How does Yea Forums feel about Gerudo?
How does Yea Forums feel about Gerudo?
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literal nIGGGER WOMEN
dear lord that's the definition of a woman built for white dick
wish they actually existed
That image looks so ridiculous. Do guys really find that attractive?
i am intrigued by the size of a gerudo woman's futa cock
Everyone has tastes, even women. I'm not fond of that body type myself.
>their women wear panties on the outside
I came
Why arent woman like that in real life?
I hate how this guy draws women with faux muscles. It’d be fine one way or the other, chubby or beefy, but you don’t just fucking put ab lines on a chubby tummy, that’s not how it works
agreed. and he does it for literally every picture, it's annoying
women have one universal type: chad
I know this is shitposting, but I unironically use it for nofap motivation. I don't take it to the extreme those people do, but I've at least cut out daily pornography-viewing and masturbation. Western media has so indoctrinated men into thinking that nonstop sex is true masculinity, when the ancient Greeks and their limp-dick statues had it right. A man in control of his sexual urges is much more of a man than one who actively indulges in them.
Google "Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr"
I think a lot of you would like it. (There's also a futa on male version.)
proud of you
>nacnac toons
imagine unironically believing that you will get super powers by not fapping
are /pol/cels the dumbest living creatures on earth?
It's not about fapping but about controlling yourself and moderation.
There is honestly nothing wrong with jacking off. But if you think it'll get you laid then who am I to interject.
its not /pol/ its /r9k/
t. lardass or lanklet with poor posture and horrible social skills. throw in manlet to be sure i hit on a few
t. probably a human that breathes air and drinks water
got em
nothing wrong with jerking off but there's a lot wrong with internet porn
Have you read my story?
the shit in my head is way more fucked up than any pornography I have ever found outside of ultra-niche comissioned clips from sites like manyvids/clips4sale/etc.
I don't understand where people get off saying jerking to your imagination is somehow healthier than mainstream porn
Hope she likes short white guys.
Were the Gerudo retconned into amazons just to justify Dorf being a giant mofo?
sauce you cropped porn posting fuck
sauce
I feel like I want to suck on those titties
Unironically too white. Needs more tan.
jannie would have been upset had I not cropped it
hentai cafe/mda-starou-we-found-the-amazons/
>Dfat
Lmao
Need more doujin
That can't be right, because that retcon ended up retroactively turning Ganondorf into a manlet.
>Ganondorf's height - 2.3m (7'6'')
>Height of a generic Gerudo woman in BotW - 2.4m (8'0")
Holy shit my crotch just burst into flames. Where do I find these unholy thicc women? I cant shake this urge to impregnate thicc brown pussy
Speaking only for myself, yes. If I knew a woman that looked like that, I'd probably do everything in my power to fuck her daily.
MOMMY MILKIES
That's why he's so angry.
Manlets are literally doomed to be villians.
Since then the Gerudo have accepted only the chaddest of men into their love-lives and some Hylian men do get pretty fucking huge across the series.
Haha just imagine how tight her pussy is lol
CRUSHING FORCE
>Implying the Afrobull comic isn't cannon
Haha imagine her hips grinding your pelvis to dust. lololololol
Lmao imagine her holding you up as you fuck her hahaha
is drawing faaat faaaaaaat anime girls the only way left to get some attention?
Haha imagine her attempting to hold in her moans while you do you very best to doggy your dick as deep as you can untill she begs to bare your childeren. Wouldn't that make you happy lol.
Only when it's vidya related. Wouldn't want to be off-topic.
>you will never fulfill a thicc brown girl's wish of being a mother
It hurts so bad
Anyone else feel that Gerudo are becoming the official sex symbol race for LoZ?
good job user
retarded faggots that can't understand the value of reprogramming yourself for delayed gratification and self control, as well as restoring a natural baseline for oxytocin
for men especially masturbation can be massively demotivating
Venus body type is the apex fetish
I hate /pol/ and had sex but I don't fap and never have in my life, I just don't find the whole thing very appealing. Don't know why just how I'm wired for some reason.
Smug anime girls really get me horny, I don't know why
How does nu Yea Forums feel about ruining the site with template threads?
Based & Patricianpilled
This actually happened to my principal, he missed his flight to get home and somehow got stuck in a village and they married him off to one of their daughters, i don't think he ever came back. He got to plow them big amazon bungas.
I wish I were one
Without any doubt they are mentally subhuman. There was a thread about their usual jew blaming bullshit, where they claimed that Jewish people are indoctrinated into racial tribalism, but then in the same post, says that their precious white race should only care about itself.
Why do you want to be a Gerudo?
I think they're gross.
Give me a sexy Zelda, link can jerk off looking through the door like the cuck he is.
i want to suck their futa cocks!
>He wouldn't become a warrior of great standing
>He wouldn't then best all their champions
>He wouldn't the honor he gained to take the most fertile woman in the village as his wife.
>buy switch recently
>get BOTW
>the only other zelda game I have played is links awakening on game boy as a kid, but I never got far
>get to gerudo town
>have constant boner the entire time, especially with how thirsty for a voe most of the gerudo are
>urbosa
I felt like my dick was going to explode
Love 'em
I bought the Urbosa amiibo, that speaks for itself.
If you're into futa, check out my stories on the subject (google them)
Futa on male:
"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr: Recut"
"Mortal Kombat: A Forced Hero"
Male on futa:
"The Antidote is Poison"
"Velma and The Masked One: Recut"
And feel free to pitch me ideas you might have for a story
Nobody cared about them beyond Nabooru and Twinrova, and only the latter got recurring appearances.
Check out the Venus Body Type thread on /d/
lol you think a gun will save you?
>tfw no gerudo loli that's both taller and stronger to casually dominate me when we wrestle and roughhouse
Honestly it's just a really huge waste of time. Think of all the time you've spent edging or jerking off and consider what you could have accomplished if you just didn't do like half of it. People that say you should become a monk and not jerk off at all are insane because it'll drive you crazy, but yeah not masturbating 24/7 is obviously something people should work towards.
Of course this place is filled with hormone crazed teenagers so they get angry and lash out whenever this is brought up to them.
I sure fucking hope so.