Are you good enough at games to beat her?
Are you good enough at games to beat her?
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I want her to beat me.
No but damn will I keep trying
imagine
Not without growing older by a year first
With the pointdevice drug yes
is that fucking clownpiss
nope
>playing MoF again after a while
>first time using a gamepad because the laptop's keyboard is hot garbage and you cannot hold more than three keys at a time for some reason
>doing pretty well for the first three stages
>not a single bomb or life wasted
>finally reach stage 4
>get raped by fairies
>forced to bomb to live
>reach the Kotaku bird with almost no bombs
>raped again
>get to the next stage with zero lives
>die before even reaching green slut
I am a still a long way from fighting the clown
With point device mode, yeah. But you gotta save bombs all the way up to her just to have a decent chance unless you autistically grinded 15.
>America 2hu is one of the toughest to beat
What did ZUN mean by this?
the touhou games all seem so samey
how do you distinguish them or determine a favorite
i mean, they're all fun, just all the same thing
With bombs? Sure
Without them, no.
The spellcards, music, characters, and gimmick make them stand out from each other, at least to me.
PCB is one of my favorites for it's incredibly simple yet effective and easy to grasp gimmick and has some of my favorite fights in the series.
Core is the same, the difference is on the things mentioned. It also helps that the settings are often very different from each other, making each game feel like its own special journey.
Guys, I really like the chicken's design
Post more of her
IT'S LUNATIC TIME!
absolutely terrifying
>Stage 5 Boss is harder than most of the Extra Bosses
What the hell was ZUN thinking?
Cute and funny
Laptop keyboards are hot garbage all the time. The old one I had locked me from doing diagonals and the current one's up and down arrows share one space so I constantly misclick.
Honk honk motherfucker
Winged girls are my jam.
>touhou and yukkuris
>horsefuckers and fluffy ponies
What is it with autistic fandoms and abusing helpless creatures?
Stop making fun of me you clowns! This isn't of your clown world!
Yeah, I've beaten my meat to her plenty of times. Its close enough.
Got it on my 9th? try.
There will always be weirdos.
TIME TO FLOAT
If only you knew how bad things really were.
nu
You can't fap to a touhou unless you have defeater her first, user. That's the rule.
>fluffy ponies/yukkuris
>stagnated board for a single fanbase
>people who populate the board hate their own fanbase
>disowned by their big bro board
>still flood other boards from time to time
>well know for their autism
>endlessly fighting over which magical girl main character is the best girl
>a never ending collection of custom made plushies
There are more similarities than you might think.
Nah, I'll just fap to 2hus and never play their games.
That didn't really answer the question.
>hey what if we made funny touhou drawings
Sounds like good fun
>they're disembodied heads that say "take it easy"
Cool!
>AND THEY'RE BASICALLY DUMB WILD ANIMALS MADE OF BEAN PASTE THAT GET TORTURED AND ABUSED
Wait no
>AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE THOUSANDS OF IMAGES OF THESE DECAPITATED BEAN HEADS GETTING REKT IN INCREASINGLY CRUEL WAYS
Why did it have to happen this way.
I got to Yukari's second last bar, that's good enough for me.
Autism, it's always autism.
I just 1cc EoSD on lunatic
Fug remilia and fug reimu A
Can somebody give me a quick rundown on 2hu? A brief summary if you will. Like it was an ameteur made shmup first? Something else? Are the girls fairies?
Youkai racism.
yes it wasn't hard to 1cc the lunatic with reisen
>drunk Jap works with making games but ultimately loves music
>decides to rip off Pocky & Rocky and trace some art he found online
>makes two games, a weird arkanoid clone and a shmup
>later makes three more games (all shmups)
>does a soft reboot and makes a new shmup with better graphics
>it explodes in popularity
And the rest is history
As for the ingame story, it's like a magical girl parody where everybody is an asshole and they all get into crazy drunk fights which work like a cross between dogfighting and dodgeball. The main characters are a drunk priest who gives zero shits and a kleptomaniac womanlet witch who is usually there just to have fun.
Youkai are up to no good and everyone's a smug asshole
So it's magical girl fairies vs youkai monsters then? I'm late to the party. I know nothing here.
Don't try to understand, just exterminate the yokai
Thanks. It wasn't made by the nips was it? Do the nips have any interest in it?
That LoLK is literally the IWBTG of Touhou games.
Yes, but Hecatia's boss fight is the best in LoLK
Except Kogasa, she is pure.
characters, music, patterns, mechanics
For example, take scoring in HSiFS vs UFO. Mastering optimal releases adds an entire dimension to the game while increasing your survival, while UFO scoring feels awful since all you're doing is taking risks and giving up huge amounts of resources for points that don't have any effect on gameplay.
>exists to frighten people
>pure
>It wasn't made by the nips was it?
Created by the japanese lord of beer, composer supreme and 99% pure alcohol, ZUN.
>Do the nips have any interest in it?
Oh boy you have no idea how massively popular is in Japan. Fate and Kancolle have tried and failed to dethrone Touhou without avail.
It’s fun
A single drunk Jap makes all the games by himself. Japs are the ones who love the games the most, hosting two ComicCon sized events just to share custom made merchandise with each other. It's sorta like how Godzilla is more popular in Japan, if Godzilla was a potato faced porcelain doll looking girl wearing a frilly dress and a funny hat who shoots fireworks.
Here is a bonus, some of the main characters shit talking the bosses from the games.
She is bad at it and has to make by with blacksmithing and daycaring
Touhou is a long series of self published shmups, fighting games, and mangas which chronicle the adventures of Reimu and Marisa. They live in a magical land called Gensokyo which was sealed off from the outside world by youkai, which are basically creatures of myth and folklore. The idea of mythological creatures being figments of our imagination is taken to an extreme and they physically exist as long as people believe in them. Gensokyo was created in modern times when belief in the supernatural was fading to seal off a human population that would continue to believe in youkai. These youkai can be weak or powerful and to stop the strong ones from tearing each other apart, spellcard rules were created to solve disputes. If you want to fight, you fight with shiny magical bullets fired in pretty patterns. The job of keeping youkai in line is entrusted to a few humans who live outside the human society of Gensokyo, usually Reimu and Marisa. However, they seem to spend most of their time drinking with the youkai rather than policing them.
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>daycare
I mean, just LOOK at Kogasa. Would you really trust her with your child?
Reimu is the local shrine maiden and her job is to prevent the supernatural creatures from disrupting the peace, for example in Touhou 6 a vampire tried to engulf Gensokyo in a scarlet mist because she was weak to the sun, so Reimu had to exterminate her and her servants
>First third of EoSD is just a haze for Reimu
Everytime
Why is everyone always drunk?
Really hard to like Reimu when she's a massive cunt all the time.
Because ZUN is always drunk. They say write what you know.
Clownpiece's bald, puffy cunny
user wouldn't you get tired of dealing with everyone's bullshit eventually?
>I wish she'd just destroy the moon for me
Why does Reimu hate the moon?
The characters live in this valley in Japan called Gensokyo, which has a barrier that keeps the outside world out. The idea is that this place exists so supernatural creatures like vampires and mermaids won't go extinct.
The main character needs to keep the delicate balance between the many factions that live in this place (which includes humans).
Every once in a while one of the factions does something stupid like trying to block the sun or steal the moon, forcing her to go on a rampage where she shoots the fuck out of everything on her path until she gets to the final boss.
It's just the way to live there. You shoot your friends and they invite you to a rad as fuck tea party afterwards. Pic very related.
Reimu just wants to chill out at the shrine, but she can never relax because the youkai keeps causing trouble
OH FUCK I JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T DOWNLOADED THE NEW TOUHOU YET
Time to play it.
Is it gud? I always make sure to at least 1cc every 2hu on normal
Maximum comfy.
>first stages are usually "woops, I stepped on some shit"
>does not give a single fuck about fancy titles
>not afraid of taking advantage of them if they have something she wants
>still has such a high charisma she keeps making friends in high places
>somehow hasn't starved to death for being so shit at business
Reimu is unironically one of my favorite vidya characters ever, her personality is just too entertaining.
Hell-a good.
>Imperishable Night incident
>The voyage in Silent Sinner in Bloom
>Lunarian invasion in LoLK
it's simply better to destroy the moon now than to wait for a fourth incident related to it
>If Ran is Yukari's shikigami, does that mean that the fox body and Ran are separate beings? I'm afraid this is above my pay grade
Sakuya asking the REAL questions here
>still has such a high charisma she keeps making friends in high places
I don't know if I'd call it charisma. It's more like game recognizes game.
Considering how many people visited her when she literally died, you could say her indifference also makes her a honest friend. In a world where all the youkai are constantly playing 4D chess with each other, it's nice to have someone who is so straight forward.
Yeah, but who actually showed up? Not exactly the people who run Gensokyo, except for Mamizou.
>Mystia
>9/10
>I liked that her FOV-limiting gimmick made me incapable of seeing how shitty her danmaku was
Holy shit what the fuck is Reimu's problem?
The Mystia roast makes me lose my shit everytime. It's like something out of a TF2 domination.
Might as well post the rest
FUCK
Wait a minute she did? I thought Gensokyo's existence was tied to her as in it would pop like a bubble if she flatlines unless she has kids which she doesn't.
I played touhou 15 just for her level
It was a pretty amazing level
Still haven't beaten any game besides EosD though. And I only played eosd, pcb, lolk and I'm playing 17 now
Yeah I dont think I'll ever have the patience to ever 1cc a game on normal again, that was over 3 years ago now.
IIRC she "died" by floating out of her own body or something. I forgot the details but it wasn't a conventional death.
>I haven't seen her around very much, but I guess she's our neighbor. But since her nose isn't very long I guess she isnt that important?
What did Sanae mean by this
You mean good at memorizing that boss specifically to beat it? Yeah, but I'm awful at other games though.
Playing 2hu is like working out, you need a lot of perseverance to not only work on your technique but to press forward.
The best 2hu game in a while. Maybe a bit easy with the spirits Hyper shot but it's always optional to capture those.
Remember, the Haniwa is best girl
I've broken that rule many times in that case. Especially considering I've never even played most of the towhow games.
(((Sanae))) knows a donator when she sees one.
Aya is a tengu, but apparently Gensokyo ones don't have long noses.
Why is Satori such a sweetheart?
IIRC Kasen's Arm sent Reimu's soul to hell to fight her. What makes it funnier how not long beforehand Reimu almost actually died of food poisoning and Komachi briefly gunned for Kasen's ass over it.
Remi a cute.
>gives herself an 11
>rates her pet cat higher than her sister
It's funny because this is 100% realistic as far as cat owners go.
And Kappa don't have shells, and umbrella tsukomogamis don't have one eye, shit just doesn't make sense.
>remmo talking shit about beautiful goddess Hina
FUCK YOU
I made this as sort of a joke, most of it is shit but the parts that aren't are really neat
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someone post "that"
>A curvy laser isn't a laser, dammit!
Why must Aunn be bullied?
>and umbrella tsukomogamis don't have one eye
The umbrella does have though.
???
Which boss makes you guys go pic related? For me it's Momiji in MoF.
Reimu hates her.
It's spring!
Aunn isn't in that image
No boss, but I go that when I pick the wrong UFO color for the 3rd one
Yumeko every other phase. I THINK you have to stream it, but there's so much other stuff flying around haphazardly.
I had more trouble with the elemental dykes to be honest. Yumeko was a bitch but at least she was a single target.
Kokoro is such a sweetheart.
This guy rides in on his magic horse and slaps your girl's ass
What do you do?
Scream "praise Buddha" and proceed to mock her lack of a penis.
Orin, my SA runs always go to shit the second I reach her. I remember absolutely wrecking her one time and I haven't been able to do it again, she always leaves me half-dead and after that there's an 80% chance I get blasted by Okuu.
I had that same problem. If your keyboard is like mine, certain key combos would let you use more than 3 keys. I used a key remapping program to make my X, C, and V keys act as Z, X ,C keys. Try messing around with combos on a key ghosting testing site to find one that lets you hold enough keys. Sure as hell beats using a gamepad.
Marisa. To the day I still have trouble dealing with her massive barrage of stars. Compared to her, fighting Reimu is a piece of cake.
Not him but I've been using a gamepad for the longest time and it feels fine to me. I usually go for the analog stick and switch to the d-pad when I need to be really precise. I might be biased because my keyboard is also a hunk of shit (which is why I'm using a controller in the first place) but playing like this never felt like it was fucking me over at any point.
What does MG MG mean?
...
I think it's supposed to be a chewing sound.
I would
It's like OM NOM NOM
I got a jellyfish animal spirit just now what does that mean? I never saw it before in my few hours of playing
It means you didn't abort any babies. That was uncharacteristically nice of you.
It means you got gud and did the specific way to get the achievement, all bosses have this
Now touch the cow
Do it now.
I would trust her with carrying my child.
Tell me about the Chicken
Why does he wears the hat?
>Reimu beats up an stillborn
You cant make this shit up
>yukari didn't even fucking show up when reimu literally DIED
what a shitter. this is why Kasen is the best sage
Yeah good thing Kasen showed up.
>Reimu get possessed and beat up a human supremacist
"""Crimson Slasher"""
Literally nothing wrong at all
>violent yakuza gang leader wants to recruit reimu but not the other two protagonists
what did they mean
>thanks for letting me borrow unzan the other day
>I'd like to do that again
>Ability to make people lose the will to lose the will to fight
How do you win against this?
a thread like 2 days ago recommended Hollow Song of Birds saying it was the same quality as mainline. Man they weren't kidding, I'm actually surprised to see someone manage to make a game in Danmafuku that genuinely looks and plays like a main title. I just want to say thanks for recommending it if you are here, most of the fangame shmups are awful and this is gold
>sanae rates herself higher than suwako
that's just a headcanon
she isn't dead, that is just a dumb joke. Her soul was out of her body
well she is taller
half of suwakos height is her hat
forgot to mention, Eirin literally says she isn't dead in the same chapter
Where's DDC?
off
Only up to TD
Damn. Would've been interesting if Seija rated the characters.
what about the chapter before that where komachi gets contacted to pick up her spirit and she actually appears on the sanzu river before marisa manages to bring her back to life
More like Reimu has an incredibly honest personality and despite youkai extermination being her job, she treats humans, youkai and gods as equals. It especially makes strong youkai like her, as well as oni like Suika who like honesty.
you should check out some of ido's other games. They've done enough of them that their last game before HSoB was a StB clone with just their OCs. Also wanwan is a very talented composer.
METAL GEEEEEEAAAARRRRR