ITT: Yea Forums makes a video game

no shit thread in my video game?
huh... yes, please!

'Video Games Journalist' difficulty where you literally can't lose even if you try to

Niggers

niggers

It´s a poorly made console port
You have to exit out of the game to change settings

nice job, user
now it will be a 9.5/10

dead niggers

Game features absolutely no minorities. The only race present in the game is 110% Scandinavian white with blonde hair. Anything darker in hair or skin is considered SJW trash

here's a (You) for making our game excellent

Time travel

open world sandbox survival elements

You anal vore bosses to get their powers

a fully voiced female protagonist that quips and comments on everything she encounters, oh and the VA is Leslie Jones

Bisexual representation.

half-implemented base-building minigame

You play as cunny

You can fuck random girls and see their husbands cry in despair

The main gameplay feature is being a worm waifu and sucking male cock to get bigger and bigger.

Reroll

Re-roll.

if you die in the game you die irl

thank god it's a 5 and not a 0

Good gameplay bu bad story

Last re-roll.

RAPE

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it has mario but no luigi

Jesus

the mc is a girl with an hourglass figure and huge tits

the game is a gacha

Fuck it, the final re-roll.

the entire soundtrack is just Phil Collins songs and remixes of Phil Collins songs

Exactly. This game lacks Jesus

all of the minor characters are played by the same VA, whose lines were recorded at an annoyingly high volume

no surprise that he wants nothing to do with this

You can fuck pregnant versions of overwatch females

Main villain is your childhood friend who got mad because all she wants is to have sex with you and you said no.

Not even God will save us now

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reroll

all lines are either recorded at a retardedly high or low volume, no inbetween
no subtitles

Your respawn animation is your character laying a egg anally

Realism. You must perform a QTE to respirate.

the story revolves around an amnesiac blind paraplegic post-op tranny trying to find xer daughter in a society

You need to pay real cash for every bullet fired

Tetsuya Nomura

An officially licensed tie-in with the Pall Blart Mall Cop franchise

The sound will never play on both speakers, it only play on one

you use wasd to look around and the mouse to move

1/10 chance to fall and break your neck if you jump or run that's a instant gamer over

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I like where this is going

Object permanence

entire game consists of sewer levels and swamp levels, nothing else

jerma985 voices all the characters

main character is trans :)

reroll pl0x

The game will be an FPS RPG

Re rolling for a five, fuck off tranny

You get a permanent 2x power for every hidden trans you find and kill

main antagonist is your mom

if you die in the game you die in real life

entire game consists of wading through water that's never deep enough to start swimming in even though swimming is coded into the game

You bastard, look what you've done

This

posting on Yea Forums will delete your game

Main love interest is your mom

It's a Souls-like game.

Big boobies and ass

rerolling for this

waifus

a taunt to yell "NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS"

Open world

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it is actually good

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ok but specifically it's like Dark Souls 2

>7
Dodged a bullet here
Combos are very flashy and well animated and are actually performed by the player. A better input sequence means the combo will be stronger and cooler to look at, while a poor input sequence will result in awkward movements and even mishaps in game (like the character falling or visibly missing the target, looking like an idiot)

interesting combination we got here

also, the game has quick time events

get FUCKED, degenerate.

you can change the MC's equipment, but it resets after every area transition or cutscene

It's an Isekai story and its full of (shitty) anime cliches and tropes.

Every youtuber posted on Yea Forums are raid bosses

It's a VN

the soundtrack consist of only the band 'Those poor Bastards', and you can't change the volume

lootboxes that cost real money and are the only way to get items that are mandatory to progress through the game

Every enemy can one-vore you.

controls like a rhythm game, attacks are all dance moves

Rrrrrrolin

>Whirrrrr
>NO NOT THE SHOCKWAVES!!!

source engine

100%ing the game gives you a nude mode that makes everything but you naked

Shovel Knight cameo

You start with a limited number of AP and must find more as you explore, though you can buy them if things are looking tight!

BIG TITTY FOXGIRLS

The only difficulty options are baby tier and literally (LITERALLY) impossible

you can rape enemy corpses

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gamemaker

>No "i'm being ironic, really!" fetish pandering
Thanks.

you have companions with marriage options

enemy corpse can rape you

Has mod support

american dubs

they're actually futa and you have to fuck them all to progress

Segway customization akin to Need for Speed Underground

soundtrack is 8-bit. there are 3 different songs endlessly looping

You can make your own waifu companion with a detailed character creator that you can fuck in a sex mini game, in addition you can fuck every female character in the game with their consent or not.

Every female companion refers to you as their Onii-chan, regardless of age

You can create your own waifus in-game

YOU FOOLS

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user WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

if you die in the game, your PC crashes

>Only invert look controls

i think you mean
>you're actually futa and you have to fuck them all to progress

>Game gets an exclusive recorded whirrr sound effect
Please let this be real.

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this user exists as the tutorial boss. when you anal vore him, you gain the ability to burn out all your dopamine receptors and drool

game contains women
yay it's good

if you die in the game you die in real life

Bailey Jay cameo

>It spends three years longer than expected in early access

game has a virus that downloads furry porn onto your pc the longer you look at ingame female models

You have a transformation

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Your character is made entirely by random chance, you can't change his/her stats.

Dialogue/Exposition is done through singing reggae

game is made in Unity

>has micro transactions

stands

cameo from chris chan as sonichu

Black female hippy protagonist, fighting a big white man corporation

>Chris's stand is Sonichu

confirmed greatest anime game of all time

The game is exclusively available on the Epic store and has perfect DRM that makes piracy impossible

forced diversity

Love interest is leafy.

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Re-roll

You can romance any character, even generic monsters or enemy npcs

everyone has sex with your mother

Relationship simulator but only with Asian women.

You gain XP by "losing" battles and submissively having sex with the winner

Thanks user

Game is free if you posted on Yea Forums for 4 years

Maintaining and modifying weapons is aa mini-game as complex as it is in real life.
>now, rotate mouse wheel up to undo the screw

The only way to gain party members is by raping them

Has a finger less glove meter.

Earth is a farm. Earth was not intended to be this way but aliens infiltrated earth and they have taken over. Aliens farm humans for energy called "loosh". This is why the majority of human has been turned into human livestock. Enjoy your corn, wheat, rice and onions, the majority of food fed to humans just like you feed it to livestock.

Aliens farm humans for energy. When you die if you're a fucking idiot, which most humans are, you are recycled back into the reincarnation system to be farmed again. They all do this through "Occult Magic" which is really just fancy words for hidden knowledge, and hidden psychological warfare.

All of your alphabet soup agencies are waging constant Psych warfare on you to keep you in the matrix. The WORLD WIDE WEB, its in the name, its in the name, hello hello, its designed to keep you gazing into a BLACK BOX instead of the REAL WORLD.

And now the black boxes shrink into smaller black boxes. You no longer live in the real world but (((their world)))

Your Politicians and Celebrities and elite are all transgender freaks and you dont even know it kek

They want to turn everyone transgender because what do you do when you control livestock? You control their means of reproduction

>the commie is re-rolling it's own posts
Gross.

Here's mine:
The prologue starts with an hour long download of the game within the game, as you're playing it through the eyes of the protagonist.

hideo kojima

A PlayStation movie of course

Complex Motives

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You can play as a monkey and rip off faces

The tutorial never ends and you cannot disable popups

Levels are randomly generated by Yea Forums threads

Based

naked little girls

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so does this mean we're back to no game again?

opening theme plays during the final boss

tags: smash character he's in what did he mean by now that the dust has settled is he /ourguy/ oh no it's happening bruh look at this dood friendly reminder what are some games what went wrong how do we fix you are going to buy her game will you buy her game his game is he right Yea Forums post good character design it's up btfo bowsette telltale western character design cute girl epic bad game

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Devil fruits from one piece are rare drops

nah, it just means it won't be the greatest anime game of all time

reroll for this kino

That reroll wasn't actually me amazingly enough.

Also since i'm responding to you, i'm rerolling yours.

Yatte ne~

Get rekt'd normies!

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MC is religious and cannot make choices which conflict with their beliefs

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Multiplayer but everyone can see each other's IP and exact location

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the main villain is johnny test, who raped you when you were 10 and used that to steal your virginity to create his own super-virginity.

based

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Can someone summarize what we have so far?

You can import porn as decals or textures for weapons

i'm probably autistic for doing this, but here

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you can kill furries

Incest increases max HP and jump height
Stacks infinitely

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a Official sex doll you can buy of the antagonist

Orgasm inducing Critical hits

giant futa cock everywhere

female characters all wear bodysuits

a stamina meter

Todd Howard is the final boss and the only way of defeating him is buying skyrim

An Ancient Evil Awakens

At the end of the games levels, you have to take care of a cute boy and the game turns into a Princess Maker style thing.

jesus is not in the game

all elf females are mommies and only wear tiny bikinis

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chinks and ameri-mutts

re-rolling

You are a futa that recharges abilities through auto-fellatio.

temperature meter that you have to manage constantly

Jesus is both in and not in the game because of his duality nature.

thank the lord

oops, sorry user i said i was probably autistic

Subtitles have every language playing at once, cannot be toggled off, and play for miscellaneous sound effects like (clang)

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scat on the loading screen

Game has no humans in it whatsoever

i'm fine with this

rolling for Funky Mode

What in the goddamn hell

alien poon

You are a futa that recharges abilities through prostituting yourself to big faceless men.

destructible environments

PC Exclusive

Its also set in hell

MOMMY GIRLFRIEND

Schrodinger's Jesus

You can grow a futa dick that takes 100 inventory space, and only way to remove it is to chop it off with your character reacting to the pain realistically

EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE

Halfway through the game the MC gets killed by a boss you fought before.
The rest of the game has you playing as the one who killed the MC.

quick time events

Every NPC is a Paper Toad

Game has a Yea Forums browser

can only be played with one of those guitar hero controllers

ONEE-SAN GIRLFRIEND

The protagonist’s mom is a jojo reference

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if you go through the game long enough without dying, a enemy akin to the resident evil 4 chainsaw guy runs towards you at full speed and oneshots you deleting all your items

Weapons randomly break.

choices matter

fuck you

NPCs/Companions scold you every time you make a decision they don't agree with. They are also impossible to please

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nice

fingerless glove on-disk DLC

crafting system

Reroll

weeaboos btfo

Lesbians

You can romance your mother

fighting game inputs for special techniques but your basic attack is better

Game gives you access to all patreon porn, deleted or not

Game can be beaten on a bootleg DDR Mat.

You can romance your sister

We’re not lesbians, just cousins

BASED

Game gas a feminization feature

French language options

Developer commentary plays throughout the game, devs are high/drunk and don't have a good mic setup

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Kanna kamui is in the game and you can fuck her

swimsuit dlc

Everything beforehand is just the first half of the game

You die all the time.

Zelda like temples but every temple is water themed,with the only difference being the waters color.

Early access title, will be completed in 10 years.

By the creators of YIIK

>Developer commentary plays throughout the game
Developer commentary plays throughout the game, devs are always arguing or talking about porn

you can make your skin look oily/shiny

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you can fuck astolfo

Game has inventory management like RE4 and a inventory weight system

Playable Big Head

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the tutorial gives you false information and leads you to the bad ending
the wiki is shit

A developer gets caught being a pedo in a game about murdering pedos

Game is VR only

wiki is by fextralife

There's 17 different endings which all depend on decisions you make in the first 5 minutes of the game.

everything can be customised, everything

No save ststem

I always use C to crouch if its the default. I play way more games where control is crouch but C feels just as natural to me

mandatory minigame needed to progress that plays exactly like cuphead

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the endings are based on which color you prefer

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you can buy dance emotes through microtransactions

healing items are food
you can gain weight that affects mobility if you eat too much

Game characters Yea Forumsoiced entirely by Yea ForumsOs

linux only

Gnomes randomly spawn and steal your most valuable items if you don't move for 5 seconds

Rerolls have never counted, and they still don't. You missed your chance. Accept it

One of your party members is a 15 year old minpin that’s blind and follows one of your other party members 24/7.

ok, ok, satan now is in

The game is banned in several countries, political figures argue it causes violence. You can collect coins.

all enemies are ugly trannies

There is a completely optional shmup style section that lets you unlock bonus content and different endings.
If you play on easy mode, your character just dies.

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All the lolis are voiced by penguinz0

character customization weight chosen at the start decreases prices based on thiccness

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pet companion that dies by the end

the whole game is like mass effect, exept that every ayy race is based on pages like Yea Forums,tumblr or reddit

Twitch streams of the game are on as you play it, taking up 25% of the screen. Cannot be turned off

Your character can get pregnant and fucked by horny males if you eat a magic shroom

only available language is french with no subtitles

character design by minus8

There's a 2 hour cutscene of hentai tentacles fucking a loli, its unskippable

NEWGAME+

only available language is swahili with no subtitles

in order to move and do actions you must type your intent out
case sensitive
must know the true name of your target

Directed by Todd Howard

character design by shadman

nudity

No

Forced intro cutscene that's the protag fucking his mom

Character design by Usamaru Furuya

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Game monitors your pulse and screen shake intensity increases exponentially with your heart rate

it features Dante from the Devil May Cry series

Dogs can be pet and every dog pet increases ego metee and beard length,or if you are a girl increases boob size

horse armor DLC

antagonist is dante from the hit series Devil May Cry

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lightbeam+mirror puzzle

if you are a female you can be knotted by dogs

All enemies designed by chris chan

rerolling for this

Can shoot blood out of eyes. It does nothing gameplay wise.

No mario but only Luigi then?

playable pianos

The game will make you use VR as an obligation on one point, only for you to experience VR rape by 3 fat guys

Story quest where you wear a fullbody suit and your character forcefully filles it with shit from magic

The game's servers are shut down within a year. A private server emerges 8 years later.

Official in-game list so far:
1) BIG TITTY FOXGIRLS
2) You can create your own waifus in-game
3) naked little girls

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Love interest is shadman, egoraptor is a tsundere

protag is a kemoshota with good thighs

you can climb that mountain

Bad ending is your character anal voring himself to create a blackhole to end all evil in the universe

Bladder meter where it gets full you piss yourself

Trannies

>0

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Levels are underwater

Every character is a cute pony

Sans from undertale as the antagonist, voiced by Jim cummings

Melee weapons have recoil

You can accidentally hit yourself with spiked weapons

characters are polite

one of the main antagonists is a spaceship with legs
his special power is kicking butts

basado

racing minigame

mc is a futa

big fat asses

Your main source of attacking is expanding your anus and farting at enemies, have equipment that add fire+ makes your farts into explosions that damage your anus causing it to close

The speed stat both controls if you go first in combat and how often/powerful your crit is. It is very poorly balanced making the fast characters the only ones worth using

Mutant Robot Waifus

The body is actually just for show,the futa dick does all the thinking

the main character starts with bad fast relative to the other stats and other enemies

All enemies have status that decreases speed by 15% every level you are

MC is a murloc

STR stat is totally useless in combat but is necessary to unlock the secrets/bonus content

cope

You go back in time to stop 9/11, but through silly shenanigans you actually cause it

The game is filled with glitches

you can see your feet when you look down

The Int stat lets you do more attacks in a turn, but without gear none of the party reaches a high enough int to get even a second attack

Game has the loot system and balance of borderlands 2

you can see your tits when you look down

Big Titty Lizard Girls

your speed stat cap is always less than the boss of the area

Add a COOL mode.

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You can see your ass when you look down

Game artstyle is exactly like jojo's bizzare adventure

Loading screens, main menu banner, and the last lines of dialogue in the main story are filled with cuck justification

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I was hoping for a 5.

Please.

oK,OK, what about this:
MC is on a quest for love, pairs up whit different side characters trough its quest and the final reward is a potion to enlarger the penis

+150 playable characters that all play unique

The game is made by Valve and takes place in the world of Dota 2

Character Design by Kaneko Kazuma

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Loading screens is filled with jlullaby art

this but the potion is accidentally taken by your love interest even if it's a girl and she becomes a futa

So we’re making gen 1 Pokemon then?

you can pick the one you start with

Voice acting on par with House of The Dead.

Every time you die in multiplayer, your ping goes up by 100.

weapons degrade from 100% condition to 0 in just 20 rounds

Idle animation is T-posing

Powered by Source Engine, and you can bhop

Every time you die in multiplayer, random data from your pc is leaked on the official website

From now on all 0s are not in the game and all 5s are in the game

Character design by Kago Shintaro

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The MP conects your rigth into the game, and your body remains on a hibernated state while you play as the character you made

Every vidya in response to this post gets a cool easter egg that fans of the game will love

NTR

You kill your best friend in mission one and spend the rest of the game regretting it. In New game+ your friend becomes a bonus party member who doesn’t interact with anything in the game

get fucked cuck

Diseases act like real diseases and act in real time, and potion making takes real time

Feating Dante from the Devil May Cry Series.

Made by EA

no minorities are present in the game

running consumes stamina but stamina regenerates super slowly while you walk so alternating between running and standing still is actually faster overall than alternating between running and walking

You're actually the villain.

LOOTBOXES

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Always online and requires you to sign in to Google and Facebook.
Mandatory romance routes but every decision is tweeted out no matter what.
Requires face cam so that it can tweet what your face looks like when you make those choices.

Fuck you regular rules. Don't change them half way in gay OP

The second half of the game is literally just Mother 3 with unlocalized text

When you load a save, characters remember dieing/having sex
Characters become jealous when you have sex with someone else

Magic system works like bioshock ADAM

furry/kemono

Pokemon Anal and Oral

This

You get to fuck your sister (or little brother if your MC is female or your MC is a fag)

A man chooses

Notepad user here?
Can I get an update?

The whole game has a time limit. (think Dead Rising)

rerolling this but it's only kemono

what does this mean

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Cope with what? The fact that your post didn't matter in the slightest? Okay, I'm over it now.

that if you pick the female character , your desicions dont matter, but if you pick the male character, your desicions do matter

Every boss has a patience meter, if you spend to long to fight one all bosses will charge you at once

you can moonwalk faster than regular walking speed

you have to solve captcha before each event

Scooby Doo is your companion.

The game gets stuck in development hell for 30 years

20fps locked.

Tiny tina's voice actor Ashly Burch voices every female under 6'10

Its my thread you faggot. Anything this nigger adds is automatically removed from the game

I like this.

The save deletes itself when you get the true ending

Characters encourage you to have sex in real life.

You can become a monkey-mancer, think a skeletonmancer but monkeys

final boss theme is a collab betwen Ulillilia and Nobuo Uematsu

I stg if I get another 6 I'm going to suck my own dick
The game is rated eC

bosses have multiple phases but the hp thresholds are random each time

Everytime you transform all your gear is permanently gone after breaking

Mandatory anal controller

I couldn't play this heathen of a game.

There are oranges

Raptor Jesus

richter mode is available

Your inventory is your anus, and everytime you get something out your inventory the character fists himself and pull it out

you can dab

the game has a high, inmersive fuction where you can feel what the character is feeling

First person. Fixed 60 FOV. No way to mod it.

Put him back you fuck

You're forced to stream the game to play it

jumpscares

jumpscares that fill your computer with child porn

roll AGtrhsdtfehsfgv

Gamecube exclusive

Virtual Boy exclusive

jumpscares that only activate hours after you close the game

No jumpscares. Instead it is a slow burn, immersive, horror game.

PS4 exclusive for 4 years after launch

Every NPC is a futa

slow burn immersive horror game with a jumpscare after the end credits

the game emails your parents about it after every startup

It's a prequel to Donkey Kong (arcade)

main character communicates in 5-7-5 poetry

The game has chapters, and the last chapter has the game's title

Xbox one exclusive

it's a prequel to bloodborne but a sequel to Devil may cry

every fight begins with YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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there isn't really a difference

Minecraft graphics, but halfway through it switches to hyper realistic

based

>0
this counts
kemono is better than normal western furry

based for saving us from this bs.

The only weapons in the game are based on katanas or bows

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silent protagonist but he sneezes sometimes

Aaaaand now user made the game a dumpster fire.

silent protagonist but he mudders nigger and faggot under his breath

roguelite

a western game

You can only heal after boss fights, and its a one time use

Every female in the game is a 7' Amazon goddess

You can only equip items when you accept new ones from a finished quest

3/4 of the mc moves kill him instantly

fuck you three thousand times to a hell made of dicks

diablo loot

Actually they're all dwarve teir. Hairy feet and everything.

Every female in the game is a 6'10 midna styled imp

big butts

You can pet dogs

goty

most, if not all, females under 6'10 don't talk for one reason or another

You can cook and eat dogs

You hear them mentally due to plot

annoying companion character

FUN

Main villain isn't the actual villain, a evil version of you that's black and has red glowing eyes summons shadowy versions of the villains you defeated and fights you

compatible with bannerlord

Everyone dies in the end.

you sacrifice yourself in the end to save everyone but they die anyway

Exclusive to the new upcoming Neo-Geo

PS2 exclusive

Last few levels are all sewers filled with water that slows you down and alligators or sewer people that have slow statuses or effects that clog up your screen with gunk, using fire in the sewer will cause it to exploding instantly kill you

CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE

So before the thread ends
What type of video game are we looking at?

Swamp levels make up the majority of the game.

You start the game dead.

swamp levels except you move faster in them because you're a swamp creature

You take 100% more damage from fire and clean water because you're a swamp creature

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In the end it doesn't even matter.

The MC is a girl with wide hips and small tiddies.

kek

text game

the MC is a shota with a big cock

One of the buttons is dedicated to dabbing, it cannot be changed

Crom

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You missed the Paul Blart tie-in and the whole anal vore mechanic

Also u got 5 lol

ZEUS

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Mating press rhythem game

T-Talos?

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Contains a 45 minute, unskippable cutscene depicting Gilbert Gottried sitting on the toilet suffering from dysentery.

If you turn your system off during it doubles the time you need to watch it

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You're Gilbert Gottried

Your favorite girl dies for real

BIG
TITTY
MOMMIES

if 5, all previous 0's dont count

It’s straight up a rhythm game. Your character is a rock star and you have to sing his songs a la Rock Band

A boss fight starts immediately afterward ensuring that you can't just walk away from the game during the cutscene.

its a rhythm game but each button config changes on your keyboard every button prompt

The game only works with the steam controller

the only way to talk in multiplayer is to post in the Yea Forums threads about the game

E.y.e hacking game mechanic

THIS GAME IS FUCKING HORRIBLE

Everytime you start up the game you're forced to watch a random markiplier video

You can kill jannies in it

PC port only works if 3 keyboards are plugged in

and you have to play it with your feet

There's a option to insert a CD for a random companion, think monster rancher

During the cutscene you cannot turn down the volume.

Gottfried is screaming at the top of his lungs.

Pantsu

So now it's just a 45 minute unskippable cutscene of a bathroom?

And there is a limited supply of them

This is your Yea Forumsidya game, Yea Forums, someone send it to /agd/ and have them make it

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The final boss has 57 phases with entirely different mechanics. Failing on any phase resets the entire fight, regardless of progress.

The volume is always at 500 or more decibels. The speakers are always able to emit that volume even if it is physically impossible for them to.

You can feed Gilbert beans while he's on the toilet for extra loot when the cutscene ends, but the cutscene will be longer

Nonono you are WATCHING Gilbert

niggers

After the 45 gilbert cutscene ends, its a 20 minute cutscene of him having a kidney stone

At the end, it is revealed that it was all a dream...

Reroll for violent vomiting

At the end, it was a dream of another character dreaming about recent lives THEN the real game starts

After Gilbert finishes dysenterying, he proceeds to read this thread and chuckles after every post with a 0

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Gilbert Gottfried tries to seduce the player the whole game and his face and voice is overlayed on the game his voice slightly louder than the game itself and theres no option to mute him just the game itself