Itt post things Smash Ultimate doesn't have

I just want a boss battles mode like the one in Brawl
Just give me a timer, 1 stock, and put me in that boss rush at the end of WoL
But let the bosses have their music
And I wouldn't mind if they put Porky there

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Your mom's gaping, used-up rotting pussy.

The melee fanbase.

BREAK THE TARGETS

Ultimate doesn't have:

Masterpieces
Coin Battles
Homerun Contest
Break the Targets or Target Blast
Board the Platforms
Stage Builder*
[Proper] All-Stars Mode
Event Matches (No Co-op*)
Trophy Rush
Smash Run or Smash Tour
Lottery machine
Coin Launcher
Boss Rush Mode
Online Tournaments*
Two Players on one system in Battle Arena
Spectator where you can bet on players*

* They added it in later.
It's great to know that they can withhold modes that were standard (as Break the Targets was found in the files not too long ago) and give them to you later, making physical media pointless when you have to patch in things that should already be there.

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My favorite thing was reading on characters’ bios in trophies, learning where they had their first appearance, a little insight into their series etc...

What the fuck am I supposed to do?

i liked subspace emissary more than world of light and adventure mode

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The ability to bring my parents back

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Fun gameplay

Good gameplay

Back in those days, the internet wasn’t as comprehensive in terms of finding info on certain games, and I don’t think “google it” was a thing yet

please take a shower

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MOTHERFUCKING TROPHIES

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>CF will never be this much fun ever again

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They were neat but there's no way they were going to bring them back for Smash Ultimate. There were about 743 trophies in Sm4sh and 1336 spirits in Ultimate which which take a Herculean amount of work to create 3D models of again. The best you're getting is PNGs of your never-ever character

A minigame where you can pet the fighters and they react to where you pet them

>ultimate completely destroys every other smash game so hard that meleetards are now using the shitty mini games to defend it

The absolute state.

smeleefags

They realized why spend all the time and money now to make amd release these modes when they could instead include them with the character dlc
Thus making a bigger splash and making more people buy their dlc character

Clans

XD

Cope.

You and half the friggin' board.

Yes, I'll cope with the RECORD viewership that Smash Ultimate brought to EVO.

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Not be autistic.

If nintendo was smart they would just pump out a single DLC character a year because that's all it takes for ultimatefags to talk about the game every fucking day.

more than two final fantasy songs seriously holy fucking shit im still fucking mad fuck you Uematsu or squeenix or whoever the fuck is responsible for this

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honestly that's probably what they will do
there are people who are absolutely fucking obsessed

>4 lost in thoughts all alone

This general was on life support before Joker got released, and then again before Hero came out

>general
no one is talking about /ssbg/ they're talking about the fucking endless Smash threads
forty thousand Steve bait threads

Hygiene

fuck the general, open your eyes dude. Leak threads, patch threads, dlc threads, controversy threads. they talk about everything BUT THE GAME. even patch note discussions are just "megachads we got our buffs" or "oh nononnono zssbros we were nerfed" without anyone actually MENTIONING the patch notes. They don't fucking care about any of it, it's just something for them to talk about online. NONE OF THEM PLAY THE GAME, why the FUCK you would play this horrendous game especially when the online is such a fucking joke.

Trophies

I'm still mad

>tfw he got snubbed by a fucking hand with a fly swatter

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I don't play Melee.
Ultimate is still the first Smash game that has ever truly felt disappointing to play.

'Cause he's playable yo. Just watch

soul

>The best you're getting is PNGs of your never-ever character
nigger, most of my never evers got full models before ultimate

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>Subspace.
>An actual world you get through with platforming, with plenty of cutscenes to get the story across.
>All characters had highlights and each played a good part of the story to flesh it all out, even the antagonists had personality (Tabuu not included.)

>World of light.
>Just a big 2-D map witha shit-ton of fights where the majority can be won with a big mushroom ability at the start and forward smash.
>Only like two three cutscenes, with the "multiple endings" being easy as shit to get, but just tedious, only real positive was the ability to play as master hand ONCE.

Yea, Subspace was a good mode.

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world of light is complete shit

>everyone who doesn't like is a meleefag!!!

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>BtT was found in the files
Bullshit. If anything you must mean the angry birds clone from 4.

Look at the bright side. At least to have 3 types of playable links.

Because it's coming with for free with Banjo update, and has been leaked for months

sauce of the OG pic?

The modes that are conveniently in the same patches as DLC characters do not cost any extra money.

Can confirm this is not true. I'm a smashfag, and I eventually ween off of playing for large amounts of time after I've played a new character for a bit, and await the next addition

SOUL

I thought SSE could be tedious but world of light is a fucking ordeal

Smash bros you need to get in here NOW_

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>discord
Kys

bump

Wavedashing

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or they could just port the models, you absolute retard.

good gameplay

Single player content
New content that isn't roster autism

I wouldn't have minded pngs if they had flavor text. That's literally all they had to do to be a step up over stickers.

This.

oooooohhhh nnoooooo it doesn’t have masterpieces? You mean I can’t play a two minute demo of super mario bros?

BRING MY BEAUTIFUL PURPLE BOYS BACK

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