Okay here is what characters I'm gonna create in classic.
>Night elf, male, druid, resto
Because I love being that wise powerful Healer that will only join your raid if you gently kiss my foot for my talents.
>Night elf, female, warrior trying to become as close to the sentinels as possible
Because I want to be one of those bad, bad bitches Grom is afraid of like a little child! Provocatively shaking my big, fat, jiggly, moonwell washed ass throughout all battlefields of World of Warcraft classic.
>Human, male, paladin
DEUS VULT! Death to all the horde subhumans!
>Gnome, male, mage, professional portaljew
You want me to use my perfectly crafted portals because your delicate self can't sleep with all those sweating sailors on their boats? Gas, ass or grass faggot.
>Dwarf, male, Hunter, drunken menace
Ain't nothing my blunderbuss, my bear orcslayer or a good pint of ale can fix!
>Troll, male, shaman, professional vodoo fag
Da vodoo be callin' me, mon'
>Orc, male, beggar in ratchet
1 copper for polishing your shoes, 5 copper if you want me to call you mastah, 10 copper if you want me to pick your cotton, 1 silver if I can be your slave in azeroth! Orc culture at its best.
This will keep me busy at least for the next 2 or so years. What are you gonna do with your miserable life?
Okay here is what characters I'm gonna create in classic
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What character are you guys gonna create?! A wise strong wizard? Hot troll girl? Maybe a chad tauren?!
>Because I want to be one of those bad, bad bitches Grom is afraid of like a little child! Provocatively shaking my big, fat, jiggly, moonwell washed ass throughout all battlefields of World of Warcraft classic.
>t.never played WC3
Hope you wouldn't be a pussy and level in Kalimdor in PvP server
>DEUS VULT! Death to all the horde subhumans!
Dress up, healslut
>t.never played WC3
Grom said they were the perfect warriors and he did piss his pants when Cenarius showed himself telling all his people to retreat. Then he sold his whole clan to Mannoroth.
After that Thrall needed the help from Jaina and her human forces to get rid of him.
>Dress up, healslut
I'm gonna raid Crossroads. Again. And again. And again. And again and eventually visit your green ass in Orgrimmar my bitch Thrall is waiting for me. I really miss that tight orcs ass.
Somebody gotta butter up those sweet, thick orccheeks I bet Thrall and all the orcs missed the whip of their superiors.
I'd say 'nice blog' but your stream of thought is absolute garbage.
Neck yourself.
Fuck off with your blog post faggot
>I want to be one of those bad, bad bitches Grom is afraid of like a little child! Provocatively shaking my big, fat, jiggly, moonwell washed ass throughout all battlefields of World of Warcraft classic
What the fuck?
I'm seriously confused.
>Grom said they were the perfect warriors and he did piss his pants when Cenarius
Lol no He said that NElves more savage than HElves. And then he killed them and their demigod
>I'm gonna raid Crossroads.
>will stuck in Goldshire untill TBC when he switch to BElf paladin
>paladin-wallpaper[1].jpg
>posts warrior
Hell yeah I'm gonna play her as one of those bad elven bitches from wc3 not those fucking PUSSIES from retail.
I'll make sure to genocide all of Durotar, the Barrens and Mulgore thoroughly multiple times.
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And why is he so red? Hmmm... if Grom would be so strong he wouldn't be so awfully red you know. Also its literally in the text, Grom literally admires them as the perfect warriors.
Wonder what would have happened if Cenarius drank Mannoroths blood.
>I'm gonna raid Crossroads.
>will stuck in Goldshire untill TBC when he switch to BElf paladin
Raids on crossroads were literally a daily occurrence in vanilla. So much that horde babies were crying to blizzard that "IT ISN'T FAIR! GOO GOO GAA GAA!"
>And why is he so red?
For speed boost. Eveyrone knows that Red is faster
>Also its literally in the text, Grom literally admires them as the perfect warriors.
>source: my ass
Sure thing
>Raids on crossroads were literally a daily occurrence in vanilla.
>were
A main warod. Today Alliance is populated by tranny ERPer like you
>For speed boost. Eveyrone knows that Red is faster
And as we all know at least those who played Wc3 Mannoroth literally had to enslave them so Grom could stand a chance.
If Mannoroth wasn't there to save Grom he would've certainly died right then and there.
>Sure thing
Play the mission where he cuts wood. He admires them as vicious and effective warriors.
>A main warod. Today Alliance is populated by tranny ERPer like you
Are you afraid of me orc-senpai?! Or should I just call you what you are? A green nigger!
>If Mannoroth wasn't there to save Grom he would've certainly died right then and there.
>source: my ass
Like it or not tranny, but history doesn't knew such word as "if"
>Play the mission where he cuts wood. He admires them as vicious and effective warriors.
Delusional tranny it's exactly mission where he refering to them as "more savage than HElves"
>Are you afraid of me orc-senpai?! Or should I just call you what you are? A green nigger!
>says a tranny who still lves on the tree, pretending he is woman
Whatever you say, faggyboi
>Like it or not tranny, but history doesn't knew such word as "if"
Its literally the whole mission. Mannoroth even knows very well that the normal orcs don't stand a chance. Tichondrius gives Mannoroth the idea of enslaving the orcs again.
The whole mission is only about finding the corrupted well so Grom stands a chance against Cenarius.
>Delusional tranny it's exactly mission where he refering to them as "more savage than HElves"
Among other things. He also calls them the perfect warriors.
>Whatever you say, faggyboi
>pretending he is a woman
Night elf man belong in the emerald dream and women are warriors and hunters. I stay true to the lore.
>Like it or not tranny, but history doesn't knew such word as "if"
Imagine what would've happened if Cenarius and Mannoroth would've worked together.
Cenarius and all powerful demigod and a immensely powerful demon.
>The whole mission is only about finding the corrupted well so Grom stands a chance against Cenarius.
And it's worked Gromm killed both, Cenarius and Mannoroth, case closed.
>He also calls them the perfect warriors.
He didn't?
>Night elf man belong in the emerald dream and women are warriors and hunters.
It worked so fucking well in Third War
Also, true lore says that Horde hero stood alone against Tyrande and Malfurion after slaying second in command of NElves Wardens
>Imagine what would've happened if Cenarius and Mannoroth would've worked together.
War of Ancient would end with legion victory
You shouldn’t be playing this, play Starbound instead.
>It worked so fucking well in Third War
>Also, true lore says that Horde hero stood alone against Tyrande and Malfurion after slaying second in command of NElves Wardens
Because Blizzard writers have been literally shit since vanilla. That is way they have put up classic now.
>He didn't?
He did.
>And it's worked Gromm killed both, Cenarius and Mannoroth, case closed.
He got stomped by Cenarius, enslaved by Mannoroth and beaten by his little brother and cute, young jaina. Then he got killed by Mannoroth. Thrall killed Mannoroth.
Yea exactly, the orcs would even be completely unnecessary.
That is why they have to put up classic now.*
Starbound? Why?
>Because Blizzard writers have been literally shit since WC3.
fix to fit your narrative
>He did.
Okay my bad.
>He got stomped by Cenarius,
Cenarius didn't even faced Gromm untill Gromm killed him.
>. Then he got killed by Mannoroth. Thrall killed Mannoroth.
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Nice headcanon
Okay, so based solely on how in depth you went on this post to an anonymous forum, im going to guess your autistic. But then again, I guess you have to have some type of mental issue to pay 15/month to play an old version of a game that will be abandoned by developers in less than a year.
Quit ruining the industry and play something enjoyable. Fuck you.
Because WOW sucks and Starbound doesn't.
>Cenarius didn't even faced Gromm untill Gromm killed him.
That depends on the player. You can get Grom killed and revive him if you so wish. I think Cenarius even makes fun of the player if the player attempts to attack him without finding the well first.
>fix to fit your narrative
I dunno everyone agrees with me from Yea Forums to reddit to fucking resetera. Everybody agrees the story has been absolute dogshit since vanilla. Burning Crusade and Wrath of the Lichking was still "acceptable" for most. But after that it was just one big heap of shit.
>Nice headcanon
Survivors tell tales the dead stay dead.
>Quit ruining the industry
And that would be retail? Because I'd gladly ruin that.
Starbound is largely singleplayer though. I want to facesit on some horde players with my cute sentinel.
Jamaican me crazy mon'!
Now what characters are you guys gonna make?
>I dunno everyone agrees with me from Yea Forums to reddit to fucking resetera. Everybody agrees the story has been absolute dogshit since vanilla. Burning Crusade and Wrath of the Lichking was still "acceptable" for most. But after that it was just one big heap of shit.
The point was that NElves were jobbers so nce wc3
>Survivors tell tales the dead stay dead.
And survivors tells that Gromm killed Mannoroth just as he killed cenarius
Orc melee lock
Femdead Mage for easy money
>The point was that NElves were jobbers so nce wc3
Don't know what you trying to say here, buddy.
>And survivors tells that Gromm killed Mannoroth just as he killed cenarius
Mannoroth killed Cenarius through intrigue and Mannoroth himself managed to dab on Thrall and killed Grom. So neither technically won here.
I was going to play a huge faggot, but you seem to have that covered.
Hope you play on alliance, because if you don't... you're already dead.
I will make a hunter as well, not sure whether to go ne for shadowmeld ambushes on the roads or an insane dwarf who skins horde pelts
this is the most "hello fellow gamers" rebbit post I've seen in a long time
>shadowmeld ambushes on the roads or an insane dwarf who skins horde pelts
based.
You have to go back.
>Don't know what you trying to say here, buddy.
RoC: a single clan which waged gurellia war on Alliance since BotDP travelled to Kalimdor slaughetering all elves in Ashenvale and kills Cenarius. Legion and Scourge wrecking night elves left and right untill they made alliance with Horde and humans
TFT: Nagas slaughtering NElves, NElves needs help of Blood Elves
WoW: After leveling in Kalimdor NElves fans/players starts making most of WoW rape r34. Wetlands run becomes a thing and most of Night elves settling in Goldshire's Inn