Banjo Kazooie in Smash

these images are really cute and I love them

One day closer till your irrelevant bear is replaced for the better microsoft rep? Of course I'm ready

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Are they going to fuck?

Just give it up now, it won’t happen now

pathetic, why cant all the steveposters dissapear

The new dockless switch colors are literally Minecraft metals

Oh good god, why did you put that thought into my head

No, they're just best friends. Banjo likes his women with a bit of chitin on them.

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I'm literally going to play Banjo in the arcade mode, a couple online matches doing the most gimmicky bs I can, and then never touch the character again. So no anticipation whatsoever.

This, I only plan to play as him thrice
>training
>classic
>century smash

That’s it, then I will forever feel the guilt of having to stare at it on my roster forever.

They're pretty great.

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Please tell me the artist draw porn of them.

sucks for you fag

You d serve it for buying the pass. I don't care for Joker and Hero and am buying Banjo Kazooie asap. Even if I like the last two characters it's still cheaper than the pass.

I regret buying the pass, I really dislike Joker.

When did sakurai say this? Lol you're full of shit zoom zoom

Post the one where they're looking into each others to eyes

Sakurai never said it, it’s the obvious truth you retarded cunt

someone's mad that their literal who didn't get in :^)

I think he knows full well people would riot at this point, people complained hard enough when Lucas, Wolf and Snake got cut in 4, enough that Sakurai brought them back , so I can't imagine them cutting out Banjo of all characters after only one game, especially considering:
>It was easy to get him in
>they went through all the trouble of making a whole new model/moveset
>They are pretty relevant to Nintendo's history
>They have a better scale of how popular he is now based on fan reactions

You are full of speculation and delusions. Cope harder.

Nope, it’s the fact that so many people got robbed by him it’s absolutely unacceptable

sucks for you loser, keep coping with your reboot/cut fagging. go beg sakurai for waluigi or some shit on twitter.

Why is Banjo Kazooie porn usually such low quality?

I’m hoping he’s pretty good and that there’s a lot of music for the stage and assorted rare spirits.

>
Why do you think people wanted them in smash so bad?

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They have ultimate a game where they can play as those characters even if they got cut, stop be so delusional. He’ll be cut and you can still play as him in ultimate, no need for an autistic riot!

The last two DLCs had 14 spirits each. I'm not normally a paternfag but I can see that being the case again.

>!
Seething

Daily reminder that Banjo and Kazooie should be a married couple, or at least fuck buddies.

>! Means I’m seething

What a dumbfag

Yeah I’m hoping to see Conley at least among the spirits

Ok but why are they Herc and Meg? Also, imagine Kazooie singing I Won't Say I'm in Love

>imagine Kazooie singing I Won't Say I'm in Love
Good point. Her bwarking is gonna sound awful!

Steve can still get in

>Steve can still get in

a fucking grave

If Sakurai wanted Steve and banjo playable it could totally happen, Microsoft is generous with their IPs and characters

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Cringe

I am great health wise, so I am just working and living as we get closer. These two look fun and seal the deal of Sakurai appreciating fan polls/requests over the years.

Pretty based.

Based

I mean they live and nearly sleep together. The creators ever comment on it?

Cause the games and characters were great. New porn is just a bonus when getting into Smash.

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These Hercules Banjo-Kazooie pics are so fucking autistic, but they're also really cute and I like them.

die

>doesn't have Kazooie laying eggs

trash

Now that banjo is in are you guys ok with Steve?

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happy?

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I was okay with both. Bring him in.

...yes

Okay? Yea sure there's a fucking plant in the game
Expecting? Nope.

It's well drawn but
>off model
Always makes me sad.

im not a furry, im not a furry, im not a furry, im not a furry...
why the fuck its so well drawn?
FUCK.

If anything Banjo is like Kazooie's mom since he hatched her egg.

>If anything Banjo is like Kazooie's mom since he hatched her egg.
where does this happens?

Grunt’s revenge for the GBA, banjo goes back in time and it shows how they met.

Grunty’s*

p. sure it's something along the lines of this.

In Grunty's Revenge you find out he found an egg on Breegull Beach, put it in his backpack, and it hatched inside. Something like that.

So it's like childhood friends who grow up and get married. That's really sweet.

And one changed the other's diapers, yeah, if you're into that.

Post the 2B kazooies

This is what you sound like.

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Fuck no. Minecraft is shit.

And how much you’ll regret it

STEVEFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Two slots left

You can like art without being an autistic suit wearing creeper.

Birds don't wear diapers silly.

STEVEFAGS GONNA GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT 2 MORE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>off model

every-single-fucking-time

>Thousands of hours put into making the reveal
>Licensing and man power that costs tons of money
>Sakurai himself hooked up to an IV to work on their moveset.
>All taken away and flushed down the drain to satisfy some cringy autists who cant handle the truth that they lost.

Only Banjo haters would be this petty and insecure about their loss. This is clearly bait, but this goes out to those who honestly, truly believe Nintendo must stop everything for them. Consume bleach you delusional hacks.

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We’ll see

Dont forget to dance, boy.

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Since when did you make the rules?

Would be more like step siblings getting married which is fine.

>One time only thing
Unless the next smash blows Ultimate out of the water, Ultimate might be played for years. It's not like they can remove a character 4-6 years later
And that's only IF we get another smash game

god I'm lonely

It's antifags trying to rile up shit after getting blown the fuck out with Ridley, Rool, and Banjo Kazooie. They can't stand their btfo memes being btfo. A bit ironic.

and a degenerate

How come, user?

frightened of people yet crave company, the former wins the battle all the time and it destroyed my life

Didn't she also get injured or something and he had to treat it?

Liking nice ass and tits makes one a degenerate?

I wish you faggot fucking secondaries actually talked Banjo games

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this is bait btw

boo

No, it's not. I hate that any Banjo thread I see has been replaced by smash faggotry and circlejerking done by people who have never played the games in the first place.

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I think Rareware once stated that they were just friends, and while they are, I still feel like they probably have a crush on each other and don't even realize it. They can't even stand to be apart in Tooie.

I BELIEVED I BELIEVED IN A BEAR AND A BIRD!

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Fuck off, the games are talked about all the time on here, you're just not around enough. Or can you not spot the difference between a game thread and a smash thread?

Is tooie a good game with flaws or a bad game with good moments?

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Furry ass and tits, you degenerate

yes actually thanks

I still love it. World feels more alive than Kazooie

Sauce? The signature is just lines.

They fuck and Kazooie enjoys cuddles after and you can't convince me otherwise.

nice

Friendly reminder that stevefags enjoy harassing other characters and they literally made a video about Steve raping banjo 2 days before e3, but when they got proven wrong they bitched and cried about it, like if they never did nothing wrong, when that’s a taste of their own medicine

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Rent free

I hope this alt included

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My biggest complaint is the backtracking. I want to 100% a level in one big sweep not come back to the level to get a single jiggy that was just out of reach.

That’s what she said except Banjo kazooie is me and the party game is you

Yeah rent free, banjo is living rent free in your head Stevoid, but he will soon leave because your head is full of shit

Why not

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post more porn

I hate that I don't hate this

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Now that banjo is in, I’m perfectly fine with him getting in, it’s just that the stevefags will act like if they never got cucked on June 11th

Zombie Pigman is in and you're not, deal with it.

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As a kid I fucking loved how big it was and how much there was to mess around with but as an adult I appreciate BK's conciseness way more. BT gets really tedious in comparison .

Because some don't realize when to cut their losses and fuck off.

No, Stevefags ruined him for me, I'm sorry. A Minecraft stage would be cool as fuck, though.

Come now, the poor faggots are trying to recover from their terrible loss, and you have to go and rub salt in their wound.

>Sakurai himself hooked up to an IV to work on their moveset.
HOLY FUCK SOMEBODY GIVE THE MAN A VACATION ALREADY

That's fine with me, we only need the one time.

I hope he's soon, he's my main reason to pick up Ultimate moving forward

artist is bebebebebe.
yes that's their real handle.

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Jesus Christ thank you! The thick, muh diiick.

based,even pokemon is much better than that.

you're welcome, they are most active on twitter under the name washlet_mskm.
i'm kind of upset with myself for recognizing furry artists based on the artstyle alone but that's what Yea Forums has done to me.

Skre-ONK!

Better than having the memory of a goldfish like me. At least the artist is great so you didn't recognize someone shitty.

THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH

Based mods

PATHETIC

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Yeah you're right actually, as a Mii costume =)

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not him, but i gave him perms

I really fucking hate this image and I keep seeing it.

Only porn artist are talented in the end.

I express gratitude for letting this knowledge come to me

would this technically be SFW?

If there even is a next game, Banjo is one of the only ones likely to get the Sonic treatment given how easy negotiations were and the fact that he’s the most “Nintendo” out of all the 3rd party.

No problemo, user

Not for that reason. Furries are disgusting.

not bad. needs Kaz X Wumba/HoneyB/"bad end Gruntilda"/Tooty/Canary/ tho.
Kaz should be an aggressive, dominant sex freak. Demanding constant orgasms from her subs and punishing the disobediant.
just imagine what she can do with her holes when she can both spit out and fart out eggs rapidly and on command. eggs of varying types, including fire eggs and mech eggs.GOD, I just want to _HUG HER AND NEVER STOP!!!!!!!

me too... maybe we could play pretend?

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They’re different species in a children’s cartoon game you fucking degenerate.

People who ship the bear and bird never played B-K.

Yeah, exactly. Sakurai doesn’t want him. Now fuck off.

>Kaz should be an aggressive, dominant sex freak. Demanding constant orgasms from her subs and punishing the disobediant.
God imagine her doing this to falco.

Smash bros you need to get in here NOW

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They don’t get married you fucking autist. They don’t have any sort of romantic relationship. The two are literally just friends.

>bottles dead
>spiral mountain in ruins
>grey jinjo house destroyed with all its inhabitants
>this fuckin immediately afterward
jesus fuck, man
how did the two not get shaken up by all this?

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Kazooie literally disrespected Bottles right as he died in front of them. And I think she said something about king Dingaling too

Same. The people who ship the two have clearly never played B-K.

Banjo is dumb and Kazooie is a bitch.

Because it’s a cartoon game and nothing is ever taken seriously.

You need to fuck off NOW

>They’re different species in a children’s cartoon game you fucking degenerate.
A Sunflower with huge tits gets fucked by a bee in Conker's Bad Fur Day. Banjo and Honey B even flirted with each other in Tooie. What's the issue?

Conker is an M game, and it doesn’t get “fucked” it gets polinated. Not getting the joke is your issue, not anyone else’s.

And Banjo and Kazooie are never shown to have any romantic or sexual interest toward each other you weird furry.

Report and move on.

>Falco-Kazooiefag
You faggots are about as worse as those furfags that get off on giant building sized furry art.

I want to fuck a part of my childhood. send help

have sex

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banjo seems like a good shoulder to cry on

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You sound obsessed about their relationship user. How much longer are you going to chimp out about your cartoon furshit?

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>chromatic aberration
fuck you
sincerely, an user from the front page

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ALL furries should be burned alive.

Huh, didn't even notice it from the thumbnail. I'll find a proper copy or fix it.

Second best girl

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the giraffee and hippo from madagascar got married, why a bear and a bird cant?
im not asking for a change of character, it just gently slipped at some point that they are married, but their personalies and how they interact which each other remains the same, maybe throw one joke or two about it, but thats it, not make the mistake that jewllywood does with gay, where main trait of the gay is being gay.

i ship em, but not in a full-on romantic way
yeah, they're friends first and foremost, but they do love each other deeply
banjo loves kazooie cause she's strong, yet fiercely caring
meanwhile kazooie loves banjo cause although yeah he's kinda dumb he still has a massive heart and a resolve to match
they're a perfect pair, but they're not a couple

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Friends can be lovers, bitchtits.

If you think Banjo, K. Rool, or Ridley are going ANYWHERE besides into Smash 6's base roster you're an idiot.

ah so your taste got shit as you grew older

This right here. They're just best friends with benefits

e-rated cartoon and video game characters don't have sex

Stevefags have more than enough salt to go around.

Ah, I see you are an e-rated character as well.

This fucker terrified me as a kid. Scared me enough to make me cry like a little bitch. Rare was pretty based desu.

Holy shit you fucking killed him

thought you were calling me underage for a second

Fuck off bernie sanders

Who also consider themselves married to each other.

They kinda banter like a married couple.

fucking BASED
how can user ever recover?

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Nice

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sorry faggot no cloaca no buy

This is Banjos train of thought too.

Meant for

>voredroid

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I just wish we’d get a release month. I’m excited to have him as my new main.

We’re you one of the people who thought Sonic was Brawl only?

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I can't fucking wait for the reveal video.

Banjo-Kazooie in Smash, and possibly Rare Replay on it's way to Switch too (if leakers are to be believed). Rare IPs are being rebooted by Microsoft at the steady rate (Killer Instinct, Battletoads), so maybe now with their massive boost of popularity, next will finally be time for a new Banjo-Kazooie game (made by an outsourced dev team obviously). Life is good and I feel like maybe, us Rareware fans are finally turning a corner.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ikne8j32f88

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have not even played as hero yet. kinda regret buying that fighter pass since i haven't used joker much either. i basically dropped the game around the time the plant came out

Hopefully BK and BT come out on Switch. I''d love remakes but I'll take what I can get. Really want Kazooie to pick Banjos head as an idle animation or taunt.

>i haven't played him or even seen his full moveset
>i can't wait to main this character!
what is this mentality? can you explain it? it's like when cloud came out on smash4 and literally every online match for 6 months was a cloudfag trying to slidekick and nair me.
do people decide based on the character's origin game "oh that's my main"? i like zelda but link is a fucking jobber i stay away from him at all costs

I still fucking love Incineroar, but Banjo-Kazooie are home. Can’t fucking wait.

>I occasionally babysit my two 3-year old nephews
>They love watching me play smash and BK
>They are always asking for Mario videos and Banjo videos on YouTube
>I got both of them to spout “Gyuh-Huh” and “Mama Mia” all the time

Chad's main their favorite characters and don't give a shit about tiers.

I really want Banjo to be at least mid-tier. I main Pac-Man and have since 4, but I feel like I've reached my limit on what I can do with him. Maybe I'm just too much of a brainlet to use him properly.

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Why? Why is it so important to you that they get married you weird fetishist?

>banjo kazooie is unironically your favorite game
gonna go with a yikes on that one

Stevey cope and seethy

Thats going to go well for them in social situations. Thanks faggot.

explain shulkfags then

Calm down dude. Their relationship is pretty ambiguous in general. They are a fully close for being just friends, you have to admit

They’re babies you fucking retard. They’ll most likely grow out of it. Their parents and the “athletic, no tv” type

I feel like they have a bond that goes beyond most typical friendships, and they definitely love each other. Their personality contrast and chemistry is just perfect. They are pretty much soulmates.

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you sound like a faggot

It warms my heart knowing young children can still enjoy Banjo. It makes me feel hopeful for the future generations.

Actually its the other way around, apparently banjo was taken in by kazooie.
It's in the manual somewhere.

Yep, here it is. The Manuel is a little contradictive to future titles though (especially with Mumbo's origins), and in Grunty's Revenge he finds her as an egg so he technically adopted her, but we can assume Kazooie was adamant on staying in his backpack and Banjo just let her live in it.

Also, somebody said they were teenagers or something? I don't have a source for that. All in all their relationship is pretty ambiguous.

Augh didn't put the picture

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KAZOOIE'S A GIRL?

that's so fucking wholesome

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We've been over this thousands of times...... YES

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holy shit I never knew this.
Kazooie raised Banjo?

I've wanted both the bear and the block forever.

Technically Banjo raised Kazooie but Kazooie likes to do what she wants and Banjos a pushover so that's probably what the Manuel meant by Banjo being "adopted". That or they just didn't have a backstory yet.

No, it’s definitely not ambiguous in any way. And they closeness never extends beyond friendship. Literally the only reason Kazooie is female is so she can lay eggs. Everything else about her is completely asexual, and she could just as easily be seen as male.

You’re just looking for things where they don’t exist cause you’re a furry and reasons to canonize your disgusting fetish.

Kazooie is about as wingman to Banjo as you could possibly get.

You know, I’ve never thought about this, but while it’s true the 90s had a lot of furbait, it wasn’t till the late 00s that the furry fandom became a thing.

It’s not ambiguous you weird fetishist. There’s nothing romantic nor sexual about their relationship.

Kazooie is Banjo’s literal wingman.

And Fleshlight.

I main Ridley. BK are great characters though who come from great N64 games. Them being someone's favorite isn't at all out of the question.

what's wrong with it? It's on par with Mario 64

Man this sounds like the same user so I'll respond to both

1. I'm not a furry. Being a fan of old cartoon animal characters does not make you furry. Please see And try to keep up, zoomer.

2. I never said they were sexualized in the game. Do you even know what ambiguous means? It means that the game hardly states their relationship at all, therefore it is up to interpretation. You could argue that the Manuel called them just friends, but as I explained earlier the manuel has been wrong about many events after the first game so we don't even know how credible it is now.

Let me ask you something, why does it make you seethe the that people want to ship two fictional characters? Who gives a fuck. If you think they're friends cool. If you think they have a crush on each other fine. If you think they're married, I think that's a little out there but whatever. It doesn't matter because at the end of the day it's fucking fiction.

PS just to make you seethe even more, have a cute BK pic + know that Grant Kirkhope is the one who tweeted those Hercules pics and that's what he you keep seeing them on here. : )

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It’s if M$ is willing to play ball next game

The latter two are definitely in for life, the former though could always be removed if M$ doesn’t play ball, which i don’t see them doing for him a second time.

>next smash game
would a new smash game even have close to the amount of returning stages and characters Ultimate does? I feel like this is the one people will fall back on for a long time

No M&S games existed, I knew from the moment that they were selling well that Nintendo and Sega has built a strong relationship that I doubt they would remove sonic from smash.

>sakurai slows down the gameplay again in smash 6
>everyone wanting to avoid Brawl 2.0, ends up turning Ultimate into Melee 2.0 instead
The irony would be unbearable.

>Being a fan of old cartoon animal characters does not make you furry.
No, but wanting to see them fuck does.

>Do you even know what ambiguous means?
Do you? Ambiguity means it’s open to multiple interpretations, yet B-K show absolutely ZERO romantic affection toward each other. There’s nothing to interpret. There’s no two sides. Bo matter how badly you want there to be. Fucking secondaries that never played the games... I swear.

>Manuel
It’s MANUAL you dumb ESL furry. Manuel is a Mexican name.

>manuel has been wrong about many events after the first game
Grunty’s Revenge isn’t canon as it wasn’t made by Rare, and Canonicity in Banjo is loose as fuck in B-K anyway as the devs literary don’t give a fuck.

>Let me ask you something, why does it make you seethe the that people want to ship two fictional characters?
Because it’s a shitty excuse to create porn of the two characters fucking, that thoroughly takes both, especially Kazooie, way out of character.

>know that Grant Kirkhope is the one who tweeted those Hercules pics
I already knew that. Grant is happy to see people enjoy a project he was a part of. He’s probably not thinking about it as deeply as you. He just thinks it’s a funny little parody. I’m sure if you ask Grant if the duo was ever meant to be romantically or sexually involved in any way, or if it’s even open to interpretation, he’d politely tell you that the two are JUST friends and only that. Moreover, if you show him that disgusting porn of the two you’re so desperate to see, he’d react with the same level of disgust all people who grew up with B-K are. I know this isn’t gonna sway you, but you’re basically creating a porn fetish out pf people’s childhoods. We all knew this was bound to happen with their inclusion in Smash, but that doesn’t mean we have to like it. And yes, you ARE a zoomer secondary. People that played B-K wouldn’t take Kazooie so out of character just to draw porn of her.

That’s why I said “if.”

Ultimate is Peak Smash Bros. You may not like it, but you can’t go higher from here.

when they comin out boys

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lowkey imagine how pissed people would be if, banjo was a joke and just at release date they replaced him steve

Not as pisses as Stevefags still are over the fact they got btfo.

Stop posting this gay shit

People seem to think September, but I could see October. Fall is pretty broad.

Oct makes the most sense to me.

Oct Banjo
Dec no4
Feb no5