When will we get the Devil May Cry and Bayonetta crossover we deserve?

Last time they wear, they made the Nintendo costumes sexier. I don’t have the pic showing the interview about the models, but platinum tried to not make the Nintendo costumes sexy, but then Nintendo came in and said, “naw, this is an M rated game. Go nuts. Here’s some ideas we had”, and then went on to show tons of cleavage and curves.

Because Platinum are currently putting all their focus on Astral Chain, once they are done with that game development will shift towards Bayo 3.

Where I really hope that we get Bark at the moon as the moon song.

just abort it lol

how would a "classy" prego women look/dress like?

Sega vs. Capcom

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Like this

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How is OP's pic even trashy?

Probably not until Dante makes it into smash bros.

>Short shorts
>Her top is showing off both her cleavage and her belly
Classic trailer trash

Platinum have a lot on their plate
Astral chain
Babylons fall
They did the combat for the granblue game.

>quarter demon
>quarter umbra witch
>quarter lumen sage

Those kids are gonna be OP as FUUUUUUUCK~.

Apparently at some early point it was more fantasy than Sci fi before Nintendo told them to change it
But that might have been because it was becoming scalebound.

>Babylons fall
I keep forgetting about this until people mention it

The witches and sages have to be taught their magic, they don't know it by blood. Bayo doesn't know any sage magic
The hell is Babylons fall?

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Who's the little girl? Dante and Bayo's kid?
I still have hope for a DMC X Bayo crossover. Though I have no idea how the gameplay gor it will work

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kek

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We just don't know
Personally I suspect it is going to be platinums take on pre botw zelda/souls combat

Why are halfas always stronger than pure anything?

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wtf does this mean

Ichigo is literally everything

Is Bayo really all that much powerful? Isn't Jeanne about her level in strength?

>DMC will have a protagonist like this at some point to replace both Dante and Nero in the far future.
Man, hopefully while in hell Dante gets younger or something, there was this room in 3 where it shows how hell keeps everyone immortal by reversing time infinitely.
Being a mutt is something very powerful, just look at America.

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Don't think about it to hard, just accept it.
Who knows, Bayonetta is fun to plays but I struggle to say that the writing is good.

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Because they are the culmination of all of them instead of just 50/50 everything.

>at some point
Just wait for the invitable reveal that Nero's mom was a half angel.

Bayonetta is so fucking ugly. The uptick in people pretending she was attractive started when people needed to shill WiiU.

This. She looks like a tranny. Dante deserves better.

In terms of looks: 2 Jannu > 2 Bayo > 1 Bayo > 1 Jannu
So: 2 > 1
But: Jannu = Bayo

It's like how mixed breed dogs are healthier than purebreeds.

What makes you think that you deserve such a thing, user

But even that depends on how much inbreeding there has been done between the purebreeds

I thought she was sexy on PlayStation. The second I knew it was an action game I was all over it.
As for being on wiki, I was mad at first, then bought it anyway because I do have irl friends that could play with.
Then the switch came out and I said I wouldn’t get that either. My friends asked me “what would it take for you to get a switch”? I told them it’d take a good port of Bayo/Bayo 2 and the announcement of Bayo 3. Guess what happened at the game awards? Nintendo’s really got my nuts in a vice right now, and I wanna know what the fuck was up with the trailer. What happens?
TLDR; I think Bayo is sexy, and you’re a tranny.

>another KikeBuddy shill thread
Reminder
>encourages his patreons to shill for him
>locked commissions behind patreon paywall when he realized he was getting for money from one off comms than patreon
>literally tells his paying patreons that he will only sketch their patreon requests if the character is popular
>regularly ups his minimum patreon buy in every few months
Skilled artist, but absoutely shit human kike faggot.

Because they're focusing on Astral Chain?

That's just because dog breeds tend to be inbred.

Hopefully never. I cant imagine dmc with dial combos

She isn't and even if she is revealed to be that. It won't be enough halfs, they should add more races into the gene pool.
Angels don't exactly exist either, they're all just different types of demons.

Combat-wise I think Bayo and Jeanne are meant to be on even footing. Bayo just has the extra plot powers.

He went full jew when his tumblr got nuked.

Cool! Thank God its for Steam. I hope those tendrils can be used to grappling hook around.

I would say that they have the A team working hard and keeping it secret so their B team can shine with Astral chains and the other shit they’re making.
Just wait for another reveal at the next game awards.
I’d be happy if it was at GC or TGS, but I’m keeping my hopes at a reasonable level right now.

>tfw you'll never be impregnated by Dante

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Stop posting anytime

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is that a metro map to his heart or something?

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I never got this whole dial a combo thing. Isn’t that what I’m doing with dmc? Press button twice, pause, press button again. Bam, I have a combo. It’s in both games.

Usually a lot. How do you think purebreeds dogs stay pure, ace? Some breeds are so inbred they literally can't breed more of them the old fashioned way, the bitch has to be artificially inseminated AND the puppies have to be delivered via C-section.

What if his mom is an artificial angel made by the Order like Credo and Agnus? It would make her more relevant than just some girl, explain why Nero is so strong and give Vergil some semblance of a reason to care for her.

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Dial-a-combo is doing the button inputs with no regard to the onscreen animations and timings. Neither DMC nor Bayo have dial-a-combo.

Bayo is a little stronger, but Jeanne likes to handicap herself to make herself stronger. Jeanne is balanced with the fact that her wicked weaves are stronger than bayo’s.

Its in both games but its rvery combo in bayo where as its like 5 combos for each character in dmc

Me too user. Perhaps we can meet in a private and more intimate location(like the gym) to alleviate our pain together.

Hey Andy sweetie.

Shit taste

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Dante X Morrigan is more OP and Capcom likes to put them together in crossovers.

Morrigan was BORN a S Class demon.
A S-Class Demon like Jedah (who Morrigan defeated) can take raw energy and turn it into a living vessel along with forcing beings into his pocket dimension and closing the doors on them.

Even universe jumping Morrigan couldn't get out (human and demon worlds are different universes, she goes to the human world for fun).

I think her dad had to split her power into 3 so she wouldn't destroy the demon world.

Throw a bit of wacky woohoo sparda DNA and you got a God.

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>tfw you’ll never rub Bayonetta’s pregnant belly

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>Bayonetta and Jean live in a double wide that her cousin Dante and Virgil done fixed up
>Last weekend Dante and her nephew Nero came over and built them a new deck out back
>Paid them in 3 large pies a suitcase of Busch Light and a quickie
>9 months later baby Joker was born
>Even her uncle Sparda showed up from a few counties over for the baby party
>Sparda is Colt Ford

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>explain why Nero is so strong

Sparda DNA retard.

In genetics there's something call Hybrid-vigor. This is most heavily utilized in Beef Cattle, Chickens, and some sport horses. This is why when some people have mutt animals, they notice they tend to be "great" animals in various ways. Unfortunately, hybrid vigor tends to disappear after the 1st generation.

It is also unfortunate from my animals genetics classes that we ignore almost everything about us humans when it comes to genetic differences including our own mutts. Northern Natives being very good with raw food. Scavs doing very well with milk. Asians doing horrible with milk. People passing on their asthma.

What do you think of your genetics, anons?

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>Isn’t that what I’m doing with dmc?
No dial a combo means you're inputting a series of different button to get a different action, while DMC has one attack button that does exactly what you want it to do when you input it.

His mom is an angel who fell from heaven for reasons completely unrelated to Dante and his crew, she started working as a hooker to make ends meet, Virgil fucked her because he had the horn, didn't even know she's an angel, the condom broke and nine months later Nero was born. None of this was part of any villain's secret plot, it was just one big pile of coincidences.

Because toriyama made the idea popular with gohan.

Well duh. That's how they stay purebred, I already said that.

Ichigo is quarter Human, quarter Shinigami, quarter Quincy, quarter Hollow.

His father was a Shinigami. His mother was a Quincy. I'm fucked if I can remember all the details, but his mother got hit by something that turned her into a Hollow and so his father saved her by becoming a Human instead.

So Isshin became a Half-Shinigami, Half-Human, Masaki became a Half-Quincy, Half-Hollow and Ichigo became a quarter of all.

It sounds stupid, but as with everything in Bleach, it was cool as fuck at the time and the reveals/twists were surprisingly Kino. You were there for the wild ride and you got a wild ride.

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Most imporantly, a quarter human.
youtube.com/watch?v=UIfFIrnJmTw

The only one in this thread to have mentioned this artist is you.

Stand down, Dante.

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>Move to bumfuck nowhere, Northern California.
>Mountains and forest everywhere.
>Deer and bears, everywhere.
>Living in a doublewide is a symbol of affluence.
>White people, everywhere.
>Only 3 radio stations with decent signal.
>2 are country music, the other is a sort of public service, catch-all station.

Why the fuck do we have red-necks in California? Why the fuck do we have deer? You asshole whites need to leave.

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Source

>What if his mom is an artificial angel made by the Order like Credo and Agnus?
That's called being an artificial demon like Lucia who also looks like a bird.
>It would make her more relevant than just some girl
Eh, it took awhile for the order to do this "ascension ceremony" the Pope only got in the events of 4. Except if she was some experiment that woul die after a short time, which would also explain what happen to her.
>explain why Nero is so strong and give Vergil some semblance of a reason to care for her.
Nero is strong thanks for having a human heart and demonic blood in him, that's really all to it. And Vergil doesnt seem to remember that he fucked a girl, lol.

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Iqdb

i'm going to have a mental orgasm

The really annoying flying enemy in DMC3 was implied to be fallen angels, correct?

How would that crossover work? Switch between characters and each character has it's own moveset mapping?

it's way beyond just the impregnation for me
>watching her belly swell with your child
>the sensation of rubbing her tight tummy, afraid it's fit to burst
>watching her tits become swollen and oversensitive
>indulging in excess breast milk straight from the tap
>watching her indulge in her cravings like the hormonal beast she is
>knowing the pregnancy is making her hornier than usual
but also raising a kid post 2000 sucks major dick
it's painful that it has to be painful

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This is best case scenario.

Not really, Ikeno (the artist for DMC2, 3 and 5) just likes the image of something being considered "good" turn out to be "evil" is all.

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>What do you think of your genetics, anons?
Complicated

How will DMC5 affect Bayo 3's development?

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Hopefully like pic

They'll have to spend time tightening up the graphics.

It will have sex scenes? Didn't GoW already do that?

DMCV selling well showed Japan and the world that quirky weird games still work.

Also that Bayonetta always played very messy and isn't as tight as DMC is. I really hope Bayonetta will be the best game it can be, but I fear it will just pale compared to DMCV

>Bayo dominates Dante
>Rodin dominates Bayo
Kamiya confirmed for best cuck ally of true men and their BBC domination

Minimally. Bayo is now far as it's own thing and that's a good thing, unless Plat thinks having multiple playable characters is a great idea that was implemented greatly in DMC5, or the pickable arcadey consumables, or the idea of a triple jump, or air taunts. There isn't much to take from it really.

so he's a mutt

The florida mutts are basically DMC characters already

Yep :^)

no, it's a metro map to THE HEART.

She's about on the same level but Bayonetta is more skilled.

She's beaten her in one no one combat atleast twice.

>fanart is canon in the heads of cucks
Cope, Dante is anything but a sub.

Astral Chain has more mainstream appeal than bayo 3 so I'm sure they've been focusing on that.

>player error
>canon

Try again cucky

>being a cuckold in the year 2019

I thought you fuckers would be extinct by now.

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who is that little girl and why is bayo fat?

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Because she ate the girl's sister.

>YWN have a loving relationship with Morrigan, and raise 2.5 children in a house with a picket fence with her

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>2.5

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>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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Have you seriously not heard of that reference

It's a dumb term meaning 2 kids and a pet

American families used to have an average of 2.5 kids, so people used that number to describe it being a very normal family. Also, either 2 or 3 kids was thought of as the ideal amount.

No

>Dante: after decades of experience as a devil hunter, he absorbs the power of Sparda's sword alongside the Rebellion, unlocking his Sin Devil Trigger form
>Vergil: splitting himself into his human and devil halves, the devil eats the fruit of the Qliphoth, powered by hundreds or even thousands of human sacrifices, gaining the power that made Mundus the ruler of hell, and then recombines back into Vergil with his own Sin Devil Trigger
>Nero: is as strong as both of them cause of the power of love or some shit
explain this

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crazed and redorbed

Crazed and red-orbed

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Based and redorbed

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Genes

The most powerful demon in DMC will be a guy with the most human soul. So, the Elizabeth Warren demon will kick everyone's ass.

>Nero: is as strong as both of them
There wasn't a Dante fight so I don't know what you're talking about. Dante had to fight
>Cerburus
>than Urizen powered by the fruit
>than V's crew
Right after another till he got to Vergil, who Vergil seems to still have a hard time with till they both got tired. Dante is undoubtably the strongest character in the series so far. And Nero just beated Vergil after Dante has given him a beating.

in dante's case it has little to with being half and half and more of the fact that he's the son of the most powerful demon in canon

>beated
why is it always some stupid third world nigger spamming his stupid powerlevel wank?

Nero isn't as strong as either of them, why do people think this? Did you all ignore Dante and Vergil beating themselves up to the point of exhaustion? Do you think Jester was more powerful than Dante and Vergil in DMC3 too?

Dante and Vergil were both very tired from all the fighting earlier and Nero's overt emotionality amazed and confounded Dante and Vergil respectively.

Basically, Nero wanted it more and what he wanted prevented Dante from fighting seriously and sapped Vergil's M O T I V A T I O N .

Doest dx2 SMT Liberation count?

So guys why do you think Sparta is so powerful in canon

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Sorry if I sounded like a power level autist. I really don't care about any of this bullshit, just wanted to point out that Nero isn't really as strong as the brothers.

He just-is.

Human pussy

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Be that as it may, Nero suplexing Vergil is the apex of the series.

I recognize that art from anywhere.

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When did you realize a child from Dante and Bayonetta would just be Jeanne.

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He was one of Mundus' buddies at some point. Maybe they both shared this obsession with power when they were young. Or Maybe he had a loving mother, that always gave him this spark of the power of love. Or it's just because he's really strong.

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But Jeanne is more similar to Vergil?

God, I wish you were dead.

I know, Nietzsche.

they saw dmcv got cold feet and went back to polish

Nah, Ichigo is half quincy, his Mom just had a parasitic Hollow that Ichigo inherited from her at birth. Ishhin also was just a Shinigami forced to constantly lend his powers to his wife to prevent her from dying from the parasitic hollow. This makes Ichigo half Shinigami, half quincy with a hollow sealed inside him.
Quincy are technically humans, so he is a Fullbringer because his mom was attacked by a hollow.

Only humans can use fullbring which Ichigo uses.

Bayo 3 will have air taunting

Same and also white

Their kid will be the smuggest asshole in the entire universe.

>kid

I've got a problem with that picture just because Dante is Asexual and Bayonetta just protects his virginity.

Speaking of I was thinking, human Vergil is an emo kid, human Dante would probably be a burnout.

What would B or J be? Bayo and Jeanne that never became witches?
Actually, what would her personality be?

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>Dante
>asexual

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Not even trying to bait. Dante is ace, sex is far less fun than killing demons to him. I'm sure he's had sex before but I really doubt he seeks it out.

>dante is asexual
really dood?... i mean, he is not a man whore but .. asexual?

>I'm sure he's had sex before but I really doubt he seeks it out.
He did as a kid, he literally visited a strip club till there were rumors about his big dick. He pushed himself on Lady in 3, and is pretty flirtatious with anything that looks female.
He is 100% sexual, just not a Satyriasis.

>Dante is Asexual
justify your claims

Long-term relationships can be quite a problem to maintain when you are a moody demon hunter whose family was murdered and anyone that gets close to him is in danger of having the same fate. That does not make him asexual, or you don't know the meaning of the term.

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It's total headcanon but I think it fits the character. Dante is an addrenline junkie, when he's not hunting demons he's depressed and eats his feelings. Sex doesn't hit the same way style beasting does.
Is this in the old manga or comics?
I'm just saying he doesn't care for sex, I'm sure he wants an SO and that adds to his depression.

congrats

Half the time it's the women who drive the men off and not the thought of raising.

It's likely to not. Kamiya played 4 to see where the action genre was at the time and all he got out of it was to not add dice games to his titles. They have a system now. It's not like they played DmC to get ideas for Bayo 2 so it's unlikely that they're going to take 5 into consideration for B3.

But DMC5 is better than 4 in every area that isn't the core combat mechanics (and I'm excluding enemy and weapon design from that) and better than DmC in everything other than environment design (and that's for the missions inside the Qliphoth).

In DMC demons get more powerful with human blood, so if you are a halfie like D/V you basically have ubersteroids in your blood all the time.

This.

What is there to take from 5 that would fit in Bayo's combat? The only thing I can think of is air taunts.

I'm gonna jump into tag team climax if anyone is interested

I think they should look at Bayo 1 more than Dmc5. Bring back the complexity, 2 was just too streamlined for its own good

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Having only played Bayo 1 (who even owns a Wii U?), the game didn't really draw me in. I don't care for pre-baked AABAB-type combos and I felt the weapons were too samey. Maybe I'll give it another go down the line, but for me DMC scratches an itch no other action series does. Having almost every attack (of the dozens of possible ones) one input away and having most of them be actually differentiated and useful is amazing.

Holy shit whoever commissioned that deserves a seat in paradise.

They let Kamiya ditch the nintendo mascot idea for w101 and do his own thing, they were pretty hands off with bayo 2 and from what we heard so far they are also pretty hands off with astral chain too, so i doubt they got too involved in the development of bayo 3 unless what platinum delivered simply was garbage.

More likely there were internal issues with platinum as the director of bayo 2 left and they are simply spread too thin accross multiple projects.

>tfw testosterone through the roof, constant mega boners non stop and always read to fuck but i'll never get to have kids and pass on my genes

Is this some kind of cosmic joke? Endowing me with this sex drive and need to breed and it's just all for nothing?

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Houjou no Reizoku Elf

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I feel like Bayo needs to expand beyond the original vision. I only played the first one (because no Switch), but from what I've seen of the second one it really hasn't changed the core gameplay a lot. I'm not suggesting they should get rid of what already works though.

>the game didn't really draw me in. I don't care for pre-baked AABAB-type combos and I felt the weapons were too samey. Maybe I'll give it another go down the line
If you're not using dodge-offset than you're not play Bayo right. Bayonetta has a combat system that takes ideas from every other game, you have dial a combos, pause combos and directional inputs. And if you just didn't like the game, then it's just not for you.

>shorter hair in 2
>no less clothes, just as powerful
please, take your time with 3

>the second one it really hasn't changed the core gameplay a lot.
Unfortunately, it did.

>self-insert retard cool anime guy
>getting laid
pick one

>he gets to fuck orihime every night on top of all this
Is he the reigning champion of lucky anime bastards?

>Pregnant Bayo
Holy FUCK that's hot

Society would collapse without whitey nignog.

But that's just because humans have bred them to have skulls that are too small and snouts that are too short and fucked up just because it "looks nice".

He already got laid anyways, and how is he a self insert?

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The game would suck. Nobody wants to pay $60 to just watch those two fuck for 30 hours straight.

But that's where you're wrong. I'd play the hell out of that game, even if it has QTEs up the ass.

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the entire game is just a cutscene except for one QTE 21 hours into it where if you miss it they don't hug

Bayonetta is a fucking whore.

Proof? Oh that's right, you didn't play the game.

A classy woman doesn't tell a dude she met an hour ago she's interested in making a baby.

I never realized that hussy Bayonetta was something I needed in my life.

too impractical

Who're you kidding? There would probably be an edging QTE.

>an hour ago

She literally says "you want to touch me?" In her taunt. She flashes her skin constantly. She gives me a boner. That is enough for her to be considered a whore.

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Hybrid vigor is a meme. There are two scenarios where hybridization is advantageous. One, the population being outrageously inbred. This doesn't apply to anything you're thinking of. Homogeneous doesn't mean inbred. You'd be hard pressed to find inbred humans anywhere, outside of arabs and such knocking up their cousins like it's their national sport. We're talking breeding, because animal husbandry goes fucking hardcore. Seriously, it's one of the three major constraints to selective breeding. Initial population, inbreeding, and time. And you can't do dick about time. Or population, for the most part. They make the fucking Hapsburgs look puritan. Guarantee you at least half of them keep a poster of Fritzl above their bed. You also get some inbreeding with settlers, like a familial pack of wolves wandering into an area they'd been extincted, and doing their best to rebuild Mount Olympus. It simply does not apply to people. Well, people who don't routinely knock up their cousins.

The second is carefully selected crossbreeding of specific populations, and the benefits only apply to first-generation hybrids. Think Ligers growing fucking huge. Well, think Ligers, but without the shrimp dick, retarded faces, and getting so fat they overheat. Point is they're big. If you want a big cat, jamming all the unique huge cat genes from a Tiger and the giant pussy genes from a Lion gets you a damn big cat. A fuckton of commercial crops are F1 hybrids, and so are chicken. Extremely specific combinations with A LOT of trial and error and some very fucking complex mathematics.
This isn't better overall, it's simply predictable so you can learn from your mistakes and stop making the bad crossbreeds. Because you're looking for specific pairings of genes, and anything past the first generation it gets all jumbled, there's no point to letting those hybrids breed. This effect is in no way heritable. Later generation hybrids are also extremely unpredictable.

Teasing != actually putting out, virgin

Only a whore would tease.
I'm not being serious btw, just wanted an excuse to post Bayo

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then just be a man and post bayonetta

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>It is also unfortunate from my animals genetics classes that we ignore almost everything about us humans when it comes to genetic differences including our own mutts. Northern Natives being very good with raw food. Scavs doing very well with milk. Asians doing horrible with milk. People passing on their asthma.

We tend to ignore selective breeding because it was used as the basis for the holocaust and scared people stupid after that was found out.

In the medical community at least race and genetic tendencies are still taken into account for explaining a person's health risk, etc. If your doctor isn't explaining this then they're either ignorant or not paying attention to published studies.

>tfw I want to buy Bayo 1 and 2 again
>afraid they might just have a bundle after 3 releases

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I find it boring to do so plainly. And fucking with you sounded like a fun thing to do.

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>removing the eyebrows
Why?

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But I only posted once

God there's so much soul in this image

Whatever, man.

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>Terms of looks
Bayo 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rest

Are we going to get another child following Bayo again?

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>tfw ywn be impregnated by Dante

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feel free to kill yourself anytime faggot

you had to go and say it didn't you

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But dinosaurs were warm blooded like their descendants.

>>self-insert retard cool anime guy
thats fucking dante you non-video gaming mongoloid

eggs my dude
mammal's don't lay 'em

Well, except for two of them.

>he doesn't know about platypuses

monotreme gang rise up

What is you sayin

Did you even play the game user? Even the boss fight is easier fro Nero. Almost as if someone stronger weakened the faggot.

Literally confirmed by Kamiya (tweets and DMC1 Novel) that he's not a virgin loser.

Even in Viewtiful Joe which takes place after DMC1 in Kamiya's lore, he still dates human women but never maintains a long relationship.

I just want you both to know don't worry about ME, I have a wonderful girlfriend that I have been with for almost 13 years and I asked her if she rather grow a dick and impregnate Bayonetta ,or get impregnated by Dante and like the classy girl she is, she went with Dante

Someone keeps taking off Bayo's glasses in post

The weakest version of Dante also beat Jedah though, a powered up one at that.

Hmm....

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Nice to see this artist drawing something else other than elf thots
Not that I’m complaining

When Kamiya stops being butthurt about Capcom taking DMC away from him

He draws all kinds of shit though

you're such a turbofaggot

Wrong.

Are you sure?

who is that little girl, is she oc or from some game i cannot tell

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Clearly dante is a cuck and virgil fucked bayo

>pretending its not the most obvious shit in the world Bayo fucks Rodin
Literally the only man in the series not emasculated by her. Kamiya knows wassup.

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For the same reason hybrids between huge cats are almost double the size of their parents or mules are better than donkeys or the Stalin ape men hybrids between chimps and mongolian women were far stronger than humans.

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i mean in practicality it’s EASIER thanks to advanced in medicine and child studies. it’s the school, culture and media environment that makes it more difficult

I sincerely hope that Platinum has outgrown its tendencies to insert child-shaped plot devices into their games.

>inb4 twins in 3

Where are my pregchads at?

>color-coded twins

Imafuckingine

STEPPING FORTH A CURE FOR SOUL'S DEMISE
REAP THE TEARS OF THE VICTIM'S CRIES
YEARNING MORE TO HEAR THE SUFFER (OF A)
OF A DEMON AS I PUT IT UNDER
KILLED BEFORE, A TIME TO KILL THEM ALL
PASSED DOWN THE RIGHTEOUS LAW
SERVE A JUSTICE THAT DWELLS IN ME
LIFELESS CORPSE AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

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THE EYE CAN SEE

that kid's getting taken into "custody"

She's pregnant

t. Subhuman listener.

THE EYE CAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAW
THE EYE CAN SEEAW

>dante taller than bayonetta
but thats' wrong

WE ARE FALLING TOGETHER

THE EEEEEYE CAAAAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like Dante x Lady

>wanting them to cross over ever
>wanting platinum to ruin DMC when it just got revived with 5
>actually posting that awful image
What's the point of having two distinct action games when fags like you just want to muddy them and mix them? not everyone is a fan of both and I don't want to see bayoshit in my DMC.

Subhuman is the best track in DMC5.

It's just one crossover you fucking sperg

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TEAKONSAY

I don't want even one. Why waste dev time on a half-assed DMC when we can get a proper one? fuck off with your shit taste.

Subhuman is easily the weakest character theme in DMCV. This is because it was written for Donte as proven by the group's own synopsis for the song on initial release. They thought it was a sequel to DmC.

Too bad, others think differently

>Gets referenced in Bayonetta
>Doesn't get referenced in DMC5
Is this another Kamiya exclusive like Alastor?

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quicksilver and ragtime are doing the same thing, isn't that a reference of sorts?

I'd take a gamble on a Platinum co developed DMC game, I might be able to play as Dante for 20 missions again instead of being forced to use two faggots that aren't Dante.

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Devil May Cry 5... I am forgotten...

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Good thing I'm not the only one who doesn't want Bayo near DMC then.

Play an older DMC then.

>tfw no half demon bf

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Quicksilver is literally a copy paste of Bangle of Time, Ragtime is the same concept.

Wouldn't you still have 10 missions as Bayonetta though?

There was a bayo event shortly before the DMC event in Dx2 if that counts

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>Subhuman
>Better than Crimson Cloud

SAVIOR
BLOODSTAIN
HELLFIRE
SHADOW
HEAVEN ON A LANDSLIDE

Read the manga. It's good.

mangadex.org/title/35287/devil-may-cry-5-visions-of-v

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>Phantom is so fed up with this shit he fucks off from DMC and hops franchises into Bayonetta

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>Stalin ape men hybrids between chimps and mongolian women were far stronger than humans.
what the fuck

>I'd take a gamble on a Platinum co developed DMC game
I sure wouldn't.

This.

I'll take 50/50 over what Itsuno is giving me, and since Itsuno is likely to double down yet again on the number of playable protags DMC6 will have another V. I wouldn't even care if DMC5 did the COMMON SENSE thing and let you choose any character you wanted on subsequent playthroughs of the game but no, can't have people playing characters they want to play now can we.

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triggering intensifies

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I enjoy playing as Nero just fine, but I had hoped DMC5 would be a story after DMC4 that just focused on Dante, so that a later game could do the Marvel vs Nero child support with extra characters once the franchise was back and I had DMC3 with DMC4 combat.

Don't know why it's so hard for people to understand this.

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thanks, hitler

Yeah I'm glad you enjoy playing Nero and everything, but my entire point is I don't. On a base line level I don't even care about Nero, DMC4 killed any investment I had in DMC's story, I literally just play the franchise for Dante. I'm just amazed not a single person on the DMC team making DMC5 said "hey what if people want to play as X character instead of being forced to use the characters we force on them?". You could argue it would screw up the Mission rankings but lets be honest DMC has not been a difficult franchise since DMC3, who fucking cares about S ranks when the games are so easy even on DMD.

>who fucking cares about S ranks when the games are so easy even on DMD
Check out this internet bad ass.

You will never get a solo Dante game ever again. You might get a solo Nero game, or a solo Vergil game, or even a game with both and no Dante, but you are not getting a solo Dante game. You won't get a solo Dante game because you can't change Dante like you could change Nero or Vergil: his gameplay is fully realized as of DMC5 and all you could add is new weapons, but cannot take from the template of style switching, because you would just lose from it. As a character Dante is also done and has nothing to develop or prove, while Nero and Vergil still have things to do. You can't have a game like DMC3 again because it depicted the changing moment in Dante's life, and so it can't be repeated.

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looks pretty fuckin hot if you ask me
it's only trashy if the girl looks trashy

i always found disgusting those women showing their pregnant bellies like that jesus christ nobody wanna see that shit

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Thanks for the (You) I guess

Gay

ARMS ON FIRE VEINS BURNIN RE-ED

THE EYE CAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>What do you think of your genetics, anons?
Aside from having an allergy with flea bites, I’m your standard Milk drinking Eurasian with an extremely efficient liver despite not being an actual drinker.

i do

If people actually paid attention to official height measurements NO ONE would fa to Bayo.

...but I see that is not the case with you. I like you.

Decent bait/10 got me to reply

>first time Bayonetta
>notice she keeps a pudic swimsuit on when wicked weaving
>this will simply not do
>download naked mod
>naked at all times
>uninstall naked mod
>track down a naked texture all the way to some shady chinese dl-site
>click the install malware button
>have to resume the download every 30min for 2 days straight because it keeps breaking, slow as fuck from chinaland
>load game and see normal Bayonetta
>do a combo and see sweet naked butt and vagoo
AS IT SHOULD BE

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No, it's actually correct. Bayonetta is 5'10" at the absolute most. Dante has been over 6' since DMC1. Bayonetta's proportions give her the appearance of being tall but Luka/Baldur/Rodin are all noticeably taller than her.

Who is this artist? i keep seeing his shit but have no idea who it is

Oh poor you, having to wait a little bit to play the most fleshed out character in the genre, which has been playable on all games on this franchise, has always been part of the story and not just a bonus! If only big bad Itsuno didn't come into your house everytime you finish a game so you don't replay the Dante missions endlessly!

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No shit. But having warm blood isn't the defining characteristic of mammals. A fucking dinosaur wouldn't use the insult "warmblood". They'd probably call you fat tits or milkdrinker or something.

Daily reminder I want to KISS Lady.

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>pudic
I'm not gonna lie, thought that was a typo for pubic.

Still not gonna lie, a pubic hair bathing suit on Bayo sounds kinda hot.

Continuing with not lying, I commend you for your efforts. That's often times something I wished to see as well.

BB

>flea bites.
Is it genetic?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA DANTE SAVE MEEEEEE

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Not my fault Nero/V aren't as engaging, sorry. At least there's Bloody Palace. Too bad Itsuno chose yet again to make it timed for no reason because they felt BP needed to be "ranked". But guess what just finishing BP gets you an S Rank, so wow real skill investment there. Now I can't even just fuck around in there like I used to do in 3.

I still have the texture if someone gives me a free upload service i'll share it there. It's a texture replace, very easy.

WE ARE
FALLING
THE LIGHT IS CALLING
TEARS INSIDE ME
CALM ME DOWN

You guys talking about shoving Dante in the Special Edition from now on ?
It would be the correct decision to make.

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>Bayonetta is 5'10" at the absolute most.
so her head is like 3 inches tall? really? because she's about 10 heads tall

>Nero
>Not as engaging as Dante
>Exceed combos
>Devil Arms
>Unique DT combos on par with Sin Devil Trigger
>Two grapples
>Air taunt fuckery
Sure, he doesn't have the aresenal that Dante does, but he's got a lot of shit going for him.

>If people actually paid attention to official height measurements NO ONE would fa to Bayo.
>...but I see that is not the case with you. I like you.
uh, i fap to bayo BECAUSE she's 8 feet tall

>Too bad Itsuno chose yet again to make it timed for no reason because they felt BP needed to be "ranked".
You have either not played BP or you are an immense shitter. The only floors the clock could affect anything are the initial ones and those are on Human.

>I can't even just fuck around in there like I used to do in 3.
You can play any floor you've beaten whenever you want as warm up, including boss floors.

With those legs? No way.

Hopefully making it a decent length. Bayo 2 improved pretty much everything over 1, but the ending of 2 felt like it should have been the half way point or the 75% mark. Just felt like it ended earlier than it should have.
Plus 1's final boss was better (visually).

BB

You forgot that Nero has way more effective main sword skills than Dante. The amount of gap closers that Nero has is absurd.

>Stalin ape men hybrid
not quite right, it was female chimps inseminated with human sperm and there weren't any successful pregnancies

I mean you're basically just bolstering what I'm saying. BP doesn't need a ranking system, period. Especially when getting an S Rank is as easy as just finishing it without a Super Costume. If the bar is that low why even bother. No one liked it in DMC4, no one likes it in DMC5.

>no one likes it in DMC5.
False.

The correct decision would be to have three separate campaigns for Nero, Dante and Vergil with 10 missions each and a bunch of co-op ones. It's not even that far-off from what 5 had, since there were 25 missions if you count the ones that have selectable characters and the prologue.

>pretending to like the timer when it was met with universal disdain in 4

Alright man

I don't care about it either way. I actually timed out a few times in 4 BP, but in 5 it's window dressing. I don't think it's any better or worse for it, other than as a measure of how quickly and efficiently you can do a floor (I'm working on DMD Cerberus at floor 90 under 4 minutes without Dr Faust, it's been fun).

Is that an acronym?

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>no one likes it in DMC5.
You're coming off as someone who hasn't replayed the game yet again. All BP floors in 5 have their own time records which you can beat on replays as well as warm-up, as well as a bonus for no damage. This makes playing and replaying BP much more gratifying.

twitter.com/baalbuddy

>dante i want you to save mee
>nooo I want you to fite me

I'm afraid my copy of Bayo is on the Switch. But I appreciate the thought, man.

Thank you

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>spoonfeeding

Because it's something that can only be possible in fiction.

>that Bayonetta
Fucking HNNNNNNNGH

the duality of Vergil

Devils Never Cry will never be topped as the definitive DMC song. Devil Trigger is good, but not metal enough.

>hook up with bayo
>she's always suggesting threesomes with jeanne
what a life

>mistakes into miracles

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>hook up with Dante
>he's always suggesting threesomes with Vergil
what a life

Even with cheese tactics Mission 10 is a pain in the ass. Pain in the ass to cheese.

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Jeanne and Vergil would make for a better couple than Bayo and Dante.

>tfw Itsuno doesn't like mid-boss themes

>Good night little chicken, it's been a bash.

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big fat borb

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Reminder that, Joker is Dante and Bayonetta's kid

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Pretty much chose to kill themselves by fighting Dante because they knew Vergil wouldn't accept them and they felt they had no other purpose for existing beyond helping V

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all BB illustrations are known to have massive amounts of soul

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go away smashfag

faggot DmC isn't canon, 6/10 b8 made me reply

Well they didn't, they're his nightmares he needed to get rid of.

Play it again. Vergil never commanded them to do shit, he abandoned them. They then chose to fight Dante as a form of suicide by combat.

>Nightmare telling Vergil he's a weak ass bitch
Based as fuck. Nightmare knows Dante is best boy

I'm not saying he commanded them. (V)ergil left his nightmares and the nightmares needed to die off so Vergil could move past his trauma.

Considering Bayonetta has that reference to an Umbran Witch named Eva, I figured a crossed over universe would have already had Dante be half Umbran Witch.

So the child would be half Umbran witch, quarter demon, quarter lumen sage.

I guess the most powerful result would be if the kid was somehow a hermaphrodite if the powers are gender locked.

I fear that Bayo 3 will be even worse than 2.

Wouldn't it be Vergil telling himself he's a weak bitch? Nightmare is the one that shows the persons deepest trauma if I recall.

>Sonic
>Nights
>Bayoneta
>Yakuza
that's it.

>Ends up with Shining Force characters taking over the roster

I did it, got my S rank.
Thanks everyone. Ye he. Ow!

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I agree.

vergil when

There's more than that

S ranking Hell and Hell mode in DMC5 is actually more tedious and unfun than getting Pure Platinums in Bayonetta.

My Neighbour Tandoori

Quicy are a type of human, and regular quincies don't usually become fullbringers because hollow energy is lethal to them. Ichigo being half shinigami cancels it out, allowing him to become a fullbringer.

Did you know that pulling off your cock before cumming actually works? still, most sexuality educators/counselors tells you that it doesn't because most people can't resist to cum inside

You're exaggerating.

I'm not. Bayonetta doesn't have V and Bayonetta doesn't take half an hour to retry a Mission since getting hit once basically spells no S Rank.

Dante comes from a fairly well off family and is deceptively educated.

>tfw you will never get double teamed by the Sparda twins
STOP MAKING ME THINK THINGS, user

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Bayonetta requires to beat all alfheims to platinum a mission meaning constant backtracking on one level.

Arkham is a lucky sunuvabitch.

Delayed 9 months for Kamiya to seethe about the mediocre action game he abandoned being turned into the pinnacle of the genre series by a designer that runs circles around him.

I don't think Kamiya would be that petty.

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One night I had a dream where I was playing Snake Eater (Which I didn't own at the time), when suddenly Bayonetta walks in, visibly pregnant. She says that the child is mine and wants me to fuck her so she gets pregnant again. Uncomfortable with the prospect of fucking a pregnant woman, I say no. After a series of back-and-forths of her trying to seduce me and me going "no way fag", she rapes me and leaves anyway.

That morning I went to a game store and picked up Snake Eater because I thought it was fun in the dream.

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only if its their daddy versions

All of which will take just the same amount of time as reloading in DMC5

"Fans" are always more petty than the creators of anything.

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>not having wholesome sex and naked cuddles with your pregnant wife
homo

what a blessed image

I never said I was in control of the dream.

I also never said I didn't have a pregnancy fetish.

Anyone who doesn’t shout “YOU CANNOT KILL ME” as they Royal Gaurd their way through the Qlipohth is not my nigga.

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>kamiya i'll block you insects
>not petty

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Of course, I just put that fanart because it was the only one I had which seemed fitting for my statement

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dammit user

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>finally starting my DMD playthrough of 5
>proceed to die JUST as I get the last hit on in Artemis, forcing me to use a Gold Orb
That actually made me mad.

>Not liking Nero

Precious boy, he doesn't deserve Dante as his father

I've fapped to this plenty of times
dark skinned anime girls are my weakness

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based

Riots are seriously the biggest problem enemy on Hell and Hell. It's the only enemy in the game that starts their attack the moment any pixel of themselves is on your screen giving you like 0.01 second to react to their claws swipes.

>getting flustered thinking your pathological fetish was confirmed.
oof, YIKES!
Suicide is the best course of action, kid.

yup, my usual tags are
>tall girls
>dark skinned
>oni
>tomboy
>gyaru
And there's nothing you fags can complain about

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Hang in there

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He told you the truth. It's number 4.

What grew ?

he gave him the wrong source

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I’m disappointed, I thought there would be more preg art ITT. You’ve failed me men.

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vergils power

His motivation

I think this is the only other one BB has drawn

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>pulling off your cock
damn dude you're pretty hard core

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>tfw live near a national park in north California
>have to deal with dumbass mudskinned liberals every summer who don't know how to drive on any road that has a curve
>for some reason I'm the one who has to leave

Fuck off John Ernesto Maria Garcia Lopez Perez Martinez and go back home.

>Never even been around pregnant women before

My God the virginity you reek of is outstanding, may death give you the peace you need as you shall find none in life.

Isn't Bayonetta like 7' tall or something crazy like that?

>Who's the little girl? Dante and Bayo's kid?
That or his canon daughter.

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She's around 8' and that's the best thing about her

this crossover will never happen
a DMC and doom crossover would be more likely

I've already managed to die some 5-6 times already. Kinda embarrassing really.

It makes sense.

You get the accumulated genetic library of BOTH to essentially create a super being. It's how homosapiens came to be.

Nice zero

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It would be cool to see what some Bayonetta weapons would do to the DTs of the guys if they had the DMC3/DMC1 DT systems.

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but let's be real, here.

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I'll complain if you don't give me some good recommendations.

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>wall of text

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>Bloodline of alchemists and sorcerers
Patty should have been a playable character in 5 or get her own game or something

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Souguu! Amazoness Oyako
LiLiM's
Watashi ga Toriko ni Natte Yaru
Iinari no Susume
Fukigen na Kajitsu-tachi
Fuiuchi SWITCH!
Kinkyorirenai
Joshi Lacu! - Girls Lacrosse Club ~2 Years Later
Joshi Lac! | Girls Lacrosse Club + extra chap
uh thats all that comes to mind
here's a bonus pic

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don't worry user the world can't go on for much longer hopefully everyone will go crazy next year and we can finally know peace

I want a gf so fucking badly. If I had one into cuhrayzee, it'd be so fucking great for me.

Based

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>All these autists that get super butt mad whenever a character other than dante is on the centre stage
Jesus christ its the goku shit all over again.
You wouldn't happen to be spics and blacks?

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Not bad user

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Sorry man but I've been in this shit since day one release of DMC1, Dante is Devil May Cry.

Dante isn't even the most interesting, memorable or best acted character in his games.

Platinum doesn't want any Bayonetta 3 news to interfere with Astral Chain's launch. Once Astral Chain launches and has been out for a moth or two expect Bayonetta 3 news.

There are a few more on his twitter

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Whats the point in making new games in the series the if the story never fucking progresses?
If you only havw 1 fucking character, how the fuck can you innovate and create new weapons and combat styles without discarding old shit?

Dante is great, and theres nothing wrong with him being your favorite character but to suggest that he and he alone is why people like devil may cry your being stupid.

And?

Your statement that Dante and Dante alone is DMC applies to just you, you're simply biased. There's plenty outside of Dante that's good in the franchise and others appreciate as much if not more.

>tfw no dark elf secretary/lawyer gf

Don't you have hell to be in Vergil

Already exists
youtube.com/watch?v=sFi_RzsKajA

My fucking nigga. I legitimately don't even dislike any other DMC character, V included. I think playing as all of them is fun. But Dante IS DMC. Without him, it just wouldn't even remotely be the same, both from a gameplay as well as a story perspective.

No, but I'll have DMC6 all to myself.

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>Taking responsibility anyway
I did not know this was my fetish

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Daddy issues girls are fun to bully but terrible to be around all the time.

Most people have daddy or mommy issues. Or both. If the parent was too good or too bad or too hovering or too aloof or too strict or not strict enough

More like 20 years ago. Just more proof you never played the game.

>DMC was all about Vergil trying to hijack Dante's series all along
>finally memed himself in as protagonist in 5
How did he stay motivated for 18 years

By being as cocky as possible at times, even when he knows he's going to lose.

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mutts got more possibilities

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Dunno ask Donte and Vorgil.

Kill yourself.
And stop listening to the radio.

Dante's probably gonna be the next Capcom rep in Ultimate.

>affair thing was unfortunate as shit
>always seen supporting and cheering on his bastard, super involved with his life
Arnie is such a fucking good dad, holy shit.

That implies that hicks up in rural california do anything other than bitch about liberals and drink shitty liquor while the local politicians squander the welfare money the state gives them for their dying towns just so they can complain coastal liberals don't give them enough money

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His bastard is a Greek god

If Nero took back Yamato would he gain Vergil's DT now?

Nah, Yamato never fused with Vergil like DSD did with Dante; it was inside Urizen's crystal, remember?

Doubt it.

Just thought of it as a power level thing.
According to the lore thing from Nico's report, Yamato is the source of Vergil's power, so I figure it's a Sparda tier sword now.
And The Sparda basically turned both Dante and Arkham into physical copies of him.

>shave Dante's beard
>he looks young enough to be DMC1 Dante again

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>And that's how I met your mother

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If we're getting Vergil DLC, my big dream is just that it's Dante and Vergil broing out on a casual adventure in hell.

>little demon girl asks Dante for help killing the three elemental spirits or something
>"Don't worry, little lady. You know, there used to be four of them before I took a trip to Hell a few years back. Hey Vergil, this girl wants us to kill some demo-"
>Vergil walks past with a backpack full of snacks for their road trip
>"What are we waiting for?"

>bayonetta
>big tits
>slim hips
Why can't fan artist get it right?

Simply based.

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Why is Morgan Freeman on Yea Forums?

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Eh, could be worse. The usual poor eyesight and some shitty things here and there, but nothing crippling.

I'm well into my 27 years old, my dick is 17cm long, my hairline didn't recede and my family doesn't have any serious chronic disease history.

I'm fine.

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This, FPBP, and based

we waz hair witches n sheit

>implying any artist draws any fictional character to their model proportions

>allsmiles.jpg

>tell Dante your son ain't shit
>son comes to smack your shit
>not before roasting him into oblivion

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my problem here is that there's LITERALY nowhere for dante to go from a character progression point of view, he has everything he's ever wanted, outside of doing awful shit like bringing back sparda or eva or hamfisting a romance in. and from a power growth point of view there's nowhere to go, like he's basicaly the most powerful being in the setting at this point

2 more days until we find out

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>ifonlyyouknew.png

blocked

>Can't beat dmc5 virgil on son of sparda
FUCK
HES SO FUCKING FAST JESUS

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>accept to fight Nero instead of Dante
>tell him to give up right after
Just Vergil things.

>vergil saw how strong his son is and is trying to save face now

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Just use DSD and punish him.

I remember Itsuno said that was actually his inspiration going into DMC5 during one of his streams

You know what's funny? Both know that Vergil is Nero's father, but neither know the other knows!

So SDT is the DMC equivalent of SSB?

it's time to rest

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Arnie's legitimate son still has higher potential behind all that pudge

Wasn't it implied in bayo 1 that dante's mom was an umbra witch?

Vergil never knew he was nero's father right? Unless he was deep in denial. Griffon knew but maybe we'll get a flashback when V visits Nero at the hospital.

Because Bayonetta 2 was fucking garbage.
Literally a bad anime.

The ultimate mutt

Just fun references and easter eggs, not to be taken seriously. Kamiya does this all the time.

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Ichigo turning out to be a Gary Stu was absolutely not fucking kino, even at the time it was happening, bro. It was literally the worst goddamn weak as shit writing in manga history. Bleach should have fucking ended after Ichigo lost his damn shinigami powers. But Shounen Jump are greedy niggers that pull decent artists back into their web of bullshit and turn them into forgotten hacks. Fuck Jump.

Why is this man so fucking beautiful

you think kim kardashian is classy?

This holy shit. I'm a single dad (full custody) and this is in my head 24/7.

"letting" kamiya drop the nintendo character idea for Wonderful 101 isn't necessarily an example of them being hands-off. It could just as well have been them not having enough faith in the project to hand over so many of their characters. We know their input had a pretty significant effect on Astral Chain, it was going to be a fantasy game and they said to change it because fantasy is over-saturated. With Bayonetta 2 it could be as simple as Platinum having proved themselves with that exact concept in Bayonetta 1 so they knew what they were getting when they funded it.

What’s wrong with you?

Don't worry, paternal figures are more important for children.

Where's the doujins where the brown is pure, though?

Bayonetta, why did you include "that part" into almost every mission of the game?

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does anyone know what happened to Yea Forums, /vg/, and Yea Forums on fireden? they seem to be gone now.

Seems like they're dead.

Think this way. If it's a daughter you can impregnate her as well.

There's only one way were gonna see Dante and Bayonetta in the same game. And we'll know soon once the bear and bird are released. Unless the ninja is next.

DON'T FUCKING GIVE ME HOPE

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They're already in a game together though
it just so happens to be mobile gachashit

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Explain why it's such a turn on, user. I am scared shitless of getting pregnant and the contraceptive methods can actually fuck your body on the long term, yet I'm willing to try understanding how the male mind works in these cases.

one shouldn't be afraid to bring forth his progeny.

god i wish i was bayonetta here

I watched up to the point where he loses his powers and then a bit after.
And I still dont' understand this fucking mess.

There's something really hot about having a woman bear *your* child, it's like a form of dominance.

Seriously, going to die four posts before bump limit after an entire day?

It happens.

>Ichigo
>Gary Stu
lol

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its not your child though, its your genes' child. you were just a vector for them. your genes are reproduced but you aren't

Right after Viewtiful Joe 3

>you didn't eat that apple your stomach did
Sure, man.

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Nice bait, faggot.