>The literal definition of perfection
What did they mean by this Yea Forumsros? How can the other roasties even imagine to compete?
The literal definition of perfection
Blake Bennett
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Jose Parker
>Canonically an ugly eldritch monstrosity that uses pheromones to brainwash you to make itself appear as an attractive female-like of your species so it can get your DNA which it then completely alters to remove your genetic code from it and spawn its own clone to prey on other horny males
Yeah, totally not a horrible choice.
Miranda is barren but at least she's human.
Alexander Miller
I'd rather fuck a hot illusion than Michel Jackson
Jason Phillips
This
James Torres
Then why do they look hot in photos?
Isaac Allen
Imagine being THIS gay
Lucas Sanchez
>modded
Elijah Phillips
Holy shit, retard user just got BTFO
Landon Davis
That's some reddit-tier headcanon, based on a throw-away line by an NPC merely pondering the possibility of it being true.
How the fuck would they appear on video records or photos, you dumb fuck?
Anthony Cruz
Inuniverse: the brainwashing persists after initial exposure to pheromones
Real reason: BioWare are hacks, plothole
Still, canonically Asari are eldritch abominations that prey on males and always use their bullshit to make themselves appear as whatever is hottest to the subject they prey on.
Fucking an Asari is worse than cuckoldry, it's actively contributing to slow genocide of your species.
That's what she canonically looks like, BioWare just sucks at modelling, always did.