Hey Yea Forums, i'm bored, lonely and suicidal, what's a game that can make me forget about reality?

>Become a pastor
>Go to africa to ``predicate`` the word of god
>then you have two diferent paths
>1 you die of ebola
>2 you meet some black slut and become the white god of the local town
Is a prety good idea if you ask me

What a cute little Bichon. Makes me miss mine who died of heart failure. RIP.

No, brazilian
These usually do the trick, i feel like i've played every good one out there, though.
Sorry to hear that, user. My dogs are the only thing keeping me going.

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Bolso-chan allowed you to have guns, why didn't you grab one?

That dog is adorable.

Not yet, sadly. Can't wait to fuck up some commies.

A game called regular exercise.

There is no evidence that exercise helps. The studies are all shams and mistake correlation and causation. The fact is, people who are happier are those with more free time while still having a stable job (which implies it's a well-paying job), which allows them the leisure to exercise more because they have more disposable income to place toward this than the average person.
Needless to say, nothing like this applies to Brazilians where the economy is so crap that even skilled labor pays fuckall (except for government jobs).

Why not try it anyway?

there's nothing better than playing animal crossing, is what society should be like.

not OP but will exercising really help unfuck my shit?

Hotline Miami got me through some hard times

It's not like you've got anything to lose by trying.

Can't go running without risk of being mugged or stabbed, can't go to gym without money, can't buy gym equipment without money.
Bodyweight exercises is probably better than nothing though.

classic wow

Sometimes at work I play animal crossing sound tracks at the register and pretend I'm a townsperson helping out other MPCs as they visit my shop for items and buffs
I realize exactly how autistic that sounds

I was at moments suicidal and so obsessive after my breakup.
Going to gym helped me in more ways than one.

You're an absolute fucking retard

There you go. Work with what we have.

Whatever gets you through the day though, nothing wrong with that

Do these signs actually work?
Somehow I feel like they wouldn't give a shit and smash my windows in regardless. I have literally zero faith in the public to read.

have sex

t. anti-science religious nutjob.

I'd smash the window anyway just to spite you for bringing your kid or dog along and just leaving them in the car like an asshole.

BR BR BR BR?????? JAJAJAJAJAJA

Yeah I figured retards like you existed, which is why I doubt these signs work. Thanks for confirming.

fucking white people

If I saw you smashing someone's window for no reason I'd smash your jaw into a curb. The dog will be fine, you won't.

Civilized people take their dogs with them, you don't deserve to be treated like one when you act like a monkey

This is why I keep my dog in the trunk

Stores don't let dogs inside in civilised countries. Thanks for outing yourself, thirdie.

It's called tying the dog's leash up to the post in front of the store, faggot.

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I think I'm gonna give it a try, normally when I think about improving myself I tend to forget about it the next day, but this idea has been in my head for like a week now. I think it's time to lurk /fit/ and see where this goes

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kkkkkk gringo americano nao sabe como rir em portugues kkkkk

Until a nigger or a spic robs him. Congrats, dumb ass.

>Tie it up
>Some nigger comes and steals it
>Some white saviour complex retard sits out there and waits by your dog to harass you when you get back from shopping
>Some chink steals it to eat

Yeah nah

Rather than /fit/, google good gyms in your city and go to one and ask for a trainer, explain you're a newcomer and need guidelines where to start.
A good trainer will judge your physique and give you a program based on that.

I was fucking miserable despite having a stable job and plenty of free time when I was just coming home and browsing Yea Forums and playing vidya for 6 hours every night. Going to the gym for the last month has made me feel significantly better overall.

We don't have those in civilized countries, mutt
Once again you out yourself as a third world subhuman

Anecdotes are not evidence.

>suicidal
>wants to forget about reality

That's like being on fire and asking for more kerosene to put the fire out.

have you stuck your tongue in your dog yet?

If you're implying some east european shit hole is a civilised country because they don't have chinks or niggers, you're delusional. Easties are just niggers with pale skin.

>mutt projecting his degenerate fetishes on others
OH NO NO NO NO

t. mutt

Unironically BotW

>"no you"
pathetic ahahaha

How about instead of forgetting reality, you stop being miserable, stand up and face it? You have the power to change your life and make it better. Playing video games to escape it won't ever make you feel better.

Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced

The World Ends With You.

t. Ivan's cocksleeve

FUCK OFF MARCHE

Can't get better with that attitude. Just use a rope, no need to inconvenience gunfags once you've passed

>HURR THE STUDIES ARE WRONG CUZ I SAID SO
>DURR BUT YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH SCIENCE
>AHMAHOERS YOUR OBJECTIVE OBSERVATION FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE DOESN'T COUNT

Wii Fit U is nice. You get to exercise from the comfort and convenience of home while staring at a thick juicy ass

found you faggot

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