What does Yea Forums think of this? Do rural polish people really live like this?
What does Yea Forums think of this? Do rural polish people really live like this?
Other urls found in this thread:
Only when they're stuck in a cursed forest and have to deal with starvation and illness
At least there are no naggers
...
I think it was too fucking scary, and I couldn't even get an hour in.
If you can’t appreciate a good slow burn then I’ve got nothin for you bro I just can’t with you
it's really bad, you can barley see what's going on with the shitty art and you must be a child to find the game even remotely scary. it's just a dull survivor game.
Lol same I got like 20 mins in tops ran into a spooky barking dog under a tree turned it off and never turned it back on again
You can't call it a slow burn it it never builds up gets hot. After day 4 or 5 you've basically seen the entire game and nothing should scare you at all
>DARKWOOD IS SUCH A SLOW BURNING, BONE CHILLING HORROR EXPERIENCE THAT DOESN'T RELY ON CHEAP JUMPSCARES
I used to live by the forest of despair when I was a kid. Painful memories.
WOW A DOG BARKED
Fuck you it was spooky
Please never play Nintendogs
Sorry you're so much of a sperg that you can't into immersion.
yeah its fucking great
play lost in vivo after
>be me
>be 8 years old
>some of dad's polish friends are spending their holidays at home
>one day, I argue with their son that there's litteraly no reason why animals could not have souls, since after all humans are animals as well
>son freaks out, runs to share my horrific words with his parents
>they all freak out, and are litteraly shaking in anger while trying to convince me (a litteral 8 years old) of the errors of my ways
>my dad wonders what the hell is going on and comes asking what's up
>he fells silent as the pols are chimping out, still mad at my heresy
>weirdly enough, they departed the next day and where never invited again
And this is why polish people are subhuman gremlins. So yes, Darkwood is probably a pretty accurate depiction of their natural habitat.
I’m glad this thread didn’t slip past your radar based bone chilling slow burn poster
Good fucking shit.
It's very atmospheric and immersive. I was always too scared to die in the night because I thought I would have to start the same day all over again, which is not the case.
Any similar horror games to this? I really liked it
I can get immersed into games and movies with immersion. Not pixel shit procedurally generated Minecraft . especially not at a fucking pixel DOG barking under a tree
Good Slavshit
Far better than most modern Western games
Atmosphere is really important to make a tense scenario, and it goes leaps and bounds to make every night not really terrifying, but an experience where you just wish morning would arrive already and you could play without the fear of a beast knocking down the door and licking out your brain
>no imagination
Fucking kek. I don't agree but this was a great comment
Why does every niche game have 1 autistic sperg who shits up every thread about that game?
you sound like an 8 year old
>rural polish people
sam jesteś rurkowiec nygusie
You're on Yea Forums... Maybe Reddit is where you should ezplore
Polish people are the niggers of Europe
>jumpscare good = post wojak
>jumpscare bad = post wojak
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING END GOAL I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE RETARDS LIKE YOU COMING INTO THREADS TO FUCKING PERPETUATE OPINIONS YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING HAVE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR? WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS AND WHY? WHY? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I WILL INTO KILLING YOU SO HARD THAT TIME WILL FUCKING IMPLODE AND CREATE A NEW PLAGUE OF EGYPT JESUS CHRIST? WHY DO YOU EVEN GO ON THIS BOARD? TO TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OR SHITPOST """IRONICALLY"""? IRONIC SHITPOSTING IS STILL SHITPOSTING YOU'RE STILL POSTING SHIT JESUS FUCK WHY? WHY? WHY? YOU'RE A FUCKING DETRIMENT TO SOCIETY, I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT.
>implying a game in any perspective other than first person can ever be scary
Is your brain unable to connect the dots for you? Or do you need a big brain designer and animator to connect them for you?
It's just two or three shitposters shitposting their boredom away in every single thread to get their dopamine hit
AH MY COOOUSIN WOJAK, LET US GO AND TROLL SOME REDDITORS AND TAKE SOME BIIIIG AMERICAN SHITPOSTS
Lol typical ignorant /pol/ish people. Probably got worked into a jesus-based rage that you acknowledged that humans are animals
Please never watch any scary movie if pixel Minecraft and your I M A G I N A T I O N scare you so much
Doesn't rely on jumps cares and focuses more in making the player feel uneasy and uncomfortable throughout. Once you beat it though, that feeling goes away entirely. Not worth a second playthrough.
>Poles disciplining dumb children in the error of their ways and correcting them
Sounds pretty based. You sound like a limp wristed sÓy boy.
Thank you
Now go back to playing your triple A movie games that try to have little to no reading at all. Sounds like something more your speed since it won't hurt your brain as much from utilizing spacial imagery.
Genuine question, How can you find somthing that doesn't exist scary? The only thing i can think of that scares me is a direct threat to my life irl.
>self admittedly scares himself with his own thoughts and a spongebob song
>when the fed forced to post here has a breakdown
>Please never watch any scary movie
god damn you sound like such a fucking faggot
>implying dark wood is better than re2
Holy fuck
are you that sperg that stands in a corner and waves his arms pretending that he's playing a game?
Yeah bud
So great to see that this is becoming the next game for Yea Forums to target. Fun cult / niche game that most who play it love gains popularity and soon its threads become infested with faggots who have to shit on everything popular. I hate this vicious cycle
Any time someone defends the game, poster count never goes up. Fuck off with your autism and delete your thread, OP
>Doesn't rely on jumps cares and focuses more in making the player feel uneasy and uncomfortable throughout.
or maybe it's just a bad game
Good or bad isn't the point. The point is that we could have actual discussion, but as the game is becoming popular we get this
That's not because it's popular, because it isnt. Its because it's bad. What discussion do you want? Why don't you start it instead of crying? People already stated they both liked it and thought it was pixelshit Minecraft. Make a response or something instead of crying like a petulant autistic child
There are people on v who actively shit on games for no reason other than to bait, most of them don’t even play games anymore but they’re stuck here forever, so they resent this place
>implying it's me
I just started playing
Fun until you realize all the game is is having to run all the way back to your house after making literally three steps worth of progress, and staring at the fucking screen until the spooky noises stop.
I started it 2 days ago, I'm 6 days into the game and I can't find any fucking keys anywhere, i've been all over the map like 3 times
It's only 12 bucks on switch, should I buy this?
it's worth maybe $2 max
yeah it's pretty good
>he thinks night is just staring at the fucking screen until the spooky noises stop
>he didnt get passed the first area
ADHD confirmed, opinion discarded
Haven't finished day one because I'm scared the night is going to come while I'm away from the house
WHO'S RIGHT?
me
what door do you need to get past?
The one in the underground tunnel doesn't open until much, much later in the game.
The one at the farmhouse needs a randomised code that is given to you at night by doorknockers
The one where you can hear two people arguing only opens from the other side
And the one in the house in the dark thicket has a piece of paper with the code in the same building,
On the other hand, if you're talking about all the locked boxes lying around, those can only be opened with lockpicks
says the retard that replied two times
it was the wedding house and the forest house (the one with the poisonous spores) i figured i had to open because the game directs you to those two first.
I had somebody knocking my door on the first or second night but I opened the door and there was nothing, and the door hasn't been knocked in the 4 nights since
I'm glad honestly. It's the best horror game of the last 5 years that I know and the incoherent squealing of the detractors only gives it more credibility in the eyes of the people who would actually enjoy it in the first place.
The fact they can't get over their handful of buzzwords about survival/procedurally-generated/top-down/indie while the people who've actually played it are discussing the story or characters is just seasoning on the meal. Salt, if you will.
It's made all the better that they have to blatantly lie about the facts to make their case.
Good post
>all bad things buzzwords
Really excellent game. Finished my second playthrough on Hard a few weeks ago and was seriously impressed at how much the story diverted based on some different choices. The sawmill Wolfman battle was the sort of vidya experience I'll remember for years. It's almost criminal they hid it behind an optional event in a completely optional story branch.
Anyone know if there's a modding community for it? I think with some balance changes it would be nearly perfect.
It's a dog killing simulator where you waste time collecting mats to barricade a safe house only for it to get destroyed in five seconds. It's extra spooky because you can't see shit because despite it being top down you're still limited to your character's cone of vision. Which kind of defeats the whole point of it being top down. Mine as well have just gone first person if you wanted to limit vision but I guess that would have required actual money and effort.
The note with the code for the wedding will be on the ground right outside the door once you open it. the wedding area is just a side area and not necessary to progress. However the code will only ever be given to you in the starting hideout so if you really want to see what's inside then you'll have to stay overnight until you get the knocking again.
The house with the poison spores is the way forward. You can get rid of the spores with fire, either by swinging a torch at it as if it were an enemy or by throwing a Molotov at it. be aware that there is an enemy in the house that can kill you if you're unprepared so make sure to bring a weapon, preferably a shovel or gun. Once you're in the next area you should immediately head straight for the next hideout and light the fireplace to make it your new spawnpoint. there will also be a bicycle bell there that will summon an NPC that can transport your stored equipment from the last hideout in exchange for a bottle of alcohol.
Be aware that he will also dink any alcohol he has to transport and deliver only empty bottles.
>Be aware that he will also dink any alcohol he has to transport and deliver only empty bottles.
Oh that's a nice touch, never knew that.
Also worth mentioning he can't go to the swamp, so if you're about to head to the second half of the game, be sure to bring everything you absolutely need on your person.
thanks, i was considering using fire on the spores but i only had a molotov and was hesitant to use it as i thought it'd just be a waste.
It's OK. I put 3 hours into it and then just stopped playing, I dunno why but I don't really feel like going back. It doesn't do a good job of drawing you in from the start since nights take so long to pass and nothing happens. From what I've read I know that'll change later in the game but it doesn't feel worth it going by the current gameplay loop
You will always get a
>"night is coming, better head home"
message when the sun starts to set, if you head back immediately you will have just enough time to start the generator and make some final adjustments to your defenses before monsters start to spawn.
later on you can buy a wristwatch that will tell you the exact time.