>Game with multiple different races
>Still picks humans, slightly shorter humans, or tall pointy eared humans
Game with multiple different races
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green is best
If all the races are humanoid, then I'm just going to go with humans, not "humans with various birth defects and weird melanin deposits".
There’s a reason...
>or big green humans, smaller green humans and tiny green humans
What the hell do you think races are?
Orcs should in fact be considered to be a different species
what's that then?
ORKZ DA BEST
KRUMPZ DA TINY HUMIES
Uh, Orcs ARE elves, sweety.
Because skeletons, armour/clothing and animation is easier to do with humanoids.
Ears
Yes, and humans are monkeys
I always pick a human warrior and there’s nothing you can do about it
You might as well fuck off from Earth then space nigger.
Stop playing Bethesda games.
More like Tolkien.
>oogah me play big green muscular human. me so much better than regular human players.
BASED orc chad
>skeletons
but orks gots ears and better ears at that because they're green
>implying there's been a tolkien game of note made in the last 10 years
It's often that I find people obsessed with orcs also have a severe learning disability. How curious.
MORTIS
GOD I WANNA FUCK ORCS
Good luck, they have no dicks
Orkz is da biggest and da stompiest
>triggering vanilla humanfags is this easy
FUCK /tg/, FUCK HFY FAGS, FUCK ELVES AND BY GOD FUCK TRANNIES AND CRITICAL ROLE
Honored Druchii, join me in my court so we may discuss how best to rid ourselves of these lesser beings.
well that's cause the default races are Human, Elf, Halfling and Dwarf.
Who the fuck wants to play as a Yeek? and Orcs are only for the expansion campaign or infinite mode.
Superior Orcs coming to dab on all you lesser pretentious losers
>GET DABBED ON, FOOLS
Now youz gettin it
But my great king Malekith, Druchii aren't niggers, there's clearly aren't Druchii
>game with multiple different races
>each race in a different faction
>the non-human/non-elf factions are always underpowered
>ears
>the non-human factions are always underpowered
YOU WISH, NIGGER-THING
yes, why should I pick anything less?
A Dark Elf is a Dark Elf, just like I always say.
>Not posting the Ork song
IS YOU EVEN GREEN?
youtube.com
WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Any games where you can play as beings that don't even resemble humanoids?
that wasn't the game I was referring to
Spore
NBA Live
Warhammer 40,000 when you pick Tyranid
Stellaris
>Spore
don't twist the knife user, it still hurts
BOYZ I WUZ THINKIN' DAT WE 'AVE POINTY EARZ ZIMILAR TO DE PANSIES ARE WE RELATED TO DEM IN SUM ZORT?!
There are so few games that you can play as Orcs in, where they're actually cool. I think Warhammer/40k is like the only series I can think of. They're usually the enemies in everything, like Lord of the Rings where you always fight Uruks instead of being able to play as them.
Tales of Maj'Eyal has a campaign where you play as Concentration Camp orks who rise up using the power of being Steam Punk
Campaign also lets you play as Ork possessed Yetis and Undead Minotaurs
:^)
Pansies are more cunnin' than 'umies, dey know pointy earz is best, an' wez da most cunnin', we knowz better than bein' a pansy.
Pink skin, green skin you're all the same. All that matters is what lies beneath.
AN WEN YOU FINK 'BOUT IT, DEM PURPLE PANZIES IS DA MOST CUNNIN'
DEY KNO DAT PUPLE BE DA SNEAKIEST COLOR
S'POSED TA BE ONLY DA BOYZ KNO DAT
I FINK HE'Z ON TO SUMFING
why the goggles have gas going into them?
So they don't run out of gas
>Not larping as elf master-race
So sad.
He says has he posts green humans with ape/jew features.
In roleplaying games, people like to roleplay as close to themselves as possible
What if I just like being a normal human who somehow manages to survive in a world with other humanoids that can and will crush your skull with ease if they touch you.
Go back to sleep, Tomb Lords.
Hnnnnnng
>Game gives you an option on how to make your character
>Pick what you like
"REEE YOU SHOULD PLAY THE WAY I PLAY"
But I pikkz da greenest wons
how about races that don't suck, then?
If a game allowed me to pick a sexy but still monstrous race i would do so in a heartbeat. But unfortunately the west dont like sexy women and the east have no fucking imagination apart from, tall sexy lady with horns, normal sexy lady and pedobait.
Life sucks. I want proper monster girls!
nothing wrong with horned chicks
But thats all it is... a chick with horns and a tail. I want something more exotic.
I dont know how far ive fallen. Is wanting to get your dick sucked by a non humanoid head with the proportions of a class a* porn star and personality of a bimbo too close to furry territory?
you're a furry