Why are Murrikans so disgusting and unhygenic?

Its the ass really. Mudbutt they call it in the states. All these over processed foods as america on average eats fast food 4 times a week. Introverts maybe more since they dont ever cook anymore in the states. Theyre stool becomes greasy and tacky and smears all over their ass no matter how much they wipe. Add to this anal leakage and sweat. Also add to this that americans have fatter asses making more surface area to trap feces. No offence bros but you guys dont realize how bad you people look or smell anymore. To top it of unless its higher middle class or rich the average american dresses really bad. This applies to your women as well. Its kinda sad.

t. angry kike

>bread
Just terrible.

nothing wrong with whole grain breads

fuck off /fit/

You leave my fried sweets out of this you fucking degenerate. Those are for county fairs and special ocasions. Those are delicacies and you will respect their melty goodness.

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>your body needs carbs

Nah nigga my body wants carbs.

whole grains and fruit help prevent a lot of diseases, ketard. stop blaming every source of carbs because you had too much soda and junk food.

Autists lack the ability to read social cues and probably don't realize they stink as much as they do.

>whole grains and fruit help prevent a lot of diseases

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Try deal with Russian/other East bloc shithole truckers on a daily basis at work and soon I guarantee the run of the mill Western nerd will smell like roses.

>deepfrieds oreos
Not sure if this is a joke or not.

You also get desensitised to your own smell due to smelling it constantly, so if it’s bad they don’t even realise it themselves even if it fucking reeks.

>eat too much
>get fat
>blame carbs instead of your inability to control portions
not facing the actual problem

That macaques' stomach is doing that peeling-cracking that obese humans have. Weird.

Just fucking shower. Your defense of how nerds smell is just pathetic. The smell is why I stopped playing Magic the Gathering in the mid 00s.

Deep fried Pizza, deep fried ice cream and deep fried coca cola exist so I wouldn’t be shocked.

What's wrong with deep fried oreos? They're fucking delicious, and it's not like they're a common food. We only eat them at state fairs/amusement parks.

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Wait so people outside America don’t have deep fried Mars bar for breakfast? Are they just poor or what?

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>Stinky Day
Bets moniker NA

you can literally get deepfried everything

Refuse people smelling foul. Open the windows, put on some some fans in strategic positions. It ain't that hard.
Also try to have to flowers or incense on hand. It helps in the employees breakroom

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

>The creation of the dish is attributed to John Davie who invented the sweet treat in 1992 in the Haven Chip Bar (now the Carron) in Stonehaven, near Aberdeen on Scotland's northeast coast.[

The fuck? Thats a bastardized oreo in my eyes. Oreos only belong by themselves, in other oreos, in ice cream related stuff, or in milk.

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NO ODORS
NO BODY OILS
NO SHARTING
MINIMUM BODY SPRAY
SOAP ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION

Fucking tourneyfags, Smash is a party game, not a competitive game. Stop trying to hamstring the game with so many bullshit rules.

>that peeling-cracking that obese humans have
You mean stretch marks?
That's just what happens when skin stretches too much or too fast.
Pregnant women get it too.

Or you know, you can fucking take a shower stinky.

OK then why have tourneys or attend them. Just stink up your mom's house.

Because body odor actually IS a competitive field with a lot of depth and complexity.

Or just blast people with a delousing hose before they enter. It's not a big deal.

Showering daily is a complete waste of time. Those 15 minutes could be spent doing literally anything else, even shitposting on Yea Forums is more productive.

Distraction tactics are for low skilled bitches.

Maybe you haven't seen black twitter, but we eat nothing but lean chicken and ice cubes.

>delousing hose

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Moldy please clean yourself before life forms begin to grow.

>sugar and preservative filled bread
>burger patty with a shitload of preservatives and msg
>tomatoes
>iceberg lettuce
>pickles
>fucking ketchup

>healthy
american education everyone.

>arguing about dieting to prevent wreaking odors
>not arguing about using deodorant

Enjoy your dry and flaky skin. I'll continue to win Smash tournaments.

>you share a board with people who don't even shower once a day

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You don’t need it daily as long as you don’t live in squalor, but if you’re leaving the house on a daily basis then you shouldn’t go longer than two days without a shower for everyone else’s benefit. If you don’t ever leave the house then do whatever you want.

>showering unless you need to
try hard

What the fuck is wrong with you people? You NEED to shower and brush your teeth every day, you need to wipe your ass after EACH shit, etc.