There are 0 good puzzle games

there are 0 good puzzle games

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good puzzle games, are absent

You obviously haven't played Baba is You

Dancing around tranny politics is a fun puzzle game

Still not getting it

I have it's boring

Tetris is shit and everyone is still talking like it's peak video gaming.

No it's not
It's just (You)

>puzzle games are bad

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But Baba is You.

Is Lumines a puzzle game? Its pretty fucking good.

Baba is You and Portal are both top tier.

I remember spending two hours sitting on a toilet playing Lumines on the PSP.

MY BRAIN CANT COMPREHEND WANTING TO TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES WITHOUT POLITICS

Hitman is a good puzzle game

portal 2 is pretty sweet, especially if you look out for the hidden easter eggs like the HL2 stuff

>tetris
>puzzle game

>pubbzle game rlylyrly chalenghe mey brayn
>raaely mayk thenk;;;
>pres 3 butens en ordehr 2 proced 2 nexht levehlll
>mayk sure 2 pusesh roks in ordehr and geht woerds riyttt

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Is the 6th panel supposed to represent some pedo shit?

>rockthrow

Explain why you've taken that stance. What makes you think good puzzle games are no more?

Baba is You was probably one of the more surprising games for me. One of the games I had downloaded from a thread on Yea Forums, played for a bit, and then deleted it and decided I'd buy it sometime in the future.

Trannies and gays aren’t politics

Man this comic just screams incel

>I can't have sex because of all the degenerates forcing their degenerate ways on my potential mates
Kek. Imagine, not being able to have sex. Or not kissing a girl.

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LUKE,
HERE'S MY ANSWER:

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>incel
hmmmm how did you bypass the wordfilter mr janitor???

oh the word filter's been removed

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>tfw 27 years old kissless handholdless virgin
Just kill me lads

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>Stonetoss

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What determines a 'puzzle' game for you, the term is a bit vague.
Ace attorney games count as puzzles for instance.

I like antichamber for a more tradiational "Put square block into hole to progress" type puzzle game.
Portal is meme status but is also a good game.

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(You)

What was incel replaced with?

Uh, the main character (blue cylinder) clearly has a mate.

Imagine thinking people finally Able to be what they want to be is bad

gamer

31yo khv here, get on my level scrub.

Hitman 2016

imagine videogames

Mario

It is like saying an FPS is a puzzle game because you have to figure out which weapons are the best. In the end, both play the same, you are just trying to maximize the speed at which you can accomplish repetitive actions. You don't think about what to do while playing either game if you are any good, you react because you already know what you should be doing. Tetris is not a puzzle game, or every game is a puzzle game.

t. tranny

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Play Portal. Has more action.

Tetris is still the peak of puzzle games and one of the best games ever created. Sounds to me you're too dumb to git gud at it.

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How?

Teach me your ways senpai

T. Angry incel who cant believe that the world is changing from his dinosaur ways
KILL YOURSELF incel

portal is a cinematic first person experience WITH puzzle elements, but isn't a puzzle game.

Like most incels wish they did. In real life however, unless you're a literal cuck you don't care what kind of sex other people are having.

excuse me nigger?

You can't advance without solving puzzles, thus it's a puzzle game.

>you don't care what kind of sex other people are having.
>makes sex his only defining trait
lol

>adults in committed relationships who have more sex are less likely to be depressed or take medication for mental health issues.

How does someone read this and the first thought they could have is that the people are depressed because they are choosing to be socially isolated and not have sex?

maybe people are depressed because they CANT have committed relationships or sex.

Much like my favorite puzzle game, DMC4.

you can't advance without pressing buttons
so it's a button masher

>world is changing = cutting your dick off

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>makes sex his only defining trait
>he's so love starved he can't even fathom sex as anything more than a personality trait.
We're talking about sex, not my fault you've never had it. Else you'd be able to talk about it too

but for real
where is Puyo Puyo 99?

>maybe people are depressed because they CANT have committed relationships or sex.
Who's fault is that?

All you do in Portal is Walk, Jump and Shoot Portals for only one purpose, solving the Puzzles, it's a Puzzle game.

dilate your ax wound.

Old LEGO flash if they exist in the world wide web, still.

Kula World

I'm pretty sure the 6th panel is supposed to be pedos, so replace it with Yea Forums instead

>YYYOU ARE A VIRGIN INCEL
lol
Worst part is you actually think you are winning.

Except with portal it's the main focus, you cannot argue with this fact. With DMC it's fighting or whatever it is called.
Incorrect. Unless the main focus would be mashing buttons, not just using buttons as an input method. Mashing is not the same as pressing buttons, which can happen over time with space between them.

Yeah, yeah it is.
Trans people are now respected and not mocked in the streets.
Gay people can marry.
The future is liberal, old man.

That was my first thought, second was BBC

What is Silent Hill 3 on Hard riddle.

>Trans people are now respected and not mocked in the streets.
Which streets?

probably blacked shit with oversized nigger dongs

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Portal 2 is actually kind of fun even though it is easy.

What the fuck is /ptg/?

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i think that's what he said on twitter or something

/Political Transgender General/

They aren't, though. Claiming a transexual is actually the opposite sex is like claiming a kid in a gorilla costume is actually a gorilla, except the kid didn't waste thousands of dollars and irreparably mutilate himself to pretend to be a gorilla.

That's not a real board, though.

>not mocked in the streets
when the fuck did this ever happen, stop making things up

Nu-Hitman

No you faggot it’s /Prepubescent Truckers General/

Dilate

Walk up to a trans sexual on the streets and tell them theyre not their sex.
Scientists confirmed that transsexuals do have brains of the sex they want to be. So yeah, youre full of shit.

Trannies pls leave, you ruin everything.

why did he lose his arms?

Just hire an escort and get it out of your system. Unless prostitution is illegal in your country, then I'm sorry for your loss.

It probably represents this

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Damn... this really says a lot about our society

You didn't answer my question at all. When have trans people ever been systematically oppressed and mocked in the streets?

>Portal 1 and 2
>Quadrilateral cowboy
>Opus magnus
>The witness
>Fez
>Talos princes
>Papers please

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>Walk up to a trans sexual on the streets
Why would I do that?

Bitches and whores.

Quantum Conundrum

Nazi Germany?
Nearly the entire 20th century?

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haha this is about trannies nice puzzle game op

Shut the fuck up falseflagger, no one calls them "transsexual" anymore.

Lol
the best part is that you know I'm winning.

>lactatia

>fez
Hmmm today I will scan a QR code for fun

we need to bring back transvestites I heard they hate that one

The race to the bottom? Of course, falling graciously like a rock.

lactatia the 9 year old drag superstar

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What is the most satisfying puzzle game?

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>the entire 20th century
Guess how I know you're a tranny? Because you're literally making up problems. No one gave a fuck about trans people until the internet age.

Lol, you didn't have to fall to reach the bottom. You aren't even capable of having sex.

The future sure is bleak.

that was cu.mbrain retard

Rank them.

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england is lost

Here you poor ontopic fool
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He only had one to begin with

>You aren't even capable of having sex.
>If you aren't a degenerate you are a virgin
lol
loosebutts are funny

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t-this isn't real right?

That was from america at the local library

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Had to sell them.

I remember seeing those threads about the game. Some lurkers even admitted to not playing it but just wanted to see the WebMs and GIFs in action.

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this got a smile from me