IRL boss fights

>implying lifting is good for you

Do... do they mean like, moving furniture?

>Anyone who takes care of their body, really.
So not fags?

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They're roiders and not very good at it honestly so I respect em less.

wholesome post

HEY TRY NOT TO DIE OF A S S C A N C E R WHEN YOU TRY TO COME OVER HERE YOU F A G G O T S

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They may be faggots but their physiques are still highly mirable.

But everyone knows about these. I dunno what's up with gay dudes being so fucking promiscuous but the middle is easily explainable and the guy put it there like gay people tend to be more mentally ill because they're gay and not because of terrible life occurrences that are more common with "odd" children.

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What did this user mean by this?

>bears

cringe

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Fabbots

Traps age like milk.

>covering their faces
lmao

>effeminate
Cringe.

i fucking knew it!
they are just sexual degenerates never made it out of that stage of their development, always searching for sexual gratification but amplified to x20 because they have little to no self control when it comes to the subject of sex
next thing ill findout is that they really were molested as children
a plague of homos indeed

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This.

they're not effeminate

To the face,autists.

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You just described straight men.

FAGGOLAS
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At first glance, the manchair might seem a bit too weak to be "a irl boss", but you're wrong. The manchair can break building by just staring at it. The manchair can kill in over sixty seconds. How does it do this, you ask. Well, the manchair has special glands in it's eyes called "brapper sags" in which it stares at it's target, usually a female, and kills it with it super senses. In this picture we have captured a manchair for everyone to see. We did this by not looking the other way. We probably caused more deaths than the manchair would have itself but it was worth it because we have the manchair in public. Anyways, that's all i have to show you guys tonight. See you next time!

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Windowlicker?
Exercise is good for you. Cardio is exercise with minimal body strain. Lifting is exercise with serious bodily stress because of all the muscle your body has to maintain. Sure lifting is good for you in comparison to spending your entire night on Yea Forums, but doing an hour of cardio every day is way better for you, especially when you get older, than lifting for an hour every day. Especially especially when you get old and can't lift anymore.

The fuck is that

They're literally dressed like schoolgirls retard

Not the same person, not even the same door. Who do you think you are fooling?

Faggots.

Jesus christ, how much onions does it take.
Doesn't matter, still would

>schoolgirl
lol

these marys are on steroids, and yet they still choose to be fat

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Why is Corey naked?

Nah I'd rather sport my guns in front of jelly nerds than do cardio and become one LOL

They're not dressed like schoolgirls you retard they're dressed like a Destroyer Naval War Vessel.

it's a male character

Daddy OwO

He can haz cheezburger.

The one the right has a mole on his hip, which the one on the left doesn't have too

Bears > Twinks

What about a nice in between?

>burly
the word they're looking for is fat, burly implies muscle

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dont be a fence sitter

>I dunno what's up with gay dudes being so fucking promiscuous
Imagine if f*males didn't gatekeep sex. When a female gets horny and says *i wanna fuck* she can find 10 different guys in under 10 minutes, it's pretty much the same desu.

This, twunks/hunks a best.

Rare drop

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this is what his face looks like

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If you think fat overly hairy people are more attractive than skinny young people you are objectively fucked up in the head.

tIts because men are horny and normally women stop them from being too bad

wat

Disgusting.

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I'll do whatever the fuck I want grandpa

A fellow man of taste.

enjoy becoming obsolete

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would fuck

steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko/
>tfw nobf

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You’re a faggot

why are you roleplaying as an anime character

Did a crab accidentally fall in or something?

In between is a bear fucking a twink

trannies, fatfags and twinkfags are always the pedophiles. chads only fuck chads.

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ok now I'm curious

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>Blocks your path

>Speaks in American, breath smelling like 5 day old Wendy's and moldy coke, gravelly as fuck due to hardening of the esophogus

"Hey kid, how about a mount off"

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Effeminate twinks*
Normal ones just start lifting a little and stay attractive.

I wonder if his cock is that veiny too
would be funny if it was really small

I'm a retarded loser.

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I want an oni to hug me

As long as you can run for more that 15 seconds you'll be fine.

based

Goddamn you to hell faggot.

nope nope nope. not clicking it this time. I've seen this movie.

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why would anyone do that

what the fuck is wrong with straightoids???

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30 year old twinks can be a thing, pretty common with Asians
Heck I know a 40 year old twink

MODS

I just don't get how these guys would rather fuck an ass than some tiny teen girl with a tight pussy.

What is going on...

What class would they be?

sakurai doesn't count

I'm pretty sure most people on Yea Forums get out of breath walking upstairs for their mom's tendies

not clicking that shit, what is it?

Just report it and move on.

FUCK FUCK FUCK I CLICKED IT

>if we report it the thread gets deleted
>if we dont more anons will see this

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

CP

CP

chad >>>> anyone else

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>two for one
are we going for a record guys?

BRUH

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>opened these at work

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>pedophiles ruined another perfect thread

good job mods

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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Why are heteros so gross?

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Why are you on Yea Forums at work?

Did you become CEO?

>call them faggots
>they get mad and run at me
>run to a pole and dodge it
>the two men as they continue holding their hand while chasing me get pulled by the pole that steps in between them

another loli fag? why do straightoids claim homos are pedos when everytime one of these sick fucks post CP its going to be a little girl?

I DID TOO. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? FBI PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN TO I SWEAR

I'm a 30 year old twink but my ass and thighs got fat because I went from 150lbs to 200lbs and back just from walking. Now I feel like a fucking trap or something.

cringe

This has nothing to do with hetero, this kid is just being a tryhard.

Hello FBI kun nice to meet you
welcome to our epic hacker cult forum

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AHAHAHAHAHA!! Get fucked faggot.

>Pedophile
>Hetero

>Sexually attracted to a being without any secondary female sex characteristics
>Hetero
Kiddie diddlers are closer to homos than to normal people.

>hey guys what's going on in this thre-

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Im curious, what was this

little girls are pretty hot. I don't know how you can say you're straight and not be a little attracted to them

what the fuck do you think it was retard?

whenever a pedo posts its a loli fag

Holy shit I'm so happy I didn't click that. I wish it were legal to shoot pedos. Its soul crushing.

He's a twink. Maybe a twunk when he's shirtless.

>Browsing 4chins at work
>Browsing Yea Forums of all places at work
>Clicking a mass reply post like that

Rip user, may Tyrone's dick in prison be relatively small for a black guy to have

i saw things no eyes should have seen and now i feel like shit

Dolphin porn

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she seemed like shes done it many times before. poor girl will never live a normal life.

kill all straighoids pedos

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I wouldn't worry about it.
Being in prison is just a minor thing.

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Such degeneracy, bro fucking children will never catch on, and if it does I'll kill myself asap, because fuck living in a world like that.

well shit guess i'll be seeing you guys soon

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What would happen if they filled a prison with gays? 24/7 orgies?

yep, and then other faggot lolifags will try and say 'bu-but they juss drawins'

What does it feel to cuddle with a hunk

unironically kill yourself

>mods delete the pedobait
>the don’t delete the blatantly off topic homo thread
Considering how fast it got deleted too, I betchu one of the mods is one of the fags posting homoshit itt.

shut up pedo

>two buff dudes is the same as cp
the absolute state of hetfags

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imagine getting upset about pedophilia on Yea Forums of all places. You're basically asking for it

This, pedos need to hang but mods intentionally don’t do their job
mods are confirmed fags

Subjects on board, leave the rest to us.

That wasn’t a drawing retard, that was a real girl. No, that one is fucked up you moron.

>the don’t delete the blatantly off topic homo thread
Yeah i agree, fuck those e-celeb threads

No

No because just like everyone else with a brain homos aren't attracted to literally everything with a dick but to specific people.

Both are off topic degenerate crap, both should go.

I know it was real faggot, I decided to click it like a brainlet.

He's closer to being an otter/jock.
Twinks are supposed to be tender, small and have close to no musle tone.

Otters are basically pretty boys with some muscle tone.

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It's funny that all it takes to out all the redditors on Yea Forums is for someone to post CP.

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keep telling yourself that lolifag

2004 was 15 years ago, I hate pedofags since 4chans inception. Shit is corny and used as shock value. Not to mention completely degenerate and immoral.

It feels safe and very warm.

nothing wrong with being a pedo

>hace
neck yourself spic

im convinced an international human trafficking group is leading an agenda against homosexuality in spreading false news

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>mods are confirmed fags
>they've been allowing furry threads on daily basis enough to allow furry porn on blue boards
gee, what a surprise

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Yikes

+2k karma redditor here
I'm still on the thread

and it clearly works. Still haven't lurked hard enough yet it seems

He's an hairless twink with a youthful
face and some muscle my dude. He's a twunk.

Redditors are pedos though, remember Jailbait? There's a lot of sketchy shit there.

Loli =/= CP
Loli is just a cartoon drawing that harms nobody.
CP is actually harmful depictions of actually prepubescent girls.

There’s a reason the distinction is made. What that user posted is irredeemably fucked up and not comparable to a drawing.

This nigga thinks RS is back so he can troll it with his degenerate fetish. Not everyone who dislikes pedoshit is a newfag or Redditor.

*blocks your path*

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would hire

>people pretending CP was posted now that fireden Yea Forums is dead
reddit-tier "humor"

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loli is a cp gateway

>bears

you guys are the reason people consider us gross

What classes are they?

Loli harms people who don't have shit taste in anime

>jailbait
not pedophilia retard

What the hell is up with the Yea Forums crossposting recently? I got my fun thread ruined by the same guy yesterday.

t. ranny

>Not everyone who dislikes pedoshit is a newfag or Redditor.
Being triggered by it like a fucking faggot is though.

the only kind of people who can't tell the difference between loli and cp is either a tranny or a furfag

I honestly wish I were gay at this point. Women are such a fucking hassle to deal with just to get to their vaginas.