Typical Halo fags

And?

Master Chief is like 8 ft tall?

I actually know a lot of girls who think it's hot to take a dude's virginity.
I only lost my virginity at like 19 to my first girlfriend, and I remember her showing me texts like months later from her best friend saying "you're so lucky, you can train him to fuck you exactly how you like now"

It's weird

Apparently one of the problems with dating bi men is they will never settle for a woman, but I don't know.

People fetishize weird stuff, that's just life.

Yes
You never noticed how he towered over all other humans?

Spartans are tall from their modifications, and the suit just makes them taller

You're literally a pet to both of them.

he gets to fuck her gf in the ass and be called a good boy at the same time, who's the real winner?

Is that Todd?

Not him, considering he got used for sex and then dumped like he was the woman here.

I'm not with her anymore, I went to study abroad and we didn't really want a long distance thing so broke it off.
I know it's easy to be cynical about this, but losing your virginity to a caring partner rather than just some hookup is infinitely better.
Much more patience, more learning them fumbling and really it's just an all round good experience user.

Hmm?

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woah...so wait...you're telling me...that Yea Forums...has posters from reddit? on Yea Forums, the single most accessible board on the fucking website? really? no way. fuck. enlightening

you fucking slowpoke

Yes.

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Looks like Cortana has gotten some upgrades.

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Go the fuck back

woah..........
Get with the times faggot, Yea Forums is the facebook of Yea Forums

Get out

it's 2019 and sonyghers still haven't had a FPS anywhere close to Halo

Based, these guys shitpost too much.

Are the covenant even relevant anymore? Did they not disband after 3?

>thought this was a kid from the thumbnail

Telling these people to leave Yea Forums is the equivalent of screaming at a wall

It's annoying that you can't enjoy talking about Halo on Yea Forums, I started spending more time on /hg/ because of it, I'm glad Metroid threads are decent when ACfag and ZSfags aren't involved.

Quads confirm. Redditors will continue to poison the well of discussion because they're not smart enough to contribute meaningfully.

Wait, you're allowed to make fun of people on reddit? Because otherwise I'm going to report his problematic post for discrimination against manlets and get him shadowbanned.

I'm working at Halo Outpost Discovery right now in Texas. AMA

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Imagine knowing nothing about the place you claim you hate

I don't hate it, I was just wondering. I was hoping a redditor could inform me.

Kys

>grunt
>goy
gave me a big think

Post the full ring experience.

They knew what they were doing. Don't listen to the (((Prophets)))

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That's not a question user. Try this, would you please consider killing yourself?

Fuck off faggot it wasn’t a question

Woah there son, I think you might have some issues you need to work out.

Yes actually.
It's still weird to see grunts up to scale, though. I always figured they'd be around the 4' range with them being essentially treated as child soldiers

last I checked, the Covenant still exists in the sense that not all of the Elite went along with allying with humanity.

Jul M'dama or whatever his name is basically took the ones who wanted to keep the Covenant going and made them his own smaller faction, but it's still kind of a threat.

No more Prophets though, and the Brutes are off doing their own things too.

Remember when Jul had half of a key that when assembled showed every single Forerunner structure in the galaxy and then was killed off in the first 10 minutes of Halo 5 with no mention of said key? He was a good friend.

I actually haven't played 5, but that does sound like shit

The series should have gone back in time instead of forward after 3 - there was something like 27 years of Human/Covenant war they could have explored and that was when the Halo universe was the most interesting.

Prometheans and whatever else is going on with AI is shit by comparison - especially gameplay wise. The original set of enemies was such a perfect combination, every attempt to add to it (even Brutes in H3) fell flat

Why be excited about a bad game?

Screaming at a wall actually works sometimes though

Man the halo grunts are a lot shorter than I remember

>I actually haven't played 5, but that does sound like shit
That's when I knew the game was going to be a trainwreck yeah. Also remember when Halsey needed to get her arm amputated because Palmer shot her and swore revenge? Never mind lol!

Go away annoying antention fag
ALSO NOT A SON REEEEEEE
GRRRRR ANHHGGH

After 4 I was basically checked out completely and barely even gave the promotional stuff for 5 a look. Which is sad because there was a time when I would have ranked Halo among my favorite series, but they managed to make me literally not care about it at all.

I also hate what the fuck they've done to the UNSC's aesthetic.

youtube.com/watch?v=v6Rjx2PiA4g

Wrong, bi men always cheat with and settle for a girl and break their bf's heart.

Can someone explain how Locke is the same height as Chief (both 6'10 out of armor)? I thought the whole thing was that IVs are willing adult participants and not nearly as heavily augmented, relying more on their armor. So why the fuck is Locke so tall? Was he already like 6'8 and they just got some old chinese lady to break and reset his legs or something?

>6 foot tall
>This is what Gruntlets actually believe

That sounds correct. One of the reasons that bisexual celebrities are unheard of is because they all just choose to fuck women.

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No you're not a son, you're just a disappointment

Chief was already huge before he was selected. In fact he was selected partly because he just happened to be a colossus for his age. None of the Spartan augmentation procedures increase the size of the person. Some of the bone augmentations would actually interfere with growth spurts and lead to boneitis. It's important to remember that humans used to be cool as fuck in Halo and now they're all goody two shoes fags who are afraid of a little unethical augmentation. Thanks 343.

>humans used to be cool as fuck in Halo and now they're all goody two shoes fags who are afraid of a little unethical augmentation
The Spartan program was always kept confidential specifically because they knew most people would object to them using the augmentations on children

and in the current games ONI is not goody two shoes at all, they're practically flat-out eveil

They literally say things like "we aren't like that anymore" and it's true because of how the current Spartan programs are all voluntary and shit.

>bisexual celebrities are unheard of
wut
There's at least 50 out bi celebs, and not just women

No.

Only if you making fun of white men or christians, anything other and its ding dong bannu.

>Come now, Jeremy, Do the "wort wort" for mommy like you did back at home.

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MCC is the thing most are excited about i would think

MCC is being handled in the most ass-backwards way possible, eldewrito is the best and only halo on PC.

Yes, spartan 2s are roided out to insane levels.

>none of the augmentations would increase size
Blatantly false, all S2s are very tall. The thyroid implant gave them insane growth hormones. The problem was that the bone coating had to be done at the same time. Also, S4s literally get manlet correction surgery on their legs to take longer strides.

5 foot 7 is not 167cm that's like 5 foot 5

>young people are doing THINGS they are DOING THINGS somebody please make them stop!
Do have the self-awareness to realize who you sound like?

woah...
so if you stop watching porn, you can have deep thoughts like
>thinking about sleeping
>thinking about watching tv
>thinking about palying video games
>thinking about eating
>thinking about the weekend when you sleep, watch tv, play video games and eat
damn...