Reminder GTA Online is finally fun again

The only "fun" i had in this trash game was using fucking cheat engine to increase the value of street cars (because rockstar is that incompetent) and selling them for trillions of gta bucks and buying everything before getting banned for two weeks. Kept everything afterwards too, including most of the money.

lmao how many copies of this game is that cuck up to now? 12? more?

>turn on game
>wait 5 minutes
>turn off game

Feels bad man.
I just want to enjoy a game.

Reminder Rockstar bans you for a week if you win over 500,000 in a session.

So was the Lester hanger glitch, didn't make the game fun for more than an hour.

>Release casino update
>ban players for winning in your casino

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bull shit

i won around 3 mill in a 6 hour session and got zero ban

If you do that dumb horse glitch maybe, just go to high roller three card poker and save (change clothes) after every win and just turn your internet on/off for consoles when you lose.

See It happened to Aris twice already. Won 500k on slots jackpot, banned. Week later, won on #6 horse twice, banned.

You got a link to a video?

>won 3 times on 3 horses

So in a row or cumulative? So basically just 3 wins period and you get banned? Who just picks the same horse every time?

really?

i sat down on routlette with a script to garuntee i always won, like 50+ max bets on red 25, then bought everything i wanted and proceeded to just tear ass across the city for hours in my new wargame cerberus yeeting cars.

hell its on record i won 15 million at the casino

So guys how do I cheat as well?

Help a brother out.

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I guess you found a loophole R* hasn't thought of then. Plenty of people have gotten week long timeouts for not even cheating.

guess i just got lucky that i know how the client side server side talks to eachother and know how to exploit the communication vulnerabilty.

hell, the server will TELL ME what the roulette wheel will land on BEFORE its even rolled. granted im only making 10k per turn, but still its a silly as shit thing that they are punishing players for winning in a broken and rigged system.

>ban him for winning
>how do you know he cheated?
>he actually won

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Just go to a real casino?

Are you retarded?

Finally GTA has nailed realism

>dealer gets three blackjacks in a row

HMMMMMMMMM

Hackers already made sure I was rich beyond belief. I don't need money, I need fun

Iw got some MC businesses and a bunker, is there something else I should get before I buy a night club?

Just play FiveM

Download latest one. Thoe i got banned for levelling up too much from 48 to 200. Got banned next day.

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See Easy million in under an hour

Latest what?

Post linkz.

I have syntax 1.48, dont know if thato ne is considered now latest one, i got banned so i'l woudnt risk it

gta was never good

I just want money so I can buy cool things, I don’t even want to level up or kill people with god mode.

Good luck in finding cheat

Might as well ask here, is RDO remotely worth getting into and buying PS+ for when I'll probably just end up playing solo 99% of the time?

No i dont think so

trips prove this post as true

You must be if you think that traveling to a real casino and gambling real money is the same thing as playing a video game and gambling some digital money.

No. Its not. I played it for a month on release, it's boring. No one interacts apart from instantly shooying you on sight, you get disconnected every 5 mins and the game modes are shit. I played it again a few weeks ago and nothing had changed. Don't bother

gtao wouldn't be fun even if I could glitch 100mil an hour. there's simply nothing worthwhile after completing heists and contact missions. what are you gonna spend your money on? cars? fivem racing is way too superior. armed cars? literally pointless unless you siomehow get enjoyment out of freeroam griefing.

No, I would suggest not getting the game at all.

No, buy the nightclub, Max out the storage floors and the workers. Buy the upgrades and upgrade the delivery vehicle. If you have all the MC businesses and a bunker, you’ll be getting something like 1.5 million a delivery. Also, if you don’t have it already, get the garage so you can steal cars for 100k a pop.

imagine playing a dead game and seriously waiting to be spoonfed new content because there's nothing to do.

>dead game
nigga this is straight bullshit
games has more steam players right now since the launch on pc

>noobs RPing/playing all the content i finished years ago
ok kid

GTA V just isn't a fun game. It tries way too hard to live up to everyones expectations. Online has a few fun game modes but no one plats them. So you end up racing or playing the same missions over and over again.

>post video of you using a glitch
>video shows your account name
>why did I get banned?
Fucking retards.

What was the glitch? He was betting on horses randomly based on their names.

How did you finish all this content years ago when it didn’t exist? Pretty retarded to call the most popular game in the world a dead game.

>21 minutes to write all this retarded shit
ok kid

The glitch would be holding the controller a certain way while betting, maxing out your bet if you win, while only losing the minimum (or whatever you bet). That’s the manual version of what the script is doing.

There is a glitch where you can win max bet on minimum bet with a simple script. I made this much by leaving the game running for a few hours. It literally bets on the same horse slot every time. This was days ago and I haven't been hit with a ban yet.

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Huh?

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>gambling makes everything more fun

I don't understand since I only watched it, I don't own the game, but he was max betting every bet regardless of if it was horses, BJ, or slots. It's not an unreasonable thing to do. If you just max bet and get banned on the rare chance you do win then R* has fucked up. I don't know how "holding the controller" affects anything.

Isn't it safer to keep the money on hand instead of putting it on the bank or have they fixed that too?

If you don’t own the game it’s hard to explain. When a person lays a bet, there is a way to hold the analog stick to force a max payout for the cost of any bet. That’s the manual version of the exploit the other user was talking about. This is how you get banned, if your raking in money doing it. Now, if you win 3 in a row with different odds and get a max payout, you get tossed and have to reconnect. That’s to stop people leaving the script running overnight. It’s not a ban, it just kicks you from the server. I didn’t see the guys video, maybe he did a legit max bet on 3 different horses and one 3 in a row, all at different odds, he wouldn’t get a ban though, just a disconnect.

It doesn’t matter as long as the numbers you’re dealing with aren’t stupidly big. If you rack up something like 20 million, I’m not sure what to do with it. Maybe transfer 2 million at a time every few hours. I’ve been doing it everyday for 2-4 million. Never had a problem. As long as you stay under 5 mil in earnings they aren’t even paying attention it seems

I'm pretty sure he wasn't winning anything 3 times in a row based on how rigged the odds are. It's a typical 3-4 hour stream, he won on #6 twice and at some blackjack. Over that course of time that's a very low win ratio.

Regardless, it doesn't explain the first ban when he hit the slot jackpot and got 500,000, came back the next day to a ban.

rockstar doesn't roll out bans/wipes until the next update

>Easy million in under an hour
The absolute state of gamers.

I have no clue man, I don’t know who he is or what he does. He didn’t get banned for winning one spin of a slot machine, or two wins at the race track though. Maybe it was something he did off stream, or some sort of third party thing he was running and they detected it or saw it in his stream.

I think they fucked up this time, I’m not sure how they can ban anyone or wipe their money for holding an analog stick or for disconnecting before a loss of chips saves. If anything they don’t care about this and are secretly happy. The type of person doing this isn’t the same type that pays for shark cards, if anything more people are playing the game and for longer because of it.

>wanting to make money is a bannable offense
>playing this trash 20ever

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>log in
>load for 25 minutes
>buy million dollar car
>drive to location
>shoot npcs
>drive back to location
>spend 9 hours to complete a heist
>log off

>implying rockstar ban people for this
I made millions abusing from the import/export glitch in 2017/2018 and they didn't do shit.

>imagine being poor and salty. Imagine not playing the most popular game of all time

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Does the garage job share the same timer with import/export?

Why is
>y-you're poor
becoming more and more common as a means of defending a game? I see this shit from the smoothbrains who defend Fallout 76.

fivem.net/

this is the real gta online experience.

Do you mean the stealing the high end cars being on a separate timer from running the crates? Yes. It has its own cool down. The sell goods from the nightclub is also on its own cooldown. Even if it’s the same goods. So your nightclub will independently produce Cargo (hangar or Ceo crates) all the different kinds of MC business stuff you own (coke, documents etc etc) and guns (bunker) at the same time all your other places are accumulating and you never have to buy or steal to resupply the nightclub. It also has a wall safe that stacks up to 70k that pretty much covers all the fees for operating like your staff and bunker fees.

Why have i never heard of this? I loved modded San Andreas online. Cheers m8. Gonna spend the rest of the weekend trying this out.

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You come into a thread, about a thing you clearly don’t like, and expect what? To find converts?
>I played all this content years ago, even the stuff that came out a week ago
>Dead Game, except for all the millions of people playing in record numbers
>bbbbut Fallout76
You’ve convinced me, this thing I like playing sometimes, I hate it now.

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I'm not even that person

Because to get the most out of Online, you have to spend some money. Either by grinding for it, endorsing Jewish practices or finding a glitch. 90% of the people that complain in GTA threads are butthurt poorfags that get blown up by schoolchildren. This triggers certain people to ungodly levels. Git Gud, grind a little bit, find a glitch or ask mommy for the credit card number. Games are a service remember. A service you continually pay for.

Tell me which packets to sniff senpai

you can automate it tard I woke up to 10m

>paypal some guy $3
>get billions of dollars
you can now play the game instead of wageslaving for virtual bux

Is GTA Online good as sort of a "life sim", meaning you can like walk around in dance clubs or bars? Or does it not really have a ton of that and its more about killing/racing?

You can drink at bars, invite friends to private bars, take showers, go to a strip club, get private dances from strippers.

I always found that boring as shit.

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there's one strip club where drinks are served and you can go into nightclubs owned by other players and do a stupid dancing minigame
it's entertaining for 5 minutes tops

Will never support rockstar after they burned me on gtaiv pc and not fixing their authentication

Is the Chernobog worth it? Does it shoot huge rockets?

No, yes