For me it's older women in my games

For me it's older women in my games.

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nice

>another generic gamer thread

Same

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>she has no doujin

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What is she supposed to be wearing though?

Inb4 seething cunefags

csr makes my peepee hard, fuck artfags

>liking women over the age of 35

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Hoh boi, hentai has given me expectations I'll never get to indulge

asian women are hotter after 30

god I wish that were me

>older woman and little girl have the same size breasts
Why do you fags like insectoids again?

The church of Seiros is incredibly fucking strict, they execute anyone that even speaks the wrong way about the church.

So how did they let this skank in to be anywhere even near students and faithful of the church?

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This

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because he is one

tits too big and sag

Young brats can't possibly even hope to compete.

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fucc

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who's this

Matsuzaka Miki I think.

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>Doujins where the older woman knew the guy when he was a baby

user if you ever tried to talk to you she would just laugh at you for not making at least 200k a year

nice mommy

>Doujins where the older woman knew the guy when he was a baby
>Her friend had a baby and raised him to be a good husband to save her best friend from her cake status.

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God damn, male netorare with older women is fucking god tier

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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the mom is hotter

Nice post user, but I'm gonna need you to hand over that sandwich right now

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I want a story of a sweet, innocent girl having a crush on her childhood friend. However due to the Shota procurement law, he is to be wedded off to an older office lady in her 30's by the time he is 12.

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source?

Look at all that fucking cellulite, 3dpd gross

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I SAID RIGHT NOW!

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i'm reminded

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You're on the wrong board, user.

>Implying I'll ever hand over my McChicken

aww yiss

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small > flat >>> medium >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> disgusting cow tits

>tfw 24
>tfw dating 31 year old teacher
Strange thing but kind of hot

move over fags MILFS are the real oppressed and underrepresented demographic in games

>like older women as a kid and teen
>now I'm an old man and old women are just my age

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same I like them older

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Hell yeah, that's a good one

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Sauce

She got short end of the stick in the fanart train.

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haha
fuck same here

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Claire Redfield is now over 40 years old as of RE Vendetta. Still single and unmarried, without child with every man she had any sort of romantic chance with diseased. What a pitiful woman...

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If only it was that easy in real life.

I'm gonna need some sauce on all of these. Stat.

That's a big forehead.

DECEASED

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it would be funny if you hypnotize your mom and tell her to make you a sandwich haha

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I can't fucking stand his shading and coloring it just looks so off and like he smudged it on with finger paints.

I’m sorry for your crippling faggotry, user. Hope you get better soon

wait three for free? more for me!

Yeah. It's great.

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I'm pretty sure that's why he posted that sad guy from Bladerunner.

friendly reminder that you will never EVER get another chance at /ss/ again

I think she got overtaken by that short haired chick but yeah she should have more

holy shit its real

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which mommy games are you playing?

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Now that is a hot idea.

tfw Manuela is Ash and Ashes mom from Pokemon

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i love when it leaks out of my nose

>tfw brain insemination isn't real

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sneed

i want it i need it

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hide post and filter exists, faggots

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I fucking love cutesexyrobutts

Imagine the boy you likes stolen away from you by someone with fading youth, wrinkles and being used goods. How pathetic of a woman do you have to be to lose to that?

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>not liking cellulite
holy shit taste

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Over my dead body you godamn sonofabitch

Eyy is this watashi no shounen? Good shit.

>It's just Ogata-san

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Nice video game thread, you fucking retards.
How is that a word gets filtered in less than 24 hours, but these threads continue to be allowed.

The church doesn't look down on sexuality or else Rhea would put on more robes to disguise her massive birthing hips. Also, the nuns wouldn't have leg slits going up to their crotches.

They better not have dicks.

>doujins where she only finds out he's her son after they've done the deed multiple times

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I lile faceless old men

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This artist is hit or miss. Sometimes the art is just god tier good shit, but other times the proportions are just way too fucking unrealistic and it's hard to jack when the tits or ass are the size of a flat screen TV.

>doujins where she is sober and knows it is her son and does it multiple times because she loves him

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The one and only.
>goes right back to thinkgen of cake

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Nice video games.

>read a random doujin
>it's a kid whose mom introduces him to sex at the age of 10
>he really likes it, obviously
>aunt comes over
>seduces him while she baby sits him at her home
>he gives her the baby batter many times
>mother gets worried since she can't get a hold of aunt or son
>son comes home with aunt alongside him
>son tells his mother off and then proceeds to bend his aunt over and fuck her anally in front of her

What the fuck is wrong the Japanese mindset? Is it the radiation?

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There is nothing wrong with anything you described.

Fantastic video games.

Oh no, be careful shoujo-chan. This sensei is trying to steal your bf.

Thats fucking nothing.

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What if it is a doujin of a video game we're talking about?

Fuck off, 99% of video games suck ass.

He draws the best fucking proportions and packs in tons of detail.

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reminder that the majority of Japanese porn is NTR

dont mind me :)

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link?

come back to me loomies

I did. With my cousin...
and a tranny

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>Ane Naru Mono 9 isn’t translated on nhentai yet
>Don’t want to spoil myself

jesus user

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Oriv? Olivia?

If you search exhentai for "netorare" and "-netorare" the search with netorare filtered is over 3x as large.

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>armpits
>femdom
>handjob
>size difference
>MOMMY

Hand over the source my friend.

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Tertiary discussion of video games isn't video games.
Making a thread about taking a shit and discussing what toilet paper is the best and then tacking on "also video games" doesn't make it video games.
I literally can not understand why you jizzmonkeys can't just use the correct board for your shitty spam?

>Nhentai.

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>tfw 25
>tfw dating 13yo student

Youre on the list

ex link

Is that some new rustle? I don't recognize this pic.

you just reminded me of how much child porn there is on Youtube
thanks

sorry user but it seems janny won't delete a thread with fire emblem OP image no matter what.

Mitsubo no Kokuhaku. The mother is a slut.

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because other boards are slow, duh

This was a doozy
>Steal the boyfriend from the girl
>Only to show the girl that men are unfaithful, and becomes an emotional crutch for her, therefore stealing the girl from the boyfriend, which was the main purpose from the very beggining
what a genius

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Based and HighTpilled

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they knew who you were long before you posted, using an em wand won't help you now

Cumming is the only thing that gives me pleasure in life.

This thread shouldn't be here to begin with, retard.

>Being that faggot who likes soft flabby tits
Kys virgin

I hope man is denied that soon.

>Hmmmm, which board should I go to for discussing and posting of porn and hentai related things?
>One of these dedicated porn boards? No.
>Yea Forums: Video Games.
>Perfect.

I was just a kid, I didn't know any better.
Didn't even know what trannies were during that time.
At least my time with my cousin was a good time.

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This isn't the "complain about off-topic posters" board. Please go to

What anime is this?

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>denying his fellow man his daily dose of cummies
roastie or tranny?

based

cringe

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>want to jerk off
>neck injury prohibits me from doing so since my arm feels like it's going to fall off
>grumble to myself, pour another quarter-bottle of mezcal into my thermos
I can't fucking wait for my check to come from the insurance so I can buy another car and drive immediately to the massage place to see that chink slut who can barely speak English who only knows me as "nice butt".

>Scrolling through
>Catalog thumbnail looked like she was being eaten by a piranha plant

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I rather have hentai/porn bait threads instead of /pol/ bait threads.

Straight shota is the absolute most fucking retarded fetish that is only liked by absolute beta faggots with small cocks.

>go to pron board
>thread moves slow and can stay up for days
>make porn thread on Yea Forums
>can have a 150+ thread in 90 minutes
I'd rather talk about porn on a board with more traffic than a designated board with slower traffic
you can't deny that you'll find some anons with good shit in a Yea Forums off-topic porn thread

what extension is this

>forcing his face into her armpit
I think I'm discovering a new fetish.

Por que no dos?

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4chanx+appchanx

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this bitch is just ada wong with a green/black color scheme instead of red/black

I don't speak japanese

Dang 4chanxanax and all those extensions look cool but I've used default Yea Forums for 15 years and I can't be helped.

does she count?

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imagine complaining about the state of Yea Forums when jannies are asleep

this, we could've had a great thread about matures and cougars but dicklets have to fuck it up as usual

i hope, i would feel like cheated after all the gallons i lost to her.

>Most ss has magnum dong shotas
Maybe you're the beta faggot dicklet

>teacher has the exact same face as the other girl
i mean i do love the outfit but still

She got to fuck a dragon in my game.

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She fucked ferdinand in mine and edelgard made her the prime minster

>he didnt had a 17cm dick when he was 10.
user, im sorry if you didnt get to the lucky 20cm club.

wtf? this is disgusting

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>
>474403209
>t. demographic for fat bastard and gyaru-oh

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>Hehehe, hey guys, look at my new cat! His name is Albert Whisker!
>He gets along so well with Rebecca Champurrs and Barry Purrton!

He's a little angry so it's understandable.

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DAMN YOU LEON! YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER!

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>have a huge milf fetish my entire life as a teen and young adult
>mfw I've become a 30 y/o boomer and my milf fetish somehow turned into a gilf fetish

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Too bad there aren't that many good gilf doujins.. it hurts.

Sounds like those doujins where they spend half the time playing up that the boy somehow doesn't know about sex or even what a boner is because /ss/ is written by women

>this thread
I didnt know Yea Forums had such patrician taste

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I was pissed they made her into a barren ditsy slut that drank a lot and was used up. It's not fair bros. Going for Shamir or Catherine now. Not interested in bedding my own students.

i hope the same happens to me, it would be pretty amazing to never worry about becoming too old
you will live long and prosper

I prefer this one.

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I remember seeing a scene on the USA channel on a show about a drunk fireman who was giving his son a talk about how he should get rid of his older woman fetish(for his teacher or something) because by the time he is his age(the father) he will become attracted to grannies.

It is just a random thing from my adolescence that has always stuck with me.

I thought this was Franken Fran

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I swear to god liking gilfs is similar to liking for armpit/pubic hair in terms of work quality that hits your boner just right.

doesn't even make sense
it's like thinking pedos will end up being normal as they grow older

This

that would be rescue me (the tv show), s3e2 "discovery". really good episode.

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>for me
go eat a large razor blade salad topped with hydrochloric acid and Frank's red hot

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sauce? reverse image search doesn't pull up anything

For me, I think it's mommy issues. My mother was terribly neglectful of me. Not to blogpost, just trying to explain.

Drunk fireman dad was right.

SAUUUUUUUUUUUCE

Yea Forums, do you choose a gameboy, chocolate cake, or christmas cake?

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Morishima Kon Over Summer

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Gameboy. I don't want no crummy milkies.

>Play gameboy while getting fed chocolate cake by the christmas cake

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use saucenao when someone posts the full page

I'm not a nintendo player and I don't like chocolate.

>fed chocolate cake by the christmas cake
via mouth-to-mouth?

dilate, fucking tranny.

for me, it's the chocolate cake

>thought I was developing a fetish for milfs
>realize I just got older and can't fap to genki girls without shame anymore

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Unf

This faggot needs to be NTRd

>still feeling shame from fappin
what are you gay

i'm 100% sure that cutesexyrobutts is shilling artwork for patreonbux on Yea Forums

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Take your goon fetish somewhere else.

Now that is a high hot IQ plan.

That does seem to be a special case. Usually it's just being a fan of an older woman's curves and maturity that comes from their life experience.

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>tfw you keep jerking off to milfs more and more
>tfw you keeping jerking off to impregnation material more and more
>tfw you realize you're 27 and already want to start a family
>can't get off unless i know the woman is at least my age
my dad knocked married my mom and knocked her up (with me) at 24, how the fuck did he pull that off?

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Livin the dream

>mfw no futa milf

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maybe it's less shame but pure rage when I look up tomboy young love doujins and know full well it was never me and never will be me. I fucked up when my brain was barely developed and now I never get a second chance

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Your mom was easy. But you already knew that in the back of your mind.

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well he's an idiot because it's easier on twitter while drawing the latest trend in waifus

>Teng in Sleeping Dogs
>Wei Shen can fuck every cheap hoe in the city but not that flustered semen demon
>sequel is never ever
It's not fair bros

AAAAAAAAAAHHH

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>already
27 is actually a bit old.
>how the fuck did he pull that off?
Traditionally men court younger women. You're a deviant!

>tomboy faggot
you deserve it desu

>turn twenty fucking eight
>go have a birthday lunch with your parents
>"haha, at that age we had you"
I'm not ready or maybe financially secure enough to be a family man, but to know my lineage found love by then and I didn't is worrying deeply

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Google "Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr"

There's also a futa version. I think a lot of you would like it.

(And somebody promised to draw a cover for it but they haven't gotten back to me goddammit)

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why did cumbrian make people seethe so hard?

I miss being a short kid, now I'm 1.83 and women taller than me tend to have man hands and weird feet.

I really miss being a manlet.

No shit it ain't she was in dire need of a good dicking

My peepee needs some sauce

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the only thing you deserve is a nuclear holocaust

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because it's fucking stupid, like no shit people like anime titties on an anime imageboard.

soulcalibur
sophitia is a mom so that counts

it's more like it broke mods
I didn't even get to see the outrage towards the term before it was banned
and now they're quite lax on threads

"Mommy characters" are just people my age at this point.

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prove to me that you tried to find it based off the crop and I'll supply you with it

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I can hardly play the game without getting erect whenever she's on screen

yeah i only saw it for a few days then the next thing i kno it was filtered

I know if I followed my old man's path of being a dad that kid would be some 80 shades of fucked up by now. Some of us just aren't meant to be parents

you posted that the other day, didn't you? instant favorite

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perhaps we don't all need to live some /pol/trad fantasy of having 22 kids running around on the farm, but I do feel that even if you live a childless life, many of those who do still deserve to spend their life with some one

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>milf thread
aww yiss

Eeeeeew old haggy-baggies! Stay away from the boys sicko.

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Igdb was just some mario and peach crap, saucenao was something called nyotamen, and as always google is utter shit

All three, I'll play Metroid II while eating chocolate cake and getting some Christmas cake action all t the same time.

is this the same shit that made user´s mom put a socket on her pants and tease him to almost kill him?

I don't believe I did myself recently but it's a very nice doujin

nhentai.net/g/173896/
I'll take your word on it. here you go, friend.

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>want to stop jacking off so hair will stop falling/thinning
>this thread
I want to build some resistance to this stuff, but hnnnnnnnnnn.

There’s seriously gonna have to be a new RE game where they retcon all the characters into having kids. The only question is which side of the Chris/Leonposting war will get JUST’D in the process.

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>a guy interacting in /ss/ with another guy
oh boy
will wonders ever cease

sauce me up on that pic user cant find shit

Less blogshit more milfs

nhentai.net/g/274917/
here you go. This ones is pretty sweet hearted so steel yourself

Imma need a code user

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Based

yer a treasure user

>Using nhentai instead of RegretfulLolis

>Doujin where she intentionally gets one or both of them drunk so she has plausible deniability for the initial fuck

that's an urban myth you idiot

because its an obvious tranny, don't really care about the dead meme

>just got her C-Support with Ignatz where he spills his fucking spaghetti all over the place

Just like Yea Forums talking to real women...

god damn that was wholesome

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>Fap everyday
>Hair so damn thick its spread to other parts of my body.
>Look like a god damn gorilla at this point
Am I producing too MUCH testosterone at this point?

>Liking women under the age of 35

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>wholesome
What a gay cunt

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This. Women under 35 are sluts obsessed with getting something out of a relationship.

After 35, they just don't wanna die alone

>having to proclaim a higher status before fucking without a condom
that's got to be one of the worst cliches in Japan

>before 35
"I'M JUST DOING ME, LIVING MY BEST LIFE"
>after 35
"okay I'll take a resentful relationship with my fifth choice because the chads all got married and left me behind"

If you didn't achieve chadhood when young any girl you date is simply dating you because she hit the dead end

better off user
4chanx tracks your google data

I always prefer to play as the older women when possible. When I can create a character I always try to come up with something milfy and I come up with some kind of milf backstory. I've done this even when I was a child. I always wanted to play as a mom. To be honest I just want to be a milf irl.

They still want something out of a relationship after 35. It's just that that something is love and affection instead of material gain.

every time

is this the chick with the snake tongue?

>It's just that that something is love and affection
hahah must be nice being so naive

This was such a satisfying social link.

Ok Tyrone

How the fuck do you find a christmas cake business woman gf in the current year?

NTR is below shit-tier no matter what the gender configuration is.

bruh...

hell yeah dude

by not being a fucking anime faggot for starters

Not really. Hot asian moms are likely even hotter when they are young.
t.asian

>Another generic c u m b r a i n thread
Fixed

Move somewhere that has a lot of office jobs in the area and you'll get yourself an OL eventually.

what does that mean?
I'm moving to washington soon so hopefully I can find some.

gamer?

what cellulite?

you literally don't, that shit doesn't fucking exist. Turn your suffering into big muscles so you can at least jerk yourself off really hard

I want that to be my next reincarnation. Either that or being born as the son of a succubus for momcest fun.

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I can’t stop laughing user based asf

how to big cums

proper diet and exercise plus drinking plenty of water

Best teacher

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Like hell I won't.

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explain proper diet. All I eat are Totino pizzas and frozen waffles.

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>female friend guesses you have a mommy dom fetish
o fuc

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chicken breast, steak, broccoli.

>This vapid bitch, I bet she fucks one of her own students

Me under her armpit

Does ground beef patties count as steak?

Say it, call me what you want to call me user.

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Lots of fruit. Also anything that contains red meat or dark meat. Higher protein content, the better.

Also, do edging exercises

you want to eat a balanced amount of grains, fruits, vegetables and meat every day. if you dont know how speak to a dietitian and they will generally lay it out for you with your weight in mind after that just stick to the diet.

The only thing wrong with that is that it went into cruelty at the end. It should've stayed fun and loving.

Let it out like you want it to get pregnant. Not like you hope it all fits on the paper towel.

I heard edging gives you ED if prolonged.

My dickity dick good taste.

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behave

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>find out your friend has a mommydom fetish
o yes

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Creep

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>mint condition card
>was in her ass out of the pack
mint my ass

same but I don't have the time to jerk off for an hour or two anymore since I have a job now

Lentils.
Arginine.
Zinc.
Lots of water and water.
Stop fapping daily.

As complete and utter nonsense as regular masturbation causing baldness or dopamine deficiency

nhentai.net/g/164786/

Google "Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr"

I think a lot of you would like it. (There's also a futanari on male version.)

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I'm okay with that.

bitch can read me like a book and it scares me.

You know what to do.

>tfw you drink just a tad bit too much milk at once and have to regurgitate it back up
sucks

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Is that candy slut? God I love her.

details

No, I just can't.
That's not it, say what you actually want to say about me user.

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It's really fun for us user try not to blame her.

NTR usually doesn't get to me but this one fucked me up because Hotaru and Kokonotsu are OTP

The coconut dick won tho.

I feel like I've seen her in one of those really short, really poorly drawn doujins. Or at least like a sketch at the back of a doujin.

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welp the gays have ruined this thread.

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i don't blame her, i actually like when she teases me haha.

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>selfish
>slob
>arrogant
>roasty
>healing is kind of weak unless you invest time into her, but why bother if you already have a dedicated one with physic by the time you get her
But holy fuck do I want to give her twins and take responsibility

one of my favorites

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Make a move before it's too late. If she wants to mommy you then just let her do it before she finds another boy to tease that way.

Oh my god this post is amazing.

>3 for fucking free

What a bargain man !

Ootsuka Reika is pretty great

>healing is kind of weak unless you invest time into her, but why bother if you already have a dedicated one with physic by the time you get her
This is kinda what I like about FE. You can use whoever you want to beat the games even if they start off week. I used Manuela all the time.

maybe i shall.

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The one and the same

i need some sauce for that booty

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If she wants to mommy someone, she should be the type to make the move herself.

Maybe you'll regret not making a move for years to come. Maybe you'll never be at peace with yourself for not knowing for sure.

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for real if she seems interested just pop the question it you'll feel better whether she says yes or no just because you now know for sure

That was the move.

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by that logic wouldn't they go for an even younger number as they get older?

only because you posted some detroit metal city.
hentai DOT cafe/manga/read/minamida-usuke-home-of-seclusion/en/0/1/page/1

Thinking that teasing counts as a move is the kind of immature mindset that a true mommy should've grown out of long ago.

goslingniggers are becoming the next frogposters

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Who’s your older woman user?

>That mommy personality in Koikatsu

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>becoming
It's actually kind of died down again.

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There was no mean-spirited NTR, though. Just a family sharing and caring.

In other words, nearly a fourth of Japanese porn is netorare?

how about evil moms?

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This hurts, because that's also me.

>mfw same
>mfw 34
I-is it time to give up?

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>jannies deletes this
>keep all of the porn, goslingposting and doujinshi up, even though none of it is vidya related

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Have sex, redditor.

A far cry from the original claim.

never give up brother

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29 about to turn 30

Dating sites are a meme. Women will match with me and shit but won't reply back.

This is shit

Holy shit is that Mrs. Krabappel?

I'm currently with a different girl but it seems like the intimacy is gone, i might just get the balls and break up with her.

They're more likely to be sexually aggressive and less likely to have a taboo against fucking their own sons, so why not?

>older women in anime/vidya are now younger than me

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With a different girl instead of mommy? Not cool user...

B-B-Back that ass up

Based. We need more mature women in video games and less pedophile pandering.

goslingposting is based fuck you faggot

Just make the women pedophiles and bring in the golden age of mature women and shotas.

Show the sauce

Based

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Aisare Tai

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Not my fault i met the mommy later :(

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You can't fuck your mom, though.

Too bad jannies are asleep and euro jannies dont give a fuck what we are posting so rage on faggot

Based shota.

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shut the fuck up homo newfag
mature video game women are always video game related and have always been allowed on Yea Forums

Not with that attitude.

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Amazing taste

Here comes a racist piece of shit to ruin the thread again

mint HER ass

gamer

It was different time.

I like Manuela because she's relatable

Says who?

I also like refreshing beverages.

If someone wanted to hypothetically get in their single mom's pants, how would they go about it?

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you have to go back

Get caught sniffing their panties.

They only lash out against those that attack them with violence. That's literally it.

first step is to have a mother who's literally fucking insane and a degenerate. If taht isn't true then it's a no-go

Do the Oedipus thing where you leave for a decade and return with her realizing its you

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>Not fucking her boyfriend right in front of her

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Pedophilia is wrong

>those disgusting thin weak legs
what the fuck

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I fucking love this artist

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boys mature at a younger age than girls so it's fine. nature doesn't care about equality

Have you read the story?

Why does she look upset in the last panel? Is Masato the husband's name and she wanted him to say he's been bad and needs a spanking or something?

That only works if you leave when you're still a baby and haven't really developed a face yet.

this entire thread and yet no mention of the GOAT Nora Higuma

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It's only wrong if you're liking little girls. Mother/mature women on little boys is perfectly fine and encouraged.

She wanted some affection.

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Pretty sure she knows I finish in her dirty ones, she accidentally leaves her clean pairs sometimes in my underwear drawer.
Fuck, then it's probably hopeless for me.
I don't want to come home to a crypt keeper, she already looks cute in her late forties.

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haven't had a chance to go through these myself, but saved a list of ss mangaka from Yea Forums
Orutoro
Nario
Bai Asuka
Sugi G
Denki Shougun
Kuroiwa Menou
Saigado
Takatsu
Tanishi
Karma Tatsurou
Nishi Yori
Yunioshi
Hyji
Kusatsu Terunyo
Sean Youtarou
Musashino Sekai
Kuroharuto
Nishikawa Kou
Jyura
Shiina Kazuki
Yoko Juusuke
Natsu no Oyatsu
Daigo
Hori Hiroaki
Gaden
Abubu
Kuroharuto
Clone Ningen
Fei
Kiriyama Taichi
Ashiomi Masato
Otochichi
Yanagawa Rio
Meme50
Tsukino Jyogi
Maguro Teikoku
Muronaga Chaashuu
Kishizuka Kenji
Itou Yuuji
Sunagawa Tara
Saranaru Takami
E-Musu Aki
Koyanagi Royal

Please tell me she doesn't turn into a total masochistic sub in the bedroom, because that trope is both overdone and awful.

No one is perfect user

Thank you, kind user.

Momething similar happened to me only with centaurs.

imagine the smell

"No one is perfect" is what you say when a talented artist has a drinking problem or something, not when someone wants to be a fighter pilot even though they're blind. Not being willing to make a move disqualifies a woman from mommy status, is what I'm saying.

mah nigga
still disappointed with the lack of actual incest though

add this one to the list
Hana Hook

Did she make your favorite, horse?

Imagine telling your own mother you've been fucking her sister.

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just use your imagination!

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you are literally retarded

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horse pusy

>Village custom where every boy sleeps with an older woman as a sort of initiation ritual
This should be the custom all over the goddamn real world. It would solve so many problems if every boy could have their first sexual experiences be gentle and affectionate and feel like they're being accepted and welcomed into a new world.

cellulite is hot though

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Other way around retard

This but unironically

no way she can wipe properly

Says who faggot

>Centorea
>implying she isn't a young horse maiden
user please, fat tits do not mean older

>ghost/actual monster girl thread gets deleted
>this thread stays up
janny janny...

I wasn't being ironic. I'm dead serious.

To this day, still the only picture I've ever seen that tried to illustrate cellulite. Shame, when a little bit of it is totally hot.

Sauce?

Where to find tired and lonely older woman?

Same artist as S-kke Mama

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protip: saucenao is a really good way to reverse search uncropped pages of hentai

>liking women under the age of 500

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>tfw no spooky ghost wife to make into a spooky ghost mommy
Fuck this gay earth

retirement homes?

No one here actually likes "Older women"
You just like the stock "old lady" body type that they all have because Japan is creatively bankrupt now that all of the people making media were born and raised on anime and only take inspiration from anime.

There's actually a game where that happens with the genders reversed. Woman is impregnated by her dead brother's ghost and gives birth and you play as her daughter years later. It's Fatal Frame 5.

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a nightclub during an 80s music night

Is he under hypnosis or something

I would marry any remotely humanoid female horror thing aslong as they had a nice personality and wanted kids
I just can't give a shit what someone looks like anymore because aesthetics is a vicious cycle

while this ass looks like shit. I am so glad ass became mainstream in nipland a while ago.

>Not leaving the door semi open so she cant barely see the action.

lemme see your ideal ass user. im curious

>older women
>ctrl+f
>oda non
>0 results
the fuck mane, why?

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my dick cant take this

He's boring.

oda non is the best

>NTR image

nigga, Oda is the preeminent milf hunter. These tig ol bitty art should be hung up on a museum.

testosterone kills the head on your head but grows hair elsewhere

>1.95
m..mommy

mood, older always equals better, fuck.

>the jizzbrain meme is real
Next time look at the filename, retard.

>They dont look motherly enough

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>barely vanilla content

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>The church of Seiros is incredibly fucking strict,

No they're not

>they execute anyone that even speaks the wrong way about the church.

They execute people who invade the church with weapons to try and assassinate the Pope. And also those that raise an army to go attack the church to try kill the Pope.

That's literally it. And all that happened because of Edelgard anyway.

substantiate your claims

STOP HAVING SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT MOTHERHOOD
STOP SEXUALIZING MOTHERS
STOP ROMANTICIZING MOTHER/SON INCEST
GROW UP
GO TO THE GYM

god tier thread
so many tabs have been opened

Fuck off. If women can want daddies, I can want a mommy.

Older women are hot.
The thread devolving into /ss/ is questionable though. Mommy issues abound.

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>fertility and motherhood aren't the most attractive features a woman can possess
Day of the rope soon, pedo

no worries dude, no IRL women would want me anyway, be it old or young.

Incorrect. You're an anomaly. Females are supposed to seek protection with males. It doesnt work the other way, get a grip on your life. Youre a virgin loser who wants a woman to do everything for him.

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>no Tatsunami Youtoku either

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>tfw have gilf fetish
It's actually more embarassing to admit to others than my other weirder fetishes like possession or transformation. I only like it if it's basically a younger woman's body with a granny face however so it's not like I like the stuff that comes with old age and fat, cellulite, saggy sausage tits and wrinkles

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>STOP ROMANTICIZING MOTHER/SON INCEST
I actually agree with this,
For everything else kys fagit

>this ass looks like shit
It's okay to be gay, user. ust admit it.

>who wants a woman to do everything for him.
it's 2019 you cishet bigot shitlord. men can be protected by and taken care of by a woman if they want.

Cunny > Hag

prove me wrong

Unironically had a relationship with a teacher like this, but she could never see me in that way :(

Sure, if they look like that, yeah me too

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You guys want a mommy gf because you want her to take care of the sexual stuffs as you are incapable of having social interraction with women

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>no MTSP's Jin

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yes, and?

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Pedophilia is illegal and looked down upon by any normal person. In short, kill yourself.

>will never wake up as a sexy cake
aaa

The church of seiros is literally the same as Jews as described by conspiracy theories.
They betrayed the ancient civilization because they wanted more power (which caused the remaining survivors to absolutely abhor them), decided to influence the new factions from behind the scenes (the imperials knew about this and straight up accepted it) and then proceeded to experiment on living people.
The reason why Edgegard started her rebellion was because she wanted complete autonomy and not be a puppet of Seiros.
Seiros are one of the lesser evils, but they're still evil.

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what about both?
cunny body but mentally a hag aka lolibaba

Well having a social interaction with a womwn is required for any sort of gf, so not sure what you're getting at

So?

Based GEbro. I still haven't finished Resurrection.

Too bad romancable older women in games are quite rare.

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Gonna need sauce on this chief, reverse search gives nothing.

That doesn't look comfortable for the boy.

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The only love I have ever experienced was from older women.

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Ari no Mama Kyouiku

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Google "Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr"

I think a lot of you would like it. There's also a futa version.

The worst is when they tease you with the possibility, but are quick to snatch it away from you.

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Not as rare as it used to be

What a lad, thanks.

The sounds like the worst of both worlds.

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This one sucks. Not worth it.

Found this goldmine, so im gonna share it.
Theres this russian website where a russian chad pretends to offer payment to women for sexy time. Heres a torrent of 110+ mature russian women sending pics (and sometimes vid) to him to entice him:

uniondht.org/topic/1805099-razvod-vzroslih-zhenshchin-po-perepiske-na-golie-fotki.html

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best artist

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T . V I R G I N

This is me but also I haven't mentally matured at all so it still works out somehow.

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spasibo, bratan

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Marry a young enough woman so that your son can experience /ss/ later.

He hasnt realeased anything in quite a while

Is this Surgut?

>your son grows up to be a lolicon and doesn't appreciate all the work you put in for him

Already read it, was diamonds when Helen asked the guy if he was attracted to his mother. I’m a momcestfag myself

nhentai.net/g/85012/
i really like leopard print outfits for some reason

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His art style lacks something. I feel like if you've read one you've read them all

VVO

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looks like Vladivostok

Link it please before the thread dies

Just reroll another son, then.

Glad to hear and hope you were able to fap to it.

I assume that's your favorite part, but did I do anything else you really liked?

>did I do anything else you really liked?

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Lol not sure how to take that. I just want to know what I could do to improve or what you think I did well or didn't, etc

The ending to this one always gets me

who?

>mother steals daughters boyfriend
Is there a better setting?

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>all these Russian buildings
>and then a fucking Cinnabon of all things
I'm glad Russians also like to get it on at the Cinnabon

Boyfriend gets both daughter AND mother. Bonus points if there's more than 1 daughter.

No there isn't.

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yeah

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If any of you fuckers ever visit Japan download tinder and a bunch of other dating sites and you can fuck milfs and cougars as much as you please. I noticed all the younger girls were not down with messing around with me. Maybe I'm ugly but the older woman curvy girls with big butts and tits were all over me. You should download line too it's their version of skype or facetime whatever. They Will always take the conversation there within a few messages. I hooked up with a new milf each day i was there. And you don't even need to speak Japanese. She doesn't need to speak fluent english either. The bare minimum of communication is required. A lot of them are either divorced or straight up cheating but who cares. Make your dreams come true faggots. I'm going again next year just to be a complete degenerate and drown in milf pussy.

based

I prefer it happening the other way around.

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sounds like the dream honestly.

>tfw my crush is currently a maid which is almost 55 years old
>tfw she has a very slim waist and thick ass from years of doing athletic bicycle
>tfw she knows about it because she has mentioned about feeling my hormones going rampant as a joke

fuck

sounds like shes willing to help you out

It honestly was. I'm not even that much of a weeb. I stopped giving a fuck about anime and japan in general like 5 years ago. But ever since my trip there I'm actually looking forward to finishing my degree and being the typical English teacher or assistant. All because I'm a fucking degenerate wanting to live out my perverted fantasies.

Man i just don't want to think about it, the implications about it actually happening... also I feel she sees me as some kind of a joke, i haven't seen her flirting with me at all, but his ass is mesmerizing holy fuck

how do you become a typical english teacher there?
I have my degree and some teaching training here in the states.

Me on the left

at least you have some kind of motivation. can't say that for everybody

why we can't have nice things, it's truly suffering to know it just simply will never happen, even though i don't give a fuck so i wouldn't make a mess about feelings drama or getting too attached

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This site is full of mommy issues. No wonder I ended up here.

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