodging
So git gud fagit.

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Did you forget the part where Tiger Temple has two sections where prediction doesn't matter since you can't move out of the line of fire?

*2 rows of item boxes

>still get nothing but nitros and the occasional boost
there is no RNG manipulation, you tard. Only manipulating your position to get a different item pool, all of which contain these 2 items so no amount of shuffling around will save you from just getting fucked on item draws.

Thanks. But I gave up. Fuck the load times and travelling through adventure mode.

>you can't move out of the line of fire
I can.

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Already mapped out mate.
>What would you even name this child?
Troy if its a dude and Laura if its a girl.
>Can you support them?
Yep. Make and save enough money.
>What about school?
The kids getting the best education. None of the local riffraff.
>You disgust me and your a terrible father. Liz deserves better.
Ill make an honest woman out of Liz and a dedicated dad for our hybrid child. Shes worth it.

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I can move out of the line of fire and so can just about every other person I play with. Again, you just stink at tracks with narrow sections. Just practice more instead of quitting all the time.

don't worry, I've had the game since launch and I just got the platinum paint job yesterday by playing on easy mode

You get beakers and shields frequently when you're ahead. Did you seriously try to lie about items just so you could avoid admitting you're bad at certain tracks?

If you don't get hit it means the person behind you didn't use their item or they can't aim. You didn't do anything.

>he doesn't main Geary
What's your excuse?

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>"I can't do this thing! That means nobody else can!"
Quit being such a baby.

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what the fuck even is this conversation? I'm going to shit on it with a food analogy
>hunger for cooked beef, going to a restaurant
>your options nearby consist of steakhouses and burger joints
>steakhouses are higher quality but you'll take a bit longer to be fed
>burger joint is quick to serve you but mediocre in comparison to a fucking steak
>dipshits drag you to the burger joint when you really want that steak
>anons on Yea Forums - Food Analogies deride you for not wanting to be forced to eat burgers and to git gud at appreciating the ketchup and pickles that come with the burgers when all you wanted was a medium rare steak.

N Trance eggsists.

I'm too busy using real characters like baby coco

I was about to say that Von Clutch isn't evil, but then I remembered how every worker in the park hated him/wanted to escape the park, and probably he has (indirectly) killed more people than half the villains in the Crash series.

>quitter is so mad he's being called a quitter that he busts out the food analogies

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Yeah, how do you turn them into humanoid babies when they were never that in the first place

>velo mask activation sound is "AH ha ha!"
>instead of "mmhmhmhmhm"
fucking why

>shut up and eat the burgers, goyim

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Your analogy stinks.
Eating a full meal cannot be compared to a video game race that takes 2-3 minutes.

More like
>"Jajaja!"

>>dipshits drag you to the burger joint when you really want that steak
Didn't you say that you quit lobbies? Nobody is dragging you anywhere since you quit all the time.

What in the goddam hell are you saying,man?

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>Tfw you can go so fast that you can't even listen to the Hyper Spaceway song climax before it resets in the 3rd lap

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No legendary skins and too lazy to unlock the recolors.

Maybe if they didn't cut the track in half...

I want that steak, I'm not going to let dipshits drag me to a burger joint against my volition just because they outnumber me. I'll find friends that appreciate a good grilled meat product but you can all fuck off for trying to force me to appreciate your stupid fucking mustard, processed american "cheese", and limp caramelized onions

Stop quitting.

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This analogy immediately falls apart when you're making up fake excuses about not going to the burger joint that people have debunked.

What's your job? what about college, you gonna be able to afford his/her tuition? What about medical bills?

Prove to me you deserve this baby and Liz.

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Just wait until the Geary GP where he'll get 10 Legendary skins and become a Speed character.

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You've already been outed as a shitter who can't adapt to shorter and narrower tracks. Don't compare this situation to quality meat dining.

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>debunked
All I learned is that people are really blind to blatant design flaws in CTR's maps.

HSW proper remake when Beenox?

>I'm not going to let dipshits drag me to a burger joint against my volition
Exactly, that's why you quit lobbies and people call you a quitter.

He's balanced, which is the class I use the least at the moment. If he was any other class, I'd use him more

No Steve Blum voice clips

>Exactly, that's why you quit lobbies and people call you a quitter.
>anons on Yea Forums - Food Analogies deride you for not wanting to be forced to eat burgers and to git gud at appreciating the ketchup and pickles that come with the burgers when all you wanted was a medium rare steak.

see If other people can learn to be consistently good at those maps then you can too. Stop making excuses.

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>Not playing your own racing music for each track

All this talk about steak and burgers is making me hungry

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Guys, I used to be a hardcore speedlet(Ami, Crunch, Big Norm, N.Tropy, Dingodile), but ever since N.Trance finally got back in the pit stop alongside Mad scientist Roo, I haven't been able to play them since. Now it feels stupidly awkward to play speed, to the point where I wonder if I ever will be able to adjust back to it.
Help, I miss my speed bros( and Ami)

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You already admitted to quitting lobbies, thus you're a quitter. Why do you keep replying to people just saying what you said?

>Still playing the microtransaction fuck fest
Typical

just let a guy enjoy steak, man
doesn't matter if you're indifferent between burgers and steaks or exclusively prefer burgers, it's not your gullet to feed.

>tfw you hear the Teknee tracks' leitmotif no matter how fast you're going

That brass is fantastic.

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You eat what we say you eat, so shut up and take this burger down your throat.

OK, just don't get mad when people call you steak-obsessed when all you eat is steak.

I had this idea of whenever Emperor Velo gets added they could also add a complete version of Hyper Spaceway BUT between going through the portals you also visit the champion's planets, so there would be a Terra, Barin, Phenomena and Tekni section, each with a statue of the champion of that planet. It would be so long that it would only last 2 laps and it would have a more intense version of the HSW theme.

I guess they could call it "Ultimate Spaceway" or something like that.

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So this is what autism looks like, huh?

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Again, nobody's stopping you from only eating steaks. But if quit out every time you're heading toward a burger joint, you're still going to be called a quitter.

Thought I was the only one who noticed that shit is kino
>Dun dun dun, DAN DAN DAN

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reminder never to cheat on ami.

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That sounds dumb even in universe. The other planets are just pawns for velo's amusement.

Kinda meh on it, more interested in the October Halloween GP and the good chance of getting N.Brio and various Halloween based costumes
>gothic Coco or any of the other ladies
>vampire Crash
>Wolfman Pinstripe
>creature from the black lagoon Nash

And Fake Crash going back to the past and fucking everything on sight to the point that even dinos have his genes isn't dumb?

If Assembly Lane is on the menu then I immediately vote for it. Racing to that track's music is feels so good.

youtube.com/watch?v=4cbNhyCcjMs

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Autistic Brazilian chimps, as usual. Anyone here who uses that term is one of them, no exceptions.

garbage game

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By gothic Coco do you mean Evil Coco?

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I like the idea:
>Terra section is really vanilla, maybe one or two boost pads
>Barin is filled with traps and high jumps
>Phenomena is a tricky section with tight turns, akin to Cortex Castle
>Tekni is large and open with USF pads and multiple paths to the finish

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I really wish Beenox were more experimental with the new tracks, and made a Mario esque track, that doesn't repeat itself, and is just one long track

god damn all these characters look like shit

It was post ND what do u expect

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and there's a USF pad right at the start, so nobody online has a chance to win except the guy in first

I hate what they did with N64 rainbow road tbqh senpai

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>goth coco and vampire crash
>not evil coco and evil crash

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I haven't played Mario Kart in ages. How many tracks like that are there in MK?

just give it a kiss.

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just smell it

your usf fire should be the same color as your tire trail if you're using electron, lava or twilight tires

with utmost pleasure.

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I'm down for some purple fire

USF is a fun mechanic and all, but if they keep adding makes that require you just USF the entire race it's going to get stale very quickly.

but i do main geary, i usually switch between his default colour or the one in pic related, hope he gets a legendary skin at some point

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mk8 has 12 cups with 4 tracks each, so 48 total

Not that many, about 5 I think? I've always found them pretty cool though
youtube.com/watch?v=1CFdMukMJAk

>Yfw the next track from the Spyro GP is another easy mode USF track

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Damn, that's pretty hot

Does playing on easy change anything on relic races?

yes, it cuts off a few seconds. I think medium is normal, easy cuts off five seconds and hard adds five seconds? But I don't know for sure. easy times are definitely lower.

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yes ma'am

Difficulty affects Relic Race time, yes.

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are you trying to make me a furry?

because it's working

I'm a Lizzy. Furries can do whatever.

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Youre not a furry you just wanna fuck anthro women.
Also this.

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>MICROTRANSACTION are okay?!!!??!!!

are microtransactions even available on all platforms yet? I hear they're not live on switch.

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>Beenox releases a GOTY edition for 60 bucks at the beginning of next year, with all the characters, pre order skins, GP items and the champion kart unlocked, alongside 10k Wumpa coins
How do you respond?

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god damn, she's pushing the right buttons

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I would already have all of it so it's not for me.

shes exceptionally good at that.

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>gonna do
>not recognizing a Loss parody

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>oxide edition gets fucked
wew

Normal and Hard have the same times, however. Only Easy has a laxer requirement

What is this expression trying to convey?

>with all the characters
I pity them, having the babies and Liz unlocked.

jesus, i found a new waifu

Liz successfully went through the Cortex Vortex and will use her power over the opposite sex to take over the world as Cortex intended.

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If I don't get the gold tier, do those rewards show up in the store later? I'd rather spend coins than grind nitro

>I got all the gold tier rewards in 10 days
you're just lazy. but yes they will show up later