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>no signal

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What's the cellphone for in this game anyway?

Oh boy another god damn walking simulator
Just what horror needed

As opposed to action games with horror as a setting?

While it's completely realistic that no phone would get service in a backwoods forest in a ~Y2K era game, it'd probably be better to just ignore phones altogether.

I hope this game is slow burn, atmospheric, bone chilling and without any jump scares

I have AT&T and my phone still looses signal in most mountains and woods.

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I hope it legit doesn't have jump scares because it would piss off the Alien Isolation babies

I sometimes don't get service in my own heavily inhabited town on the West Coast. Like I'll walk over to the local pizza joint and there's just no signal in that area for like two miles.

That's what every single game ever should be.

Based Soijack posters.

>and my boyfriend
Wow man that's really insensitive.

Making fun of homosexuals is pretty 2011 you should say 'and my wife's boyfriend' nowadays.

>Three copies for me, my wife and my wife’s son for the newest Team Silent-produced, genre-redefining, trope-subverting, atmospheric, dark and eerie, emotionally draining, gut wrenching, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with an arthouse edge, dread-inducing, suspenseful build up with strong character development and gradual feeling of escalation, bone-chilling slow burn with “say more with less” approach and soul-shaking, blood-curdling, skin-crawling and nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every frame as movie reaches its nail-biting, jaw-clenching and paranoia-inducing final climax, free of any cheap gore, cartoonish action or infantile jumpscares horror game, please.

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Any not zoomers pleb that played Blair Witch: Rustin Parr here?
Kino horror game

The guns really turned me off.

The real firearms or the flashlight guns?

Played it. Loved it. The woods were just so atmospheric.

The combat was total fucking ASS and made me appreciate what Resident Evil did right

This game will be 10/10. I'm so glad I bought rtx 2070. Can enjoy it on ultras

Firearms but be to fair I don't like guns in horror games in general.

Imagine genuinely enjoying walking simulators.

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Weapons work in static camera angle games, but they have never worked in first person or TPS horror games

>blair witch
what a waste, they should have gone further into more sci fi after >observer_

Never said I did you meme spouting fuckwad.

If it’s done right, a “jumpscare” isn’t a jump scare because it was properly built up and earned. In FNAF you only got it if you made a mistake and let one of the animatronics get to you. You don’t just get jumpscared out of nowhere.

>You don’t just get jumpscared out of nowhere.

Golden suit Freddy

But no, even with context, jump scares still suck

I feel conflicted because I liked observer_ but I hated layers of fear and I heard lots of bad things about layers of fear 2

Can't wait for my deep bone chilling spine tingling cool ranch slow burn instead of the usual cheap and nasty, light 'n' tasty, eggs and bakey jump scare

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I love the original movie, sequels were pretty bad although the ending of the newest one was pretty scary.

But yeah, the orginal games sucked, and this one will suck too because they showed it at E3 and it's just generic survival shooter with Blair Witch stamped on it and WAY too many visuals of monsters and shit. It looks like an Alan Wake game or something.

You are so low test you have to post a gif of a wojak edit to actually call something shit
if you had any balls, you should just call something shit.
No image necessary.
this is why we told newfags to lurk more.

>But yeah, the orginal games sucked

t. doesn't know shit

it will be kino

>he hasn't played Condemned

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ITT post horror kino that made you piss your pants

youtu.be/nnrT_zyumAM

Uh, Condemned is good, but don't act like it's FEAR. It's vaguely actiony, but that's it.

>vaguely actiony
The keystone of all of Condemned's spooks is the game's primo fisticuffs. Without it, there's nothing to give proper substance to all the tension about whether or not you're being hunted. It's the definitive counter-argument to the idea that a horror game can't be focused around combat and action; it's just that smoothbrains like you can't interpret that kind of concept without jumping to games like FEAR and Dead Space.

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While I do agree, that having some combat can make a horror game more scary, Condemned really did turn into a full on action game, once you got the super taser. That shit trivialized everything after that point, and completely killed the tension.

>without jumping to games like FEAR and Dead Space.

Because they're the best example of action shit with horror as a setting?

>frick
WHOA
CALM DOWN user NO NEED TO GO THAT FAR

I am only interested in this game because of the thought of a Blair Thumb mod. Such a great movie!

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To be fair that would be accurate to the movie.

Bloodborne scared me more than 90% of the horror games I've played

This is such a boomer post

>Crowbarred reference to old nigga shit

Super Metroid has scarier bosses than 90% of horror games, doesn't make it horror.

I have verizon and there's actually 1 MAIN STREET in albuquerque that i dont get service in (carlisle north of gibson for abq fags)

bloodborne is definitely a horror setting, though i wouldn't explicitly call it a horror game of course

I haven't yet but I heard it was a sequel to that game that had a story like BPRD. As in an actually good story.

aer you serious lmao. go play some 90's-2000's games then.

Another "everyone 1 year older than me is boomer and everyone 1 year younger is zoomer" post from some smegmabrained moron.

Zoomers: everyone between 1 and 30
Boomers: everyone between 16 and 99

Don't worry, you develop taste someday.

>got startled by a jumpscare once
>uploaded a video essay about how jumpscares are bad
>somehow the entire entertainment collective agreed with me and condemned jumpscares into 'cheap shit' tier
>never see a jumpscare in my games again

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Was Visage the last actually scary game?

Thoroughly enjoyed Resident Evil 7, any horror games like it worth playing?

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Best cellphones. Best durability.

accurate

Worth a playthrough although layers 2 looked kind of shitty

lmao

>tfw stealth and horror were always my two favorite genres
>tfw both are dead

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>not having a perfect balance of both

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Not due to phones. Phones back then absolutely didn't lack in transmitter power and frequencies used by older systems were better when it comes to transmission and reception ranges.

Due to having shitty networks and even worse laws about network roaming between different carriers. Land of the free everyone. In civilized countries different carriers are forced share their networks with other operators during initial deployment of new generation of networks. One carrier builds coverage on certain areas first and others on other areas.

you people should be gassed

Was somewhat looking forward to this then i realised this was made by the layers of fear people. Fuck me these types of "games" should be banned

What the fuck is he even holding? Some kinda remote?

>people

Clearly it's one guy

My gf has an American phone on t mobile and we live in Europe most of the year where it has perfect signal everywhere, when we do our yearly visit to her family in the US it doesn't even have signal in their apartment, which is in central Seattle. Shit's fucked. My cheapo pay as you go eu Sim gets me roaming on at&t which seems to be better though.

Why play this trash when you can play the good Blair Witch games.

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this is the worst post in the thread

because zoomers here only had PS2s they wont fucking know that theres already a pretty good game

Also I'm pretty sure adult virgins don't qualify as people, they're actively killing their own race.

No wonder a bunch of people permanently stuck in childhood think horror movies have any value.

Tell us, oh wise one, which movies do have value?

Find out for yourself kiddo, I don't have to waste my time educating you.
>oh wise one
lmao try to hide how upset you are next time

Wow, totally didn't see that complete lack of arguments coming. Absolutely shocking.
>u-ur u-upset!
lmao try to hide how upset you are next time

A movie designed purely to 'scare' people is almost completely pointless, something like hausu which is mocked as a horror movie is significantly better than most of the genre simply due to how visually striking it is.

I was actually mildly interested in the idea of a blair witch game in 2019 until I learned who's developing it. Holy fuck Observer was such a disappointingly shit game. I expected an interesting detective game in a cyberpunk setting and got a walking sim with really poorly shoehorned in "horror" sections that had less subtlety and craft than most flash games

No wonder a bunch of people permanently stuck in childhood think arguing on Yea Forums has any value.

>watch shit movies
>these movies have no value!

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So you didnt watch the movie.

The thing is, not every horror movie is made just to scare you. There are horror movies that explore very interesting topics but happen to be creepy, scary movies and it works great. Throwing every horror movie in the same "just trying to scare people" bin is retarded.

>parroting me
lol seriously? has this shit ever come across as not insanely butthurt? sorry for offending you developmentally arrested idiots and your ultimately pointless 'scary' films.
grats for correctly identifying horror movies as shit!

>what is reading comprehension

SEETHING

Sorry but according to your peers you are now a basedboy cuck, every movie should be about a clown murdering people who have sex. Don't blame me, I don't make the rules here.

no entertainement have any value
congratulations you are growing up!

Darkwood is an actually good horror game

more like blair walsh

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That's basically what the movie was, so I see no issue with it. Sure, they could add some camping / food and resource management stuff, having to set up the camp each night, but eh.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you don't get to be an authority on a genre unless you've actually tried to explore it. Your posts reveal that you don't really know much about horror movies so your opinions on them are basically worthless. Try not to let this post make you mad, I'm just telling you how it works. I don't try to be an expert on anime for example because it's just not appealing to me. But I'm not about to go around shitposting how anime is all terrible simply because I haven't watched much of it. Again, please try to see the logic in what I'm telling you instead of getting butthurt instantly.

who the fuck says that?

watch out user there's a spooky ghost behind u
what an unbelievably teenage take, i bet you're 'into politics'

I don't remember any jumpscares in the movie. Like at all. It was a new breed of fake "real" cam recording movies.

I honestly have no idea what you're trying to say. Stop speaking in memes and use English.

Re-watch it, its basically people thumping, screaming and panting around. It have the atmosphere of a hyperbaric chamber and the kids shouted and cried for nothing.

>I get to decide which forms of entertainment have merit and which don't

Imagine unironically being this deluded lol

Dumb zoomer.

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Yeah, but they don't scream suddenly, it has a slow burn of mental degradation. Not even the final scene has a jump scare factor, when she finds him in the basement just standing there.

>paragraph
lol cry more dweeb, I'm sure attack of the killer nurses that also have they tiddies out 7 is a masterpiece but I have better shit to watch
this wouldn't upset you so much if you didn't think my argument is somewhat true, especially when you're surrounded by people that think a movie isn't horror unless it has jumpscares

pretty shitty acting tbqhwymn

>being this BTFO

Try to hide it better next time lmao, absolutely SEETHING

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Nice youtube comments section-tier post, nigger.

>ignoring arguments
>shitposting

Wow, didn't see that one coming. Truly.
Stay mad, kiddo

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try hiding that you're a phoneposter lol

youtube.com/watch?v=x1qJl92d-sM (she's blind)

>intentionally ignore good horror movies and watch shit horror movies
>WOW HOW COME ALL HORROR MOVIES ARE SO SHIT

It's just mind-boggling to me that someone can be this retarded. No need to reply to me, not trying to argue with retards, but you're really something.

>post from PC
>get called a phoneposter

It's so satisfying for some reason. Like when someone calls you out for hacking in an online game but you're just that skilled. Stay mad and keep coming up with idiotic strawmen in a lack of an actual argument.

This is the first post I read after OP and I don’t even need to browse the thread seeing this level of retardation put to digital print. When are you cunts back at school? Seeing as it’s saturdsy does it even matter?

>so fucking stupid they doesn't realize they're supporting me
fucking lol
why does this make you all so upset

>so fucking stupid they doesn't realize they're supporting me

>so fucking stupid that he literally can not comprehend he is not being supported but instead directly contradicted

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I'm posting from my phone lol.
>this paragraph
Cringe.
Lol why are you so upset, incel?
>horror movies are shit
>b-b-b-but the exceptions!
Lol

I kind of like the movies honestly. 2 was pretty bad but the reboot was ok

>X is true!
>no, X is false, Y is true
>lol ur supporting me!

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>objective truth in media criticism
lol

Do you have a habit of calling everything you have 0 arguments for a "paragraph"? It's literally one line of text. God it's amazing how terrible you are at hiding your lack of arguments and how upset you are

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>I'm a media critic
>argument counter: 0 (zero)

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Have you made a single post without the word argument in it lol?

>le argument
lol
it's a beautiful thing to upset so many incels at once

>no arguments
>s-stop reminding me I h-have no a-arguments!

This is going from kind of funny to just sad.

lol ok ben shapiro

>w-why should I have a-arguments?
>a-arguments are for i-incels!

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These games replayability is zero to minus 10
I pirated observer, and 2 weeks ago I decided to buy and replay
Fuck me, it went from great game In my memory to what the fuck is this blurry slug fest of a movie game

>doesn't know that lot of the US wilderness is still not covered by cell phone networks
ZOOM! ZOOM!

>what is simulation of post-traumatic growth
ZOOM! ZOOM!

Also, probably most of the best and worst movies I've seen have been horror.

Blair Witch 1 was okay. I didn't hate that one sequel I saw but it was kinda ass.

Wasn't the movie terrible? Why are people excited for this?

PACK YOUR BAGS
THE BOOMER HORROR CONNOISSEUR IS HERE
COME ON, BOOMER CONNOISSEUR, TELL US ABOUT WHEN YOU PLAYED ALONE IN THE DARK FOR THW FIRST TIME

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It's beyond awful.

I was like 12 when the first blair witch came out. Scared the living shit out of me.

it's unrelated to the new movie

Man, it was spooky as shit. That werewolf just floating from the darkness outside the window and crashing through was pretty surreal. Years later I did realize that it was probably running at low speed and the early 3D animations being floaty garbage. A good reminder that sometimes limitations work in the favor of the experience.

>Read around about this game
>"It's a first-person psychological horror experience that is similar to Outlast" is how one article describes it
Aside from the fact that Outlast had absolutely fucking nothing to do with psychological horror and was just in-your-face all the time, if it actually is anything like Outlast, it's gonna be irredeemable shit.

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ITS NOT LIKE YOU WERE HIGHLY IMPRESSIONABLE BACK THEN AND NOW YOU DISREGARD EVERYTHING BASICALLY BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OLD FART, RIGHT?

I watched holes last night

Was Blair Witch a good movie/v/

It was ok

IMO, no.

You now remember what a shit show disaster friday the 13th the game was.

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Weird how this gets so much discussion on Yea Forums but not Man of Medan.

Of course the bar was lower back then, retard. But Alone in the Dark honestly played like ass even then, and outside the atmosphere that hadn't been done as well before, it was recognized to be a rather janky trial-n-error focused game.

First one was great for the time, but doesn't really hold up to today. It's more of a meme machine now, than an actual scary movie.
Second one is the best, it's fun teen horror.
Third one is fine, but it's just a Hollywood cash grab. Worth a watch, but don't expect much.

uhm i lose my signal in the fucking metropolis in the open

>why does old recognized franchise get more attention than a rather generic-looking newcomer?
Gee, I dunno.

>Aside from the fact that Outlast had absolutely fucking nothing to do with psychological horror
Nutcases being nutty is psychological horror. That is why, for example, Psycho is considered psychological horror. I know the obnoxious SH fanboys have invented this fantasy where psychological horror is a synonym for "intellectual" horror and it means symbolism and bullshit like that but that's simply not true. It just means that the mental state of one or more individuals is directly relevant to the horror element. Outlast has heavy psychological horror aspects to it. So does fucking Dead Space. It's not special to be psychological horror.

>Second one is the best
This shithole will be contrarian about anything huh.

I guess Man of Medan looks like Until Dawn, and this looks more like a game, although a walking sim
in the international normalized scale of horror, walking sims are still on top of movie games

Someone being crazy being used as the driving force for someone in a movie or game to go around killing, goring or mutilating people in order to elicit horror is not psychological horror. That's still just your run-of-the-mill graphic horror genre. At every point you are aware of what the danger is. Psychological horror is about making the person playing the game or watching the movie feel uneasy by making the mind itself be at edge, never giving away too much on what's behind the scenes. I don't know about SH fanboys, but the reason SH is often cited as a good example of psychological horror is because it has many moments where it uses weird scenery or strange sounds in unfitting places to make the player get uneasy and never get into the habit of just being afraid of the monsters you can kill anyway. The symbolism is a separate thing, and is not necessary to create psychological horror.

Outlast always shows you what it is you are supposed to be afraid of and what it can do to you. If it isn't Chris, or Trager, or the Twins, then it's one of the randoms in the asylum or the Walrider. The Walrider is about as psychological as you get at first because you are not sure what the fuck it is for much of the game, and you are only shown it killing the soldiers in lightning-fast speed and occasionally popping up for no explainable reason, so your mind is more likely to fill in those empty spaces. The game still ends up feeding you exactly what it is anyway towards the end, and the fact that it behaves in much the same way as every other enemy in the game makes the whole ending of Outlast be one large snoozefest.

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Fuck you cunt, i was lucky to barley have enough money to afford a ps2 back in the day

>make a blackstoner comedy
>call it horror
>critics call it the best horror film of the decade because it's black

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I've never watched any of the movies but I remember one of the games, part of it was a dude in the civil war called Lazarus or something?
I think it was more of a spooky adventure game.