Oh shit

UGH my boyfriend's cock is so much bigger than my wife's UGH.

Someone post the letter

It's like a clone of
BUT WITH MORE BADASS

what's he up to now?

Boogie2988

kys Boogie

youtu.be/o13N08SRvho

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>me Gusta

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Oh great what totally original donut steel idea is he coming up with now?

Like UGH

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who

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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Hi guys this is my first post here
About me:
Likes: Games(FORTNITE, APEX, COD, MINCERAFT), Football, My Dog
Dislikes: Homework(:P), Pineapple On Pizza(eww), Trollers, Griefers, Noobs, HAckers Cheaters

How old are you? 15?

I saw Cliffy B coming out of a notorious Pozz Club in Las Vegas back in 2017.
He was accompanied by three very bulked up men and had a jar of white substance in his hands.
His face was flushed and one of the men kept grabbing at his ass. He walked with a subtle limp, and as if he was clenching his ass cheeks.
What do you think happened?

Maybe now he decided is the perfect opportunity to throw his hat into the AutoChess ring. Or maybe there's still another year for that.

Boomers actually thought that this guy was cool

Retired in all but name;e's got some Mickey Mouse "advisory" role at Valhalla now, who exclusive turn out mobile games post-Devil's Third.

do you like loli

Let me guess
>"so, I have this great idea for a game, its a battle royale game, but-"

How much do you weigh boogie? 1500 perhaps?

It’s still ironic even if ur shitposting faggot kys

He slipped on the dance floor and was so embarrassed he left with his bodyguards. He decided to take his White Russian with him for later though as otherwise it’s a waste of money.

You can't put him anywhere near a decision-making chair or he will fuck up your project and torpedo investors.

why does he write like Chris chan

>But then, stupid brain shows up.
Thank goodness it's a rare occurrence.

*Rolls up a newspaper*

Cliffy NO! Bad Cliffy! Nobody wants your game.

>filthy casual can’t into best pizza
Sounds right

Is he the Dobson of video games?

So, UGH, what's it about?

i am ready for some gratuiotous swearing and some terrible art direction
give me the good shit cliffyb

Lawbreakers was fun

I've never seen a Boogie video, I'm swole, and I'm in the gym right now. You're 15 because you used to be his butt buddy. He never "fell from grace", he was always a shit.

Oh yay another game no one wants sooo coool just end it already cliff

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Keiji Inafune

But it's lawBRINGERS now. Totally different game.
And it's gonna be amazing. Finally a game to dethrone WoW.

Who the fuck is this?

>UGH

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UGH UGH

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Gender Neutral Bathrooms: The Movie The Game

>on Mongolian petting forums at the gym or In public
Ewww cringe

Aight, listen guys. You listenin'?
It's about a guy who got betrayed by the people he thought were his friends, people who looked up to him. Now on his own he has to show them all who's boss by establishing his supreme dominance by kicking everyone's ass. It's gonna be an over-the-shoulder cover shooter... but the whole world is your cover, WOAH right? Also, I hav- I mean the player has two AI companions at all times, Stacey and Tyron- I mean my dog.
I think I'm gonna call it... Gears of Law!

This happens a lot to Japanese developers
Yu Suzuki
Itagaki
Keiji Inafune
Hironobu Sakaguchi
Shinji Mikami

>no ugh in that pic
Good job retard

Basically, my idea is ***INSERT CURRENT TREND*** but it's for ***APPEAL TO NATURE (e.g. "true gamers". TBD)***.

Cliff, you've done it again.

>Hironobu Sakaguchi

He hasn't really done anything since 2011. Don't think he's fallen from grace as much as fallen into obscurity.

Inafune isn't a developer

It's a work gym and completely empty. I can shitpost between sets.

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how do you not know the creator of radical heights? it was one of the biggest games of 2018.

kojima in november

Chris chan is the alter ego of BAMBOSTO

You have more trigger words than the fattest tumblrina.

Don't forget Cozy Okada, who crashed and burned after he left Atlus.

>Me gusta

How can there be literlaly ZERO players?
Even shitty assetflip indie garbage gets more than that

Imagine actually having to prove urself
Leave anytime

Can someone with twittter tell him he hasn't made a good game since jazz jackrabbit 2?

Isn't Terra Battle a fairly big deal in Japan?

He's said that he'll never do a console game ever gain because he finds modern development cycles "intimidating".

huh, there really isn't
I don't know what the person who made it was thinking, it's basically THE SJW-word

Please don't liken Chad animals to Cuckzinski.

It's a game. It's a game in the strand genre. But more real, bro.

That does look like a fun game
What a shame.

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That maggot who did devil's third

do you like lol
i played lol before I Stopped after they nerfed adc
It’s still ironic even if ur shitposting faggot kys
i dont understant
filthy casual cant into best pizza sounds righ
what do you mean?

so is Cliffy

Co-designer of Unreal + UT and creator of Gears of War and Fortnite (before it had battle royal). He then tried to make his own BR game and it failed miserably so he fired everyone and retired.

Yeah me too

Aren't the servers offline?

Make me weakling.

i think that's the scene of a crime

WHat
How is that even legal? Thousands of people paid for the game, no?

Because the servers have been shut down since last September.

BLESZINSKI

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No because I have to go plushie shopping

Most infantilized twitter vermin type like CWC.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Tell us how you really feel, Kamiya

U better be faggott

Were the Unreal games ever actually good or were they always just a meme Quake/Doom ripoff?

imagine tweeting like that

Cliffy was, Inafune is/was not

It's probably not legal, but good luck suing a gaming company

Believe it or not, this is a gym in a hospital in the west. It's a lot like any old school shitty basement gym.

This needs rephrasing for the target audience. Here it goes:

Uh... guys? I know the chuds think of me as a goner, but I kinda have something cookin' and I don't mean the stove.

Ugh. Stupid brain.

Anyway, keep you posted. We might have something to discuss.

Stay safe and keep punching.

-CliffyB

What kind of soimunculus types like that?

What do you do at the hospital?

I don't mind if he comes back.
If hes game is good then it's good.
If it's shit then ok back to the trash who cares.

Mikami hasn't really crashed, though?

Psychobreaker/The Evil Within hasn't really bombed.

Has he paid paid everyone from his former company?

This faggot deserves it for ruining Unreal and the entire shooting agme genre forever, but I can't help but feel a bit of pity for him when he has these death thrashes in public.

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Respiratory therapist. I basically fill airtanks, escourt MSI patients, and hit on nurses all day

What? I thought people like him. Did I miss something?

I seriously doubt it's illegal.

>Mikami
He didn't fell off, he chose to be in an advisory role in Tango, he himself said it that now he wants to just mentor new people rather than direct new games

Did he ever publish that book of his?

So your a incel creep got it

yeah it's called shards of glass

Damn that sounds nice. Most respiratory therapist ive heard from are stressed as fuck

>stop posting my portrait online I have feelings too!

Jon Romero
Will Wright, wasn't much of a fell down, more like he just left after what happened with Spore

If I once took a pic of a gym 4 years ago can I constantly post it to validate my lies while I shitpost on v? What if I take a picture of a girl, can I use it to prove she’s my girlfriend?

>itt normalfags teying to prove who is the bigger ways of oxygen
The state of this shit board.

I've fucked about 30 girls from three sites in the last six years. I'm pretty charismatic and charming.
Some sites suck dick.

The servers existed for like a year with consistent less than 10 players.
They probably stayed on for only as long as they were contractually obligated to.

>no u
I didn't just post a list of harmless words that hurt my fee fees

Imagine being this insecure

>stupid brain shows up
weird he doesn't have any

Can't believe he's the same guy

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Would have been funnier without the wojack

Imagine being so insecure that you took a picture of a gym so you can say you workout.

Almost everyone into nigget music, urban culture, etc, in their youth ends up a total faggot

He’s straight outta limpbizkit right there

I honestly can’t tell what the tone of this post is suppose to be.

>please pay attention to me and beg me to do things

JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

Sure fag and I’m Jesus Christ the second coming

Unreal 2k4 is the best multiplayer FPS ever made

"i'm putting a team together"

And modest. But it’s cool, we all believe you. I’m the same way, actually, I’m getting laid right now at the gym.

>I’m getting laid but I’m on 4chen
Sure fag sure is a lot of forever virgins in here

classic stupid brain

>Cunny Royale
GENIUS cliff

UGH gonna have to make another billion dollar video game franchise

UGH

Dude, why would I lie on the internet? Would you believe me if I post a picture of a disgusting gym that I found online?

I've been lifting for 6 years or so, always played sports though.
>Upset.
Grow up user. Yep, I've plowed a bunch of women. Deal with it.

>Mikami

wat

>left Epic a few months before they become one of the most profitable companies in America
>cashed out those stock options at an all time low

He must be pissed

Do you think he needs an idea guy?

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Because ur a lonely faggot looking for antention and validation and ur a pathetic lonely neet so u have to make up fantasy senarios to rp in to buy into ur own delusion to stop urself from offing urself

Reverse image search it tard.

how do you go from this to lawbreakers

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Your body pillows aren’t real retard

>everyone believe me, please!
>but all of you are fucking virgin liars who are insecure
PLEASE BELIEVE ME I WORK OUT

No point in being modest. Just be truthful instead of pretending to be something you're not. I have plenty of shitty flaws and shortcomings.

Welcome to one of the facettes of the "games as service" concept.

Late 90s/early 2000s fashion was something else

a super team of the worst hucksters in games, coming together for one last score, would not be the same without him

Projecting. I don't own weeb shit.
Literally what incentive is there to lie? I know you are a virgin because you're going absolutely berserk about something as minor as shooting roasties out of a barrell, but someday you're going to have deal with your own problems. All because I posted a picture of my shitty hospital gym? Grow up.

God there’s a lot of insecurity coming from this post triple cringe

Holy shit. This dude is almost 45?
Maybe it's not too late for me after all.

Have u even been reading your own posts u did way more than post a pic and move on cope faggot sorry no one belives ur shitty fantasy dumb faggot

Me brain so STUPID me have idea AGAIN! Me so sorry, you buy now

Yea they were pretty good. The original Unreal was a landmark title, as it had the whole thing of a fleshed out, narrative infused setting with environmental storytelling before games like Half-Life hit the scene, and unlike Half-Life, it did it without sacrificing good gunplay. The UT games are also pretty top notch, aside from the black sheep of UT3, and they all have their own individual communities. It's honestly a real shame that the series has been cast aside for Fortnite and Chinese yuans.

>what incentive is there to lie?
Like I said, I’m also at the gym fucking bitches as we speak. There’s no incentive for me to lie about this.

can you faggots shut the fuck up

I’m just saying, why would I lie? There’s literally no incentive, bro. Anyways, I’m done talking to you virgins, lol. I’m off to go get laid some more.

This is probably one of the worst humblebrags I’ve ever seen

Can u retarded 12 years olds fuck off and pretend to be big strong adults somewhere else?

Whatever Faggott no one wanted u here or to read any of your annoying posts to begin with go cry somewhere else while u jekr to ur waifu while u fantasize about not being a worthless piece of shit

>those last 2

Sorry, that wasn’t me. My girlfriend was posting while I was busy lifting lol
Fuck, I’m tired from working out and getting blowjobs.

Don’t talk to me or my waifu ever again

>nobody wants to read your dumb posts lol
>reads and replies to every single one of my posts
Not getting much done at the gym, champ?

>hey cliffy, heard you were looking with someone with pro coding skills. When do we start?

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I'm not insecure at all. I just keep telling the truth about myself and you keep freaking out.
?
ESL?
That's great then.

>474426142
.... not even a (You) you couldn’t have made a more underaged post
I don’t go to the gym because I’m not a fucking monkey

Cellmate got a stiffy UGH
If I refuse he'll get pissy UGH
So he shoves it up my ass UGH
Didn't want it but, alas UGH
Spills his spunk on my face UGH
He says next time I will wear lace UGH

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>truth
Sure fag and I’m a billionaire

>I don’t go to the gym
Fucking fat skinny turbo virgin incel

>"I don't go to the gym because—"
We're done talking. If you can't even do basic maintenance, you're not worth talking to and women recognize this.

This is a really, really pathetic way of trying to gauge interest. Ugh indeed

>assuming gender
That’s a pass from me

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Man, I'd be pretty jealous of that. Pussy and being swole is great, but I wish I was a billionaire too. Kudos bro.

Oh, sorry xir if I offended you.

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Fat, skinny, virgin and incel are not gender specific. A woman could also be involuntary celibate. As could a trans whatever.

I’m a hamtarokin u shitlord check ur privlege

Randy
Why did he leave? Nocturne not doing as good as expected? Too bad folklore didn't do well enough

You will never be a woman.

>implying I’m even human
This is really outing u as a shitlord huh

I'm serious tho? You could he Notch for all I know and I'd like to have his money.

Ceasar, maybe. I think Cliffy B got him beat.

This is why no one takes u seriously
>implying I even exist

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Everything I've said is true. Deal with it my man lol

>trust me okay
>believed when I said I’m a billionaire thinks I could be botch and couldn’t even understand stargasm
Yah no

I'm not asking you to trust me, I'm saying it's true. You're falling apart over nothing here.

>My face when I'll have the CE of Godjima's Magnum Opus and get to watch contrarians cope harder than they ever have in their entire lives trying to sucking Konami's dick

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>WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT UNREAL 2
>Walking around in the levels is like strolling the set of film with a $100 million budget film
He was always a fucking conman

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If it was true u wouldn’t care about being called out and would have stopped going trust me okay and wouldn’t have ever done that because u have nothing to defend because it’s true 99.99% people who do what u do are because ur desperate to get people to believe u and offen are a complete mess who live in fantasy worlds to stop them from offing themsleves

>machines and dumbbells
fucking LMAO get some oly bars you queer

Post his book

see he was a level designer at best

this guy went through all the cringy white trash phases

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too bad, I liked the DOA and Ninja Gaiden games he worked on

He cute in 2nd pic

It's MGSV in an emptier open world.

I just answered the replies I got.
And everything you said is a projection because I don't really know anyone that, "99.99% people who do what u do are because ur desperate to get people to believe u and offen are a complete mess who live in fantasy worlds to stop them from offing themsleves."
It sounds like you do, so you either are one of these people or used to be.
Anyways, believe it or don't but it's true. ttyl bro

Nah, mr Fish BTFO the haters and left with dignity

Adult men actually write like that?

Yikes! Ooof!

The kind that thinks he's relevant enough for a memoir

Stay mad u digusting ugly cringe smelly forever virgin

why does he write like he's still in high school?

kek

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Oh man, you're going all in on projection. Take care bro, I hope you get laid soon. We all make it.
– bro

gg

what an absolute madman

Why does he talk like a teenager?

RICK AND MORTY YOU GUIS!

ima beat you silly, boah

Cliffy B is the biggest faggot in the gaming industry
Sure you can point to Anthony Burch or Phil Fish or Randy Pitchford but they're funny
Cliffy is just a an insufferable little bitch

reminder

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Because we've made a society where your life is just one long continuation of high school.

Clifford's wife is hot.

is this a family guy gag?

Don’t talk to me u digusting smelly ugly virgin

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I smell great, I just got out of the shower after my lifts. Well, off to work to hit on cute nurses. See you at the beach dude.

You didn't draw a card yet though.

Okay u can stop talking all cringe anytime retard ur coming off as an a total annoying tryhard and it’s gross

Keita Takahashi. To this day I don't understand what the fuck Nobi Nobi Boy was even supposed to be

based

can someone bluepill me on finishing story in mgs v?
im 130hrs in, second act i believe and gooood does it drags on, what do i do? Will it get better? Im really trying to like this game, you know

Will still be his Magnum Opus because the only thing normiods gave a fuck about was the ending of a fucking prequel.
We know that the MG prototype doesn't take over the world, use your brains brainlets

>im 130hrs in
> Im really trying to like this game
what?

i mean its stretching man, overstayed its welcome thats for sure

you know nobody is forcing you to play it right

yeah thats not even an advice

MGS3 was a prequel and it had a fantastic ending, so that's no excuse.

>spic grammar

>itagaki
>downfall
He got #metoo'd before it was cool and only made one game that was pretty good but murdered by being a Wiiu exclusive at the time and handled by NOA who could give a flying fuck to even advertise the game.
He's not even close to Blezinga.

There is a 40% chance you won't exist after 30

>had a fantastic ending
Not if you were a fan of MGS1-2 expecting the plot to move forward in any fucking way. MGS3 was only retconned into relevance in MGS4. When it came out it was some weird side story that barely had anything to do with MGS1 and 2.

If that's spic grammar it's your fault, since I most likely picked it up here.
.t Norwegian

>learning English on fucking Yea Forums

It had a good ending in it's own right regardless of what happened in the other games, that was my point, you can't say the same about 5.

I learnt English in fucking school, faggot.
Any colloquial shit I've picked up later is on you.

He became disillusioned with Atlus after Nocturne failed to take SMT to the level of commercial success that Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest were at. Then at Gaia, he and Sony were banking on Monster Kingdom/Folklore to be like Pokemon for older teenagers and young adults, but obviously that never came close to succeeding.

So you basically learned correct English in school and afterwards you bastardized it by observing spic grammar on Yea Forums, telling yourself that this is not your fault even though you knew correct grammar
what a pathetic excuse.

are you for real

Yes. All thanks to quality conversations, such as this.

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Yeah, him getting arrogant and people getting tired of his bulkshit

>he thinks its a joke

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>Not if you were a fan of MGS1-2 expecting the plot to move forward in any fucking way.
I'd have thought you would've got the message from MGS2 about what Kojima thinks of the nature of sequels and fan expectations.

read a book you fag

Is that supposed to be a joke?

If the game is "Popular game X" plus "some gimmick Y that makes it legally distinct" don't bother Cliffy, cause it's just gonna flop again.

I've read thousands of books, user. Now what?

Bruh that head lmao We got megamind uonhere lmao

Just try to see it through. You’ve put that much time into it, might as well finish.

Great, I was looking for a money laundry opportunity.
Where is the kickstarter?

Have you? Not even him.

It's an auto chess game but it'll release in 2021

Name 1 book

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The legends return, i hope he will publish his game on pc gaming trash can a.k.a steam where all of his games belong

Because they have pride.
in the west, as long as you don't admit that you did anything wrong, you can keep at it forever churning out your terrible ideas because we have a culture of never holding people accountable if their incompetence lead to failure.

Twilight

please stop posting

Well, I suppose your story checks out, but I think that also makes you a gay

The ending was far from the only issue with MGSV.

Oh no.
Nurse, take a blood sample and do a CT scan of his cranium.
... It's as I feared ... hyperglycinism.
We'll have to operate immediately.

You really thought you nailed it with this one, huh

It disgusted me when he mentioned his experience with Lawbreakers meant more to him than the death of his father.
The first goddamn game that he made was about the death of his father. It's what got him started in videogames.
Were it not for that game he wouldn't have been picked up by Epic, and he wouldn't have made Lawbreakers to begin with.
I admit, I can't really empathise with losing a close family member. But for him to say internet trolls meant more to him than the events which shaped most of his life is disgusting to me.

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Yeah it was awesome, I loved it.
Now you do one! The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative!