What do you mean Elves have to pay double to eat here?
What do you mean Elves have to pay double to eat here?
Nicholas Miller
Nathaniel Peterson
what do YOU mean what do you mean elves have to pay double to eat here
Owen Young
Well there is another way you can pay!
Grayson Gutierrez
god i wanna whip out my peepee in front of an elf bitch so badly, lads
Thomas Cruz
magical tutoring? Humoids certainly need all the help they can get hahahah
Luis Wilson
I want elves to keep me as a pet
Carson Murphy
What, do you have a problem with paying triple?
Josiah Ramirez
I'm afraid you'll be the one learning.
Aaron Bailey
i'll let you eat for free, check mate incels.
Jonathan King
but i cant afford that!
Kevin Cooper
*leans in to whisper*
"Look it's not my fault it's the jackass owner of this dirty tavern, I would quit the job if I could but I need the money. If you want I can show you where the best food in town is, I promise they won't harass you if you're with me."
Lincoln Young
Yes but the sausage is on the house.
*unzips dick*
Joseph Stewart
Who can't afford paying quadruple? Fucking elves i swear
Guess you'll just have to work it off!
Lucas Sullivan
elves vs jews the thread
Hudson Wood
You'll regret this when Elves take over and you become our slave race, humoid pigs
Blake Sullivan
You snooty elves complain and never pay when I cook with the local harvest, so I gotta prepare a special menu just for you and import from the other side of the mountain range. So if you wanna eat here you eat the local stuff or pay double.
Adrian Flores
I want knife ears to leave.
Gavin Flores
The only thing I'll regret is letting you suck my cock instead of paying the quintuple debt you owe me.
Parker Collins
Sell your boots
Easton Long
scum
Ryder Carter
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE AN ELF
Austin Rodriguez
no food, only grog.
Eli Long
>elves have to pay triple fhe fish
Lincoln Thompson
Old HAG elves have to pay double to eat here.
This a popular establishment, *Miss*, and you're bringing no extra mouths nor moolah with ya to our carefully crafted image. You should be grateful we let you grace the corner barstool, instead of spot off in the corner where no one will see or sit with you. Or outside for that matter.
Don't worry about showing me your ID. We know how old you are. Just order your alcohol already.
Isaiah Gutierrez
I like that face
Jason Gray
>live for twice as long as human easily, if not longer with more vitality
>can't pay double
Feyfolk? More like, OLD folks. What were you doing with all those centuries? Not accumulating interest on your wealth, apparently. Honestly, elves these days...the entitlement.
Luke Turner
RUDE VERY RUDE
Aiden Brown
>Don't worry about showing me your ID. We know how old you are.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Carter Cruz
If you marry me you can eat for free cutie ;).
Chase Reyes
Why don't you just go eat berries or something instead of coming here and scaring good actually paying folk?
Josiah Taylor
I'm sorry ma'am, but the early bird special ended 8-hours ago.
Aren't you a little old to be out this late, anyway? You'll miss the rerun of Night Court on TV land, at this rate...
Ryan Peterson
Wanna make it 6, you dumb forest bitch.
Connor Williams
Elves lives immortal lives, have access to magic and obscene amounts of wealth.
Yet won't pay $20 for a $10 burger. Who's the real jew here?
Luke Roberts
humoid trash, we elves never did anything to you
shut your mouth, you young whore im not an old hag
Liam Bennett
Well now I wanna play a setting where elves are boomers.
Evan Ortiz
I want an elf slave and nibble on her ears while coming in her ass
Jacob Stewart
Any games where elves get brutally raped and killed?
Eli Hughes
You read the sign, clearly you saw that you can also have as much semen as you want for free.
Bentley Wood
Not a hag?
Well now, maybe I want to see that ID then. Sounds like you're claiming to not be old enough to drink here, hmm? Don't want to break any laws now, so whip it out and proof it what age you're from *Miss.*
Definition of age: "a distinct period of history." Such as Jurassic.
Elijah Gutierrez
Cringe
Logan Sullivan
ITT: Mayflies & lumberfoots
Austin Thomas
That’s not even an elf is it? Fuck off fate fag
Charles Bennett
This thread is fucking embarrassing. Do you LARPers have no shame?
Cameron Barnes
nope
Fate originally used elf ears on Medea to highlight her foreignness
it stuck for various Caster-esque characters (even if Semiramis is an assassin)
Oliver Lee
Do you know where we are
Jaxon Lewis
Read between the lines, elf. It means you aren't wanted here.
Orc girls eat free though
Mason Campbell
this is literally what i expected from Yea Forums lmfao
Nolan Roberts
>Orc girls
>clogs your toilet
Luke Ross
>Orc girls eat free though
How to empty your stock in one hour.
Eli Lewis
Right, you STILL haven't payed your 7x debt.
Robert Lewis
Orc girls would pay $20 for a burger, no questions asked.
Hunter Green
No fuck you, orc girls pay triple and a half what the elf is currently paying.
Julian Rivera
Does this mean you're gonna pay your double now, elf?
Sebastian Rogers
orc girls are also trash with a single digit iq
Henry Wilson
Fuck elves.
Leo Reyes
>burger
They'll pay only for roasts of entire animals, none of that processed meat nonsense. Then you have the city orcs who try to act like they're more civilised and order rare steaks at restaurants, but you just know they did it just to satisfy their cravings for bloodied flesh.
Gabriel Hall
Tell you what, get rid of the orcs and you can eat free.
Xavier Perez
Luke Thompson
I'm the jew, retard.
That's the idea, yes.
Hunter Perez
Please show this elf the door, bouncer.
At least they're not stingy and willing to argue over a few pieces of copper when they can just eat meat.
Henry Ramirez
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The gay bar is two blocks down.
Jack Lee
But that's not an elf. That's Semiramis.
Hunter Thompson
SEMIRAMIS BTFO
Brayden Reed
Levi Anderson
Elves can pay with their bodies.
James Ramirez
NEVER TRUST AN ELF!
Camden Scott
Cbt doujin when?
Alexander Wood
Getting some weird boomer flashbacks.
Daniel Wilson
>posts the biggest elf cuck in dwarfdom
Samuel Mitchell
Humans > Dwarves > Orks > shit > orcs > niggers > ayylmaos > chinks > jews > manlets > youkikes > elves
Parker Walker
>Semiramis
>elf
She is half mermaid though
Luke Robinson
I want to inhale a female elf/orc boots
Eli Rodriguez
Elves are property.
Adam Martinez
PLEASE FUCK ME ELF MOMMY, I'LL BE YOUR LOYAL SLAVE SO PLEASE GIVE ME MILKIES
Andrew Cook
Gobbos >>>> all
Chase Perry
Why do female elfs even care about being raped? They live so long, they are not going to even remember they were raped after 100y. Don't you guys agree?
John Hill
looks humie to me
Jason Scott
Goblins are just orc manlets.
Camden Harris
Who are the biggest cuck?
Male elf or Female orc?
Jack Morales
The lesser races must be purged from the kingdom.
The only good non-human is a dead non-human.
Andrew Lopez
This
Caleb Martinez
Fine, whatever. Money is not an issue for us.
Now step aside.
Easton Johnson
>Every porn game with goblins available always makes them easier to impregnate than other races
>Always give birth faster too
>Shortstacks
They're pretty good.
Caleb Harris
Its all fun and games
Or is the lack of politics, consolewars and wojaks scaring you?
Camden Lewis
Every non-human male is equally cucked.
Non-human females are made for big humie cock.
Brandon Brooks
Ah im sorry did you pay the entrance fee? And the "being a slutty elf fee"?
Parker Clark
You guys don't play rpg as a subhuman, right? Icewind dale, Baldurs, Original sins.... all male human, rights?
Camden Bell
Ogres?
Hudson Moore
>kids leave the house after a day
Jonathan Diaz
Ogrerated
Luis Turner
I love
Levi Lopez
Good, that means I have something to eat after a horde of ravenous orc women empty my larder.
Charles Evans
Pork?
Wyatt Gonzalez
>liking elves
Based
>Le /pol/tard MUH PURGING MUH LESSER RACES MUH HUMANITY
mega-ass cringe
David Lopez
>tfw fetish for taller women
>tfw 6'4"
>the only girls who are taller than me are genetic aberrations who won't live past 30
What did I do to deserve this suffering.
Gabriel Gonzalez
I'm sure that's what it used to be
Henry Bell
I volunteer to be the food.
Lucas Davis
Life ain't fair.
Bentley King
As a guy with a fetish for shorter women, who is 5'3, I feel the same way
David Ortiz
but ass is dirty user.
Hudson Morales
All elf holes get used, user. Don't discriminate.
Caleb Collins
This thread is shit
Gavin Thomas
Too fat.
Jonathan Johnson
Leave, fishwoman.
Alexander Garcia
Elfs should be all put down, it's not fair that only them are immortal.
Chase Reyes
>tfw fetish for taller women
>tfw 176 manlet
>but 99% of women are still shorter
Jason Hill
Thank god I'm a manlet.
Jaxon Rogers
@474527262
>why yes, i hate raceplay. How could you tell?
Wyatt Walker
At least 4 feet is common.
You could also just fuck children.
Cameron Perez
In one Mare Holic story the orcs were so busy fucking heros house that he chuckled them with their orc women.
Jack Butler
Are you me?
I just want a gf that can carry me and wrap her thighs around me
Michael Gomez
You again.
Samuel Phillips
John Campbell
not as shit as mordred lmao
Xavier Gonzalez
God I hated highschool.
John Taylor
Ignatz?
Carter Diaz
Listen here xeno, we may have temporary alliance but we will not treat you as a human. Now pay up or fuck off.
Chase Brooks
Oliver Cooper
Luke Ward
>no orc princess to sit on your face with her gigantic royal arse
so sad.
Aiden Morales
Elfs < shit < goblins < kobolds with thicc thighs and loose brappers
Joseph Perry
Wheyfags need to kill themselves and let me fap to elves in peace
Charles Bennett
Imagine licking those cute ears.
Grayson Johnson
Me in the background, the goblin thing? That's actually me right there. You're probably wondering how I got there.
Well you see it's a long story...
Ian Hall
Just like tomboys LOL
Wyatt Garcia
>Tall and muscular girls are actually looking for even taller and stronger men
Why even live?
world is unfair.
I just want to be the househusband taking care of the children and take care of the home when waiting for my strong beautiful wife to come back from her work as a gym trainer.
Dominic Bennett
Jose Rogers
Only literally,elfs are made for big human cock
Matthew Edwards
>Trusting mountain Jews
Parker Murphy
STOP BULLYING SEMI YOU JERKS
Angel James
The feeling is too real, bro. Women didn't know how lucky they had it.
Noah Wilson
O-oh no?
Jace Peterson
Elves are lesser beings, they don't deserve to look at, let alone touch a human penis. They're lucky we haven't put them all in the ground.
Tyler Barnes
Joseph Rogers
But user she clearly wants it
Austin Phillips
hair too long
Caleb White
F A G
A
G
Justin Ramirez
elves are meat toilets for human males to deposit their excess semen
Samuel Green
You think we can't smell your kind? Disgusting, unbathed elves such as yourselves have no right to even step foot in the same room as a human.
Leave.
Nathaniel Brown
>tfw no big titty orc gf to bleach
Why even live, lads?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f8sjzETQ5o
Nathaniel Perez
Only my wife, Jeanne, gets to eat for free. Everyone else has to pay double unless they do a special favor.
Ian Edwards
>tell elf you'll give her free food if she sucks your dick and swallows
>she swallows your load like the elf slut she is
>there's your free meal
Heh nothin personnel elf
Aiden Bell
>bleached
maximum cringecope
Ryder Walker
jog on then
Noah Scott
Devilish.
Jeremiah Turner
is that DD? i don't recognize the armor
Hunter Morris
Yes, believe it's Surcoat combine with Chimera arms.
Ethan Roberts
Because Elvenkind lives longer than humans, are born with innate magic and have finer senses than us which often leads them to become the elite of any country they're inhabiting.
Not only that but your ilk also has a strong sense of kinship so they help uplift each other over humans, so you see, we humans have to fight back against this unfairness somehow, well atleast that's what the owner of this tavern thinks anyway.
Carter Martinez
Damn elves always trying to bring men down by degenerating them
John Powell
Carter Peterson
fuck semicucks
Logan Hall
Source?
Caleb King
okay post the whole thing now
Benjamin Ward
do they ever explain why Medea and Semiramis have elf ears?
Robert Flores
Elvs are cucks.
Oliver Lopez
>People asking for source
Using Google reverse image search is hard