Your Shepard DID take Liara's virginity, didn't he?

>Asari
>Virginity

i much rather preferred to take talis virginity

based and purplepilled

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>Jack
>Bluberry

"Slut race" hardly means you're her first, but in retrospect romances add nothing much to this game. If they just took all that effort and added more assets and encounters to those Mako maps, it'd be a better game.

Wondering around in the Mako was simultaneously my favourite and least-favourite part of the game.

She literally tells you she's a virgin.

No he took miri anal virginity

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She also tells you that working for the Shadow Broker wasn't the dumbest career move she's ever made.

I mean, it got her a promotion into "most powerful person in the galaxy" so I'd say it wasn't.

>She also tells you that working for the Shadow Broker wasn't the dumbest career move she's ever made.
She literally never says this, nor ever does this.
What game did you play?

Yes, and I popped Tali's cherry later on as well.

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>Liara's absolute perfection
>Tali's infinite cuteness
Is this the most difficult decision to make in the entire series?

Yes, but 2 years after the reaper war Shepard would have both anyway.

>romancing Space Gypsies
Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

>literally talks about doing FFM threesomes when introducing herself to Shepard
>virgin
user...

Maybe he meant emotionally?

>

Well shit. Did they change how crossboard posting works, or am I just fucking up?
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>You have lots of aliens
>You want to fuck the most generic alien

What's wrong with you?

I mean in terms of fuckability the Asari are levels above any other alien race.

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You do know that would kill her if not for the plot magic, right?

No, my Shepard is making BBQs with Ashley, as it should be.

Xenofags into the Reaper melting pod.

Utterly based.
>Fucking filthy aliens when you have the options of marrying a wholesome christian girl who is rightfully distrustful of foreigners.
Also, she's the canon choice

>not Yea Forumsas Normandy

You only have one job

I implore you to think about it logically

Okay.
...
Yes.

Absolutely. We also had kids and lived happily ever after.

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>wanting to fuck an alien that uses mind powers to make itself look attractive to whatever species is currently observing it
no thanks

So why do Asari look attractive in videos or pictures?

Very advanced mind trickery :^)

Seriously, that whole conversation is one fine brainlet filter.

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I'm always loyal to Ashley.
I may cheat on her with Miranda in 2 sometimes but usually it annoys me cus I'll go back to Ash and then Miranda is more likely to die in 3 and I hate losing characters.

No, you're just a newfag

seal the deal with Ash first and you can talk with Miranda like you weren't together at all

Men of the highest culture
>ywn see Shepard build Tali a home on Rannoch after the war
I'm still mad

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Hey, at least they picked someone attractive

Objective true facts of honesty
>Liara
+ is cute in ME1
- stops being cute by ME2, is kind of a cunt by ME3
- can't be bred (it's not your kid bro)
>Tali
+ is cute for the entire series
- can't be bred, and is also deathly allergic to you
>Ash
+ based, predicted the aliens would fucking bail on us, remembered that Cerberus were terrorists
+ breedable
- turns into an ugly bimbo in 3 for no feasible reason
>Miranda
+ fat ass
- deeply genetically flawed (can't be bred)
- kinda looks like M.J
+ M.J looks kinda fuckable with the right light
>Jack
+ one of the rare characters that improves in ME3
+ breedable
+ aggressively lusts for the M.C
+ seems comfortable with body modification which plays into a lot of my fetishes
>Dr. Chakwas
+ mature, intelligent, loyal
+ the quintessential woman
+ fine taste in liqueurs
+ could probably make a hand-job look really classy

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>Jack
>breedable
Who knows what the chemicals they bumped into her did.

Bro you can clone healthy body parts in this setting, there's this whole scene and everything at the start of ME2. But you can't fix aliens being aliens.

Forget about the chemicals.
Her womb has already rotten away from the space syphilis she got from being gangbanged by all kinds of aliens

>Jack
-got gangbanged in the prison toilets
-fucks her dog

Dr Chakwas is the patricians choice.
She even kept some eggs frozen just for a man with piercing eyes and a sensitive soul.
Hint: she's talking about Shepard.

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Asari kids are very much the child of the"father"
If you played a role in conception of a child. It's your fuckin kid

is that what your wife told you after you prepped the bull?

>asari baby's literally can't exist without a father
>lol cucking bro

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>renegade colonist / survivor shep

who else could he end up with, the others are fucking boring

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None of your genetic material is passed on.
You're not a father you're a random number generator.

What actually happens with Jack in 3, when you romanced her in 2?

Pretty much the same except she's a flirty potty-mouth

>Whoops! Sorry, teach! My cock slipped in!

You take liara at your first run its OBLIGATORY

I have to say Jack is the most attractive woman Bioware has ever made.

She probably has the best romance hangout scene in Citadel DLC
youtube.com/watch?v=2gLlLOyMw_k
1:22
It's probably the only tonally correct one in the fucking thing. Alot better than Tali's sing along and I can't even remember Ash or Liara's variation on the non-romanced version. Have never romanced Miranda so maybe her one is actually good.

When you play bioware games you need to watch your dialog choice or you'll easily find a dick up your ass.

It's a real shame what happened with andromeda. I kinda liked it.

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>Miranda
You spend time at the casino with her in a red dress. It's nice.

Never, femShep is absolute trash.

Picture? Is it the one that the reporter wears?

That wouldn't be the case either, she speaks of how she was in love with this guy that either died or left her behind, can't remember which.
She's opened up before Shepard, which is what made her so hurt and hesitant to let other people in.

But is it tonally consistent with the fact there is a war going on?
Jack's the only one that felt appropriate considering the actual state of the galaxy.

Shepard is too busy singlehandedly saving the galaxy to care about sex.

Completely forgotten!

>absolute perfection
>implying the developers' pet is anything but trash

Actually now that I think of it, you do that with a non romanced Miranda
What's the difference between them?

No hug from behind and no sweet-talking.

>absolute perfection
>replaceless the most powerful information broker
>loses the SB ship
>incompetent in anything not relating to Shep's love life.

>>loses the SB ship
Because Cerberus knew where it was due to tracking devices on the Normandy.
Also Crashes it into a Cerberus Cruiser.

Wasn't there a mod that put it at the end of the game?
That felt more appropriate

Yes, but the mod is only necessary due to the weirdness of the DLC.
Personally I wish someone made a mod that made Mass Effect 3 always result in Reaper Victory.
Something like this
youtube.com/watch?v=HmcIsdHdvJA
start at 3:40

Why do you want reapers to win?

Because that's the only ending that worked with how powerful they were, it was thematic with the cosmic horror overtones.
The post credits scene should be the uncovering of Liara's time capsule.

That would only work in ME2 and 3 hadn't shot the cosmic horror tones repeatedly, driven a steamroller over it and thrown the remains in a woodchipper.
The reapers from 1 are effectively dead by the time you reach Horizon.

Absolutely, my shep was the first to take that big blue cock. But of course my femboy shep had to share it with the other girls on the normandy afterwards.

I know, it's more a case of what could have been
If only creative control had remained in Karpyshan and l'Etoile's hands.

idk, can a woman take another's virginity ? If yes then yes

You have been visited by gamer vixen Laura.

This Laura is about to die (just like this thread).

Press 'B' to bump!

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Absolutely. And then regretted ever getting it on with her in the first place, due to her clingyness in the next two games. Which is why Jack is the superior LI.

>Jack
>-got gangbanged in the prison toilets
>-fucks her dog
Constant source of entertainment for the entire family. You can't get this shit anywhere else.

I fucked every alien I could.

based and kirk pilled

I punctured her suit

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No, my Shepard didn't have a time machine.

That's a picture of Liara not that new asari archaeologist from Andromeda

If I could have, I would have had Liara killed.

Why?

My Shepard is not a degenerate race mixer.

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>race mixer.
Asari are not a different race user.
They're a different species.

Because she is a writer's pet.

So why did Liara's face change, anyway?

No. I don't like blue parasites

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SAUCE NOW!!!

YOUR MAJESTY

FURFAG AND HIS MINIONS HAVE SEIZED THE PRECINCT OF THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM

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Tali is best.

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only women and closet fags play femshep.

She comes from a very distant planet, with unknown diseases vennedias.
And Shepard is a virgo boy.

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Tali a SHIT

How can we help?

Honestly? I'm still mad I couldn't bang EDI

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Unironically the two women I most wanted to bang were the milf doctor and the sexbot.

The only true answer

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Im a FemShep x Liara fag BUT even I acknowledge Garrus was the best option in the end.
youtu.be/V-rcEf-ThHAf only Lair of the Shadow Broker was not so kino, I would have dumped her ass in a heartbeat

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at least I'm no dirty fucking quigger

You seriously should've been able to tango with Garrus as Male Shep. Not even in a gay way, but just Garrus showing Shep how to dance because he's a shitty dancer.

Jesus christ I forgot all about the Tali karaoke. Was that even what it was? I just remember setting the controller down and leaving until the scene was over.

Yeah, Liara is some barely legal material in ME1. Definitely best waifu out there, fuck taliniggers and ashfaggots.

Jack's also good.

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Obviously. Look at those eyes

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Michel Jackson was definitely not an anal virgin

Jack has literally been bred so much that her uterus is a dried, crusted lump of semen
She is no lnoger able to have kids

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>Couldn't even handle dem based Javik bantz
Shit tier waifu 2bh.

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Now finding a good mate for femshep is nigh impossible because Liara sure isn't.

Is ME the ultimate game in cuckoldry?
I mean, you literally play as a CHAD and YOU watch HIM bang girls YOU want and love.

Reminder that most kino ending is when you stay single in all 3 games.

I thought Asari could grow dicks for lesbian relationships

Could never get over her ugly ass tentacle "hair". Looks way too inhuman

It has been a privilege to play as Sheploo.

>alien is too inhuman
I got you bro

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And before anyone says anything Kars...Kyrs...the former lead writer himself described quarians as most humanlike being out there in one of his books.

Karpyshyn, in Mass Effect: Ascension

tali Yea Forumsas normandy appreciation station

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>tfw getting fucking old

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Nah, I fucked Ashley. Experienced racist women are where it's at.

>want to bang Ash
>MFW Liara in Colossus armor during elevator rides.

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do asari even have pussies? or do they just make u hallucinate using biotics?

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>most powerful biotic in the universe
>if you don't shag her, SHE WILL SHAG YOU
Did you really think Shepard was going to escape with his virginity intact?

For fucks sake, she's not racist. She's rightfully wary of the council, member of the space frogs known for their aggression and their attempt to take over the galaxy only held back now by their lacking numbers and then there's the member of the race of assholes that are partly responsible for her black family name. She's nothing but respectful to others out there. Hell, Garrus doesn't shy away from insulting Wrex or Tali given chance. He's the real racist.

Banshees clearly have them if you get close enough....

>immediately went to rescue her first
>stayed faithful even after being resurrected
>she doesn't even give me a hug when she sees me resurrected
makes me wish I was in a gay relationship with Wrex instead

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Yes. There is even a slang term for it ingame, "azure".
>tfw you will never bang that blue pussy.

They have to have a birth canal, humanoid life can't just drop fruits like trees do. I don't think it's designed to have anything go into it, though, like an anus stuff only comes out, not goes in (but like an anus a kinky Asari will probably let you do it).

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what does she do with the cum, Yea Forums?

For me its Samara.

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All the fuckable aliens are basically humans

You can see why though, by all apprarances you're a cyborg reanimated by Cerberus and made to look and sound like Shepard, not the real thing. Wrex is the only one dopey enough to believe you somehow survived disintegration and re-entry, instead of being a ticking time bomb out to kill for the League of Humanity.

swallows

>Bald Girls
Is there a mod to give Jack hair in ME2?

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>pic

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>Just hanging with the guys
>Fully erect
Is this how Japanse mate?

>Liara in Colossus armor during elevator rides.
You wouldn't have a picture on hand would you?

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That attitude right there is the reason she chose that style to begin with

>that pic
Jesus christ how horrifying.

Dang, it's hard to find the best angle

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>What's the big problem? Everyone has them..

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>Muh code

My sides

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>"Interspecies mating. A pointless exercise."
From this point on, degenerate race mixers' opnions don't count, only those who took the red pill like Javik may answer. Who is the best love interest for Shepard of each gender?

It's not the code. It's that every single one of her daughters ended up....defective.

Poor girl, she didn't even know it's not normal. Was she trailer trash?

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>three digits on each limb
>chicken legs
>human faces and hair
I don't buy it.

>those saggers

>Around 3 100 years old
>Surpassed her mom
Perfect

>ywn fuck a 1000 year old pussy
Why live?
Also, if Mass Effect was a JRPG, would they make Samara a lolibaba?

Her mother supposedly had impressive knockers herself for her age before before matriarch stage too.

She's not even 200 AFAIR.

I miss Mass Effect, bros

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that only happens when another asari mindnuts in her, it's entirely the code

I believe it.

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cringe

I do wonder how she planned to turn him around

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Liara is 106 in ME1.

its said in the game they take best parts of a partner info for variation and race upgrading

Rip out those tubes

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can someone help me with ryzen? tried to replay the series but I get some weird af bug.

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>Michel Jackson
He said Miranda user

Asari would start getting younger when they enter the matriarch stage.

Your save must have been fucked, because the first thing she does on Illum if your romance is recognized is kiss you.

>That attitude right there is the reason she chose that style to begin with
I don't respect womens choices, can I give her hair or not?

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...you don't deserve to know.

>just finished Jack's loyalty mission
>took Mordin with us
>didn't have to say shit
I like the guy but maaaaaaaaaan

Fine I'll listen to why she chose to be bald and ugly

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Just TALK with her.

Emmi a cute!

Wtf a jojo villain wrote mass effect??

Why would I talk to a women about her dumb feelings that I don't wanna fuck because she's bald?
When I talk to Miranda the camera swings round to show me her ass to make it tolerable

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>Your Shepard DID take Liara's virginity, didn't he?
>didn't he?
>he
But, yes, she did.

You're the very person she wants to stay away

>playing femshep
Unless you fuck Garrus there's literally no point. Se's inferior in every way.

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where my Paragon chads @

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Here

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Based

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People don't actually make custom shepards do they?

What of it?

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Yeah and then dumped her lmao
>femshep
>dyke
Name a worst combo.

Can we all agree that the canon playthrough is
>MShep
>Earthborn/War Hero
>Renegade but makes Paragon choices
>fuggs Tali
>lets Jacob die in the suicide mission

do you unironically think that looks better than the preset Shepard Really user?

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No. I'm ROLE PLAYING.

H*mans are a blight.

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I can't tell who's more likely to die of illness

KEK

Jesus, he looks like a FAS baby.

Saw a Liara thread.
Came for the Tali posting.

Was not disappointed.

>Blonde
>Balding
No such thing

>MShep
>Earthborn/War Hero
Yes
>Renegade but makes Paragon choices
Got that backwards
>fuggs Tali
>fucking dextros
>fucking space gypsies
shiggy diggy
>lets Jacob die in the suicide mission
meh, take it or leave it.

You haven't seen my dad

No.
But she would be a blatant, over-sexed ara ara mommy that tries to get into Shepard's pants every five minutes only to get NO WAY FAG'd at every opportunity.

Bray is Shepards boy tho.

Yeah, after ME1 and DA:O, BioWare decided it wasn't easy enough to accidentally romance other characters, so they changed it. Characters now marry you if you bless them after a sneeze.

If all the time I've wasted away on Stellaris has taught me anything, it's that I wasted a lot of time on Stellaris and also that biological differences mean nothing when you can just make the smart science people focus on xeno-biology research that fixes the Quarian's crippling genetic defect while also letting them breed with humans to make hybrids.

I'd rather have her mom.

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>it's that I wasted a lot of time on Stellaris and also that biological differences mean nothing when you can just make the smart science people focus on xeno-biology research that fixes the Quarian's crippling genetic defect while also letting them breed with humans to make hybrids.
lmao you'll both die from each others fluids you dumb faggot. this is a legitimate problem in the mass effect world.

Not in the slightest. Asari use the DNA of their non-Asari parent as a randomizer, so that the child doesn't come out as a perfect clone of their Asari mother. It ain't your kid. Its not related to you. Its pretty much why non-males can breed with Asari, they have no need for your 'seed'.

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>its said in the game they take best parts of a partner info for variation
The variation is BASED on best parts of a partner info, they dont take anything

>inject your genes straight into the baby
>somehow it's not yours

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god i miss me3 shitposting

Mordin, my man

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That was my favorite episode and I have no idea why

He'll straight up tell you not to swallow Garrus' spunk if you're romancing him. Mordin is a true bro.

What was the name of the dudebro again?

Actual best romance scene in the trilogy coming through. You DID do all the pull-ups, right?

Remember how everyone talked shit about James when they debuted the character look and thought he was going to be a dumbass jock? He's a total bro and you get to sexually harass him the whole game if you play FemShep

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Tali, huh?

>lmao you'll both die from each others fluids you dumb faggot. this is a legitimate problem in the mass effect world.

Only from ingestion.
Giving up oral sex is a small price to pay for waifus.

Yeah

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Your DNA has literally nothing to do with Asari offspring. They're creating what is basically a clone, but fizzling their nervous system with aliens produces a greater divergence from normal than it does with other Asari.

Saying children inherit traits from their "father" could just as easily be explained as Asari looking for stereotypical traits in their children and then brushing them off as being natural rather than trying to correct them. Like the kids of Krogan getting a free pass for being aggressive because "hey her daddy was a murderous space lizard" rather than raising them properly.

But where did his pants go?

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>giving up anything but bullets for suit rats
lmao

>Being a moralfag

i'm still fucking mad

>calls Shep "Lola"
>oh you gone done and did it now
>never stop T-posing at him to assert my dominance
for a beaner he was surpisingly ok

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Mental Hymen

None of your genes are in the baby

>being an animal because "lol itz jus a gaem bro xDDD"

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>Making shit up

Fucking ME3

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Can someone please explain everyone's fucking obsession with Tali?? SHE SUCKS

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That would be pointless.

You cannot save him from himself no matter how hard you try.

Doing a femshep run right now and she's not bad at all. Her ass is driving me up the wall though jfc

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me too user

Sure you can, you just have to fuck over the Krogan. Honestly though that's the best end for him. He's probably around 40-50 which is ancient for Salarians.

>grunt drunkenly texting Shepard
>ayy wer u at tho? U up?
Why does everyone wNt Shepard's dick? Is there a more based human?

This is the canon route. Liara becoming a total fucking bitch makes way more sense when you make her feel special, pop her cherry and then immediately dump her ass for the bucket head.

You shoot him in the back if you betray the krogans.
Is there a third option?

Yeah bro, how dare you let the krogan niggers breed like rabbits again

>Liara becoming a total fucking bitch
lmao wut. are you just one of the retards who doesn't know ME2 save imports in 3 need to be fixed in gibbed to recognize Liaras romance?

Wrex has to be dead to save him

>she sucks
Amazing cock

Am I the only one who has never been able to replay the trilogy after playing ME3? Just the thought of starting over, only to meet that ending makes me so mad I can't see.

she literally can't suck your cock user.

Ashley or Liara?

WHY CAN'T I DECIDE?

Who the fuck doesnt save wrex?

Does romancing kelly affect the other romances in ME2?

niggers. see

Is that what she told you

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sometimes I think of doing a series replay of ME, then I remember the ending. crazy how much an ending can ruin an entire saga. I used to do yearly series playthroughs of Metal Gear too.

>Fucking a space gypsy

see
She can suck Garrus' cock, but Shepard is shit outta luck.

as much as reddit would like you to believe femshep = trueshep, 90+% of players chose maleshep

ya tranny

She cant swallow.
Can still suck.

I wish I could romance EDI and cuck Joker

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>what is pre

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she can
once

by 2001 there were estimates that about 3.800.000.000 people were hosts of at least one kind of parasite.
Even if you try to reassure yourself by thinking it's all 3rd world people, truth is there is probably a two digit chance that you could be carrying one

half of that is probably in china and india alone.

God me too.
It should have been an option for renegade shep
>always asking Shepard about romantic shit and self actualization
>joker just makes jokes about her sexy metal body or in the case of 2 her voice
>she even will take shepard away from joker to talk serious.
Should have had some special dialogue choices to hint to her your interested. Then maybe have her confess she is conflicted on you or joker.
then you renegade fuck her so hard she experiences what can only be called an artificial orgasm and the ship stalls for a second while she reboots

You can do it. It's kind of like replaying old videos of a dead person. You enjoy the beginning and get lost in the nostalgia, then slowly remember that the tape ends with her coughing. You begin to realize all the wasted time in ME2 when you could have been dealing with the main plot, instead you fight the Collectors over nothing. Then you're in 3 just trying to enjoy the good times that are left. Then you just hate the cancer that took her.

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fucking based

I'm pretty sure it's only hazardous if ingested not touched. But I get what your trying to imply.
I imagine in the hyper future they have some type of counterseptive you cant even feel. Like a membrane condom or some shit

I mean, Mordin gets you as prepared as possible, but he always mentions to stay away from any oral stuff with dextros. There's no magic in ME, some issues are unavoidable.

>Joker, keep her steady while I fuck our ship
>y-yes, Commander

Jokes on you. I saw ME3 for the shit heap it was from the get go and never bothered to play it.

My Shepard is still flying around space waiting for Reapers that will never show up, having dangerous sex with his six fingered alien gypsy girlfriend and solving space problems for space people living in space.

>Commander, the ship is veering off course!
>dont worry joker ill work out the kinks
>I-in your quarters?

>Embrace eternity
Alien Lesbian Sex.

Moron

>"What's the big problem? Everyone has them..."

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>Cucking your bro

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HAHAHAHAHA

She's a bitch in 2, user. And she never returns to being the sweet innocent girl of ME1, regardless of whether you romance her.

It's ok if you can't see them crawling out of your dick.

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>Cucking
EDI needs sex and Joker just cant keep up sometimes. Shepard comes in to help them out sometimes.
>sure edi anytime
>H-hey Shepard why's she so mes-
>right i was just fixing her for u dont worry ill clean her soon
>T-thanks...
>no prob i got ur back

>Joker just cant keep it up sometimes.
FTFY

>Shepard. I've been forwarded instructional videos of human courtship. I may need your help calibrating for Jo- Jeff's handicap. Will you please assist me?

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based agp-pilled

>I'm sorry, EDI, but you need someone with a smaller dick for that calibration

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Nah, you'll be perfect

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>Everyone sees it like Shepard is just helping their relationship
>Joker is the only one who minds but cant say it
That's rough

i wish futa liara was real

I always leave the film grain on.
Because this game is pure kino.

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Pounded her sweet hairless little blue pussy in ME1, ME2 dlc and ME3

I recently played with some modified shaders and let me tell you about FILM GRAIN

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JESUS CHRIST

WHAT WAS THAT?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THAT NOISE

I don't agree with your decisions but I appreciate how you supported your arguments with valid points. Ultimately Tali is still my pick.

There's heavy speculation even among the Asari themselves as to whether any aspects of the father in an Asari child are nature or nurture. That "Krogan" Asari bartender that acts super tough might only be that way because she knows a Krogan was her dad. If she had grown up thinking a Salarian were her dad, she might have been a scientist, despite who her mom actually embraced eternity with.

>No, I want to make love
Okay, that was pretty cute

Almost only thing I like about Citadel DLC is Shepard dancing. Not saying anything, just listening his crew mates talk shit about his god-like moves. That is a man who has it to save the galaxy from The Ancient Evil(tm)

>"I'm ready to settle down now"

On one of my Shepards, yes.

How is it that Asarifags also always have the poorest grasp of Asari reproduction?
>the kid has my genes!
>they have fat blue cocks!
>and eyebrows!

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>destroying geth heavy turrets on foot gets you 3 times more XP than with Mako
Woha...

Yes.

Preach.

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ME1 was the one woth the easiest romance.
I have to "break it off" with Ashley every playthrough because we suddenly start flirting after a just a few talks and end up in a romance.
Though Liara at least gives you a choice to say yes or no.

Imagine not noticing it only happens when you continually use the upper right reply in every conversation

Those replies being "not unreasonable dick" like the other option

imagine reading the posts you reply to.

>I keep flirting with Ashley
>because I'm literally too retarded to see I'm using the one reply that flirts with Ashley every time I talk to her

Imagine sucking so much dick you can't even figure out a dialogue wheel

>he

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>Though Liara at least gives you a choice to say yes or no.
again, try to slow down zoomerfag.

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>Wondering around in the Mako was simultaneously my favourite and least-favourite part of the game.
I know the feeling, man. I really hate that they abandoned it in ME2 instead of fixing it.

agp doesn't exist blanchard

>femshep

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c o p e

The only option for femship is

BIG
KROGAN
COCK

>being gay

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>agp doesn't exist
Yes it does and your denial means you probably are one

>femshep
>not gay

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>he wouldn't want to take one of her tentacles in his mouth and suck it into oblivion

That's a big building.

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>role-playing as a woman
>not gay

this thread has a disturbing lack of futa

What exactly is gay about controlling a woman so she follows your every whim and even fucks other women at your command so you can jerk off to it?

I play as a woman because it's the only way to prove I'm not bigoted

>Ashley and Wrex
What a terrible combo

>fucks other women
That part is gay by definition.

I guess so, but I still don't see Shepard as being ME. She's just a character I'm guiding through the world/story. A conduit through which my will can be enacted upon the world, dancing along on puppet strings to the ends that most entertain me.

Playing femshep means you have to be a literal faggot, a pseudo-faggot, or frigid. Take your pick because they all make you gay as fuck.

Your logic doesn't make any sense. I play femshep because seeing her be a psychotic space bitch makes me fucking hard.

Hey, it's another bug hunt.
Soldiers are in need.

>not speccing yourself and squadmates to have max immunity so you can facetank everything

>hurr i play gurls 2 luk @ azzes xDDD
You ain't fooling anyone, and you ain't gotta lie to kick it.

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My Shepard finally got his virginity taken by mommy in ME3

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Yeah, not possible

If you think that a video game character is literally you and not just a fictional character guided by your hand then you should seek help. Self-insert fags are pathetic and can't tell the difference between fiction and reality.

youtu.be/Df6ASAfbse8

You have to be 18+ to post here.

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user, hugging doesn't count

Mass Effect literally lowers the camera to give you a face full of ass while sprinting

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Nah that guy is just a faggot who chose the top option. Bottom one you make out and spend the night together.

Self inserting is fine and the best way to enjoy some media.
It's only those who can't detach and those who cant attach who are the real issue.
Literal NPCs.

>>hurr i play gurls 2 luk @ azzes xDDD
What he's describing sounds a lot deeper and more disturbing of a fetish than that.

>replay game
>want to try other romances
>always end up with my blue waifu
It can't be helped

Reminder that if you romanced anybody in Mass Effect. You are part of the problem.

Never did Liara with either of my Shepards
My Tyrone belongs to Sha'ira

>Tyrone's OTP is a hooker
checks out desu

And Morinth

A cute!

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so are greens the nigs of asari?

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Why is he so hard to bully bros? He's the only male character that I feel bad everytime I treat him like a piece of shit

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He treats others like a piece of shit

lel same thing happen to me

Good. At least he doesn't bitch at me when I had to make a difficult decision while the others breathe down my neck and wait to snap at me

This is exactly why I shoot Wrex and get Ashley killed every playthrough.

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He's literally your apprentice in 1 and your right hand man in 2 and 3. Anyone who hates or treats Garrus badly deserve every bad thing that happens to them.

Because he always has nothing but respect for Shepard.

wrong squid head

Your own incompetence at being a leader and blaming it on others for doing their duty?

I really wish ME didn't shit the bed so hard.
1 was a nice set up, 2 was 90% filler but whatever, and then 3 fucked up everything so hard they had to move out of the galaxy to continue it, and even that was bad.

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>talking to commander in beginning of DAI
>pick dialogue to tell him he’s a cool guy
>don’t notice the heart logo on the dialogue wheel
>first romantic overture in game is accidental homosexual stuff
It’s my own fault for not looking at the logos but god damn

Nah, I just feel like being a dick.

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We'll bump, ok?

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>Jackfags omit her preteen rape voyage through space
Every
Time

I just wanna play games where I talk to people, I don't wanna fuck anyone, these games ain't for me

Good bye, Ash.

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